Most Advanced Defense Forces: 9,195th Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 10,429th Highest Economic Output: 11,608th
The Bastion of
Father Knows Best State
Peace was Never an Option
Regional Influence
Shoeshiner
Region
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Thriving
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

Overview People Government Economy Rank Trend

The Bastion of Kosovo Island is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by The Iron Rebel with an iron fist, and notable for its frequent executions, compulsory military service, and complete lack of prisons. The cynical population of 9.556 billion Kosovans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Industry, and Environment also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vidin City. The average income tax rate is 72.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Kosovan economy, worth 869 trillion Plasma Kronor a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Tourism, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 90,941 Plasma Kronor, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

Elite teams of assassins have been sent into Brasilistan, 'Coloniser-in-Chief' has become The Iron Rebel's new moniker, the nation has gained millions of new citizens overnight, and international organisations everywhere are united in their condemnation of the nation's zombified military (Kosovo Island has found 2 easter eggs). Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kosovo Island's national animal is the Leviathan T-Rex, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Catholic.

Kosovo Island is ranked 109,650th in the world and 158th in Albion for Most Primitive, scoring -64.03 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 9,195thTop
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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 10,429thHighest Economic Output: 11,608thLargest Populations: 11,823rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 16,006thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 17,728thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 17,770thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 17,935th
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Largest Populations: 10th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 17th in the regionTop
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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 25th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 29th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 37th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Kosovo Island was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Defense Forces.
  • : Following new legislation in Kosovo Island, international organisations everywhere are united in their condemnation of the nation's zombified military (Kosovo Island has found 2 easter eggs).
  • : Kosovo Island was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Defense Forces.
  • : Kosovo Island was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Nudest.
  • : Kosovo Island was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Defense Forces.
  • : Kosovo Island was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Law Enforcement.
  • : Kosovo Island was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Law Enforcement.
  • : Kosovo Island altered its national flag.
  • : Kosovo Island was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Eco-Friendly Governments.
  • : Kosovo Island's influence in Albion rose from "Zero" to "Shoeshiner".

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