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The Richly Blended Peoples of Koffee

“Guns, Germs, Steel, and really smooth Mochas!”

Category: Capitalist Paradise
Civil Rights:
Very Good
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Few

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: Wysteria

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The Richly Blended Peoples of Koffee is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Generalissimo Barista Espresso with an iron fist, and remarkable for its sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 26.228 billion Richly Blended Peopleses are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, corrupt, pro-business individuals juggles the competing demands of Commerce, Education, and Healthcare. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Full City. Income tax is unheard of. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Automobile Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Information Technology industries.

Koffee-made cars tend to catch fire in people's driveways, mobile phone masts are being erected all over the country, the government is spending billions of taxpayer Cuppas to support the Automobile Manufacturing industry, and students cut up leftover Cuppas during Arts and Crafts. Crime is totally unknown. Koffee's national animal is the Schrodingers Cat, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its currency is the Cuppa.

Koffee is ranked 5th in Wysteria and 6th in the world for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 43 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 1 day 4 hours ago

  • 22 hours ago: Following new legislation in Koffee, students cut up leftover Cuppas during Arts and Crafts.
  • 22 hours ago: Following new legislation in Koffee, the government is spending billions of taxpayer Cuppas to support the Automobile Manufacturing industry.
  • 22 hours ago: Following new legislation in Koffee, mobile phone masts are being erected all over the country.
  • 3 days 10 hours ago: Following new legislation in Koffee, Koffee-made cars tend to catch fire in people's driveways.
  • 3 days 10 hours ago: Following new legislation in Koffee, the dead are minced up and sold to people in burger form.
  • 3 days 10 hours ago: Following new legislation in Koffee, the Hanging Gardens account for half of Full City's water use.
  • 3 days 10 hours ago: Following new legislation in Koffee, the nanny industry has had a boom after maternity leave was recently banned.
  • 3 days 10 hours ago: Following new legislation in Koffee, women earn less than half the salary of men if they can even find a job.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Koffee, Schrodingers Cat is one of the most popular forenames in Koffee.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Koffee, society and government have been organized according to a feudal hierarchy.

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