The Empire of
Iron Fist Consumerists
semper in angaria
Regional Influence
Squire
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Strong
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

Overview Factbook People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Empire of Kryosis is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by He Whose Name Is Awesome with an iron fist, and remarkable for its parental licensing program, smutty television, and complete lack of public education. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 15.481 billion Kryosi are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order also on the agenda, while Welfare and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kriminis. The average income tax rate is 78.4%.

The strong Kryosi economy, worth a remarkable 2,340 trillion Kryosi Nyxxes a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 151,197 Kryosi Nyxxes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.8 times as much as the poorest.

It is illegal to make racist remarks in public, drug-related crimes carry the death penalty, prohibition has allowed a Maxtopian immigrant known only as "Nipples" to establish an illicit breast milk syndicate, and the nation is proudly the least fertile in Atlantian Oceania. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force. Kryosis's national animal is the Wolf, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is The Cult of Awesome.

Kryosis is ranked 14th in Atlantian Oceania and 16,942nd in the world for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 3 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Kryosis was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Primitive (last census: Top 5%).
  • : Kryosis altered its national flag.
  • : Kryosis was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extreme.
  • : Kryosis was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Extreme.
  • : Kryosis was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Agricultural Sector (last census: Top 5%).
  • : Kryosis was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Highest Police Ratios (last census: Top 10%).
  • : Kryosis was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry (last census: Top 10%).
  • : Kryosis was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Most Primitive (last census: Top 10%).
  • : Following new legislation in Kryosis, the nation is proudly the least fertile in Atlantian Oceania.
  • : Following new legislation in Kryosis, prohibition has allowed a Maxtopian immigrant known only as "Nipples" to establish an illicit breast milk syndicate.

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