The Subtropical Paradise of
Left-wing Utopia
Jump in the fountain
Regional Influence
Hegemony
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

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The Subtropical Paradise of Kyr4 is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by President applepwnz with a fair hand, and renowned for its deadly medical pandemics, daily referendums, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The hard-nosed, democratic population of 19.169 billion Kyr4ns are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The tiny, outspoken government prioritizes Education, with Defense also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Orlando. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Kyr4ian economy, worth a remarkable 4,662 trillion Coconuts a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Soda Sales, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 243,245 Coconuts, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Skateparks can be found in every city, prominent cultural symbols are featured on the backs of cereal boxes, the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller, and rioting during the nation's hosting of ORDER caused one million Coconuts of property damage. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Kyr4's national animal is the Kyr4n Alligator, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways.

Kyr4 is ranked 3rd in Amor Fati Anagenesis and 140,539th in the world for Most Primitive, scoring -563 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 2 days 15 hours ago

  • 2 days 14 hours ago: Following new legislation in Kyr4, rioting during the nation's hosting of ORDER caused one million Coconuts of property damage.
  • 2 days 14 hours ago: Following new legislation in Kyr4, the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller.
  • 2 days 14 hours ago: Following new legislation in Kyr4, prominent cultural symbols are featured on the backs of cereal boxes.
  • 2 days 14 hours ago: Following new legislation in Kyr4, skateparks can be found in every city.
  • 2 days 15 hours ago: Kyr4 voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Commend A mean old man"".
  • 2 days 15 hours ago: Kyr4 voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "The Right to a Lawful Divorce"".
  • 7 days ago: Kyr4 was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Avoided (last census: Top 5%).
  • 9 days ago: Following new legislation in Kyr4, Amnesty Interregional has condemned Kyr4 for ignoring crimes against humanity.
  • 12 days ago: Kyr4 voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Condemn Stujenske".
  • 13 days ago: Following new legislation in Kyr4, mining safety laws are often more expensive than what's being mined.

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