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The Empire of Kratistolies

“Heaven cannot brook two suns, nor Earth two masters”

Category: Corrupt Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Average
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Rare

Regional Influence: Vassal

Location: The New Inquisition

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The Empire of Kratistolies is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by The Primarch with an iron fist, and notable for its compulsory military service. Its compassionate, cynical population of 4.216 billion are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Defence, Education, and Social Equality. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kallipolis. The average income tax rate is 100%. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Tourism industry.

Students are known to arrive at school in their pyjamas, pharmacies close down as medicinal drugs are sold freely by the government, many parents are becoming frustrated with their children's choices in spouses, and space shuttles regularly launch rubbish into space. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kratistolies's national animal is the Dragon, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, its national religion is Atheistic Emperor Worship, and its currency is the Drachma.

Kratistolies is ranked 297th in The New Inquisition and 121,544th in the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens, with -45 Whatever.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 81 minutes ago

  • 1 day 21 hours ago: Kratistolies was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Highest Police Ratios (last census: Top 10%).
  • 1 day 22 hours ago: Following new legislation in Kratistolies, space shuttles regularly launch rubbish into space.
  • 2 days 10 hours ago: Following new legislation in Kratistolies, many parents are becoming frustrated with their children's choices in spouses.
  • 2 days 22 hours ago: Following new legislation in Kratistolies, pharmacies close down as medicinal drugs are sold freely by the government.
  • 2 days 22 hours ago: Following new legislation in Kratistolies, students are known to arrive at school in their pyjamas.
  • 2 days 22 hours ago: Following new legislation in Kratistolies, wind farms are erected on shuttered oil platforms.
  • 2 days 22 hours ago: Following new legislation in Kratistolies, the government extracts trade concessions from poor nations in exchange for humanitarian aid.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Kratistolies, the police have reaffirmed their tough stance on drugs.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Kratistolies, the government awards prizes to television shows featuring stereotype-breaking minority roles.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Kratistolies, citizens are expected to be proficient in at least five languages.

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