Largest Black Market: 986th Most Advanced Defense Forces: 1,664th Highest Drug Use: 1,859th
The Zealous State of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Faith is Freedom
Regional Influence
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
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The Zealous State of KonataLand is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Archbishop Thomas Cantor with an iron fist, and notable for its strictly enforced bedtime, ubiquitous missile silos, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 12.463 billion Konalanders are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order and Healthcare are also considered important, while Social Policy and Education receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Petra Alta. The average income tax rate is 56.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Konalandian economy, worth a remarkable 1,970 trillion Deku nuts a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Retail, and Gambling. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 158,101 Deku nuts, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

Fancy dress parties are raided by military police for new recruits, organ donation is compulsory, the military has forsaken terrestrial warfare, and criminals are thrown to the Judens to repay their debt to society. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. KonataLand's national animal is the Juden, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Haruhiism.

KonataLand is ranked 23,751st in the world and 1,010th in Balder for Best Weather, with 130 Meters Of Sunlight.

Largest Black Market: 986thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,664thHighest Drug Use: 1,859thTop
Largest Mining Sector: 2,286thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,929thMost Corrupt Governments: 3,028thLargest Retail Industry: 3,290thMost Primitive: 3,468thHighest Economic Output: 3,940thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,849thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 5,235thMost Devout: 5,537thMost Conservative: 6,714thMost Ignorant Citizens: 7,601stLargest Populations: 7,787thHighest Average Incomes: 8,042ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 8,107thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 8,152ndHighest Poor Incomes: 8,803rdLargest Insurance Industry: 9,282ndTop
Largest Gambling Industry: 9,861stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 10,585thLowest Crime Rates: 12,200thMost Authoritarian: 13,759thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 13,851st
Largest Black Market: 41st in the regionTop
Highest Drug Use: 51st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 63rd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 99th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 120th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 147th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 151st in the regionMost Conservative: 153rd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 154th in the regionMost Primitive: 159th in the regionLargest Populations: 197th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 204th in the regionMost Devout: 228th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 228th in the regionTop
Most Ignorant Citizens: 289th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 301st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 325th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 336th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 340th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 348th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 353rd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 355th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 363rd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 418th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : KonataLand was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Gambling Industry.
  • : KonataLand's influence in Balder rose from "Newcomer" to "Nipper".
  • : KonataLand's influence in Balder rose from "Hatchling" to "Newcomer".
  • : KonataLand's influence in Balder rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
  • : KonataLand was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Black Market, Most Advanced Defense Forces, and Highest Drug Use and the Top 5% for Most Devout and Largest Insurance Industry.
  • : KonataLand's influence in Balder rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
  • : KonataLand was refounded in Balder.
  • : KonataLand ceased to exist.
  • : KonataLand fell out of the regional Top 10% for Largest Soda Pop Sector.
  • : KonataLand was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Authoritarian (last census: Top 5%).


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