The Subtropical Paradise of
Left-wing Utopia
Jump in the fountain
Regional Influence
Hegemony
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
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The Subtropical Paradise of Kyr4 is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by President applepwnz with a fair hand, and notable for its deadly medical pandemics, rampant corporate plagiarism, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, democratic population of 19.615 billion Kyr4ns are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The tiny, outspoken government prioritizes Education, although Defense is also considered important, while Social Policy and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Orlando. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Kyr4ian economy, worth a remarkable 4,740 trillion Coconuts a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Soda Sales, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 241,657 Coconuts, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

President applepwnz's mistress is the belle at many state balls, the nation has a strict 'no marauding undead' law (Kyr4 has found 2 easter eggs), the nation's official head of religious affairs is an atheist, and 'The Anti-Government Hour' is a popular programme on many of Kyr4's radio stations. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Kyr4's national animal is the Kyr4n Alligator, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways.

Kyr4 is ranked 2nd in Amor Fati Anagenesis and 116,493rd in the world for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring -5 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Kyr4 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Agricultural Sector (last census: Top 1%).
  • : Kyr4 fell out of the world Top 10% for Most Popular Tourist Destinations.
  • : Kyr4 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extensive Civil Rights.
  • : Following new legislation in Kyr4, 'The Anti-Government Hour' is a popular programme on many of Kyr4's radio stations.
  • : Following new legislation in Kyr4, the nation's official head of religious affairs is an atheist.
  • : Following new legislation in Kyr4, the nation has a strict 'no marauding undead' law (Kyr4 has found 2 easter eggs).
  • : Following new legislation in Kyr4, President applepwnz's mistress is the belle at many state balls.
  • : Following new legislation in Kyr4, companies struggle to cover for the hordes of employees on parental leave.
  • : Following new legislation in Kyr4, mandatory neutering has made purebred dogs a thing of the past.
  • : Kyr4 applied to join the World Assembly.

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