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The Multifunctional Nomadics of Koekeloerders

“Kijkt ende ziet.”

Category: Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Very Good
Economy:
Imploded
Political Freedoms:
Good

Regional Influence: Auxiliary

Location: Africa

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The Multifunctional Nomadics of Koekeloerders is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Everyone with an even hand, and remarkable for its strong anti-business policies. The compassionate population of 13.061 billion Koekeloerdersians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of the Environment, Education, and Social Equality. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Zaventem. The average income tax rate is 98%. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

Postmen have been arrested in job lots for selling junk mail as home insulation, parents live in fear of governmental 'child protection' squads, the national guard is mobilized whenever a mother gets separated from her child at the mall, and many junior high school teachers minor in midwifery. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is moderate, and the police force struggles against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Koekeloerders's national animal is the kip, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, its national religion is a major religion, and its currency is the eieren.

Koekeloerders is ranked 48th in Africa and 110,500th in the world for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -11 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 1 day 9 hours ago

  • 1 day ago: Following new legislation in Koekeloerders, many junior high school teachers minor in midwifery.
  • 1 day ago: Following new legislation in Koekeloerders, the national guard is mobilized whenever a mother gets separated from her child at the mall.
  • 1 day ago: Following new legislation in Koekeloerders, parents live in fear of governmental 'child protection' squads.
  • 1 day ago: Following new legislation in Koekeloerders, postmen have been arrested in job lots for selling junk mail as home insulation.
  • 3 days ago: Following new legislation in Koekeloerders, cremation is compulsory for the deceased.
  • 3 days ago: Following new legislation in Koekeloerders, the mining industry has taken a hit from tighter environmental regulations.
  • 3 days ago: Following new legislation in Koekeloerders, the number of students attending university has reached a record high.
  • 3 days ago: Following new legislation in Koekeloerders, the words 'private' and 'enterprise' must never appear in the same sentence.
  • 3 days 22 hours ago: Koekeloerders fell out of the world Top 10% for Most Politically Free.
  • 3 days 23 hours ago: Koekeloerders fell out of the regional Top 10% for Most Politically Free.

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