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The Democratic Meritocracy of
Left-Leaning College State
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Regional Influence
Dealmaker
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Very Good

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The Democratic Meritocracy of Kryozerkia is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Treya Bronze with an even hand, and notable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, irreverence towards religion, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 25.359 billion Kryozerkians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized, corrupt, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kerzokoia. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Kryozerkian economy, worth an astonishing 10,033 trillion Kelukas a year, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Gambling. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 395,673 Kelukas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Drowning sailors are hung out to dry, children as young as twelve are conscripted into the armed forces, people reciting Shakespeare have become a common sight, and almost all of Kryozerkia's water is piped into the country from abroad for exorbitant prices. Crime is totally unknown. Kryozerkia's national animal is the Enchanted Broom, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Kryozerkia is ranked 21st in Zhaucauozian Friendship and 140,105th in the world for Shortest Average Lifespan, scoring -63 on the Bus Surprisal Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 12 minutes ago

  • 70 minutes ago: Following new legislation in Kryozerkia, almost all of Kryozerkia's water is piped into the country from abroad for exorbitant prices.
  • 1 day 1 hour ago: Following new legislation in Kryozerkia, people reciting Shakespeare have become a common sight.
  • 1 day 11 hours ago: Kryozerkia fell out of the world Top 10% for Safest.
  • 3 days 12 hours ago: Kryozerkia's influence in Zhaucauozian Friendship fell from "Enforcer" to "Dealmaker".
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Kryozerkia, children as young as twelve are conscripted into the armed forces.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Kryozerkia, drowning sailors are hung out to dry.
  • 8 days ago: Following new legislation in Kryozerkia, scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes.
  • 10 days ago: Following new legislation in Kryozerkia, the nation is weighing the price of victory following a nuclear strike.
  • 10 days ago: Following new legislation in Kryozerkia, Zhaucauozian Friendship holds its breath as nuclear warfare is being seriously considered.
  • 11 days ago: Following new legislation in Kryozerkia, carpet bombing has decimated Brasilistan's landscape and population.

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