NationStates | The Socialist Krutopia of Kriov

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Category: Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights: Very Good	Economy: Imploded	Political Freedoms: Very Good

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: The East Pacific

Overview • People • Government • Economy • Trend • Analysis

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The Socialist Krutopia of Kriov is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Eternal General Secretary Krios with an even hand, and remarkable for its sprawling nuclear power plants. Its compassionate, intelligent population of 6.507 billion are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, the Environment, and Healthcare. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ekriovia. The average income tax rate is 100%. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

Space shuttles regularly launch rubbish into space, the words 'private' and 'enterprise' must never appear in the same sentence, schoolchildren have twice-weekly sex education classes, and naturists are jailed regularly for indecent exposure. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kriov's national animal is the kodo, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its currency is the krubro.

Kriov is ranked 4,276th in The East Pacific and 101,511th in the world for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -19 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

Top 1% of The East Pacific for Most Compassionate Citizens Top 1% of the world for Most Compassionate Citizens Top 10% of the world for Largest Defense Forces Top 5% of The East Pacific for Largest Defense Forces Top 1% of the world for Most Eco-Friendly Governments Top 1% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements Top 1% of The East Pacific for Most Beautiful Environments Top 1% of the world for Most Beautiful Environments Top 10% of The East Pacific for Most Income Equality Top 5% of the world for Most Income Equality Top 5% of the world for Most Godforsaken Top 1% of the world for Largest Public Sector Top 5% of The East Pacific for Happiest Citizens Top 5% of the world for Happiest Citizens Top 1% of The East Pacific for Most Dedicated Public Healthcare Top 1% of the world for Most Dedicated Public Healthcare Top 1% of the world for Healthiest Citizens Top 1% of the world for Highest Average Tax Rates Top 1% of the world for Most Influential Top 5% of The East Pacific for Most Influential Top 1% of The East Pacific for Longest Average Lifespans Top 1% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans Top 1% of the world for Lowest Crime Rates Top 1% of the world for Nicest Citizens Top 1% of the world for Most Pacifist Top 5% of the world for Highest Police Ratios Top 5% of The East Pacific for Largest Populations Top 1% of The East Pacific for Largest Public Transport Department Top 1% of the world for Largest Public Transport Department Top 10% of the world for Most Rebellious Youth Top 1% of the world for Safest Top 1% of the world for Smartest Citizens Top 1% of the world for Most Popular Tourist Destinations Top 1% of The East Pacific for Best Weather Top 1% of the world for Best Weather Top 1% of the world for Largest Welfare Programs

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 8 hours ago

45 minutes ago: Following new legislation in Kriov, naturists are jailed regularly for indecent exposure.
45 minutes ago: Following new legislation in Kriov, schoolchildren have twice-weekly sex education classes.
1 day ago: Following new legislation in Kriov, the words 'private' and 'enterprise' must never appear in the same sentence.
1 day 12 hours ago: Following new legislation in Kriov, space shuttles regularly launch rubbish into space.
2 days ago: Following new legislation in Kriov, the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller.
2 days 12 hours ago: Following new legislation in Kriov, political parties are banned from advertising and receiving private donations.
3 days ago: Following new legislation in Kriov, murder rates are on the rise as the popularity of soylent products grows.
3 days 12 hours ago: Following new legislation in Kriov, Red Cross demand for body bags are rising while sutures are decreasing.
4 days ago: Following new legislation in Kriov, politicians are to be found scavenging bins at night to supplement their income.
4 days ago: Following new legislation in Kriov, prices for nearly everything reach all time highs as business subsidies are discontinued.

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