Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 2nd Most Scientifically Advanced: 4th
The Richly Blended Peoples of
Capitalist Paradise
Guns, Germs, Steel, and really smooth Mochas!
Regional Influence
Apprentice
Region
Civil Rights
Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Average

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The Richly Blended Peoples of Koffee is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Generalissimo Barista Espresso with an even hand, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, digital currency, and vat-grown people. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 29.701 billion Richly Blended Peopleses are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Full City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Koffeean economy, worth an astonishing 25,677 trillion Cuppas a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Book Publishing. Average income is a breathtaking 864,529 Cuppas, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 5,597,132 per year while the poor average 53,525, a ratio of 104 to 1.

Koffee's children are widely acknowledged as the most foul-mouthed in the region, young girls and senior citizens alike can be spotted wearing colourful short shorts, citizens living in underground cities have developed a healthy green glow, and town nameplates frequently raise giggles from passing tourists. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, probably because of the absence of a police force. Koffee's national animal is the Schrodingers Cat, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Koffee is ranked 18,860th in the world and 39th in Wysteria for Most Developed, scoring 72.47 on the Human Development Index.

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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 1stHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 4thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 4thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4thRudest Citizens: 5thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 8thHighest Economic Output: 8thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 10thSmartest Citizens: 10thLargest Insurance Industry: 11thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 12thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 13thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 14thLargest Retail Industry: 14thMost Avoided: 14thHighest Average Incomes: 15thLargest Populations: 18thFattest Citizens: 19thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 20thLargest Mining Sector: 22ndLargest Gambling Industry: 24thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 27thMost Secular: 31stLargest Cheese Export Sector: 33rdMost Armed: 36thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 53rdMost Cultured: 58thHighest Crime Rates: 62ndLargest Publishing Industry: 71stLargest Information Technology Sector: 83rdLargest Agricultural Sector: 104thMost Stationary: 121stMost Corrupt Governments: 395thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,051stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,496thTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 1,983rdLargest Black Market: 2,561stMost Influential: 3,596thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 3,853rdMost Pro-Market: 5,336th
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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionTop
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Largest Insurance Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Stationary: 2nd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2nd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2nd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 3rd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 3rd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 4th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 4th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4th in the regionMost Secular: 4th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 5th in the regionMost Cultured: 5th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5th in the regionMost Armed: 5th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 5th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 5th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 6th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 6th in the regionTop
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Largest Black Market: 7th in the regionFattest Citizens: 8th in the regionMost Avoided: 9th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 9th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 11th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 12th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Koffee, town nameplates frequently raise giggles from passing tourists.
  • : Following new legislation in Koffee, citizens living in underground cities have developed a healthy green glow.
  • : Following new legislation in Koffee, young girls and senior citizens alike can be spotted wearing colourful short shorts.
  • : Following new legislation in Koffee, Koffee's children are widely acknowledged as the most foul-mouthed in the region.
  • : Following new legislation in Koffee, whales in captivity live in little more than glorified goldfish bowls.
  • : Following new legislation in Koffee, construction of the Really Big Hadron Collider is underway.
  • : Following new legislation in Koffee, the new "Bloodbath" orange tree autonomously seeks and destroys independent orchards.
  • : Following new legislation in Koffee, school uniforms are compulsory.
  • : Following new legislation in Koffee, employers may fire workers without giving any reason.
  • : Following new legislation in Koffee, freighter lifeboats have been replaced by state of the art marker buoys so divers can recover the cargo after they sink.

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