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The Allied States of Kreative Disturbance

“The first thing we do, let's kill all the lawyers.”

Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights:
Very Good
Economy:
Powerhouse
Political Freedoms:
Good

Regional Influence: Powerbroker

Location: Keglen

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The Allied States of Kreative Disturbance is a colossal, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape. The hard-nosed population of 5.754 billion Kreative Disturbanceans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded individuals juggles the competing demands of Commerce, Education, and Healthcare. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kreative Disturbance City. Income tax is unheard of. Private enterprise is illegal, but for those in the know there is a slick and highly efficient black market in Uranium Mining.

Door-to-door salesmen are frequently beaten up by 'vigilantes', it is a common belief that a sport isn't sport if there are no decapitations, meat-eating is frowned upon, and violently opinionated speakers can be heard preaching their hateful views on every street corner. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is crippling, and the police force struggles against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Kreative Disturbance's national animal is the Donkey, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is a major religion, and its currency is the Imaginary Mouse.

Kreative Disturbance is ranked 3rd in Keglen and 111,799th in the world for Best Weather, with -501 Metres of Sunlight Above Expected.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 1 day 8 hours ago

  • 23 hours ago: Kreative Disturbance was reclassified from "Democratic Socialists" to "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy".
  • 23 hours ago: Following new legislation in Kreative Disturbance, violently opinionated speakers can be heard preaching their hateful views on every street corner.
  • 23 hours ago: Following new legislation in Kreative Disturbance, meat-eating is frowned upon.
  • 23 hours ago: Following new legislation in Kreative Disturbance, it is a common belief that a sport isn't sport if there are no decapitations.
  • 23 hours ago: Following new legislation in Kreative Disturbance, door-to-door salesmen are frequently beaten up by 'vigilantes'.
  • 2 days 23 hours ago: Following new legislation in Kreative Disturbance, birth rates have hit an all-time low.
  • 2 days 23 hours ago: Following new legislation in Kreative Disturbance, much of Kreative Disturbance's computer network is controlled by a rampant artificial intelligence.
  • 2 days 23 hours ago: Following new legislation in Kreative Disturbance, the roads are virtually falling apart.
  • 2 days 23 hours ago: Following new legislation in Kreative Disturbance, daily newspapers are permitted to run only pro-government stories.
  • 2 days 23 hours ago: Following new legislation in Kreative Disturbance, terrified neighbors cower behind concertina wire and machine gun nests.

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by Max Barry

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