Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 3rd Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4th
The Richly Blended Peoples of
Capitalist Paradise
Guns, Germs, Steel, and really smooth Mochas!
Regional Influence
Apprentice
Region
Civil Rights
Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Average

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The Richly Blended Peoples of Koffee is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Generalissimo Barista Espresso with an even hand, and remarkable for its enslaved workforce, daily referendums, and infamous sell-swords. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 30.088 billion Richly Blended Peopleses are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Full City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Koffeean economy, worth an astonishing 26,054 trillion Cuppas a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Book Publishing. Average income is a breathtaking 865,936 Cuppas, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 5,735,756 per year while the poor average 50,261, a ratio of 114 to 1.

The government is spending billions of taxpayer Cuppas to support "struggling" industries, farm turkeys are given high doses of antidepressants to take their minds off the holiday season, a National Academy regulates grammar and usage, and the nation's youth is held blameless for all crimes. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, probably because of the absence of a police force. Koffee's national animal is the Schrodingers Cat, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Koffee is ranked 2,640th in the world and 8th in Wysteria for Largest Black Market, with 260 trillion Standard Monetary Units.

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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 1stHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 4thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6thRudest Citizens: 6thMost Scientifically Advanced: 7thHighest Economic Output: 9thLargest Insurance Industry: 11thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 11thSmartest Citizens: 11thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 12thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 13thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 15thLargest Retail Industry: 15thMost Avoided: 15thHighest Average Incomes: 16thLargest Populations: 18thFattest Citizens: 20thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 21stLargest Mining Sector: 24thLargest Gambling Industry: 28thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 30thMost Secular: 35thMost Armed: 36thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 39thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 50thMost Stationary: 55thMost Cultured: 63rdHighest Crime Rates: 66thLargest Publishing Industry: 71stLargest Information Technology Sector: 102ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 105thMost Corrupt Governments: 421stMost Rebellious Youth: 984thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,434thTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 1,968thLargest Black Market: 2,640thMost Influential: 3,680thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 4,816thMost Pro-Market: 6,334th
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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionTop
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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 2nd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2nd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 2nd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2nd in the regionMost Stationary: 2nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 3rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 3rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 3rd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 4th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4th in the regionMost Secular: 4th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 4th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 5th in the regionMost Cultured: 5th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 5th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 5th in the regionMost Armed: 5th in the regionTop
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Largest Retail Industry: 6th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 6th in the regionFattest Citizens: 8th in the regionLargest Black Market: 8th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 9th in the regionMost Avoided: 9th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 11th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Koffee, the nation's youth is held blameless for all crimes.
  • : Following new legislation in Koffee, a National Academy regulates grammar and usage.
  • : Following new legislation in Koffee, farm turkeys are given high doses of antidepressants to take their minds off the holiday season.
  • : Following new legislation in Koffee, the government is spending billions of taxpayer Cuppas to support "struggling" industries.
  • : Following new legislation in Koffee, gossip magazines have been replaced by mask catalogs.
  • : Following new legislation in Koffee, the suicide rate mysteriously skyrockets during census years.
  • : Following new legislation in Koffee, mantis shrimp studies is academia's fastest growing field.
  • : Following new legislation in Koffee, failed genetic experiments wreak havoc as they roam the countryside.
  • : Following new legislation in Koffee, it is common to see Maxémon Trainer listed on Koffeean resumés.
  • : Following new legislation in Koffee, inheritance tax has recently been abolished.

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