The Free Constitutional Monarchy of
Democratic Socialists
Nos curamus vobis, vos curatis nobis
Regional Influence
Envoy
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Good
Political Freedom
Excellent

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The Free Constitutional Monarchy of Kryuland is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by King Casimiro IV Krushj with an even hand, and renowned for its national health service, anti-smoking policies, and strictly enforced bedtime. The compassionate, democratic population of 7.404 billion Kryulandians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Blossomjd. The average income tax rate is 89.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Kryulandian economy, worth 682 trillion euros a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 92,244 euros, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Organised sports are frowned upon as frivolous, students cut up leftover euros during Arts and Crafts, the art of conversation has been rediscovered, and King Casimiro IV Krushj claims to be the epitome of family values. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kryuland's national animal is the hawk, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Kryuland is ranked 146th in European Union and 138,543rd in the world for Shortest Average Lifespan, scoring -46 on the Bus Surprisal Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 4 days ago

  • 1 day 13 hours ago: Kryuland was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Safest (last census: Top 10%).
  • 3 days 15 hours ago: Following new legislation in Kryuland, King Casimiro IV Krushj claims to be the epitome of family values.
  • 3 days 15 hours ago: Following new legislation in Kryuland, the art of conversation has been rediscovered.
  • 3 days 15 hours ago: Following new legislation in Kryuland, students cut up leftover euros during Arts and Crafts.
  • 3 days 15 hours ago: Following new legislation in Kryuland, organised sports are frowned upon as frivolous.
  • 4 days ago: Kryuland was endorsed by The Kingdom of Sabaudo.
  • 4 days ago: Kryuland lodged a message on the European Union Regional Message Board.
  • 4 days ago: Kryuland lodged a message on the European Union Regional Message Board.
  • 9 days ago: Following new legislation in Kryuland, the fire protection service is wholly government-funded.
  • 9 days ago: Following new legislation in Kryuland, Kryuland's famous countrysides are shrouded by wind farms.

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