Most Advanced Defense Forces: 984th Largest Black Market: 1,035th Largest Mining Sector: 1,066th
The Empire of
Psychotic Dictatorship
semper in angaria
Regional Influence
Squire
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Strong
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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The Empire of Kryosis is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by He Whose Name Is Awesome with an iron fist, and renowned for its public floggings, smutty television, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 16.132 billion Kryosi are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order is also considered important, while Welfare and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kriminis. The average income tax rate is 79.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Kryosi economy, worth a remarkable 2,401 trillion Kryosi Nyxxes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 148,888 Kryosi Nyxxes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

Train stations can be 'armful places, the government nonchalantly sells old nukes to other countries, Kryosi athletes are close to breaking the 2 minute mile and the 16 meter long jump, and Atlantian Oceania holds its breath as nuclear warfare is being seriously considered. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Kryosis's national animal is the Wolf, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is The Cult of Awesome.

Kryosis is ranked 2,874th in the world and 1st in Atlantian Oceania for Most Authoritarian, with 5.11 Stalins.

Top
1%
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 984thLargest Black Market: 1,035thLargest Mining Sector: 1,066thMost Ignorant Citizens: 1,508thTop
5%
Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,122ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,160thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,548thMost Avoided: 2,617thMost Authoritarian: 2,874thHighest Economic Output: 2,987thMost Conservative: 3,355thLowest Crime Rates: 3,384thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3,568thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,859thMost Corrupt Governments: 4,277thLargest Populations: 5,114thMost Extreme: 7,737thSafest: 7,964thTop
10%
Most Primitive: 9,395thHighest Average Incomes: 9,936thHighest Poor Incomes: 10,201stLargest Governments: 10,717thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 12,910thHighest Drug Use: 17,986th
Top
5%
Most Authoritarian: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Conservative: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 3rd in the regionMost Avoided: 3rd in the regionMost Extreme: 3rd in the regionMost Primitive: 4th in the regionTop
10%
Highest Drug Use: 6th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 7th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Kryosis was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Drug Use.
  • : Following new legislation in Kryosis, Atlantian Oceania holds its breath as nuclear warfare is being seriously considered.
  • : Following new legislation in Kryosis, Kryosi athletes are close to breaking the 2 minute mile and the 16 meter long jump.
  • : Following new legislation in Kryosis, the government nonchalantly sells old nukes to other countries.
  • : Following new legislation in Kryosis, train stations can be 'armful places.
  • : Following new legislation in Kryosis, the native owl population is in permanent hibernation.
  • : Kryosis was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Authoritarian.
  • : Kryosis was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
  • : Following new legislation in Kryosis, carpet bombing has decimated Brasilistan's landscape and population.
  • : Following new legislation in Kryosis, mournful opera fans place bouquets of roses at a 3000 capacity parking lot.

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