The Empire of
Corrupt Dictatorship
Heaven cannot brook two suns, nor Earth two masters
Regional Influence
Envoy
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

Overview Factbook People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Empire of Kratistolies is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by The Primarch with an iron fist, and renowned for its frequent executions, state-planned economy, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, cynical, humorless population of 6.642 billion Kratosians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kallipolis. The average income tax rate is 98.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Kratosian economy, worth a remarkable 1,196 trillion Drachmas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 180,117 Drachmas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Jack Russells have proven to be terrible spies, the government has instituted 'traveller reservations' across the country, The Primarch panders to nontraditional families, and the navy is chrome-plating its battleships to prevent rust. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kratistolies's national animal is the Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Atheistic Emperor Worship.

Kratistolies is ranked 6th in The New Inquisition and 1,504th in the world for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 188 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 5 hours ago

  • 1 day 10 hours ago: Following new legislation in Kratistolies, the navy is chrome-plating its battleships to prevent rust.
  • 1 day 10 hours ago: Following new legislation in Kratistolies, The Primarch panders to nontraditional families.
  • 2 days 10 hours ago: Following new legislation in Kratistolies, the government has instituted 'traveller reservations' across the country.
  • 2 days 10 hours ago: Following new legislation in Kratistolies, Jack Russells have proven to be terrible spies.
  • 3 days 10 hours ago: Following new legislation in Kratistolies, new urban roads are threatening city parks.
  • 3 days 10 hours ago: Following new legislation in Kratistolies, the new hit series "Kratistolies's Got Trauma" has corporate executives fleeing the country.
  • 3 days 10 hours ago: Following new legislation in Kratistolies, citizens can be frequently spotted going about their business stark naked.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Kratistolies, all telephone traffic is monitored for 'national security reasons'.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Kratistolies, the government has instituted 'traveller reservations' across the country.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Kratistolies, pro-democracy regime change has been avoided.

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