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The Richly Blended Peoples of Koffee

“Guns, Germs, Steel, and really smooth Mochas!”

Category: Compulsory Consumerist State
Civil Rights:
Very Good
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Rare

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: Wysteria

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The Richly Blended Peoples of Koffee is a gargantuan, economically powerful nation, ruled by Generalissimo Barista Espresso with an iron fist, and renowned for its unlimited-speed roads. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 26.06 billion Richly Blended Peopleses are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, corrupt, pro-business individuals juggles the competing demands of Commerce, Education, and Healthcare. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Full City. Income tax is unheard of. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Automobile Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Information Technology industries.

Mantis shrimp studies is academia's fastest growing field, urban high-volume mailers now receive their mail via chauffeur-driven limousines, pristine wilderness has been trashed in the quest for cheaper oil, and suppression of pro-democracy protests is a daily occurrence. Crime is totally unknown. Koffee's national animal is the Schrodingers Cat, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its currency is the Cuppa.

Koffee is ranked 160th in Wysteria and 120,478th in the world for Nicest Citizens, with -2,379 Smiles Per Hour (net).

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 1 day 17 hours ago

  • 1 day 8 hours ago: Following new legislation in Koffee, suppression of pro-democracy protests is a daily occurrence.
  • 1 day 8 hours ago: Following new legislation in Koffee, pristine wilderness has been trashed in the quest for cheaper oil.
  • 1 day 8 hours ago: Following new legislation in Koffee, urban high-volume mailers now receive their mail via chauffeur-driven limousines.
  • 1 day 8 hours ago: Following new legislation in Koffee, mantis shrimp studies is academia's fastest growing field.
  • 1 day 8 hours ago: Following new legislation in Koffee, children as young as six shock their parents by coming out of the closet.
  • 3 days 20 hours ago: Following new legislation in Koffee, rioting during the nation's hosting of ORDER caused one million Cuppas of property damage.
  • 3 days 20 hours ago: Following new legislation in Koffee, citizens living in underground cities have developed a healthy green glow.
  • 3 days 20 hours ago: Following new legislation in Koffee, airship use has soared while property values beneath their routes have plummeted.
  • 3 days 20 hours ago: Following new legislation in Koffee, the government is spending billions of taxpayer Cuppas to support the Automobile Manufacturing industry.
  • 3 days 20 hours ago: Following new legislation in Koffee, chess hooliganism is on the rise after the banning of organised sports.

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