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The Multifunctional Nomadics of Koekeloerders

“Kijkt ende ziet.”

Category: Liberal Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Very Good
Economy:
Imploded
Political Freedoms:
World Benchmark

Regional Influence: Auxiliary

Location: Africa

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The Multifunctional Nomadics of Koekeloerders is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Everyone with a fair hand, and remarkable for its happy-go-lucky citizens. The compassionate, intelligent population of 12.713 billion Koekeloerdersians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, the Environment, and Social Equality. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Zaventem. The average income tax rate is 97%. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

Government-run screening operations remove embryos with severe genetic disorders, Koekeloerders is notorious for its citizens' infidelity, the nation refuses to discard its increasingly useless penny, and divorce lawyers are found begging on the streets. Crime is well under control. Koekeloerders's national animal is the kip, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, its national religion is a major religion, and its currency is the eieren.

Koekeloerders is ranked 2nd in Africa and 3,194th in the world for Most Beautiful Environments, with 1,005 Pounds of Wildlife less Pounds of Concrete per square mile.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 1 day 14 hours ago

  • 9 days ago: Koekeloerders was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Smartest Citizens.
  • 12 days ago: Koekeloerders was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Populations (last census: Top 5%).
  • 27 days ago: Koekeloerders was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Happiest Citizens.
  • 30 days ago: Koekeloerders was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans (last census: Top 5%).
  • 30 days ago: Koekeloerders fell out of the regional Top 10% for Longest Average Lifespans.
  • 31 days ago: Following new legislation in Koekeloerders, divorce lawyers are found begging on the streets.
  • 33 days ago: Following new legislation in Koekeloerders, the nation refuses to discard its increasingly useless penny.
  • 33 days ago: Following new legislation in Koekeloerders, Koekeloerders is notorious for its citizens' infidelity.
  • 35 days ago: Following new legislation in Koekeloerders, government-run screening operations remove embryos with severe genetic disorders.
  • 35 days ago: Following new legislation in Koekeloerders, convicted felons are forced into slavery for their crimes.

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