The Defender of the Rejected of Kyorgia is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Kyorgia Kyosson-Hartwell Vonimof with an even hand, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, feral children, and hatred of cheese. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 21.508 billion Kyorgians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The enormous, corrupt government prioritizes Industry, although Education, Healthcare, and Public Transport are also considered important, while Defense and Law & Order receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kyorgia City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 70.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Kyorgian economy, worth a remarkable 2,601 trillion Kyorgian Monies a year, is highly specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 120,943 Kyorgian Monies, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 657,814 per year while the poor average 11,432, a ratio of 57.5 to 1.

Bad punctuation has come to a full stop, it's not just poseurs who wear oversized sound-cancelling headphones as they walk the city streets, politicians are losing their jobs in a plan to make the government 'leaner and fitter', and several citizens have complained about scientists abducting their pets for experimentation. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Kyorgia's national animal is the Takin, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Zyonnism.

Kyorgia is ranked 292,591^st in the world and 7,215^th in the Rejected Realms for Lowest Crime Rates, with 5.41 law-abiding acts per hour.