The Socialist states of
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Undefeated Kravonija
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The Socialist states of Kravonija is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Dictator Henrikas Genutis with an iron fist, and notable for its national health service, compulsory military service, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 7.095 billion Kravonijans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, well-organized morass — juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Prypiyat. The average income tax rate is 94.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Kravonijan economy, worth 729 trillion Krovons a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Information Technology, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 102,881 Krovons, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Students are known to arrive at school in their pyjamas, political activists are routinely executed, citizens select which government department gets their income tax Krovons each year, and the nation's infamous boot camp is more brutal than most battlefields. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kravonija's national animal is the Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Catholic.

Kravonija is ranked 1st in Eureka and 10,656th in the world for Healthiest Citizens, with 10 Standard Bananas Ingested per capita per day.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 17 days ago

  • 16 days ago: Kravonija fell out of the world Top 10% for Largest Gambling Industry.
  • 17 days ago: Kravonija cancelled the closure of embassies between Eureka and The Illuminati.
  • 17 days ago: Kravonija suppressed a post on the Eureka regional message board.
  • 17 days ago: Kravonija abolished the regional flag of Eureka.
  • 17 days ago: Kravonija barred WA Delegate access to Regional Control in Eureka.
  • 20 days ago: Kravonija's influence in Eureka fell from "Hermit" to "Hegemony".
  • 55 days ago: Kravonija was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Best Weather.
  • 69 days ago: Following new legislation in Kravonija, the nation's infamous boot camp is more brutal than most battlefields.
  • 70 days ago: Kravonija applied to join the World Assembly.
  • 132 days ago: Kravonija agreed to construct embassies between Eureka and The Illuminati.


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