Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,696th Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 4,465th Lowest Crime Rates: 4,874th
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The Socialist states of Kravonija is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Dictator Henrikas Genutis with an iron fist, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, smutty television, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 10.241 billion Kravonijans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, well-organized morass — juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lotra. The average income tax rate is 95.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Kravonijan economy, worth a remarkable 1,102 trillion Baltic Dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Trout Farming, and Gambling. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 107,617 Baltic Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Whipping posts and lashes have been transferred to the Historical Museum of Kravonijan Embarrassments, invasive drug testing is now performed at elementary school sports days, most citizens in Kravonija are abject pyrophobes after extremely graphic pamphlets were mailed nationwide by the government, and conspiracy theorists allege Lotra's new subway map resembles Satanic symbols. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kravonija's national animal is the Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Catholic.

Kravonija is ranked 24,598th in the world and 914th in Lazarus for Most Authoritarian, with 1.2 Stalins.

Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,696thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 4,465thLowest Crime Rates: 4,874thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,237thHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,614thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5,666thMost Advanced Public Transport: 5,793rdMost Developed: 6,166thBest Weather: 7,028thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7,204thMost Beautiful Environments: 7,287thMost Corrupt Governments: 7,506thMost Subsidized Industry: 7,573rdTop
Largest Governments: 8,097thHighest Economic Output: 9,340thLongest Average Lifespans: 9,510thMost Advanced Public Education: 10,057thLargest Populations: 11,278thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 11,669thMost Pacifist: 11,888thHealthiest Citizens: 12,265th
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 113th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 210th in the regionMost Developed: 224th in the regionTop
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 244th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 247th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 254th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 276th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 280th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 301st in the regionBest Weather: 314th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 321st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 327th in the regionLargest Governments: 359th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 395th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 428th in the regionLargest Populations: 437th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 452nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 457th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Kravonija's influence in Lazarus rose from "Hatchling" to "Newcomer".
  • : Kravonija's influence in Lazarus rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
  • : Kravonija's influence in Lazarus rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
  • : Kravonija was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, the Top 5% for Largest Governments, Most Corrupt Governments, and Most Subsidized Industry, and the Top 10% for Most Efficient Economies.
  • : Kravonija was refounded in Lazarus.
  • : Kravonija ceased to exist.
  • : Kravonija's influence in Grand Central rose from "Page" to "Squire".
  • : Kravonija was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans.
  • : Following new legislation in Kravonija, conspiracy theorists allege Lotra's new subway map resembles Satanic symbols.
  • : Kravonija was endorsed by The United Socialist States of CommyHideout.


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