Location: the Rejected Realms

Overview • People • Government • Economy • Trend • Analysis

The Kingdom of Kumoritypographic is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by The Noodle Master with an even hand, and notable for its hatred of cheese. Its compassionate population of 4.852 billion are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and the Environment. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Noodle Club. The average income tax rate is 91%, and even higher for the wealthy. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

Businesses that prove successful are immediately broken up, meat-eating is frowned upon, students cut up leftover starss during Arts and Crafts, and travel bureaus double as recruiting centers for national intelligence agencies. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kumoritypographic's national animal is the penguin, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, its national religion is The Pastaran, and its currency is the stars.

Kumoritypographic is ranked 1,801st in the Rejected Realms and 67,115th in the world for Most Conservative, scoring 49 on the Bush-Santorum Dawning Terror Index.

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NationStates by Max Barry, author of and