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The Multifunctional Nomadics of Koekeloerders

“Kijkt ende ziet.”

Category: Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Good
Economy:
Imploded
Political Freedoms:
Very Good

Regional Influence: Auxiliary

Location: Africa

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The Multifunctional Nomadics of Koekeloerders is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Everyone with an even hand, and notable for its devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, intelligent population of 12.137 billion, 10.291 billion of whom are zombies, Koekeloerdersians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of the Environment, Education, and Social Equality. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Zaventem. The average income tax rate is 97%. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

An increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents, refugees from other nations are flocking to Koekeloerders's border, hunters have been known to lose limbs while attempting to 'play tag' with their prey, and the fire protection service is wholly government-funded. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is moderate, and the police force struggles against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Koekeloerders's national animal is the kip, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, its national religion is a major religion, and its currency is the eieren.

Koekeloerders is ranked 53rd in Africa and 113,519th in the world for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring -21 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.

Koekeloerders is currently considering its options.

People: 1,846,170,588

Zombies: 10,290,902,965

Dead: 987,165,755

Survival Rate: 14.07%

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 11 hours ago

  • 2 hours ago: Following new legislation in Koekeloerders, the fire protection service is wholly government-funded.
  • 2 hours ago: Following new legislation in Koekeloerders, hunters have been known to lose limbs while attempting to 'play tag' with their prey.
  • 2 days 2 hours ago: Following new legislation in Koekeloerders, refugees from other nations are flocking to Koekeloerders's border.
  • 2 days 2 hours ago: Following new legislation in Koekeloerders, an increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Koekeloerders, the government is giving peace a chance.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Koekeloerders, children are brainwashed at a young age to accept "Love and peace!" as a way of life.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Koekeloerders, noises louder than a whisper have been prohibited by law.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Koekeloerders, the government has cut its subsidies for all special interest groups.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Koekeloerders, all forms of advertising are banned.
  • 8 days ago: Following new legislation in Koekeloerders, the government keeps introducing new foreign species to combat the previous ones it has introduced.

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