Most Inclusive: 85th Healthiest Citizens: 99th Lowest Crime Rates: 120th
The Empire of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Heaven cannot brook two suns, nor Earth two masters
Regional Influence
Negotiator
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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The Empire of Kratistolies is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by The Primarch with an iron fist, and notable for its compulsory military service, sprawling nuclear power plants, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, cynical, humorless population of 9.4 billion Kratosians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kallipolis. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Kratosian economy, worth a remarkable 2,687 trillion Drachmas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 285,904 Drachmas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

An increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents, research grant proposals read like political diatribes, The Primarch's relatives have been married into the royal families of foreign nations against their will, and human tissue is grown in vats as a delicacy as well as for transplants. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kratistolies's national animal is the Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Atheistic Emperor Worship.

Kratistolies is ranked 6,022nd in the world and 4th in The New Inquisition for Most Authoritarian, with 3.28 Stalins.

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Most Inclusive: 85thHealthiest Citizens: 99thLowest Crime Rates: 120thHighest Poor Incomes: 139thMost Developed: 175thMost Cultured: 175thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 253rdLargest Governments: 283rdLongest Average Lifespans: 375thHighest Average Tax Rates: 397thMost Pacifist: 397thSmartest Citizens: 473rdMost Secular: 565thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 580thMost Corrupt Governments: 638thMost Efficient Economies: 748thMost Compassionate Citizens: 753rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 779thMost Subsidized Industry: 877thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,056thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,317thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,330thMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,466thHighest Average Incomes: 1,487thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,540thTop
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Nicest Citizens: 1,554thMost Influential: 1,674thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,736thLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,235thHighest Economic Output: 2,654thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,732ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,818thLargest Publishing Industry: 3,488thBest Weather: 3,526thMost Stationary: 3,676thMost Authoritarian: 6,022ndMost Income Equality: 6,890thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 6,990thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 7,037thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 7,271stTop
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Largest Populations: 13,328th
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Most Inclusive: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 2nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 2nd in the regionLargest Governments: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 2nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2nd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 3rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3rd in the regionMost Pacifist: 3rd in the regionMost Income Equality: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 4th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 4th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 4th in the regionTop
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Most Beautiful Environments: 5th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5th in the regionMost Influential: 5th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 6th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 6th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 6th in the regionNicest Citizens: 6th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 7th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 7th in the regionBest Weather: 7th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 7th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 7th in the regionMost Stationary: 8th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 8th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 8th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 9th in the regionMost Extreme: 9th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Kratistolies, human tissue is grown in vats as a delicacy as well as for transplants.
  • : Following new legislation in Kratistolies, The Primarch's relatives have been married into the royal families of foreign nations against their will.
  • : Kratistolies was reclassified from "Corrupt Dictatorship" to "Psychotic Dictatorship".
  • : Following new legislation in Kratistolies, research grant proposals read like political diatribes.
  • : Following new legislation in Kratistolies, an increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents.
  • : Following new legislation in Kratistolies, popular political cartoonists are thrown in jail for inciting dissent.
  • : Following new legislation in Kratistolies, unstable couples are known to break up over which one gets parental leave.
  • : Kratistolies was reclassified from "Psychotic Dictatorship" to "Corrupt Dictatorship".
  • : Following new legislation in Kratistolies, warfare increasingly resembles a video game.
  • : Following new legislation in Kratistolies, Kallipolis is a police state during international summits.

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