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The Multifunctional Nomadics of Koekeloerders

“Kijkt ende ziet.”

Category: Liberal Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Excellent
Economy:
Imploded
Political Freedoms:
World Benchmark

Regional Influence: Auxiliary

Location: Africa

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The Multifunctional Nomadics of Koekeloerders is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Everyone with a fair hand, and notable for its devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, intelligent population of 12.531 billion Koekeloerdersians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, the Environment, and Social Equality. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Zaventem. The average income tax rate is 97%. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

Convicted felons are forced into slavery for their crimes, government-run screening operations remove embryos with severe genetic disorders, Koekeloerders is notorious for its citizens' infidelity, and the nation refuses to discard its increasingly useless penny. Crime is well under control. Koekeloerders's national animal is the kip, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, its national religion is a major religion, and its currency is the eieren.

Koekeloerders is ranked 4th in Africa and 8,290th in the world for Most Rebellious Youth, scoring 15 on the Stark-Dean Displacement Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 4 hours ago

  • 1 day 17 hours ago: Following new legislation in Koekeloerders, the nation refuses to discard its increasingly useless penny.
  • 1 day 17 hours ago: Following new legislation in Koekeloerders, Koekeloerders is notorious for its citizens' infidelity.
  • 3 days 17 hours ago: Following new legislation in Koekeloerders, government-run screening operations remove embryos with severe genetic disorders.
  • 3 days 17 hours ago: Following new legislation in Koekeloerders, convicted felons are forced into slavery for their crimes.
  • 17 days ago: Koekeloerders was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Welfare Programs (last census: Top 1%).
  • 19 days ago: Koekeloerders was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Politically Free.
  • 25 days ago: Koekeloerders was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Godforsaken.
  • 32 days ago: Koekeloerders was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Rebellious Youth.
  • 43 days ago: Koekeloerders was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Highest Police Ratios.
  • 53 days ago: Koekeloerders was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Populations (last census: Top 10%).

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