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The Multifunctional Nomadics of Koekeloerders

“Kijkt ende ziet.”

Category: Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Very Good
Economy:
Struggling
Political Freedoms:
Very Good

Regional Influence: Auxiliary

Location: Africa

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The Multifunctional Nomadics of Koekeloerders is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Everyone with an even hand, and notable for its punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 13.647 billion Koekeloerdersians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Social Policy. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Zaventem. The average income tax rate is 99.8%.

The large but stagnant Koekeloerdersian economy, worth 473 trillion eierens a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Book Publishing industry. Average income is 34,727 eierens, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.

Citizens are allowed to rise or fall based on their own merits, violently opinionated speakers can be heard preaching their hateful views on every street corner, bizarre-looking creatures called 'kipdogs' dominate wildlife preserves, and Koekeloerders has been recently classified as an international menace after 'liberating' several nearby territories. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Koekeloerders's national animal is the kip, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is a major religion.

Koekeloerders is ranked 23rd in Africa and 62,407th in the world for Most Authoritarian, with 0.256 Stalins.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 15 hours ago

  • 2 days 4 hours ago: Koekeloerders was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Beautiful Environments (last census: Top 5%).
  • 8 days ago: Koekeloerders was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Highest Drug Use.
  • 21 days ago: Koekeloerders was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Popular Tourist Destinations (last census: Top 5%).
  • 31 days ago: Koekeloerders was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Drug Use.
  • 38 days ago: Koekeloerders was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Public Transport Department (last census: Top 1%).
  • 50 days ago: Koekeloerders fell out of the regional Top 10% for Most Godforsaken.
  • 56 days ago: Koekeloerders's influence in Africa fell from "Negotiator" to "Auxiliary".
  • 64 days ago: Following new legislation in Koekeloerders, Koekeloerders has been recently classified as an international menace after 'liberating' several nearby territories.
  • 64 days ago: Koekeloerders's influence in Africa rose from "Auxiliary" to "Negotiator".
  • 66 days ago: Koekeloerders was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Least Corrupt Governments.

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