The Empire of
Corrupt Dictatorship
Heaven cannot brook two suns, nor Earth two masters
Regional Influence
Duckspeaker
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

Overview Factbook People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Empire of Kratistolies is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by The Primarch with an iron fist, and remarkable for its digital currency, restrictive gun laws, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cynical, humorless population of 6.278 billion Kratosians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kallipolis. The average income tax rate is 96.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Kratosian economy, worth 986 trillion Drachmas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 157,072 Drachmas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

There has been a series of riots between local cannibals and health food advocates, the words 'private' and 'enterprise' must never appear in the same sentence, the government has declared its commitment to multilateralism, and the automotive industry soaks up huge government handouts. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kratistolies's national animal is the Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Atheistic Emperor Worship.

Kratistolies is ranked 30th in The New Inquisition and 8,528th in the world for Largest Information Technology Sector, scoring 7 on the Fann-Boi Productivity Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 23 hours ago

  • 7 hours ago: Kratistolies was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Information Technology Sector.
  • 22 hours ago: Following new legislation in Kratistolies, the automotive industry soaks up huge government handouts.
  • 1 day 10 hours ago: Following new legislation in Kratistolies, the government has declared its commitment to multilateralism.
  • 1 day 22 hours ago: Following new legislation in Kratistolies, the words 'private' and 'enterprise' must never appear in the same sentence.
  • 2 days 7 hours ago: Kratistolies was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Nicest Citizens (last census: Top 5%).
  • 2 days 10 hours ago: Following new legislation in Kratistolies, there has been a series of riots between local cannibals and health food advocates.
  • 3 days 22 hours ago: Following new legislation in Kratistolies, the nation's official head of religious affairs is an atheist.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Kratistolies, the military is recruiting war criminals to join its weapons research teams.
  • 5 days ago: Kratistolies was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Authoritarian.
  • 5 days ago: Kratistolies was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Authoritarian.

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