The Richly Blended Peoples of
Compulsory Consumerist State
Guns, Germs, Steel, and really smooth Mochas!
Regional Influence
Apprentice
Region
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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The Richly Blended Peoples of Koffee is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Generalissimo Barista Espresso with an iron fist, and renowned for its public floggings, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 28.71 billion Richly Blended Peopleses are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Education, with Welfare and Environment not funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Full City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Koffeean economy, worth an astonishing 24,164 trillion Cuppas a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Book Publishing. Average income is a breathtaking 841,666 Cuppas, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 5,072,749 per year while the poor average 62,810, a ratio of 80.8 to 1.

Immigrant herding has become a national pastime, reporters often lose their jobs over fact-checking errors, penurious citizens die from easily remedied ailments because they aren't 'taking enough initiative', and employers may fire workers without giving any reason. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Koffee's national animal is the Schrodingers Cat, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Koffee is ranked 57th in Wysteria and 91,854th in the world for Most Authoritarian, with 0.227 Stalins.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Koffee, employers may fire workers without giving any reason.
  • : Following new legislation in Koffee, penurious citizens die from easily remedied ailments because they aren't 'taking enough initiative'.
  • : Following new legislation in Koffee, reporters often lose their jobs over fact-checking errors.
  • : Following new legislation in Koffee, immigrant herding has become a national pastime.
  • : Following new legislation in Koffee, shanty towns are forming in the suburbs of major cities.
  • : Following new legislation in Koffee, concussed Schrodingers Catball players cannot remember their lineup position.
  • : Following new legislation in Koffee, the nation's official head of religious affairs is an atheist.
  • : Following new legislation in Koffee, electrocution deaths among computer technicians are at an all-time high.
  • : Following new legislation in Koffee, the government's official stance on religion is that it is so very silly.
  • : Following new legislation in Koffee, the adult unemployment rate nears 100% as all available jobs have been filled by young children.

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