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The Richly Blended Peoples of
Capitalist Paradise
Guns, Germs, Steel, and really smooth Mochas!
Regional Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Below Average

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The Richly Blended Peoples of Koffee is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Generalissimo Barista Espresso with an even hand, and remarkable for its unlimited-speed roads, digital currency, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 26.849 billion Richly Blended Peopleses are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Industry, with Education also on the agenda, while Welfare and Environment aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Full City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Koffeean economy, worth an astonishing 22,149 trillion Cuppas a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Book Publishing. Average income is a breathtaking 824,953 Cuppas, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 4,841,174 per year while the poor average 65,667, a ratio of 73.7 to 1.

Mantis shrimp studies is academia's fastest growing field, Pinkerton agents are called in to forcibly break up white collar strikes, graffiti graces every city's streets, and the "Underwear of Women in Power" issue of The Full City Times is sold out. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Koffee's national animal is the Schrodingers Cat, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Koffee is ranked 4th in Wysteria and 8th in the world for Largest Agricultural Sector, scoring 25 on the Mu-Bah-Daggs Productivity Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 1 day 9 hours ago

  • 1 day ago: Following new legislation in Koffee, the "Underwear of Women in Power" issue of The Full City Times is sold out.
  • 1 day ago: Following new legislation in Koffee, graffiti graces every city's streets.
  • 1 day ago: Following new legislation in Koffee, Pinkerton agents are called in to forcibly break up white collar strikes.
  • 1 day ago: Following new legislation in Koffee, mantis shrimp studies is academia's fastest growing field.
  • 1 day ago: Following new legislation in Koffee, morning coffees are no longer the same since the disappearance of newspapers.
  • 2 days ago: Koffee was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Popular Tourist Destinations.
  • 2 days ago: Koffee was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Most Popular Tourist Destinations.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Koffee, the national sporting identity is represented by a talking burger and a singing smartphone.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Koffee, drunk drivers are sent to rehabilitation paid for by the government.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Koffee, citizens are bombarded with advertising from their compulsory miniature radios.

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