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The Ice Crown Citadel of Kryozerkia

“You are not prepared.”

Category: New York Times Democracy
Civil Rights:
Excellent
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Superb

Regional Influence: Dealmaker

Location: Zhaucauozian Friendship

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The Ice Crown Citadel of Kryozerkia is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Illidan Stormrage with a fair hand, and notable for its happy-go-lucky citizens. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, intelligent population of 23.15 billion enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Defence, Education, and Commerce. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kerzokoia. The average income tax rate is 100%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Book Publishing industry, followed by Arms Manufacturing and Tourism.

The art of conversation has been rediscovered, an increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents, wind farms are erected on shuttered oil platforms, and fur coats have become the latest fashion trend. Crime is totally unknown. Kryozerkia's national animal is the Enchanted Broom, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its currency is the Valor Points.

Kryozerkia is ranked 13th in Zhaucauozian Friendship and 65,937th in the world for Largest Mining Sector, scoring 1 on the Blue Sky Asbestos Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 2 hours ago

  • 1 day 7 hours ago: Following new legislation in Kryozerkia, fur coats have become the latest fashion trend.
  • 1 day 19 hours ago: Following new legislation in Kryozerkia, wind farms are erected on shuttered oil platforms.
  • 2 days 7 hours ago: Following new legislation in Kryozerkia, an increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents.
  • 2 days 19 hours ago: Following new legislation in Kryozerkia, the art of conversation has been rediscovered.
  • 2 days 19 hours ago: Following new legislation in Kryozerkia, the new 'Things We Stole From Other Countries' exhibition at the National Museum of Antiquities is a hit.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Kryozerkia, it's a common sight to see angry commuters with grenade launchers mounted on their vehicles.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Kryozerkia, parents live in fear of governmental 'child protection' squads.
  • 7 days ago: Kryozerkia was reclassified from "Civil Rights Lovefest" to "New York Times Democracy".
  • 7 days ago: Following new legislation in Kryozerkia, children as young as twelve are conscripted into the armed forces.
  • 7 days ago: Following new legislation in Kryozerkia, all judiciary cases are decided in the court of public opinion.

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