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The Richly Blended Peoples of Koffee

“Guns, Germs, Steel, and really smooth Mochas!”

Category: Capitalist Paradise
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Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: Wysteria


The Richly Blended Peoples of Koffee is a gargantuan, economically powerful nation, ruled by Generalissimo Barista Espresso with an even hand, and notable for its unlimited-speed roads. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 25.939 billion Richly Blended Peopleses are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, corrupt, pro-business individuals juggles the competing demands of Commerce, Education, and Healthcare. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Full City. Income tax is unheard of. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Automobile Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Information Technology industries.

Inter-species marriages are ignored by the government, artists are pillars of society, elevator music has been replaced by thrash metal played at maximum volume, and citizens who become homeless are immediately executed. Crime is totally unknown. Koffee's national animal is the Schrodingers Cat, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its currency is the Cuppa.

Koffee is ranked 141st in Wysteria and 112,745th in the world for Most Dedicated Public Healthcare, scoring -75 on the Theresa-Nightingale Rating.

Koffee is currently researching a cure.

People: 25,939,133,813

Zombies: 0

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