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The Subtropical Paradise of Kyr4

“Jump in the fountain”

Category: New York Times Democracy
Civil Rights:
Excellent
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Excellent

Regional Influence: Hegemony

Location: Amor Fati Anagenesis

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The Subtropical Paradise of Kyr4 is a gargantuan, economically powerful nation, ruled by President applepwnz with a fair hand, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape. The hard-nosed, hard-working, intelligent population of 17.854 billion Kyr4ns enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded individuals juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Defence. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Orlando. Income tax is unheard of. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Information Technology, Gambling, and Tourism industries.

Graffiti graces every city's streets, CEOs and corporate executives are frequently found striking for better stock options, the government spends millions of Coconuts every year prosecuting spammers, and the 'kind of scrawny' 500 meter hurdle is a popular event. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kyr4's national animal is the Kyr4n Alligator, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways, and its currency is the Coconut.

Kyr4 is ranked 1st in Amor Fati Anagenesis and 548th in the world for Smartest Citizens, scoring 38 on the Average Edu-tellignce® Test Score.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 4 days ago

  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Kyr4, the 'kind of scrawny' 500 meter hurdle is a popular event.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Kyr4, the government spends millions of Coconuts every year prosecuting spammers.
  • 7 days ago: Kyr4 was reclassified from "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy" to "New York Times Democracy".
  • 7 days ago: Following new legislation in Kyr4, CEOs and corporate executives are frequently found striking for better stock options.
  • 7 days ago: Following new legislation in Kyr4, graffiti graces every city's streets.
  • 7 days ago: Following new legislation in Kyr4, all judiciary cases are decided in the court of public opinion.
  • 7 days ago: Following new legislation in Kyr4, students are wary of colorfully decorated new teachers with names like Professor Pipsqueak.
  • 7 days ago: Kyr4 voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Improving Wordiness".
  • 25 days ago: Following new legislation in Kyr4, sociologists can charge whatever fee they like as the nation tries to find itself.
  • 25 days ago: Following new legislation in Kyr4, convicted murderers are free to walk the streets provided they attend rehabilitation classes.

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