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The Empire of Kratistolies

“Heaven cannot brook two suns, nor Earth two masters”

Category: Corrupt Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Below Average
Political Freedoms:

Regional Influence: Handshaker

Location: The New Inquisition


The Empire of Kratistolies is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by The Primarch with an iron fist, and remarkable for its restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, cynical population of 5.401 billion, 3.631 billion of whom are zombies, Kratosians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Defence, Education, and Healthcare. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kallipolis. The average income tax rate is 57%, and even higher for the wealthy. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Tourism industry.

The airship business has been driven out of the country by strict regulations and high fines, only vaccinated citizens may have free healthcare, the country has been 'going shopping' by annexing nearby nations for their resources, and citizens live in superstitious fear of the mysterious glowing clouds that float over Kratistolies. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kratistolies's national animal is the Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, its national religion is Atheistic Emperor Worship, and its currency is the Drachma.

Kratistolies is ranked 69th in The New Inquisition and 24,307th in the world for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring 4 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.

Kratistolies is currently researching a cure.

People: 1,769,920,771

Zombies: 3,631,281,636

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by Max Barry

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