Most Inclusive: 101st Healthiest Citizens: 125th Lowest Crime Rates: 155th
The Empire of
Corrupt Dictatorship
Heaven cannot brook two suns, nor Earth two masters
Regional Influence
Auxiliary
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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The Empire of Kratistolies is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by The Primarch with an iron fist, and notable for its pith helmet sales, ubiquitous missile silos, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cynical, humorless population of 9.027 billion Kratosians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kallipolis. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Kratosian economy, worth a remarkable 2,506 trillion Drachmas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 277,683 Drachmas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Public loudspeakers constantly tell citizens they are "happy people", a niche industry catering to S&M enthusiasts has sprung up, an increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents, and young and brooding teens are welcomed with open arms to the Dogwarts School of Strangness and Sorcery. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kratistolies's national animal is the Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Atheistic Emperor Worship.

Kratistolies is ranked 746th in the world and 2nd in The New Inquisition for Most Efficient Economies, scoring 100 on the Krugman-Greenspan Business Outlook Index.

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Most Inclusive: 101stHealthiest Citizens: 125thLowest Crime Rates: 155thHighest Poor Incomes: 175thMost Developed: 181stMost Cultured: 199thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 297thLargest Governments: 299thLongest Average Lifespans: 414thHighest Average Tax Rates: 415thMost Pacifist: 442ndSmartest Citizens: 552ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 611thMost Corrupt Governments: 687thMost Efficient Economies: 746thMost Compassionate Citizens: 909thMost Subsidized Industry: 926thMost Scientifically Advanced: 957thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,198thMost Secular: 1,274thMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,334thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,448thTop
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Most Advanced Public Education: 1,559thHighest Average Incomes: 1,575thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,631stMost Influential: 1,694thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,732ndNicest Citizens: 2,007thHighest Economic Output: 2,847thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,868thLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,889thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,122ndMost Stationary: 3,815thLargest Publishing Industry: 3,851stBest Weather: 4,139thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 5,663rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5,796thTop
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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 8,110thMost Income Equality: 8,776thMost Authoritarian: 9,181stMost Rebellious Youth: 12,495thLargest Populations: 13,645th
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Most Inclusive: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Developed: 2nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 2nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 2nd in the regionMost Secular: 2nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 3rd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 3rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 3rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3rd in the regionMost Pacifist: 3rd in the regionLargest Governments: 4th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 5th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 5th in the regionMost Income Equality: 6th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 6th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 6th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 6th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 6th in the regionTop
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Largest Publishing Industry: 7th in the regionMost Influential: 7th in the regionNicest Citizens: 7th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 8th in the regionMost Stationary: 8th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 8th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 8th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 8th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 8th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 10th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 10th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 10th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 10th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 11th in the regionBest Weather: 12th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Kratistolies, young and brooding teens are welcomed with open arms to the Dogwarts School of Strangness and Sorcery.
  • : Following new legislation in Kratistolies, an increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents.
  • : Following new legislation in Kratistolies, a niche industry catering to S&M enthusiasts has sprung up.
  • : Following new legislation in Kratistolies, public loudspeakers constantly tell citizens they are "happy people".
  • : Following new legislation in Kratistolies, police conduct weekly raids looking for contraband cheeseburgers.
  • : Following new legislation in Kratistolies, postmen have been arrested in job lots for selling junk mail as home insulation.
  • : Following new legislation in Kratistolies, high school boys are required to pass vigorous self-mastery and sensitivity training to graduate.
  • : Following new legislation in Kratistolies, the country has been 'going shopping' by annexing nearby nations for their resources.
  • : Following new legislation in Kratistolies, all footpaths have tollbooths.
  • : Following new legislation in Kratistolies, old folks reminisce about the last time someone was acquitted of a crime.

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