The Black and White Blur of
Left-wing Utopia
Kawwaaaaa
Regional Influence
Sprat
Region
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Imploded
Political Freedom
World Benchmark

Overview People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Black and White Blur of Kung Fu Penguin is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its state-planned economy, complete lack of prisons, and keen interest in outer space. The democratic population of 7.429 billion Flightless Ninjass are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded, outspoken government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Black Belt. The average income tax rate is 90.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but stagnant Kung Fu Penguinian economy, worth 37.2 trillion nunchucks a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is 5,001 nunchucks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government is allowing greater autonomy for some regions in the hopes of quelling growing secessionist movements, students cut up leftover nunchucks during Arts and Crafts, a large-scale revitalization of the education system is underway, and birth rates have hit an all-time low. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kung Fu Penguin's national animal is the ninja penguin, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Kung Fu Penguin is ranked 62nd in Forest and 135,138th in the world for Largest Soda Pop Sector, scoring -2 on the Addison-Fukk Productivity Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Kung Fu Penguin was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Welfare Programs.
  • : Kung Fu Penguin's influence in Forest rose from "Minnow" to "Sprat".
  • : Kung Fu Penguin was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Most Extreme (last census: Top 10%).
  • : Following new legislation in Kung Fu Penguin, birth rates have hit an all-time low.
  • : Following new legislation in Kung Fu Penguin, a large-scale revitalization of the education system is underway.
  • : Following new legislation in Kung Fu Penguin, students cut up leftover nunchucks during Arts and Crafts.
  • : Following new legislation in Kung Fu Penguin, the government is allowing greater autonomy for some regions in the hopes of quelling growing secessionist movements.
  • : Kung Fu Penguin was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Pacifist.
  • : Kung Fu Penguin was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Politically Free.
  • : Following new legislation in Kung Fu Penguin, Information Technology facilities are being turned into ninja penguin habitats.

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