Most Inclusive: 73rd Healthiest Citizens: 82nd Lowest Crime Rates: 90th
The Empire of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Heaven cannot brook two suns, nor Earth two masters
Regional Influence
Negotiator
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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The Empire of Kratistolies is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by The Primarch with an iron fist, and notable for its smutty television, parental licensing program, and national health service. The compassionate, cynical, humorless population of 10.012 billion Kratosians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kallipolis. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Kratosian economy, worth a remarkable 3,018 trillion Drachmas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 301,487 Drachmas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government has started a campaign to crack down on road rage and encourage alternate means of commuting, an increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents, future leaders of Kratistolies regularly dismiss pressing political issues when available options don't conform to their worldview, and the nation has always been at war with Bigtopia. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kratistolies's national animal is the Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Atheistic Emperor Worship.

Kratistolies is ranked 7,650th in the world and 8th in The New Inquisition for Most World Assembly Endorsements, with 6 Valid Endorsements.

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Most Inclusive: 73rdHealthiest Citizens: 82ndLowest Crime Rates: 90thHighest Poor Incomes: 140thMost Cultured: 148thMost Developed: 164thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 201stLargest Governments: 232ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 306thLongest Average Lifespans: 308thMost Pacifist: 309thMost Secular: 386thSmartest Citizens: 388thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 539thMost Corrupt Governments: 550thMost Scientifically Advanced: 571stMost Compassionate Citizens: 624thMost Efficient Economies: 738thMost Subsidized Industry: 754thLargest Welfare Programs: 889thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,122ndMost Advanced Public Education: 1,132ndNicest Citizens: 1,229thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,238thHighest Average Incomes: 1,267thMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,360thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,389thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,538thMost Influential: 1,661stTop
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,303rdHighest Economic Output: 2,328thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,641stBest Weather: 3,072ndMost Stationary: 3,398thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 5,180thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 7,650thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 7,943rdLargest Publishing Industry: 8,139thTop
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Most Authoritarian: 10,931stLargest Populations: 12,576thMost Income Equality: 13,481stSafest: 13,763rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 16,368thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 17,191stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 17,522nd
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Healthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionTop
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Longest Average Lifespans: 2nd in the regionMost Pacifist: 2nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2nd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 2nd in the regionLargest Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 2nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 3rd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 4th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 4th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 4th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 5th in the regionMost Influential: 5th in the regionBest Weather: 5th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5th in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Public Transport: 6th in the regionNicest Citizens: 6th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 6th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 6th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6th in the regionMost Stationary: 7th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 7th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 8th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 8th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 8th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 10th in the regionMost Income Equality: 10th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 10th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 11th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Kratistolies, the nation has always been at war with Bigtopia.
  • : Following new legislation in Kratistolies, future leaders of Kratistolies regularly dismiss pressing political issues when available options don't conform to their worldview.
  • : Following new legislation in Kratistolies, an increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents.
  • : Following new legislation in Kratistolies, the government has started a campaign to crack down on road rage and encourage alternate means of commuting.
  • : Following new legislation in Kratistolies, international tensions are high as Kratistolies threatens any government with the audacity to arrest its citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Kratistolies, graffiti artists spend lengthy periods of time in jail.
  • : Kratistolies was reclassified from "Corrupt Dictatorship" to "Psychotic Dictatorship".
  • : Following new legislation in Kratistolies, the government is using tax revenues to provide jobs for the poor.
  • : Following new legislation in Kratistolies, travel bureaus double as recruiting centers for national intelligence agencies.
  • : Following new legislation in Kratistolies, school plays were recently banned due to concerns of child endangerment.

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Endorsements Received: 6 » Dys, Dykurst, Darath, Gidoristan, Newer Anatolia, and The Emerald World.

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