Most Advanced Defense Forces: 987th Largest Black Market: 1,100th Largest Mining Sector: 1,140th
The Empire of
Psychotic Dictatorship
semper in angaria
Regional Influence
Squire
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Strong
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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The Empire of Kryosis is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by He Whose Name Is Awesome with an iron fist, and remarkable for its state-planned economy, absence of drug laws, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 16.678 billion Kryosi are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order also on the agenda, while Welfare and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kriminis. The average income tax rate is 80.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Kryosi economy, worth a remarkable 2,456 trillion Kryosi Nyxxes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 147,282 Kryosi Nyxxes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

The military patrols the streets in search of possible secessionists, NationStates is now a popular brand of laxatives despite Max Barry's protests, Maxtopians are both starving and giddy after the Kryosi military unleashed its biological weapons, and citizens who become homeless are immediately executed. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Kryosis's national animal is the Wolf, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is The Cult of Awesome.

Kryosis is ranked 47,222nd in the world and 36th in Atlantian Oceania for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 2,384.44 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

Top
1%
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 987thLargest Black Market: 1,100thLargest Mining Sector: 1,140thTop
5%
Most Ignorant Citizens: 1,561stHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,193rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,237thMost Conservative: 2,427thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,502ndMost Authoritarian: 2,595thMost Avoided: 2,687thHighest Economic Output: 3,076thLowest Crime Rates: 3,508thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3,672ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,940thMost Corrupt Governments: 4,513thLargest Populations: 4,969thMost Extreme: 7,473rdSafest: 7,519thTop
10%
Largest Governments: 11,026thHighest Poor Incomes: 11,059thHighest Average Incomes: 11,216thMost Primitive: 14,219thHighest Drug Use: 15,145th
Top
5%
Most Authoritarian: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Conservative: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Avoided: 3rd in the regionMost Extreme: 4th in the regionTop
10%
Lowest Crime Rates: 5th in the regionMost Primitive: 5th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 7th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 7th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Kryosis, citizens who become homeless are immediately executed.
  • : Following new legislation in Kryosis, Maxtopians are both starving and giddy after the Kryosi military unleashed its biological weapons.
  • : Following new legislation in Kryosis, NationStates is now a popular brand of laxatives despite Max Barry's protests.
  • : Following new legislation in Kryosis, the military patrols the streets in search of possible secessionists.
  • : Following new legislation in Kryosis, the nation is weighing the price of victory following a nuclear strike.
  • : Kryosis was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Safest.
  • : Kryosis was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Ignorant Citizens.
  • : Kryosis was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Drug Use.
  • : Kryosis was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Drug Use.
  • : Following new legislation in Kryosis, Atlantian Oceania holds its breath as nuclear warfare is being seriously considered.

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