Spotlight on:

National Flag

The Empire of Kratistolies

“Heaven cannot brook two suns, nor Earth two masters”

Category: Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Average
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Some

Regional Influence: Duckspeaker

Location: The New Inquisition

OverviewFactbookPeopleGovernmentEconomyTrendAnalysis

The Empire of Kratistolies is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by The Primarch with an even hand, and renowned for its frequent executions, digital currency, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, humorless population of 5.954 billion Kratosians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Social Policy. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kallipolis. The average income tax rate is 91.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Kratosian economy, worth 823 trillion Drachmas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 138,252 Drachmas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Same-sex marriages are increasingly common, notable individuals are granted land and titles, scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes, and the government seizes private property for the 'good of the people'. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kratistolies's national animal is the Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Atheistic Emperor Worship.

Kratistolies is ranked 172nd in The New Inquisition and 101,497th in the world for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -3 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 77 minutes ago

  • 18 minutes ago: Following new legislation in Kratistolies, the government seizes private property for the 'good of the people'.
  • 18 minutes ago: Following new legislation in Kratistolies, scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes.
  • 1 day ago: Following new legislation in Kratistolies, notable individuals are granted land and titles.
  • 1 day ago: Following new legislation in Kratistolies, same-sex marriages are increasingly common.
  • 2 days ago: Following new legislation in Kratistolies, Kratistolies's children are widely acknowledged as the most foul-mouthed in the region.
  • 2 days 12 hours ago: Following new legislation in Kratistolies, the study of medicine is popular throughout Kratistolies.
  • 3 days ago: Following new legislation in Kratistolies, most citizens in Kratistolies are abject pyrophobes after extremely graphic pamphlets were mailed nationwide by the government.
  • 3 days ago: Following new legislation in Kratistolies, citizens wishing to leave the country must surrender half their wealth to the government.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Kratistolies, the nation has welcomed its expats back with open arms.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Kratistolies, dog breeding has been banned in accordance with recent animal experimentation laws.

More...

World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 7 » The Emerald World, King Frankas, Mitarev, Rattengift Empire, Dys, Dykurst, and Artaeon.

View Forum posts

Report

by Max Barry

Latest Forum Topics