The Lord Protectors Bastion of
Father Knows Best State
Peace was Never an Option
Regional Influence
Power
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Thriving
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

Overview People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Lord Protectors Bastion of Kosovo Island is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by The Iron Rebel with an iron fist, and renowned for its frequent executions, compulsory military service, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 7.01 billion Kosovans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Law & Order, Industry, and Environment also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vidin City. The average income tax rate is 52.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Kosovan economy, worth 563 trillion Plasma Kronor a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Tourism, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 80,406 Plasma Kronor, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

Kosovo Island has one of the largest offshore wind farms in the world, prime real estate is devoted to wind farms and solar energy generators, punitive tariffs protect local industry, and speaking out against the government is punishable by flogging. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kosovo Island's national animal is the Leviathan T-Rex, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Catholic.

Kosovo Island is ranked 2nd in Kingdom of Bulgaria and 67,005th in the world for Most Primitive, scoring -56 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 25 days ago

  • 52 days ago: Kosovo Island's influence in Kingdom of Bulgaria rose from "Powerbroker" to "Power".
  • 69 days ago: Kosovo Island's influence in Kingdom of Bulgaria rose from "Eminence Grise" to "Powerbroker".
  • 75 days ago: Kosovo Island fell out of the regional Top 10% for Lowest Unemployment Rates.
  • 83 days ago: Kosovo Island fell out of the regional Top 10% for Largest Public Sector.
  • 84 days ago: Kosovo Island fell out of the regional Top 10% for Safest.
  • 88 days ago: Kosovo Island fell out of the regional Top 10% for Highest Average Tax Rates.
  • 89 days ago: Kosovo Island fell out of the regional Top 10% for Smartest Citizens.
  • 91 days ago: Kosovo Island fell out of the regional Top 10% for Nudest.
  • 94 days ago: Kosovo Island fell out of the regional Top 10% for Highest Police Ratios.
  • 107 days ago: Kosovo Island fell out of the regional Top 10% for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry.

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