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The Allied States of Kreative Disturbance

“The first thing we do, let's kill all the lawyers.”

Category: Father Knows Best State
Civil Rights:
Below Average
Economy:
Powerhouse
Political Freedoms:
Few

Regional Influence: Powerbroker

Location: Keglen

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The Allied States of Kreative Disturbance is a massive, economically powerful nation, remarkable for its suspicion of poets. Its hard-nosed, cynical population of 4.734 billion are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, corrupt individuals juggles the competing demands of Commerce, Healthcare, and Defence. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kreative Disturbance City. Income tax is unheard of. Private enterprise is illegal, but for those in the know there is a slick and highly efficient black market in Book Publishing.

Membership in the state-owned Church of Kreative Disturbance is mandatory and all other faith organisations are banned, programmes of questionable content are shown at peak-hours, a vast monorail network carries people all over the country, and the government has hired out-of-work fashion designers to design purses for men. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is crippling, and the police force struggles against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Kreative Disturbance's national animal is the Donkey, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is a major religion, and its currency is the Imaginary Mouse.

Kreative Disturbance is ranked 4th in Keglen and 2,948th in the world for Most Avoided, scoring 1,066.75 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 9 days ago

  • 14 days ago: Kreative Disturbance was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Scientifically Advanced.
  • 25 days ago: Following new legislation in Kreative Disturbance, the government has hired out-of-work fashion designers to design purses for men.
  • 27 days ago: Following new legislation in Kreative Disturbance, a vast monorail network carries people all over the country.
  • 29 days ago: Following new legislation in Kreative Disturbance, programmes of questionable content are shown at peak-hours.
  • 30 days ago: Following new legislation in Kreative Disturbance, membership in the state-owned Church of Kreative Disturbance is mandatory and all other faith organisations are banned.
  • 30 days ago: Following new legislation in Kreative Disturbance, fur coats have become the latest fashion trend.
  • 30 days ago: Following new legislation in Kreative Disturbance, door-to-door salesmen are frequently beaten up by 'vigilantes'.
  • 51 days ago: Kreative Disturbance fell out of the world Top 10% for Smartest Citizens.
  • 65 days ago: Kreative Disturbance was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Lowest Overall Tax Burden.
  • 77 days ago: Kreative Disturbance was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Shortest Average Lifespan.

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by Max Barry

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