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The Multifunctional Nomadics of Koekeloerders

“Kijkt ende ziet.”

Category: Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Good
Economy:
Imploded
Political Freedoms:
Excellent

Regional Influence: Auxiliary

Location: Africa

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The Multifunctional Nomadics of Koekeloerders is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Everyone with an even hand, and renowned for its devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, intelligent population of 13.083 billion Koekeloerdersians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of the Environment, Education, and Social Equality. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Zaventem. The average income tax rate is 98%. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

Politicians are often found scavenging bins at night to supplement their income, tax evaders are regularly visited by agents of the Koekeloerders Blood Tithe, anti-government political posters adorn every building like wallpaper, and the government keeps introducing new foreign species to combat the previous ones it has introduced. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is moderate, and the police force struggles against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Koekeloerders's national animal is the kip, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, its national religion is a major religion, and its currency is the eieren.

Koekeloerders is ranked 9th in Africa and 8,905th in the world for Best Weather, with 118 Metres of Sunlight Above Expected.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 1 day 14 hours ago

  • 1 day 6 hours ago: Following new legislation in Koekeloerders, the government keeps introducing new foreign species to combat the previous ones it has introduced.
  • 1 day 6 hours ago: Following new legislation in Koekeloerders, anti-government political posters adorn every building like wallpaper.
  • 2 days 4 hours ago: Koekeloerders was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Populations (last census: Top 10%).
  • 3 days 6 hours ago: Following new legislation in Koekeloerders, tax evaders are regularly visited by agents of the Koekeloerders Blood Tithe.
  • 3 days 6 hours ago: Following new legislation in Koekeloerders, politicians are often found scavenging bins at night to supplement their income.
  • 3 days 6 hours ago: Following new legislation in Koekeloerders, prime real estate is devoted to wind farms and solar energy generators.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Koekeloerders, many junior high school teachers minor in midwifery.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Koekeloerders, the national guard is mobilized whenever a mother gets separated from her child at the mall.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Koekeloerders, parents live in fear of governmental 'child protection' squads.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Koekeloerders, postmen have been arrested in job lots for selling junk mail as home insulation.

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