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The Empire of Kratistolies

“Heaven cannot brook two suns, nor Earth two masters”

Category: Corrupt Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Average
Economy:
Reasonable
Political Freedoms:
Few

Regional Influence: Handshaker

Location: The New Inquisition

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The Empire of Kratistolies is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by The Primarch with an iron fist, and renowned for its museums and concert halls. The compassionate, cynical population of 5.031 billion Kratosians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, corrupt, socially-minded individuals is mainly concerned with Healthcare, although Education and Social Welfare are secondary priorities. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kallipolis. Income tax is unheard of. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Tourism industry.

Citizens are frequently searched for illegal weapons, a government program is underway to revitalize Kratistolies's beaches, the government is using tax revenues to provide jobs for the poor, and the government has begun breaking all large businesses into thousands of mom-and-pop general stores. Crime is totally unknown. Kratistolies's national animal is the Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, its national religion is Atheistic Emperor Worship, and its currency is the Drachma.

Kratistolies is ranked 102nd in The New Inquisition and 50,870th in the world for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 1 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 1 day 13 hours ago

  • 1 day 4 hours ago: Following new legislation in Kratistolies, the government has begun breaking all large businesses into thousands of mom-and-pop general stores.
  • 1 day 4 hours ago: Following new legislation in Kratistolies, the government is using tax revenues to provide jobs for the poor.
  • 2 days 16 hours ago: Following new legislation in Kratistolies, a government program is underway to revitalize Kratistolies's beaches.
  • 2 days 16 hours ago: Following new legislation in Kratistolies, citizens are frequently searched for illegal weapons.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Kratistolies, Kratistolies's navy has been named the scourge of the seven thousand seas.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Kratistolies, scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Kratistolies, criminals are thrown to the Dragons to repay their debt to society.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Kratistolies, the internet has been placed under government control.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Kratistolies, drunk drivers are sent to rehabilitation paid for by the government.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Kratistolies, frequent fliers are obliged to submit to invasive security procedures by government security.

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