The Empire of
Corrupt Dictatorship
Heaven cannot brook two suns, nor Earth two masters
Regional Influence
Ambassador
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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The Empire of Kratistolies is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by The Primarch with an iron fist, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, complete lack of prisons, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The compassionate, cynical, humorless population of 8.177 billion Kratosians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kallipolis. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Kratosian economy, worth a remarkable 1,952 trillion Drachmas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 238,809 Drachmas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Drug distribution is tightly controlled by the government, birth rates have hit an all-time low, bris parties are all the rage, and the government has declared its commitment to multilateralism. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kratistolies's national animal is the Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Atheistic Emperor Worship.

Kratistolies is ranked 149th in The New Inquisition and 141,796th in the world for Most Primitive, scoring -369 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Kratistolies, the government has declared its commitment to multilateralism.
  • : Following new legislation in Kratistolies, bris parties are all the rage.
  • : Following new legislation in Kratistolies, birth rates have hit an all-time low.
  • : Following new legislation in Kratistolies, drug distribution is tightly controlled by the government.
  • : Following new legislation in Kratistolies, citizens are frequently searched for illegal weapons.
  • : Following new legislation in Kratistolies, Kallipolis spends billions upgrading public transport.
  • : Following new legislation in Kratistolies, homeowners are evicted to make way for new runways.
  • : Following new legislation in Kratistolies, people reciting Shakespeare have become a common sight.
  • : Following new legislation in Kratistolies, nude art is becoming wildly popular.
  • : Following new legislation in Kratistolies, most citizens in Kratistolies are abject pyrophobes after extremely graphic pamphlets were mailed nationwide by the government.

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