Largest Black Market: 1,002nd Most Advanced Defense Forces: 1,699th Highest Drug Use: 1,969th
The Zealous State of
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Faith is Freedom
Regional Influence
Civil Rights
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The Zealous State of KonataLand is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Archbishop Thomas Cantor with an iron fist, and notable for its anti-smoking policies, parental licensing program, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 12.58 billion Konalanders are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Education aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Petra Alta. The average income tax rate is 56.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Konalandian economy, worth a remarkable 1,988 trillion Deku nuts a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Retail, and Gambling. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 158,101 Deku nuts, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

Fancy dress parties are raided by military police for new recruits, organ donation is compulsory, the military has forsaken terrestrial warfare, and criminals are thrown to the Judens to repay their debt to society. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. KonataLand's national animal is the Juden, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Haruhiism.

KonataLand is ranked 167,507th in the world and 4,165th in Balder for Longest Average Lifespans, with 44.71 Years.

Largest Black Market: 1,002ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,699thTop
Highest Drug Use: 1,969thLargest Mining Sector: 2,289thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,887thMost Corrupt Governments: 3,100thLargest Retail Industry: 3,436thMost Primitive: 3,470thHighest Economic Output: 3,951stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,989thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 5,379thMost Devout: 5,620thMost Conservative: 6,604thLargest Populations: 7,702ndMost Ignorant Citizens: 7,723rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 8,259thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 8,323rdHighest Average Incomes: 8,335thTop
Largest Insurance Industry: 9,291stHighest Poor Incomes: 9,352ndLargest Gambling Industry: 9,873rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 10,657thLowest Crime Rates: 12,533rdMost Authoritarian: 13,323rdHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 14,172nd
Largest Black Market: 46th in the regionTop
Highest Drug Use: 52nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 70th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 102nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 126th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 145th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 150th in the regionMost Primitive: 153rd in the regionMost Conservative: 153rd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 160th in the regionLargest Populations: 181st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 202nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 222nd in the regionMost Devout: 228th in the regionTop
Most Ignorant Citizens: 290th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 313th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 314th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 331st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 332nd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 336th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 339th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 345th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 359th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 420th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : KonataLand's influence in Balder rose from "Nipper" to "Minnow".
  • : KonataLand was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Gambling Industry.
  • : KonataLand's influence in Balder rose from "Newcomer" to "Nipper".
  • : KonataLand's influence in Balder rose from "Hatchling" to "Newcomer".
  • : KonataLand's influence in Balder rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
  • : KonataLand was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Black Market, Most Advanced Defense Forces, and Highest Drug Use and the Top 5% for Most Devout and Largest Insurance Industry.
  • : KonataLand's influence in Balder rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
  • : KonataLand was refounded in Balder.
  • : KonataLand ceased to exist.
  • : KonataLand fell out of the regional Top 10% for Largest Soda Pop Sector.


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