The Multifunctional Nomadics of
Democratic Socialists
Kijkt ende ziet.
Regional Influence
Civil Rights
Very Good
Basket Case
Political Freedom
Very Good

Overview People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Multifunctional Nomadics of Koekeloerders is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Everyone with an even hand, and remarkable for its irreverence towards religion, enforced nudity, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate population of 15.781 billion Koekeloerdersians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Social Policy. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Zaventem. The average income tax rate is 99.8%.

The large but stagnant Koekeloerdersian economy, worth 358 trillion eierens a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Book Publishing industry. Average income is 22,734 eierens, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.

Nude art is becoming wildly popular, crime is on the rise as DNA sampling has been all but outlawed, a vast monorail network carries people all over the country, and the public health bureaucracy is wrapped in miles of red tape. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Koekeloerders's national animal is the kip, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is a major religion.

Koekeloerders is ranked 1st in Africa and 1,408th in the world for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 212 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Koekeloerders fell out of the regional Top 10% for Longest Average Lifespans.
  • : Koekeloerders was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Highest Police Ratios.
  • : Koekeloerders's influence in Africa rose from "Minnow" to "Diplomat".
  • : Koekeloerders relocated from Lazarus to Africa.
  • : Koekeloerders was refounded in Lazarus.
  • : Koekeloerders ceased to exist.
  • : Koekeloerders was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Happiest Citizens.
  • : Koekeloerders was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Pacifist (last census: Top 5%).
  • : Koekeloerders was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Devout.
  • : Koekeloerders was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Influential (last census: Top 10%).


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