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The Subtropical Paradise of Kyr4

“Jump in the fountain”

Category: Liberal Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Excellent
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Superb

Regional Influence: Hegemony

Location: Amor Fati Anagenesis

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The Subtropical Paradise of Kyr4 is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by President applepwnz with a fair hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, intelligent population of 18.432 billion Kyr4ns love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded individuals juggles the competing demands of Education, Defence, and Commerce. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Orlando. Income tax is unheard of. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Information Technology, Gambling, and Tourism industries.

Children have taken to using semaphore in light of the recent mobile phone ban, the government provides its citizenry with the same mass produced rations, Max Barry is this year's Miss Kyr4, and students cut up leftover Coconuts during Arts and Crafts. Crime is totally unknown. Kyr4's national animal is the Kyr4n Alligator, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways, and its currency is the Coconut.

Kyr4 is ranked 1st in Amor Fati Anagenesis and 31,803rd in the world for Least Corrupt Governments, scoring -9 on the Inverse Mugabe Relativity Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 1 day 10 hours ago

  • 1 day 5 hours ago: Kyr4 was reclassified from "New York Times Democracy" to "Liberal Democratic Socialists".
  • 1 day 5 hours ago: Following new legislation in Kyr4, students cut up leftover Coconuts during Arts and Crafts.
  • 1 day 5 hours ago: Following new legislation in Kyr4, Max Barry is this year's Miss Kyr4.
  • 1 day 5 hours ago: Following new legislation in Kyr4, the government provides its citizenry with the same mass produced rations.
  • 1 day 5 hours ago: Following new legislation in Kyr4, children have taken to using semaphore in light of the recent mobile phone ban.
  • 1 day 5 hours ago: Following new legislation in Kyr4, terrified neighbors cower behind concertina wire and machine gun nests.
  • 11 days ago: Following new legislation in Kyr4, the nation is ravaged by daily union strikes.
  • 13 days ago: Following new legislation in Kyr4, 'Mountain Doobie' is widely regarded as the nation's favourite drink.
  • 13 days ago: Following new legislation in Kyr4, politicians have to be granted day-release from prison to speak on bills.
  • 18 days ago: Following new legislation in Kyr4, the government subsidizes everything from particle physics to fabric softeners.

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