The Ever Expanding Empire of
Compulsory Consumerist State
Our Empress, Our Goddess.
Regional Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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The Ever Expanding Empire of Kureimoa is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Empress Galatea III with an iron fist, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, smutty television, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 16.764 billion Kureimoans are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order is also considered important, while Social Policy and Environment are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rabona. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 93.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Kureimoan economy, worth a remarkable 3,020 trillion Rakis a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is an impressive 180,148 Rakis, with the richest citizens earning 8.1 times as much as the poorest.

Parents must choose their children's names from a government-mandated master list, airship use has soared while property values beneath their routes have plummeted, Animal Liberationists are regularly jailed, and a crusade against barbaric religious practices has begun. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kureimoa's national animal is the Awakened Being, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is praising the Empress' beauty.

Kureimoa is ranked 448th in Balder and 8,193rd in the world for Shortest Average Lifespan, scoring 9 on the Bus Surprisal Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 5 days ago

  • 1 day 4 hours ago: Kureimoa was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Safest.
  • 16 days ago: Kureimoa was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Largest Information Technology Sector (last census: Top 5%).
  • 18 days ago: Kureimoa was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.
  • 19 days ago: Kureimoa was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Rudest Citizens.
  • 21 days ago: Kureimoa was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Fattest Citizens.
  • 22 days ago: Kureimoa was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Largest Public Sector.
  • 24 days ago: Kureimoa was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Smartest Citizens (last census: Top 10%).
  • 24 days ago: Kureimoa was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Smartest Citizens.
  • 26 days ago: Following new legislation in Kureimoa, a crusade against barbaric religious practices has begun.
  • 27 days ago: Kureimoa was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Largest Agricultural Sector.

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