Spotlight on:

National Flag

The Richly Blended Peoples of Koffee

“Guns, Germs, Steel, and really smooth Mochas!”

Category: Capitalist Paradise
Civil Rights:
Very Good
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Good

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: Wysteria

OverviewFactbookPeopleGovernmentEconomyTrendAnalysis

The Richly Blended Peoples of Koffee is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Generalissimo Barista Espresso with an even hand, and remarkable for its unlimited-speed roads. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 25.88 billion Richly Blended Peopleses are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, corrupt, pro-business individuals juggles the competing demands of Commerce, Education, and Healthcare. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Full City. Income tax is unheard of. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Automobile Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Information Technology industries.

The streets are increasingly clogged with poverty-stricken beggars, the "Underwear of Women in Power" issue of The Full City Times is sold out, lending firms are subject to strict government regulations, and construction of the Really Big Hadron Collider is underway. Crime is totally unknown. Koffee's national animal is the Schrodingers Cat, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its currency is the Cuppa.

Koffee is ranked 3rd in Wysteria and 3rd in the world for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 2,251 on the Gilded Widget Scale.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 1 day 21 hours ago

  • 1 day 12 hours ago: Following new legislation in Koffee, construction of the Really Big Hadron Collider is underway.
  • 1 day 12 hours ago: Following new legislation in Koffee, lending firms are subject to strict government regulations.
  • 1 day 12 hours ago: Following new legislation in Koffee, the "Underwear of Women in Power" issue of The Full City Times is sold out.
  • 1 day 12 hours ago: Following new legislation in Koffee, the streets are increasingly clogged with poverty-stricken beggars.
  • 1 day 12 hours ago: Following new legislation in Koffee, one-stop superstores divide and conquer family businesses.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Koffee, penurious citizens die from easily remedied ailments because they aren't 'taking enough initiative'.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Koffee, the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Koffee, 'Mountain Doobie' is widely regarded as the nation's favourite drink.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Koffee, terrified neighbors cower behind concertina wire and machine gun nests.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Koffee, suppression of pro-democracy protests is a daily occurrence.

More...

View Forum posts

by Max Barry

Latest Forum Topics