Healthiest Citizens: 136th Most Inclusive: 142nd Most Developed: 181st
The Empire of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Heaven cannot brook two suns, nor Earth two masters
Regional Influence
Auxiliary
Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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The Empire of Kratistolies is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by The Primarch with an iron fist, and renowned for its frequent executions, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical, humorless population of 8.852 billion Kratosians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kallipolis. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Kratosian economy, worth a remarkable 2,348 trillion Drachmas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 265,340 Drachmas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Recruitment posters proclaim the army to be both fabulous and fashionable, Kratistolies's free colleges struggle to maintain standards in the face of overwhelming demand, droves of former desperados are applying to join the border police, and political activists are routinely executed. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kratistolies's national animal is the Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Atheistic Emperor Worship.

Kratistolies is ranked 971st in the world and 6th in The New Inquisition for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 95.58 on the Kitten Softness Rating.

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Healthiest Citizens: 136thMost Inclusive: 142ndMost Developed: 181stLowest Crime Rates: 197thMost Cultured: 209thHighest Poor Incomes: 239thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 323rdLargest Governments: 386thLongest Average Lifespans: 437thMost Pacifist: 492ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 502ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 649thSmartest Citizens: 649thMost Corrupt Governments: 737thMost Efficient Economies: 753rdMost Secular: 842ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 971stMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,021stMost Subsidized Industry: 1,022ndLargest Welfare Programs: 1,335thMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,462ndMost Beautiful Environments: 1,493rdMost Influential: 1,680thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,718thHighest Average Incomes: 1,778thTop
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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,928thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,105thNicest Citizens: 2,267thLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,005thHighest Economic Output: 3,083rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,112thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,579thLargest Publishing Industry: 3,676thMost Stationary: 3,850thMost Authoritarian: 4,068thBest Weather: 4,276thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6,159thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 6,435thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 8,444thTop
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Most Rebellious Youth: 11,403rdMost Extreme: 11,446thMost Income Equality: 12,149thLargest Populations: 13,797thMost Conservative: 17,090th
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Most Inclusive: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 2nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 3rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 3rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3rd in the regionLargest Governments: 4th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 4th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 4th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 4th in the regionMost Pacifist: 4th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 4th in the regionTop
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Most Income Equality: 6th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 6th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 6th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 7th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 7th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 7th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 7th in the regionMost Influential: 7th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 7th in the regionNicest Citizens: 7th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 8th in the regionMost Stationary: 8th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 8th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 8th in the regionMost Extreme: 9th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 9th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 10th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 10th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 10th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 11th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Kratistolies, political activists are routinely executed.
  • : Following new legislation in Kratistolies, droves of former desperados are applying to join the border police.
  • : Following new legislation in Kratistolies, Kratistolies's free colleges struggle to maintain standards in the face of overwhelming demand.
  • : Following new legislation in Kratistolies, recruitment posters proclaim the army to be both fabulous and fashionable.
  • : Following new legislation in Kratistolies, the bonfire of the old paper records can be seen for miles around Kallipolis.
  • : Kratistolies was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Conservative.
  • : Following new legislation in Kratistolies, annulments are on the rise as couples discover their ancestors were born in the same hospitals.
  • : Kratistolies was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extreme.
  • : Following new legislation in Kratistolies, motorcycle riders are required to wear so much gear they've been nicknamed "Stay Pufts".
  • : Following new legislation in Kratistolies, conspiracy theorists allege Kallipolis's new subway map resembles Satanic symbols.

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