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The Multifunctional Nomadics of Koekeloerders

“Kijkt ende ziet.”

Category: Liberal Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Very Good
Economy:
Imploded
Political Freedoms:
World Benchmark

Regional Influence: Auxiliary

Location: Africa

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The Multifunctional Nomadics of Koekeloerders is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Everyone with a fair hand, and renowned for its hatred of cheese. The compassionate, intelligent population of 12.865 billion Koekeloerdersians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of the Environment, Education, and Social Equality. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Zaventem. The average income tax rate is 97%. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

The nation refuses to discard its increasingly useless penny, divorce lawyers are found begging on the streets, the new Refuse Hills housing development is under construction, and wind farms are erected on shuttered oil platforms. Crime is well under control. Koekeloerders's national animal is the kip, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, its national religion is a major religion, and its currency is the eieren.

Koekeloerders is ranked 41st in Africa and 93,688th in the world for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides, scoring 41 on the Inverse Marx-Engels Emancipation Scale.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 20 hours ago

  • 12 days ago: Following new legislation in Koekeloerders, wind farms are erected on shuttered oil platforms.
  • 17 days ago: Koekeloerders fell out of the world Top 10% for Highest Police Ratios.
  • 17 days ago: Koekeloerders fell out of the regional Top 10% for Highest Police Ratios.
  • 18 days ago: Following new legislation in Koekeloerders, the new Refuse Hills housing development is under construction.
  • 34 days ago: Koekeloerders was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Smartest Citizens.
  • 37 days ago: Koekeloerders was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Populations (last census: Top 5%).
  • 52 days ago: Koekeloerders was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Happiest Citizens.
  • 55 days ago: Koekeloerders was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans (last census: Top 5%).
  • 55 days ago: Koekeloerders fell out of the regional Top 10% for Longest Average Lifespans.
  • 56 days ago: Following new legislation in Koekeloerders, divorce lawyers are found begging on the streets.

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