Largest Populations: 1,084th Most Advanced Defense Forces: 1,290th Lowest Crime Rates: 1,840th
The Bad Tempered Lagomorph of
Democratic Socialists
It is better to be feared than loved
Regional Influence
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

Overview Dispatches People Government Economy Rank Trend

The Bad Tempered Lagomorph of Krulltopia is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by General Krull with an even hand, and remarkable for its ban on automobiles, smutty television, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 26.936 billion Krulltopians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order and Environment are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Francograd. The average income tax rate is 95.8%.

The strong Krulltopian economy, worth a remarkable 3,333 trillion Francoes a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 123,740 Francoes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

National parks have long lines of different gender-specific 'Porta-Pottys', all mothers are allowed six months fully-paid maternity leave, any citizen who cries is immediately assigned a psychiatrist, and judges are all-powerful. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Krulltopia's national animal is the Cyber Bunny, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Krulltopia is ranked 167,515th in the world and 9,639th in the Pacific for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 14.04 on the Kitten Softness Rating.

Largest Populations: 1,084thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,290thTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 1,840thHighest Economic Output: 1,932ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,101stMost Beautiful Environments: 2,551stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,614thSafest: 2,967thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,984thLargest Governments: 4,779thHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,844thMost Scientifically Advanced: 6,150thBest Weather: 6,302ndLongest Average Lifespans: 6,654thHighest Poor Incomes: 7,138thLargest Information Technology Sector: 8,066thMost Corrupt Governments: 8,181stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 8,733rdTop
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 9,668thSmartest Citizens: 10,916thLargest Welfare Programs: 15,584thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 16,570th
Largest Populations: 11th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 17th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 30th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 32nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 34th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 47th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 64th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 65th in the regionSafest: 68th in the regionTop
Largest Governments: 127th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 134th in the regionBest Weather: 138th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 159th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 159th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 166th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 169th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 222nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 230th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 260th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 296th in the regionTop
Highest Average Incomes: 500th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 505th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 526th in the regionMost Influential: 546th in the regionMost Cultured: 568th in the regionLargest Black Market: 713th in the regionMost Developed: 723rd in the regionMost Stationary: 779th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 866th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 940th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 957th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:


View Forum posts


by Max Barry

Latest Forum Topics