Most Advanced Defense Forces: 1,000th Largest Mining Sector: 1,162nd Largest Black Market: 1,192nd
The Empire of
Psychotic Dictatorship
semper in angaria
Regional Influence
Squire
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Strong
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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The Empire of Kryosis is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by He Whose Name Is Awesome with an iron fist, and notable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, avowedly heterosexual populace, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 16.848 billion Kryosi are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order also on the agenda, while Welfare and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kriminis. The average income tax rate is 80.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Kryosi economy, worth a remarkable 2,469 trillion Kryosi Nyxxes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 146,573 Kryosi Nyxxes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

The military's primary weapons are fear, surprise, ruthless efficiency, and a fanatical devotion to The Cult of Awesome, priceless Maxtopian artwork can often be found in executive bathrooms, parents who refuse to vaccinate their children are given a short jail sentence, and educators and parents alike are allowing children to view the internet again after violent videos were purged. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Kryosis's national animal is the Wolf, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is The Cult of Awesome.

Kryosis is ranked 58,727th in the world and 33rd in Atlantian Oceania for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 1,770.34 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.

Top
1%
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 1,000thLargest Mining Sector: 1,162ndLargest Black Market: 1,192ndMost Ignorant Citizens: 1,524thTop
5%
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,180thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,207thMost Conservative: 2,271stMost Authoritarian: 2,443rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,470thMost Avoided: 2,711thHighest Economic Output: 3,093rdLowest Crime Rates: 3,430thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3,725thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,841stMost Corrupt Governments: 4,532ndLargest Populations: 4,907thSafest: 7,178thMost Extreme: 7,510thTop
10%
Largest Governments: 10,852ndHighest Poor Incomes: 11,205thHighest Average Incomes: 11,536thMost Primitive: 12,888thHighest Drug Use: 14,596th
Top
5%
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionMost Conservative: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Authoritarian: 2nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Avoided: 3rd in the regionMost Primitive: 4th in the regionTop
10%
Lowest Crime Rates: 5th in the regionMost Extreme: 5th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 7th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 8th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 9th in the regionLargest Governments: 9th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Kryosis's influence in Atlantian Oceania fell from "Apprentice" to "Squire".
  • : Kryosis was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Ignorant Citizens.
  • : Kryosis's influence in Atlantian Oceania rose from "Squire" to "Apprentice".
  • : Kryosis was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Ignorant Citizens and the Top 10% for Most Primitive.
  • : Following new legislation in Kryosis, educators and parents alike are allowing children to view the internet again after violent videos were purged.
  • : Following new legislation in Kryosis, parents who refuse to vaccinate their children are given a short jail sentence.
  • : Following new legislation in Kryosis, priceless Maxtopian artwork can often be found in executive bathrooms.
  • : Following new legislation in Kryosis, the military's primary weapons are fear, surprise, ruthless efficiency, and a fanatical devotion to The Cult of Awesome.
  • : Kryosis's influence in Atlantian Oceania fell from "Apprentice" to "Squire".
  • : Kryosis's influence in Atlantian Oceania rose from "Squire" to "Apprentice".

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