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The Empire of Kratistolies

“Heaven cannot brook two suns, nor Earth two masters”

Category: Corrupt Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Below Average
Economy:
All-Consuming
Political Freedoms:
Rare

Regional Influence: Duckspeaker

Location: The New Inquisition

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The Empire of Kratistolies is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by The Primarch with an iron fist, and renowned for its devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cynical population of 5.543 billion Kratosians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Defence, Education, and Healthcare. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kallipolis. The average income tax rate is 70%, and even higher for the wealthy. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Tourism industry.

Children are brainwashed at a young age to accept "Love and peace!" as a way of life, Max Barry is this year's Miss Kratistolies, the government snoops on private internet connections, and mining safety laws are often more expensive than what's being mined. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kratistolies's national animal is the Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, its national religion is Atheistic Emperor Worship, and its currency is the Drachma.

Kratistolies is ranked 23rd in The New Inquisition and 6,208th in the world for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 226 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 2 days 8 hours ago

  • 12 hours ago: Kratistolies was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Scientifically Advanced.
  • 2 days 1 hour ago: Following new legislation in Kratistolies, mining safety laws are often more expensive than what's being mined.
  • 2 days 1 hour ago: Following new legislation in Kratistolies, the government snoops on private internet connections.
  • 2 days 1 hour ago: Following new legislation in Kratistolies, Max Barry is this year's Miss Kratistolies.
  • 2 days 1 hour ago: Following new legislation in Kratistolies, children are brainwashed at a young age to accept "Love and peace!" as a way of life.
  • 2 days 1 hour ago: Following new legislation in Kratistolies, long arduous trials are held for the most trivial of offences.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Kratistolies, pro-democracy regime change has been avoided.
  • 7 days ago: Kratistolies's influence in The New Inquisition rose from "Handshaker" to "Duckspeaker".
  • 7 days ago: Following new legislation in Kratistolies, the government is spending millions on renovating the public transportation system.
  • 8 days ago: Following new legislation in Kratistolies, citizens can be frequently spotted going about their business stark naked.

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