The Richly Blended Peoples of
Capitalist Paradise
Guns, Germs, Steel, and really smooth Mochas!
Regional Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Some

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The Richly Blended Peoples of Koffee is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Generalissimo Barista Espresso with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, public floggings, and flagrant waste-dumping. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 27.582 billion Richly Blended Peopleses are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Full City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Koffeean economy, worth an astonishing 22,785 trillion Cuppas a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Book Publishing. Average income is a breathtaking 826,088 Cuppas, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 5,756,807 per year while the poor average 41,098, a ratio of 140 to 1.

Charity no longer begins at home, prices fluctuate manically for no fathomable reason, concussed Schrodingers Catball players cannot remember their lineup position, and it is illegal for police officers to carry out searches due to strict privacy laws. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Koffee's national animal is the Schrodingers Cat, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Koffee is ranked 127th in Wysteria and 118,596th in the world for Lowest Crime Rates, scoring -365.45 on the Relative Freedom From Crime Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Koffee, it is illegal for police officers to carry out searches due to strict privacy laws.
  • : Following new legislation in Koffee, concussed Schrodingers Catball players cannot remember their lineup position.
  • : Following new legislation in Koffee, prices fluctuate manically for no fathomable reason.
  • : Following new legislation in Koffee, charity no longer begins at home.
  • : Following new legislation in Koffee, the booming slave trade is now government-funded.
  • : Following new legislation in Koffee, agricultural science is the most competitive subject at Koffee's universities.
  • : Following new legislation in Koffee, homeless people can be found sleeping on streets in front of unoccupied second homes.
  • : Following new legislation in Koffee, the government is a law unto itself.
  • : Following new legislation in Koffee, children are brainwashed at a young age to accept "Love and peace!" as a way of life.
  • : Following new legislation in Koffee, citizens are bombarded with advertising from their compulsory miniature radios.

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