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The Subtropical Paradise of Kyr4

“Jump in the fountain”

Category: New York Times Democracy
Civil Rights:
Excellent
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
World Benchmark

Regional Influence: Hegemony

Location: Amor Fati Anagenesis

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The Subtropical Paradise of Kyr4 is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by President applepwnz with a fair hand, and remarkable for its complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, intelligent population of 17.526 billion Kyr4ns enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded individuals juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Defence. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Orlando. Income tax is unheard of. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Information Technology, Gambling, and Tourism industries.

Third party candidates are now gaining some representation in Parliament, notable individuals are granted land and titles, businesses are forced to bring all work back within the nation's borders, and drunk drivers are sentenced to death. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kyr4's national animal is the Kyr4n Alligator, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways, and its currency is the Coconut.

Kyr4 is ranked 3rd in Amor Fati Anagenesis and 111,559th in the world for Best Weather, with -1,199 Metres of Sunlight Above Expected.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 2 days 23 hours ago

  • 2 days 19 hours ago: Following new legislation in Kyr4, drunk drivers are sentenced to death.
  • 2 days 23 hours ago: Kyr4 voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Child Pornography Ban".
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Kyr4, businesses are forced to bring all work back within the nation's borders.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Kyr4, notable individuals are granted land and titles.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Kyr4, third party candidates are now gaining some representation in Parliament.
  • 5 days ago: Kyr4 voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Liberate Capitalist Paradise".
  • 5 days ago: Kyr4 voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Legal Competence".
  • 5 days ago: Kyr4 changed its national demonym to "Kyr4n".
  • 7 days ago: Following new legislation in Kyr4, truth is often impossible to tell from fiction on the evening news.
  • 9 days ago: Following new legislation in Kyr4, foreign 'investors' have been taking a great interest in the new secret shuttle.

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