The Zealous State of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Faith is Freedom
Regional Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
All-Consuming
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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The Zealous State of KonataLand is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Archbishop Thomas Cantor with an iron fist, and renowned for its public floggings, unlimited-speed roads, and vat-grown people. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 10.651 billion Konalanders are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Education receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Petra Alta. The average income tax rate is 55.3%.

The all-consuming Konalandian economy, worth a remarkable 1,646 trillion Deku nuts a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Retail, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 154,554 Deku nuts, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

Fancy dress parties are raided by military police for new recruits, organ donation is compulsory, the military has forsaken terrestrial warfare, and criminals are thrown to the Judens to repay their debt to society. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force. KonataLand's national animal is the Juden, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Haruhiism.

KonataLand is ranked 3rd in Anime and 1,308th in the world for Highest Drug Use, scoring 500 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 12 hours ago

  • 11 hours ago: KonataLand was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Drug Use.
  • 11 hours ago: KonataLand was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Highest Drug Use.
  • 1 day 11 hours ago: KonataLand was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Devout (last census: Top 10%).
  • 3 days 10 hours ago: KonataLand was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Shortest Average Lifespan.
  • 3 days 12 hours ago: Following new legislation in KonataLand, criminals are thrown to the Judens to repay their debt to society.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in KonataLand, the military has forsaken terrestrial warfare.
  • 7 days ago: Following new legislation in KonataLand, organ donation is compulsory.
  • 7 days ago: Following new legislation in KonataLand, fancy dress parties are raided by military police for new recruits.
  • 7 days ago: KonataLand was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extreme.
  • 7 days ago: KonataLand was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Extreme.

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