Most Inclusive: 81st Healthiest Citizens: 86th Lowest Crime Rates: 105th
The Empire of
Corrupt Dictatorship
Heaven cannot brook two suns, nor Earth two masters
Regional Influence
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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The Empire of Kratistolies is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by The Primarch with an iron fist, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cynical, humorless population of 9.763 billion Kratosians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kallipolis. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Kratosian economy, worth a remarkable 2,848 trillion Drachmas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 291,731 Drachmas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Military spending is on the increase, abortions are routinely performed in Kratistolies's hospitals, Maxtopian Grass flags adorn every college dorm room, and shaken martini sales have soared in nations surrounding Kratistolies. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kratistolies's national animal is the Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Atheistic Emperor Worship.

Kratistolies is ranked 172,239th in the world and 95th in The New Inquisition for Highest Workforce Participation Rate, with 41.85 Workforce Participation Rate.

Most Inclusive: 81stHealthiest Citizens: 86thLowest Crime Rates: 105thHighest Poor Incomes: 152ndMost Developed: 163rdMost Cultured: 169thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 217thLargest Governments: 255thHighest Average Tax Rates: 326thLongest Average Lifespans: 326thMost Pacifist: 352ndSmartest Citizens: 460thMost Secular: 482ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 519thMost Corrupt Governments: 565thMost Compassionate Citizens: 649thMost Scientifically Advanced: 665thMost Efficient Economies: 735thMost Subsidized Industry: 818thLargest Welfare Programs: 910thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,155thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,224thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,293rdNicest Citizens: 1,331stMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,337thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,404thHighest Average Incomes: 1,405thMost Influential: 1,668thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,725thTop
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,363rdHighest Economic Output: 2,508thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,670thBest Weather: 2,806thMost Stationary: 3,529thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 5,470thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 7,356thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 8,080thLargest Publishing Industry: 8,887thTop
Most Income Equality: 11,037thMost Authoritarian: 12,450thLargest Populations: 12,795thSafest: 16,913thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 17,337thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 17,441st
Highest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionTop
Largest Governments: 2nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 2nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 2nd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 3rd in the regionMost Pacifist: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 4th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 5th in the regionMost Influential: 5th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 5th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 5th in the regionTop
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 6th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 6th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 6th in the regionNicest Citizens: 6th in the regionBest Weather: 6th in the regionMost Stationary: 7th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 7th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 7th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 7th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 8th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 8th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 8th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 9th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 9th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 10th in the regionMost Income Equality: 10th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Kratistolies, shaken martini sales have soared in nations surrounding Kratistolies.
  • : Following new legislation in Kratistolies, Maxtopian Grass flags adorn every college dorm room.
  • : Following new legislation in Kratistolies, abortions are routinely performed in Kratistolies's hospitals.
  • : Following new legislation in Kratistolies, military spending is on the increase.
  • : Following new legislation in Kratistolies, the government regularly publishes lengthy reports on its own excessive recordkeeping.
  • : Following new legislation in Kratistolies, the study of medicine is popular throughout Kratistolies.
  • : Following new legislation in Kratistolies, frequent fliers are obliged to submit to invasive security procedures by government security.
  • : Following new legislation in Kratistolies, a well-funded social safety net protects the unfortunate.
  • : Following new legislation in Kratistolies, anyone who so much as frowns risks being referred to a mental health unit.
  • : Following new legislation in Kratistolies, much of Kratistolies's computer network is controlled by a rampant artificial intelligence.


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