Rudest Citizens: 1st Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 2nd
The Richly Blended Peoples of
Capitalist Paradise
Guns, Germs, Steel, and really smooth Mochas!
Regional Influence
Apprentice
Region
Civil Rights
Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Very Good

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The Richly Blended Peoples of Koffee is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Generalissimo Barista Espresso with an even hand, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, daily referendums, and vat-grown people. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 29.344 billion Richly Blended Peopleses are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Full City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Koffeean economy, worth an astonishing 25,302 trillion Cuppas a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Book Publishing. Average income is a breathtaking 862,268 Cuppas, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 5,424,995 per year while the poor average 57,675, a ratio of 94.1 to 1.

Sexually-starved male dinosaurs terrorise tourists during weekly breakouts from Mesozoic Park, roads are often attended by round-the-clock construction crews, a new generation of aquariumless hotels are being built under government supervision, and the Schrodingers Cat is believed to be extinct. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Koffee's national animal is the Schrodingers Cat, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Koffee is ranked 179,830th in the world and 132nd in Wysteria for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 5.83 on the Kitten Softness Rating.

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Rudest Citizens: 1stLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1stHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2ndLowest Overall Tax Burden: 3rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 4thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6thHighest Economic Output: 7thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 8thLargest Insurance Industry: 10thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 10thSmartest Citizens: 11thHighest Average Incomes: 12thLargest Retail Industry: 12thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 12thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 13thMost Avoided: 13thFattest Citizens: 17thLargest Populations: 17thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 18thLargest Mining Sector: 19thLargest Gambling Industry: 26thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 26thMost Secular: 26thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 33rdMost Armed: 35thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 47thMost Cultured: 57thMost Stationary: 59thHighest Crime Rates: 63rdLargest Publishing Industry: 73rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 77thLargest Agricultural Sector: 109thMost Corrupt Governments: 417thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,086thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,452ndTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 2,023rdLargest Black Market: 2,508thMost Influential: 3,530thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 3,892ndMost Pro-Market: 5,468thTop
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Highest Drug Use: 12,960thNudest: 15,763rd
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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionTop
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Largest Insurance Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2nd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2nd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 3rd in the regionMost Stationary: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 3rd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 3rd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 4th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 4th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 4th in the regionMost Secular: 4th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 5th in the regionMost Cultured: 5th in the regionMost Armed: 5th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 5th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 6th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 6th in the regionTop
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Fattest Citizens: 7th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 7th in the regionLargest Black Market: 7th in the regionMost Avoided: 9th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 12th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 12th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Koffee, the Schrodingers Cat is believed to be extinct.
  • : Following new legislation in Koffee, a new generation of aquariumless hotels are being built under government supervision.
  • : Following new legislation in Koffee, roads are often attended by round-the-clock construction crews.
  • : Following new legislation in Koffee, sexually-starved male dinosaurs terrorise tourists during weekly breakouts from Mesozoic Park.
  • : Following new legislation in Koffee, penurious citizens die from easily remedied ailments because they aren't 'taking enough initiative'.
  • : Following new legislation in Koffee, agricultural science is the most competitive subject at Koffee's universities.
  • : Following new legislation in Koffee, fur coats have become the latest fashion trend.
  • : Following new legislation in Koffee, the booming slave trade is now government-funded.
  • : Following new legislation in Koffee, anti-government political posters adorn every building like wallpaper.
  • : Following new legislation in Koffee, cheese has become the new icon of political dissent.

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