Most Inclusive: 101st Healthiest Citizens: 109th Lowest Crime Rates: 122nd
The Empire of
Corrupt Dictatorship
Heaven cannot brook two suns, nor Earth two masters
Regional Influence
Negotiator
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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The Empire of Kratistolies is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by The Primarch with an iron fist, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, digital currency, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cynical, humorless population of 9.231 billion Kratosians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kallipolis. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Kratosian economy, worth a remarkable 2,621 trillion Drachmas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 284,008 Drachmas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Noises louder than a whisper have been prohibited by law, students cut up leftover Drachmas during Arts and Crafts, the government is promoting multicultural values with the new 'Just Be Nice, OK?' initiative, and any citizen who cries is immediately assigned a psychiatrist. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kratistolies's national animal is the Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Atheistic Emperor Worship.

Kratistolies is ranked 17,053rd in the world and 8th in The New Inquisition for Most Authoritarian, with 1.86 Stalins.

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Most Inclusive: 101stHealthiest Citizens: 109thLowest Crime Rates: 122ndMost Developed: 167thMost Cultured: 180thHighest Poor Incomes: 186thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 250thLargest Governments: 272ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 364thLongest Average Lifespans: 374thMost Pacifist: 403rdSmartest Citizens: 459thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 590thMost Corrupt Governments: 634thMost Efficient Economies: 741stMost Secular: 775thMost Compassionate Citizens: 829thMost Scientifically Advanced: 839thMost Subsidized Industry: 862ndLargest Welfare Programs: 1,073rdMost Advanced Public Education: 1,240thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,354thMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,406thHighest Average Incomes: 1,480thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,524thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,576thMost Influential: 1,685thTop
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Nicest Citizens: 1,728thLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,632ndHighest Economic Output: 2,716thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,789thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,806thLargest Publishing Industry: 3,084thMost Stationary: 3,724thBest Weather: 4,078thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 6,609thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6,979thTop
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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 8,467thLargest Populations: 13,407thMost Income Equality: 13,746thMost Rebellious Youth: 14,520thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 15,589th
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Most Inclusive: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 2nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 2nd in the regionLargest Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2nd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 3rd in the regionMost Pacifist: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 4th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 4th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 5th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5th in the regionMost Influential: 5th in the regionTop
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 6th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 6th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 6th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 6th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 6th in the regionMost Income Equality: 7th in the regionNicest Citizens: 7th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 7th in the regionMost Stationary: 8th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 8th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 8th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 8th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 9th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 9th in the regionBest Weather: 9th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 9th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Kratistolies, any citizen who cries is immediately assigned a psychiatrist.
  • : Following new legislation in Kratistolies, the government is promoting multicultural values with the new 'Just Be Nice, OK?' initiative.
  • : Following new legislation in Kratistolies, students cut up leftover Drachmas during Arts and Crafts.
  • : Kratistolies was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Influential.
  • : Following new legislation in Kratistolies, noises louder than a whisper have been prohibited by law.
  • : Following new legislation in Kratistolies, business meetings across the country are interrupted by the sound of squeaking whoopee-cushions.
  • : Following new legislation in Kratistolies, shaken martini sales have soared in nations surrounding Kratistolies.
  • : Following new legislation in Kratistolies, people are now classified as male, female, or genderqueer.
  • : Following new legislation in Kratistolies, nobody ever seems to enter or leave the armour-plated flying castle that serves as Kratistolies's House of Parliament.
  • : Following new legislation in Kratistolies, rocket boots and thermal detonators have become standard-issue military gear.

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