Healthiest Citizens: 142nd Most Inclusive: 160th Most Developed: 176th
The Empire of
Corrupt Dictatorship
Heaven cannot brook two suns, nor Earth two masters
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The Empire of Kratistolies is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by The Primarch with an iron fist, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, restrictive gun laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical, humorless population of 8.689 billion Kratosians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kallipolis. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Kratosian economy, worth a remarkable 2,254 trillion Drachmas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 259,447 Drachmas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The navy is chrome-plating its battleships to prevent rust, the government seeks peaceful forum with terrorists, shaken martini sales have soared in nations surrounding Kratistolies, and the nation's secret service is so secret that nobody knows if it has one. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kratistolies's national animal is the Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Atheistic Emperor Worship.

Kratistolies is ranked 190,265th in the world and 119th in The New Inquisition for Most Primitive, scoring -411.86 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

Healthiest Citizens: 142ndMost Inclusive: 160thMost Developed: 176thMost Cultured: 206thLowest Crime Rates: 213thHighest Poor Incomes: 234thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 325thLargest Governments: 382ndLongest Average Lifespans: 449thHighest Average Tax Rates: 471stMost Pacifist: 521stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 557thSmartest Citizens: 668thMost Efficient Economies: 767thMost Corrupt Governments: 788thMost Secular: 817thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,039thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,107thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,113thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,221stMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,517thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,518thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,602ndMost Influential: 1,648thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,649thHighest Average Incomes: 1,876thTop
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,165thNicest Citizens: 2,476thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,846thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,168thHighest Economic Output: 3,213thLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,552ndLargest Publishing Industry: 3,724thMost Stationary: 3,915thBest Weather: 4,590thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6,168thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 7,575thTop
Most Rebellious Youth: 10,162ndMost Income Equality: 11,824thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 12,126thMost Authoritarian: 12,250thLargest Populations: 14,062nd
Most Inclusive: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionTop
Most Efficient Economies: 2nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 3rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 3rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 3rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3rd in the regionLargest Governments: 4th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 4th in the regionMost Pacifist: 4th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 4th in the regionMost Income Equality: 5th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 6th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 6th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 6th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6th in the regionTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 7th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 7th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 7th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 7th in the regionMost Influential: 7th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 7th in the regionNicest Citizens: 7th in the regionMost Stationary: 8th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 8th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 8th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 9th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 11th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 11th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 12th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Kratistolies, the nation's secret service is so secret that nobody knows if it has one.
  • : Following new legislation in Kratistolies, shaken martini sales have soared in nations surrounding Kratistolies.
  • : Following new legislation in Kratistolies, the government seeks peaceful forum with terrorists.
  • : Following new legislation in Kratistolies, the navy is chrome-plating its battleships to prevent rust.
  • : Following new legislation in Kratistolies, mining safety laws are often more expensive than what's being mined.
  • : Kratistolies was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Authoritarian.
  • : Following new legislation in Kratistolies, mantis shrimp studies is academia's fastest growing field.
  • : Following new legislation in Kratistolies, children are raised bilingual from an early age.
  • : Following new legislation in Kratistolies, newspapers cannot report anything about politicians without their explicit consent.
  • : Following new legislation in Kratistolies, roads are often attended by round-the-clock construction crews.


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