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The Democratic Meritocracy of
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Regional Influence
Dealmaker
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Very Good

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The Democratic Meritocracy of Kryozerkia is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Rasulka Yumiro with an even hand, and notable for its compulsory military service, rampant corporate plagiarism, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 25.898 billion Kryozerkians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The large, corrupt, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kerzokoia. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Kryozerkian economy, worth an astonishing 10,131 trillion Kelukas a year, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Information Technology. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an amazing 391,200 Kelukas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Construction of the Really Big Hadron Collider is underway, government crews work tirelessly to retake the suburbs from organized packs of raccoons, it's a common sight to see angry commuters with grenade launchers mounted on their vehicles, and the nation's Medal of Honour can be found as a free toy in breakfast cereal. Crime is totally unknown. Kryozerkia's national animal is the Enchanted Broom, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Kryozerkia is ranked 19th in Zhaucauozian Friendship and 119,469th in the world for Stupidest Citizens, scoring -46 on the Average Edu-UNtellignce® Test Score.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Kryozerkia, the nation's Medal of Honour can be found as a free toy in breakfast cereal.
  • : Kryozerkia was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Highest Average Tax Rates (last census: Top 5%).
  • : Kryozerkia was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Popular Tourist Destinations (last census: Top 5%).
  • : Following new legislation in Kryozerkia, it's a common sight to see angry commuters with grenade launchers mounted on their vehicles.
  • : Kryozerkia was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Smartest Citizens (last census: Top 5%).
  • : Kryozerkia fell out of the regional Top 10% for Longest Average Lifespans.
  • : Following new legislation in Kryozerkia, government crews work tirelessly to retake the suburbs from organized packs of raccoons.
  • : Following new legislation in Kryozerkia, construction of the Really Big Hadron Collider is underway.
  • : Following new legislation in Kryozerkia, EpiPen sales have skyrocketed.
  • : Kryozerkia was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Fastest-Growing Economies (last census: Top 5%).

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