The Richly Blended Peoples of
Compulsory Consumerist State
Guns, Germs, Steel, and really smooth Mochas!
Regional Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

Overview Factbook People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Richly Blended Peoples of Koffee is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Generalissimo Barista Espresso with an iron fist, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, smutty television, and vat-grown people. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 26.68 billion Richly Blended Peopleses are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Industry, with Education also on the agenda, while Welfare and Environment receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Full City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Koffeean economy, worth an astonishing 21,936 trillion Cuppas a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Book Publishing. Average income is a breathtaking 822,223 Cuppas, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 5,729,868 per year while the poor average 40,906, a ratio of 140 to 1.

Cities are engulfed by smog, the government is cracking down on subversive groups, the people are famous throughout the region for their bleached-white teeth, and murder victims' families receive windfall payouts when the murderers are executed. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Koffee's national animal is the Schrodingers Cat, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Koffee is ranked 163rd in Wysteria and 125,253rd in the world for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring -1,877 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 2 days 17 hours ago

  • 1 day 16 hours ago: Koffee was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Largest Manufacturing Sector (last census: Top 5%).
  • 2 days 16 hours ago: Following new legislation in Koffee, murder victims' families receive windfall payouts when the murderers are executed.
  • 2 days 16 hours ago: Following new legislation in Koffee, the people are famous throughout the region for their bleached-white teeth.
  • 2 days 16 hours ago: Following new legislation in Koffee, the government is cracking down on subversive groups.
  • 2 days 16 hours ago: Following new legislation in Koffee, cities are engulfed by smog.
  • 2 days 16 hours ago: Following new legislation in Koffee, homeowners are evicted to make way for new runways.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Koffee, corporations cut costs by taking away safety-features on their products.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Koffee, citizens living in underground cities have developed a healthy green glow.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Koffee, the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Koffee, pristine wilderness has been trashed in the quest for cheaper oil.

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