The Richly Blended Peoples of
Capitalist Paradise
Guns, Germs, Steel, and really smooth Mochas!
Regional Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Below Average

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The Richly Blended Peoples of Koffee is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Generalissimo Barista Espresso with an even hand, and renowned for its deadly medical pandemics, keen interest in outer space, and vat-grown people. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 27.177 billion Richly Blended Peopleses are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Industry, with Education also on the agenda, while Welfare and Environment aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Full City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Koffeean economy, worth an astonishing 22,536 trillion Cuppas a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Book Publishing. Average income is a breathtaking 829,241 Cuppas, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 4,741,561 per year while the poor average 70,134, a ratio of 67.6 to 1.

A large-scale revitalization of the education system is underway, rioting during the nation's hosting of ORDER caused one million Cuppas of property damage, it's a common sight to see angry commuters with grenade launchers mounted on their vehicles, and the state has declared war on the environment and environmentalists by association. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Koffee's national animal is the Schrodingers Cat, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Koffee is ranked 2nd in Wysteria and 6th in the world for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 24 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 1 day 8 hours ago

  • 22 hours ago: Following new legislation in Koffee, the state has declared war on the environment and environmentalists by association.
  • 22 hours ago: Following new legislation in Koffee, it's a common sight to see angry commuters with grenade launchers mounted on their vehicles.
  • 22 hours ago: Following new legislation in Koffee, rioting during the nation's hosting of ORDER caused one million Cuppas of property damage.
  • 22 hours ago: Following new legislation in Koffee, a large-scale revitalization of the education system is underway.
  • 22 hours ago: Following new legislation in Koffee, surrealist houses shaped like mushrooms and volcanoes dominate the wealthiest neighborhoods.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Koffee, Schrodingers Cat is one of the most popular forenames in Koffee.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Koffee, penurious citizens die from easily remedied ailments because they aren't 'taking enough initiative'.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Koffee, same-sex marriages are increasingly common.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Koffee, inter-species marriages are ignored by the government.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Koffee, 'A is for Annulment' is a popular children's song.

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