Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 3rd Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 4th
The Richly Blended Peoples of
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Guns, Germs, Steel, and really smooth Mochas!
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The Richly Blended Peoples of Koffee is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Generalissimo Barista Espresso with an even hand, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and vat-grown people. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 29.867 billion Richly Blended Peopleses are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Full City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Koffeean economy, worth an astonishing 25,825 trillion Cuppas a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Book Publishing. Average income is a breathtaking 864,679 Cuppas, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 5,227,144 per year while the poor average 64,050, a ratio of 81.6 to 1.

Maxtopian Grass flags adorn every college dorm room, citizens simply have to point a weapon at a government official to get what they want, same-sex marriages are increasingly common, and the nanny industry has had a boom after maternity leave was recently banned. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, probably because of the absence of a police force. Koffee's national animal is the Schrodingers Cat, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Koffee is ranked 20,903rd in the world and 41st in Wysteria for Highest Poor Incomes, with 64,050.34 Standard Monetary Units.

Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 1stHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3rdLowest Overall Tax Burden: 4thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4thMost Scientifically Advanced: 6thRudest Citizens: 8thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 9thHighest Economic Output: 9thLargest Insurance Industry: 10thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 10thSmartest Citizens: 10thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 12thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 13thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 14thLargest Retail Industry: 14thMost Avoided: 15thHighest Average Incomes: 16thFattest Citizens: 18thLargest Populations: 18thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 20thLargest Mining Sector: 22ndLargest Gambling Industry: 25thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 26thMost Secular: 34thMost Armed: 35thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 35thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 52ndMost Stationary: 57thMost Cultured: 61stHighest Crime Rates: 65thLargest Publishing Industry: 73rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 90thLargest Agricultural Sector: 107thMost Corrupt Governments: 416thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,053rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,514thTop
Most Efficient Economies: 1,990thLargest Black Market: 2,601stMost Influential: 3,588thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 5,104thMost Pro-Market: 7,020th
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionTop
Largest Insurance Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Stationary: 2nd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2nd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2nd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 3rd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 3rd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 4th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 4th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4th in the regionMost Secular: 4th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 5th in the regionMost Cultured: 5th in the regionMost Armed: 5th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 5th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 5th in the regionTop
Largest Gambling Industry: 6th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 6th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7th in the regionLargest Black Market: 7th in the regionFattest Citizens: 8th in the regionMost Avoided: 9th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Koffee, the nanny industry has had a boom after maternity leave was recently banned.
  • : Following new legislation in Koffee, same-sex marriages are increasingly common.
  • : Following new legislation in Koffee, citizens simply have to point a weapon at a government official to get what they want.
  • : Following new legislation in Koffee, Maxtopian Grass flags adorn every college dorm room.
  • : Following new legislation in Koffee, in its new More is More campaign the government advertises obese men and women posing coquettishly with baked goods to spare their blushes.
  • : Following new legislation in Koffee, the controversial show 'Who Wants to be an Immigrant?' has become wildly popular.
  • : Following new legislation in Koffee, students cut up leftover Cuppas during Arts and Crafts.
  • : Following new legislation in Koffee, one-stop superstores divide and conquer family businesses.
  • : Following new legislation in Koffee, town nameplates frequently raise giggles from passing tourists.
  • : Following new legislation in Koffee, citizens living in underground cities have developed a healthy green glow.


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