The Zealous State of KonataLand is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Archbishop Thomas Cantor with an iron fist, and notable for its strictly enforced bedtime, ubiquitous missile silos, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 12.463 billion Konalanders are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order and Healthcare are also considered important, while Social Policy and Education receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Petra Alta. The average income tax rate is 56.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The all-consuming Konalandian economy, worth a remarkable 1,970 trillion Deku nuts a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Retail, and Gambling. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 158,101 Deku nuts, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.
Fancy dress parties are raided by military police for new recruits, organ donation is compulsory, the military has forsaken terrestrial warfare, and criminals are thrown to the Judens to repay their debt to society. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. KonataLand's national animal is the Juden, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Haruhiism.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : KonataLand was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Gambling Industry.
- : KonataLand's influence in Balder rose from "Newcomer" to "Nipper".
- : KonataLand's influence in Balder rose from "Hatchling" to "Newcomer".
- : KonataLand's influence in Balder rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
- : KonataLand was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Black Market, Most Advanced Defense Forces, and Highest Drug Use and the Top 5% for Most Devout and Largest Insurance Industry.
- : KonataLand's influence in Balder rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
- : KonataLand was refounded in Balder.
- : KonataLand ceased to exist.
- : KonataLand fell out of the regional Top 10% for Largest Soda Pop Sector.
- : KonataLand was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Authoritarian (last census: Top 5%).