The Subtropical Paradise of
New York Times Democracy
Jump in the fountain
Regional Influence
Hegemony
Four
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
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The Subtropical Paradise of Kyr4 is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by President applepwnz with a fair hand, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, smutty television, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, democratic population of 20.789 billion Kyr4ns enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The tiny, outspoken government prioritizes Education, although Defense is also considered important, while Social Policy and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Orlando. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Kyr4ian economy, worth a remarkable 5,057 trillion Coconuts a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Soda Sales, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 243,258 Coconuts, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Elections have become procedural nightmares due to voters persistently rejecting candidates, political satirists and late night comedians weep as the government begins cleaning up its act, a typical fast food menu item could serve a small army, and matryoshka dolls resembling nested Death Stars are commonly sold. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Kyr4's national animal is the Kyr4n Alligator, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways.

Kyr4 is ranked 2nd in Amor Fati Anagenesis and 141,014th in the world for Lowest Crime Rates, scoring -54.718 on the Relative Freedom From Crime Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Kyr4 voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Explosive Remnants of War".
  • : Kyr4 updated the World Factbook entry in Amor Fati Anagenesis.
  • : Kyr4 established the regional flag of Amor Fati Anagenesis.
  • : Kyr4 abolished the regional flag of Amor Fati Anagenesis.
  • : Kyr4 removed the tag "Invader" from Amor Fati Anagenesis.
  • : The Republic of Endorse Me Maybe appointed Kyr4 as Four with authority over Appearance, Communications, Embassies, and Polls in Amor Fati Anagenesis.
  • : Following new legislation in Kyr4, matryoshka dolls resembling nested Death Stars are commonly sold.
  • : Following new legislation in Kyr4, a typical fast food menu item could serve a small army.
  • : Following new legislation in Kyr4, political satirists and late night comedians weep as the government begins cleaning up its act.
  • : Following new legislation in Kyr4, elections have become procedural nightmares due to voters persistently rejecting candidates.

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