The Socialist states of
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Undefeated Kravonija
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The Socialist states of Kravonija is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Dictator Henrikas Genutis with an iron fist, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, compulsory military service, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 7.406 billion Kravonijans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, well-organized morass — juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Prypiyat. The average income tax rate is 94.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Kravonijan economy, worth 761 trillion Krovons a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Information Technology, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 102,881 Krovons, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Students are known to arrive at school in their pyjamas, political activists are routinely executed, citizens select which government department gets their income tax Krovons each year, and the nation's infamous boot camp is more brutal than most battlefields. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kravonija's national animal is the Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Catholic.

Kravonija is ranked 1st in Eureka and 118,853rd in the world for Most Primitive, scoring -121 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 7 days ago

  • 19 days ago: Kravonija was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Public Sector (last census: Top 10%).
  • 22 days ago: Kravonija was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Best Weather (last census: Top 10%).
  • 25 days ago: Kravonija fell out of the world Top 10% for Most Popular Tourist Destinations.
  • 33 days ago: Kravonija's influence in Eureka rose from "Hegemony" to "Hermit".
  • 36 days ago: Kravonija was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Average Tax Rates (last census: Top 10%).
  • 68 days ago: Kravonija fell out of the world Top 10% for Largest Gambling Industry.
  • 69 days ago: Kravonija cancelled the closure of embassies between Eureka and The Illuminati.
  • 69 days ago: Kravonija suppressed a post on the Eureka regional message board.
  • 69 days ago: Kravonija abolished the regional flag of Eureka.
  • 69 days ago: Kravonija barred WA Delegate access to Regional Control in Eureka.


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