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The Multifunctional Nomadics of Koekeloerders

“Kijkt ende ziet.”

Category: Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Very Good
Economy:
Struggling
Political Freedoms:
Very Good

Regional Influence: Auxiliary

Location: Africa

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The Multifunctional Nomadics of Koekeloerders is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Everyone with an even hand, and renowned for its devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, intelligent population of 13.406 billion Koekeloerdersians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, the Environment, and Social Equality. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Zaventem. The average income tax rate is 97%. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

Citizens are allowed to rise or fall based on their own merits, violently opinionated speakers can be heard preaching their hateful views on every street corner, bizarre-looking creatures called 'kipdogs' dominate wildlife preserves, and Koekeloerders has been recently classified as an international menace after 'liberating' several nearby territories. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is a major problem, probably because of the country's utter lack of prisons. Koekeloerders's national animal is the kip, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, its national religion is a major religion, and its currency is the eieren.

Koekeloerders is ranked 66th in Africa and 117,983rd in the world for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -12 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 1 day 8 hours ago

  • 10 days ago: Koekeloerders fell out of the regional Top 10% for Most Godforsaken.
  • 16 days ago: Koekeloerders's influence in Africa fell from "Negotiator" to "Auxiliary".
  • 24 days ago: Following new legislation in Koekeloerders, Koekeloerders has been recently classified as an international menace after 'liberating' several nearby territories.
  • 25 days ago: Koekeloerders's influence in Africa rose from "Auxiliary" to "Negotiator".
  • 26 days ago: Koekeloerders was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Least Corrupt Governments.
  • 26 days ago: Koekeloerders's influence in Africa fell from "Negotiator" to "Auxiliary".
  • 26 days ago: Following new legislation in Koekeloerders, bizarre-looking creatures called 'kipdogs' dominate wildlife preserves.
  • 28 days ago: Koekeloerders was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Nicest Citizens (last census: Top 10%).
  • 28 days ago: Following new legislation in Koekeloerders, violently opinionated speakers can be heard preaching their hateful views on every street corner.
  • 30 days ago: Following new legislation in Koekeloerders, citizens are allowed to rise or fall based on their own merits.

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