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The Richly Blended Peoples of Koffee

“Guns, Germs, Steel, and really smooth Mochas!”

Category: Capitalist Paradise
Civil Rights:
Average
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Good

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: Wysteria

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The Richly Blended Peoples of Koffee is a gargantuan, economically powerful nation, ruled by Generalissimo Barista Espresso with an even hand, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 25.903 billion Richly Blended Peopleses are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, corrupt, pro-business individuals juggles the competing demands of Commerce, Education, and Healthcare. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Full City. Income tax is unheard of. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Automobile Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Information Technology industries.

There are no minimum wage laws, airport security is provided by private companies, the Schrodingers Cat is believed to be extinct, and it's a common sight to see angry commuters with grenade launchers mounted on their vehicles. Crime is totally unknown. Koffee's national animal is the Schrodingers Cat, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its currency is the Cuppa.

Koffee is ranked 97th in Wysteria and 61,836th in the world for Most Extensive Civil Rights, with 55 Martin Luther King, Jr. Units.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 1 day 11 hours ago

  • 1 day 2 hours ago: Following new legislation in Koffee, it's a common sight to see angry commuters with grenade launchers mounted on their vehicles.
  • 1 day 2 hours ago: Following new legislation in Koffee, the Schrodingers Cat is believed to be extinct.
  • 1 day 2 hours ago: Following new legislation in Koffee, airport security is provided by private companies.
  • 1 day 2 hours ago: Following new legislation in Koffee, there are no minimum wage laws.
  • 1 day 2 hours ago: Following new legislation in Koffee, scenic tours are unheard of after most environmental laws were abolished.
  • 2 days 14 hours ago: Koffee was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Lowest Overall Tax Burden (last census: Top 10%).
  • 3 days 14 hours ago: Koffee was ranked #1 in the region for Largest Populations (last census: Top 5%).
  • 3 days 14 hours ago: Following new legislation in Koffee, it is illegal for police officers to carry out searches due to strict privacy laws.
  • 3 days 14 hours ago: Following new legislation in Koffee, citizens must pay to enjoy Koffee's pristine beaches.
  • 3 days 14 hours ago: Following new legislation in Koffee, people reciting Shakespeare have become a common sight.

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