Highest Wealthy Incomes: 1st Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 2nd Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 3rd
The Richly Blended Peoples of
Capitalist Paradise
Guns, Germs, Steel, and really smooth Mochas!
Regional Influence
Apprentice
Region
Civil Rights
Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Good

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The Richly Blended Peoples of Koffee is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Generalissimo Barista Espresso with an even hand, and notable for its daily referendums, irreverence towards religion, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 30.489 billion Richly Blended Peopleses are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Full City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Koffeean economy, worth an astonishing 26,417 trillion Cuppas a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Book Publishing. Average income is a breathtaking 866,458 Cuppas, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 6,300,662 per year while the poor average 37,359, a ratio of 168 to 1.

Insurance companies charge extortionate premiums to cover homes near waterways, private business has started paving paradises and putting up parking lots, truncheon-mounted cameras record the beating of criminals in dynamic HD detail, and children are seen fighting in the playground for bread scraps that fall out of diamond-encrusted lunchboxes.. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, probably because of the absence of a police force. Koffee's national animal is the Schrodingers Cat, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Koffee is ranked 180,293rd in the world and 122nd in Wysteria for Highest Average Tax Rates, with -52.91 Effective Tax Rate.

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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 1stLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2ndHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3rdLowest Overall Tax Burden: 4thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4thRudest Citizens: 6thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 9thHighest Economic Output: 9thMost Scientifically Advanced: 9thSmartest Citizens: 10thLargest Insurance Industry: 12thMost Avoided: 14thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 14thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 15thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 15thHighest Average Incomes: 16thLargest Retail Industry: 18thLargest Populations: 18thFattest Citizens: 21stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 24thLargest Gambling Industry: 26thLargest Mining Sector: 27thMost Armed: 33rdLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 35thMost Secular: 39thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 44thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 48thMost Stationary: 54thHighest Crime Rates: 62ndLargest Publishing Industry: 67thMost Cultured: 70thLargest Agricultural Sector: 100thLargest Information Technology Sector: 106thMost Corrupt Governments: 415thMost Rebellious Youth: 974thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,398thTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 1,968thLargest Black Market: 2,692ndMost Influential: 3,773rdGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 4,393rdMost Pro-Market: 5,471st
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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionTop
5%
Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 2nd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2nd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Stationary: 2nd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2nd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 3rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 3rd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 4th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 4th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 4th in the regionMost Secular: 4th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 4th in the regionMost Armed: 5th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 5th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 6th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 6th in the regionMost Cultured: 6th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 6th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 6th in the regionTop
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Most Avoided: 8th in the regionFattest Citizens: 8th in the regionLargest Black Market: 9th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 11th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 12th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Koffee, children are seen fighting in the playground for bread scraps that fall out of diamond-encrusted lunchboxes.
  • : Following new legislation in Koffee, truncheon-mounted cameras record the beating of criminals in dynamic HD detail.
  • : Following new legislation in Koffee, private business has started paving paradises and putting up parking lots.
  • : Following new legislation in Koffee, insurance companies charge extortionate premiums to cover homes near waterways.
  • : Following new legislation in Koffee, oil rigs in winter are heated by contained oil slick fires.
  • : Following new legislation in Koffee, the government is a law unto itself.
  • : Following new legislation in Koffee, cities are engulfed by smog.
  • : Koffee was ravaged by a Zombie Horde from The Zombie Apocalypse Horror of World War Z, infecting 1 million survivors.
  • : Koffee was ravaged by a Zombie Horde from The Zombie Apocalypse Horror of World War Z, infecting 1 million survivors.
  • : Koffee was ravaged by a Zombie Horde from The Zombie Apocalypse Horror of World War Z, infecting 1 million survivors.

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