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The Allied States of Kreative Disturbance

“The first thing we do, let's kill all the lawyers.”

Category: Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Very Good
Economy:
Very Strong
Political Freedoms:
Good

Regional Influence: Powerbroker

Location: Keglen

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The Allied States of Kreative Disturbance is a colossal, socially progressive nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape. The hard-nosed population of 5.694 billion Kreative Disturbanceans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded individuals juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Defence. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kreative Disturbance City. Income tax is unheard of. Private enterprise is illegal, but for those in the know there is a slick and highly efficient black market in Uranium Mining.

All-natural foods are becoming a major fad, marketing departments of corporate giants compete to sponsor little league teams, senior citizens can usually be found doing heavy manual labour, and 'Abstinence Makes The Heart Grow Fonder' is a common school motto. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is crippling, and the police force struggles against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Kreative Disturbance's national animal is the Donkey, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is a major religion, and its currency is the Imaginary Mouse.

Kreative Disturbance is ranked 4th in Keglen and 109,045th in the world for Largest Soda Pop Sector, scoring -7 on the Addison-Fukk Productivity Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 15 days ago

  • 15 days ago: Following new legislation in Kreative Disturbance, 'Abstinence Makes The Heart Grow Fonder' is a common school motto.
  • 15 days ago: Following new legislation in Kreative Disturbance, senior citizens can usually be found doing heavy manual labour.
  • 15 days ago: Following new legislation in Kreative Disturbance, marketing departments of corporate giants compete to sponsor little league teams.
  • 15 days ago: Kreative Disturbance was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Nudest (last census: Top 5%).
  • 16 days ago: Following new legislation in Kreative Disturbance, all-natural foods are becoming a major fad.
  • 16 days ago: Following new legislation in Kreative Disturbance, the Kreative Disturbance Automotive Racing Series draws millions of spectators annually while those near the tracks complain about the noise.
  • 17 days ago: Following new legislation in Kreative Disturbance, Kreative Disturbance is notorious for its citizens' infidelity.
  • 17 days ago: Following new legislation in Kreative Disturbance, politicians are often found scavenging bins at night to supplement their income.
  • 17 days ago: Following new legislation in Kreative Disturbance, government-run screening operations remove embryos with severe genetic disorders.
  • 17 days ago: Following new legislation in Kreative Disturbance, loans are available for students from poor families.

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by Max Barry

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