Most Inclusive: 75th Healthiest Citizens: 91st Lowest Crime Rates: 100th
The Empire of
Corrupt Dictatorship
Heaven cannot brook two suns, nor Earth two masters
Regional Influence
Negotiator
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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The Empire of Kratistolies is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by The Primarch with an iron fist, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, digital currency, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, cynical, humorless population of 9.591 billion Kratosians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kallipolis. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Kratosian economy, worth a remarkable 2,814 trillion Drachmas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 293,500 Drachmas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Citizens living in underground cities have developed a healthy green glow, weapons produced by newly nationalized armaments factories have been found to contain sawdust instead of gunpowder, the government is notorious for leaving citizens with almost nothing from their inheritance, and research grant proposals read like political diatribes. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kratistolies's national animal is the Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Atheistic Emperor Worship.

Kratistolies is ranked 160,718th in the world and 91st in The New Inquisition for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 17.79 on the Bus Surprisal Index.

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Most Inclusive: 75thHealthiest Citizens: 91stLowest Crime Rates: 100thHighest Poor Incomes: 126thMost Developed: 162ndMost Cultured: 173rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 214thLargest Governments: 236thHighest Average Tax Rates: 300thLongest Average Lifespans: 330thMost Pacifist: 358thSmartest Citizens: 418thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 484thMost Secular: 562ndMost Corrupt Governments: 581stMost Compassionate Citizens: 674thMost Scientifically Advanced: 716thMost Efficient Economies: 736thMost Subsidized Industry: 762ndLargest Welfare Programs: 841stMost Advanced Public Education: 1,100thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,148thMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,157thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,197thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,268thHighest Average Incomes: 1,373rdNicest Citizens: 1,428thTop
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Most Influential: 1,671stLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,193rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,211thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,483rdHighest Economic Output: 2,518thBest Weather: 3,078thLargest Publishing Industry: 3,609thMost Stationary: 3,621stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6,659thMost Income Equality: 7,442ndTop
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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 8,889thMost Authoritarian: 9,538thSafest: 10,682ndLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 12,464thLargest Populations: 12,848th
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Healthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2nd in the regionMost Income Equality: 2nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 2nd in the regionLargest Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 2nd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 3rd in the regionMost Pacifist: 3rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 4th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 4th in the regionTop
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 5th in the regionMost Influential: 5th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 5th in the regionNicest Citizens: 6th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 6th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 6th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 6th in the regionBest Weather: 7th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 7th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 7th in the regionMost Stationary: 7th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 7th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 8th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 8th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 8th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 9th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Kratistolies, research grant proposals read like political diatribes.
  • : Following new legislation in Kratistolies, the government is notorious for leaving citizens with almost nothing from their inheritance.
  • : Following new legislation in Kratistolies, weapons produced by newly nationalized armaments factories have been found to contain sawdust instead of gunpowder.
  • : Following new legislation in Kratistolies, citizens living in underground cities have developed a healthy green glow.
  • : Following new legislation in Kratistolies, citizens are regularly arrested in queues for 'loitering'.
  • : Following new legislation in Kratistolies, the government is avowedly secular.
  • : Following new legislation in Kratistolies, politicians are often seen with soldiers pointing guns at their heads.
  • : Following new legislation in Kratistolies, the government awards prizes to television shows featuring stereotype-breaking minority roles.
  • : Following new legislation in Kratistolies, stoned tourists don't tend to remember much about their holidays here.
  • : Following new legislation in Kratistolies, moonshine has made a resurgence.

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