The Empire of
Iron Fist Consumerists
semper in angaria
Regional Influence
Minnow
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Strong
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

Overview Factbook People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Empire of Kryosis is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by He Whose Name Is Awesome with an iron fist, and remarkable for its strictly enforced bedtime, ban on automobiles, and complete lack of public education. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 13.723 billion Kryosi are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order is also considered important, while Welfare and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kriminis. The average income tax rate is 76.8%.

The strong Kryosi economy, worth a remarkable 1,909 trillion Kryosi Nyxxes a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 139,123 Kryosi Nyxxes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.1 times as much as the poorest.

Most academic research has ground to a halt, citizens who fail to follow the official national religion are executed, membership in the state-owned Church of Kryosis is mandatory and all other faith organisations are banned, and police pull people off the street for even mentioning the word plane. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force. Kryosis's national animal is the Wolf, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is The Cult of Awesome.

Kryosis is ranked 33rd in Atlantian Oceania and 33,362nd in the world for Healthiest Citizens, with 5 Standard Bananas Ingested per capita per day.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 6 days ago

  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Kryosis, police pull people off the street for even mentioning the word plane.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Kryosis, membership in the state-owned Church of Kryosis is mandatory and all other faith organisations are banned.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Kryosis, citizens who fail to follow the official national religion are executed.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Kryosis, most academic research has ground to a halt.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Kryosis, governments opposing Kryosis are beset by rebels.
  • 22 days ago: Following new legislation in Kryosis, international organisations everywhere are united in their condemnation of the nation's zombified military (Kryosis has found 1 easter egg).
  • 22 days ago: Following new legislation in Kryosis, anyone dissenting from the state ideology is declared "mentally ill" and whisked away in a straitjacket.
  • 22 days ago: Following new legislation in Kryosis, the government spends millions of Kryosi Nyxxes every year prosecuting spammers.
  • 22 days ago: Following new legislation in Kryosis, nuclear warheads are frequently launched into space as a warning to invading meteoroids.
  • 22 days ago: Following new legislation in Kryosis, citizens are emigrating to escape the bland cuisine.

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