Nudest: 643rd Highest Average Tax Rates: 1,686th Largest Governments: 2,535th
The Multifunctional Nomadics of
Democratic Socialists
Kijkt ende ziet.
Regional Influence
Diplomat
Region
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Fair
Political Freedom
Very Good

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The Multifunctional Nomadics of Koekeloerders is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Everyone with an even hand, and remarkable for its state-planned economy, frequent executions, and enforced nudity. The compassionate population of 17.623 billion Koekeloerdersians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Social Policy. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Zaventem. The average income tax rate is 98.6%.

The enormous but underdeveloped Koekeloerdersian economy, worth a remarkable 1,202 trillion eierens a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Book Publishing industry. Average income is 68,215 eierens, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.

Nude art is becoming wildly popular, crime is on the rise as DNA sampling has been all but outlawed, a vast monorail network carries people all over the country, and the public health bureaucracy is wrapped in miles of red tape. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Koekeloerders's national animal is the kip, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is a major religion.

Koekeloerders is ranked 170,087th in the world and 69th in Africa for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 25.09 on the Bus Surprisal Index.

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Nudest: 643rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,686thTop
5%
Largest Governments: 2,535thMost Pacifist: 2,651stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,210thSafest: 3,517thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,666thLargest Populations: 4,687thMost Compassionate Citizens: 4,767thNicest Citizens: 5,400thMost Beautiful Environments: 6,216thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6,714thLargest Welfare Programs: 7,053rdMost Rebellious Youth: 7,230thMost Influential: 8,241stHighest Economic Output: 8,823rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 8,982ndTop
10%
Least Corrupt Governments: 9,843rdLongest Average Lifespans: 10,050thSmartest Citizens: 10,110thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 12,159thLowest Crime Rates: 12,265thMost Advanced Public Education: 12,332ndMost Inclusive: 12,512thHighest Drug Use: 12,639thMost Cultured: 13,293rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 14,868thMost Cheerful Citizens: 15,884th
Top
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Nudest: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 3rd in the regionTop
10%
Most Pacifist: 4th in the regionLargest Governments: 4th in the regionSafest: 5th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 5th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 5th in the regionLargest Populations: 6th in the regionMost Influential: 6th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 7th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 7th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Koekeloerders was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Public Transport.
  • : Koekeloerders was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
  • : Koekeloerders was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
  • : Koekeloerders was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Public Transport.
  • : Koekeloerders was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Least Corrupt Governments.
  • : Koekeloerders was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Average Tax Rates and the Top 5% for Most Influential and Highest Economic Output.
  • : Koekeloerders was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Influential.
  • : Koekeloerders's influence in Africa rose from "Envoy" to "Diplomat".
  • : Koekeloerders was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Average Tax Rates, the Top 5% for Largest Welfare Programs, and the Top 10% for Most Extensive Public Healthcare.
  • : Koekeloerders's influence in Africa fell from "Diplomat" to "Envoy".

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