The Darklands Memorial State of Kommandoria is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Royal Kyzar Leonardo de Vespucci XVI with an even hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, sprawling nuclear power plants, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 25.634 billion Kommandorians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Konigzspire. The average income tax rate is 58.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Kommandorian economy, worth a remarkable 4,247 trillion Balkenkreuz Tarvakts a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 165,713 Balkenkreuz Tarvakts, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Police officers have been re-kitted with designer uniforms and gold plated handcuffs, criminals are executed and their property seized, most of the military's funding goes into researching space-age weaponry, and motorists' locations are constantly tracked by intelligence and law enforcement agencies. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kommandoria's national animal is the Chamenguin, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.

Kommandoria is ranked 5,843^rd in the world and 346^th in Lazarus for Lowest Crime Rates, with 112.71 law-abiding acts per hour.