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The Allied States of KvasirKnights

“Honour and glory! So say we all!”

Category: Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Average
Economy:
Imploded
Political Freedoms:
Below Average

Regional Influence: Hermit

Location: Quel Delar

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The Allied States of KvasirKnights is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Ewfr 'Gomulee with an even hand, and remarkable for its restrictive gun laws. Its compassionate population of 1.978 billion are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Defence, and the Environment. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Kvak City. The average income tax rate is 75%, and even higher for the wealthy. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

Guns are banned, the government extracts trade concessions from poor nations in exchange for humanitarian aid, the nation's infamous boot camp is more brutal than most battlefields, and the nation's secret service is so secret that nobody knows if it has one. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. KvasirKnights's national animal is the Kvakkar, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the Kvacoin.

KvasirKnights is ranked 1st in Quel Delar and 7,449th in the world for Healthiest Citizens, with 11 Standard Bananas Ingested per capita per day.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 18 days ago

  • 16 days ago: KvasirKnightsKvasirKnights was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Happiest Citizens.
  • 41 days ago: KvasirKnightsKvasirKnights fell out of the world Top 10% for Most Income Equality.
  • 44 days ago: Following new legislation in KvasirKnightsKvasirKnights, the nation's secret service is so secret that nobody knows if it has one.
  • 45 days ago: Following new legislation in KvasirKnightsKvasirKnights, the nation's infamous boot camp is more brutal than most battlefields.
  • 46 days ago: Following new legislation in KvasirKnightsKvasirKnights, the government extracts trade concessions from poor nations in exchange for humanitarian aid.
  • 46 days ago: KvasirKnightsKvasirKnights fell out of the world Top 5% for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • 46 days ago: Following new legislation in KvasirKnightsKvasirKnights, guns are banned.
  • 46 days ago: Following new legislation in KvasirKnightsKvasirKnights, commercial jingles have been ham-handedly forced into world renowned symphonies.
  • 46 days ago: Following new legislation in KvasirKnightsKvasirKnights, KvasirKnights is notorious for its citizens' infidelity.
  • 46 days ago: Following new legislation in KvasirKnightsKvasirKnights, jails have become colloquially known as 'vampire houses'.

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