The Empire of
Democratic Socialists
Heaven cannot brook two suns, nor Earth two masters
Regional Influence
Duckspeaker
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Some

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The Empire of Kratistolies is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by The Primarch with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, state-planned economy, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, humorless population of 6.12 billion Kratosians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kallipolis. The average income tax rate is 94.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Kratosian economy, worth 905 trillion Drachmas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 147,981 Drachmas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Every citizen must submit to DNA testing to be eliminated from police inquiries, an increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents, annulments are on the rise as couples discover their ancestors were born in the same hospitals, and homeowners are evicted to make way for new runways. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kratistolies's national animal is the Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Atheistic Emperor Worship.

Kratistolies is ranked 214th in The New Inquisition and 118,069th in the world for Most Primitive, scoring -225 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 3 minutes ago

  • 3 hours ago: Following new legislation in Kratistolies, homeowners are evicted to make way for new runways.
  • 15 hours ago: Following new legislation in Kratistolies, annulments are on the rise as couples discover their ancestors were born in the same hospitals.
  • 1 day 3 hours ago: Following new legislation in Kratistolies, an increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents.
  • 1 day 3 hours ago: Following new legislation in Kratistolies, every citizen must submit to DNA testing to be eliminated from police inquiries.
  • 2 days 3 hours ago: Following new legislation in Kratistolies, all telephone traffic is monitored for 'national security reasons'.
  • 2 days 15 hours ago: Kratistolies was reclassified from "Corrupt Dictatorship" to "Democratic Socialists".
  • 2 days 15 hours ago: Following new legislation in Kratistolies, the government has enacted freedom of information.
  • 2 days 15 hours ago: Following new legislation in Kratistolies, unstable couples are known to break up over which one gets parental leave.
  • 3 days 15 hours ago: Following new legislation in Kratistolies, government popup ads are springing up like weeds.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Kratistolies, high-income earners pay a 100% tax rate.

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