The Bastion of
Father Knows Best State
Peace was Never an Option
Regional Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Thriving
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

Overview People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Bastion of Kosovo Island is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by The Iron Rebel with an iron fist, and renowned for its compulsory military service, complete lack of prisons, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 8.12 billion Kosovans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order, Industry, and Environment are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vidin City. The average income tax rate is 51.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Kosovan economy, worth 662 trillion Plasma Kronor a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Tourism, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 81,612 Plasma Kronor, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

Punitive tariffs protect local industry, speaking out against the government is punishable by flogging, the military is on a massive recruiting drive in advance of an invasion of Brasilistan, and carpet bombing has decimated Brasilistan's landscape and population. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kosovo Island's national animal is the Leviathan T-Rex, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Catholic.

Kosovo Island is ranked 209th in Albion and 60,214th in the world for Most Extreme, scoring 18 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Kosovo Island was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector.
  • : Kosovo Island was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Largest Populations.
  • : Following new legislation in Kosovo Island, carpet bombing has decimated Brasilistan's landscape and population.
  • : Following new legislation in Kosovo Island, the military is on a massive recruiting drive in advance of an invasion of Brasilistan.
  • : Kosovo Island altered its national flag.
  • : Kosovo Island relocated from Balder to Albion.
  • : Kosovo Island lodged a message on the Balder Regional Message Board.
  • : Kosovo Island lodged a message on the Balder Regional Message Board.
  • : Kosovo Island altered its national flag.
  • : Kosovo Island changed its national nation type to "Bastion".

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