Largest Cheese Export Sector: 201st Highest Poor Incomes: 268th Largest Soda Pop Sector: 336th
The Imperial Chiefdom of
Left-wing Utopia
Valiyos, be Strong!
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The Imperial Chiefdom of Krioval is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Emperor Henrik with a fair hand, and notable for its pith helmet sales, smutty television, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, democratic, cheerful population of 20.686 billion Kriovallers are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The relatively small, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Healthcare, and Law & Order are also considered important, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Karo Tevas. The average income tax rate is 75.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Kriovalian economy, worth a remarkable 6,794 trillion sovereigns a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Soda Sales. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 328,447 sovereigns, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Town nameplates frequently raise giggles from passing tourists, the internet has been placed under government control, suburban backyards are seized by the government and turned into national parks, and the poor are often seen pale and dizzy after selling their blood to make ends meet. Crime is totally unknown. Krioval's national animal is the gold dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is evolutionary pantheism.

Krioval is ranked 695th in the world and 1st in Antarctic Oasis for Most Developed, scoring 96.88 on the Human Development Index.

Largest Cheese Export Sector: 201stHighest Poor Incomes: 268thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 336thMost Scientifically Advanced: 356thMost Cultured: 399thHighest Economic Output: 486thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 513thSmartest Citizens: 526thLargest Publishing Industry: 622ndMost Rebellious Youth: 648thLargest Information Technology Sector: 693rdMost Developed: 695thSafest: 697thMost Secular: 702ndLeast Corrupt Governments: 816thHighest Average Incomes: 864thMost Cheerful Citizens: 964thMost Influential: 1,076thMost Inclusive: 1,122ndRudest Citizens: 1,300thMost Stationary: 1,315thLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,324thTop
Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,843rdLargest Governments: 1,986thMost Beautiful Environments: 2,054thMost Efficient Economies: 2,440thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,758thLargest Populations: 2,796thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2,900thLongest Average Lifespans: 2,962ndMost Extensive Civil Rights: 3,556thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 3,976thLargest Retail Industry: 3,997thHighest Drug Use: 5,483rdMost Advanced Public Education: 5,744thNudest: 6,503rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6,934thTop
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 8,637thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 9,781stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 10,673rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 10,833rdLowest Crime Rates: 11,715thMost Politically Free: 14,684thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 16,692nd
Most Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionMost Politically Free: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 1st in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionSafest: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 2nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2nd in the regionMost Influential: 2nd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 2nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 2nd in the regionMost Secular: 2nd in the regionTop
Highest Average Incomes: 3rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 3rd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 4th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 4th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 4th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 4th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Krioval, the poor are often seen pale and dizzy after selling their blood to make ends meet.
  • : Following new legislation in Krioval, suburban backyards are seized by the government and turned into national parks.
  • : Krioval voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Humanitarian Aid Expansion Act"".
  • : Following new legislation in Krioval, the internet has been placed under government control.
  • : Following new legislation in Krioval, town nameplates frequently raise giggles from passing tourists.
  • : Following new legislation in Krioval, much of Krioval's computer network is controlled by a rampant artificial intelligence.
  • : Krioval was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Law Enforcement.
  • : Following new legislation in Krioval, businesses that prove successful are immediately broken up.
  • : Krioval was reclassified from "Civil Rights Lovefest" to "Left-wing Utopia".
  • : Following new legislation in Krioval, Super Barry Brothers is the most popular video game in the nation.


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