The Richly Blended Peoples of
Capitalist Paradise
Guns, Germs, Steel, and really smooth Mochas!
Regional Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Some

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The Richly Blended Peoples of Koffee is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Generalissimo Barista Espresso with an even hand, and renowned for its deadly medical pandemics, anti-smoking policies, and digital currency. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 27.764 billion Richly Blended Peopleses are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Education, with Welfare and Environment not funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Full City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Koffeean economy, worth an astonishing 23,001 trillion Cuppas a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Book Publishing. Average income is a breathtaking 828,475 Cuppas, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 5,278,573 per year while the poor average 53,582, a ratio of 98.5 to 1.

Artists are pillars of society, wealthy parents-to-be can select their perfect baby, citizens are frequently held up at gunpoint by their local pizza delivery boys, and citizens simply have to point a weapon at a government official to get what they want. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Koffee's national animal is the Schrodingers Cat, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Koffee is ranked 133rd in Wysteria and 130,180th in the world for Most Pacifist, scoring -8,928 on the Lennon-Springsteen Scale.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Koffee, citizens simply have to point a weapon at a government official to get what they want.
  • : Following new legislation in Koffee, citizens are frequently held up at gunpoint by their local pizza delivery boys.
  • : Following new legislation in Koffee, wealthy parents-to-be can select their perfect baby.
  • : Following new legislation in Koffee, artists are pillars of society.
  • : Following new legislation in Koffee, owning a tractor is widely regarded as an essential prerequisite to most government positions.
  • : Koffee was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Lowest Unemployment Rates (last census: Top 5%).
  • : Following new legislation in Koffee, the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit.
  • : Following new legislation in Koffee, airport security is provided by private companies.
  • : Following new legislation in Koffee, nude art is becoming wildly popular.
  • : Following new legislation in Koffee, the tenet of free speech is held dear.

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