Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st Rudest Citizens: 2nd Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 2nd
The Richly Blended Peoples of
Capitalist Paradise
Guns, Germs, Steel, and really smooth Mochas!
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The Richly Blended Peoples of Koffee is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Generalissimo Barista Espresso with an even hand, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, free-roaming dinosaurs, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 29.549 billion Richly Blended Peopleses are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Full City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Koffeean economy, worth an astonishing 25,515 trillion Cuppas a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Book Publishing. Average income is a breathtaking 863,513 Cuppas, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 5,682,204 per year while the poor average 51,075, a ratio of 111 to 1.

Truth is often impossible to tell from fiction on the evening news, the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller, Koffee is notorious for its citizens' infidelity, and city sidewalks are crowded with overweight people. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Koffee's national animal is the Schrodingers Cat, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Koffee is ranked 13th in the world and 2nd in Wysteria for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 37,875.66 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.

Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 1stRudest Citizens: 2ndHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 4thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 4thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6thHighest Economic Output: 8thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 9thSmartest Citizens: 10thLargest Insurance Industry: 11thLargest Retail Industry: 12thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 12thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 13thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 13thMost Avoided: 13thHighest Average Incomes: 14thLargest Populations: 18thFattest Citizens: 19thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 19thLargest Mining Sector: 20thLargest Gambling Industry: 26thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 28thMost Secular: 30thMost Armed: 35thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 35thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 53rdMost Cultured: 58thMost Stationary: 59thHighest Crime Rates: 63rdLargest Publishing Industry: 71stLargest Information Technology Sector: 78thLargest Agricultural Sector: 104thMost Corrupt Governments: 426thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,044thTop
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,502ndMost Efficient Economies: 2,019thLargest Black Market: 2,545thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 3,245thMost Influential: 3,594thMost Pro-Market: 4,414th
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionTop
Largest Insurance Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2nd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2nd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 3rd in the regionMost Stationary: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 3rd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 3rd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3rd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 4th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 4th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 4th in the regionMost Secular: 4th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 5th in the regionMost Cultured: 5th in the regionMost Armed: 5th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 5th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 5th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 5th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 6th in the regionTop
Largest Black Market: 7th in the regionFattest Citizens: 8th in the regionMost Avoided: 9th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 10th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 12th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 12th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 12th in the region

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Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Koffee, city sidewalks are crowded with overweight people.
  • : Following new legislation in Koffee, Koffee is notorious for its citizens' infidelity.
  • : Following new legislation in Koffee, the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller.
  • : Following new legislation in Koffee, truth is often impossible to tell from fiction on the evening news.
  • : Following new legislation in Koffee, the people are famous throughout the region for their bleached-white teeth.
  • : Following new legislation in Koffee, marijuana is legal in the privacy of your own home.
  • : Following new legislation in Koffee, Koffee-made cars tend to catch fire in people's driveways.
  • : Following new legislation in Koffee, a large percentage of the poor live from cradle to grave in subterranean wage slavery.
  • : Following new legislation in Koffee, the government props up questionable pizza establishments in the name of health.
  • : Following new legislation in Koffee, several citizens have complained about scientists abducting their pets for experimentation.


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