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The Subtropical Paradise of Kyr4

“Jump in the fountain”

Category: New York Times Democracy
Civil Rights:
Excellent
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Superb

Regional Influence: Hegemony

Location: Amor Fati Anagenesis

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The Subtropical Paradise of Kyr4 is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by President applepwnz with a fair hand, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape. The hard-nosed, hard-working, intelligent population of 18.288 billion Kyr4ns enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded individuals juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Defence. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Orlando. Income tax is unheard of. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Information Technology, Gambling, and Tourism industries.

The government regularly hires contractors to construct high rise apartments, the nation's gigantic air force is both respected and feared, government officials frequently cut taxes as a distraction from antics with their secretaries, and citizens rise at daybreak every day for mandatory exercise. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kyr4's national animal is the Kyr4n Alligator, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways, and its currency is the Coconut.

Kyr4 is ranked 1st in Amor Fati Anagenesis and 307th in the world for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 528 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 1 day 6 hours ago

  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Kyr4, citizens rise at daybreak every day for mandatory exercise.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Kyr4, government officials frequently cut taxes as a distraction from antics with their secretaries.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Kyr4, the nation's gigantic air force is both respected and feared.
  • 5 days ago: Kyr4 voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Commend Luna Amore"".
  • 5 days ago: Kyr4 voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Anti-Counterfeiting Pact".
  • 5 days ago: Kyr4 fell out of the world Top 10% for Least Corrupt Governments.
  • 12 days ago: Following new legislation in Kyr4, the government regularly hires contractors to construct high rise apartments.
  • 12 days ago: Following new legislation in Kyr4, euthanasia is legal.
  • 12 days ago: Following new legislation in Kyr4, surrealist houses shaped like mushrooms and volcanoes dominate the wealthiest neighborhoods.
  • 12 days ago: Kyr4 voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Condemn General Halcones".

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