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The Polish Parliament of KonataLand

“Nie Pozwalam!”

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
Economy:
All-Consuming
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: Balder

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The Polish Parliament of KonataLand is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Nagato Yuki with an iron fist, and notable for its complete lack of public education. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 5.658 billion, 5.606 billion of whom are zombies, Konalanders are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, moralistic government stops and the rest of society begins, but it is mainly concerned with Defence, although Law & Order and Healthcare are secondary priorities. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Eientei. The average income tax rate is 76%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Gambling industry, followed by Arms Manufacturing and Uranium Mining.

Military service is compulsory, the country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry, all citizens are solely referenced by their allocated identity number, and soldiers go to war dressed in cassocks and robes. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. KonataLand's national animal is the Lolcat, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is Haruhiism, and its currency is the Deku nut.

KonataLand is ranked 345th in Balder and 6,844th in the world for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring 10 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.

KonataLand is currently considering its options.

People: 52,280,829

Zombies: 5,606,135,738

Dead: 4,553,128,021

Survival Rate: 0.51%

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 9 days ago

  • 7 hours ago: KonataLand was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Largest Manufacturing Sector.
  • 4 days ago: KonataLand was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Largest Trout Fishing Sector.
  • 5 days ago: KonataLand was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Insurance Industry (last census: Top 5%).
  • 5 days ago: KonataLand was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Largest Insurance Industry.
  • 9 days ago: KonataLand was refounded in Balder.
  • 20 days ago: KonataLand ceased to exist.
  • 27 days ago: KonataLand fell out of the regional Top 10% for Most Corrupt Governments.
  • 28 days ago: KonataLand fell out of the world Top 10% for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • 32 days ago: KonataLand's influence in New Gensokyo rose from "Dealmaker" to "Enforcer".
  • 33 days ago: KonataLand fell out of the world Top 10% for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector.

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