The Bastion of
Father Knows Best State
Peace was Never an Option
Regional Influence
Civil Rights
Below Average
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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The Bastion of Kosovo Island is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by The Iron Rebel with an iron fist, and renowned for its frequent executions, compulsory military service, and punitive income tax rates. The cynical population of 8.651 billion Kosovans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Industry, and Environment also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vidin City. The average income tax rate is 73.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Kosovan economy, worth 786 trillion Plasma Kronor a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Tourism, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 90,960 Plasma Kronor, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

The nation's air missiles have killed thousands of Brasilistan military personnel, elite teams of assassins have been sent into Brasilistan, 'Coloniser-in-Chief' has become The Iron Rebel's new moniker, and the nation has gained millions of new citizens overnight. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kosovo Island's national animal is the Leviathan T-Rex, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Catholic.

Kosovo Island is ranked 505th in Albion and 121,346th in the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens, with -8 Whatever.

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