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The Allied States of Kreative Disturbance

“The first thing we do, let's kill all the lawyers.”

Category: Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Below Average
Economy:
Powerhouse
Political Freedoms:
Very Good

Regional Influence: Powerbroker

Location: Keglen

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The Allied States of Kreative Disturbance is a colossal, economically powerful nation, remarkable for its suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, intelligent population of 6.095 billion Kreative Disturbanceans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded individuals juggles the competing demands of Social Equality, Commerce, and Healthcare. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kreative Disturbance City. Income tax is unheard of. Private enterprise is illegal, but for those in the know there is a slick and highly efficient black market in Tourism.

UFO sightings are listed daily in the morning news, many of the country's largest dumps can be seen from space, the government jails the parents of underage drinkers, and the national guard is mobilized whenever a mother gets separated from her child at the mall. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is crippling, and the police force struggles against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Kreative Disturbance's national animal is the Donkey, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is a major religion, and its currency is the Imaginary Mouse.

Kreative Disturbance is ranked 1st in Keglen and 2,349th in the world for Nudest, with 1,210 Cheeks per Square Mile.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 1 day 9 hours ago

  • 18 hours ago: Kreative Disturbance was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Nudest (last census: Top 1%).
  • 1 day 7 hours ago: Following new legislation in Kreative Disturbance, the national guard is mobilized whenever a mother gets separated from her child at the mall.
  • 1 day 7 hours ago: Following new legislation in Kreative Disturbance, the government jails the parents of underage drinkers.
  • 1 day 7 hours ago: Following new legislation in Kreative Disturbance, many of the country's largest dumps can be seen from space.
  • 1 day 7 hours ago: Following new legislation in Kreative Disturbance, UFO sightings are listed daily in the morning news.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Kreative Disturbance, an increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Kreative Disturbance, membership in the state-owned Church of Kreative Disturbance is mandatory and all other faith organisations are banned.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Kreative Disturbance, all new "spies" are fifteen-year-old acne-ridden kids on computers.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Kreative Disturbance, the government has cut its subsidies for all special interest groups.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Kreative Disturbance, inter-species marriages are ignored by the government.

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by Max Barry

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