The Multifunctional Nomadics of
Democratic Socialists
Kijkt ende ziet.
Regional Influence
Auxiliary
Region
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Basket Case
Political Freedom
Very Good

Overview People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Multifunctional Nomadics of Koekeloerders is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Everyone with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, hatred of cheese, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 14.147 billion Koekeloerdersians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Social Policy. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Zaventem. The average income tax rate is 99.8%.

The large but stagnant Koekeloerdersian economy, worth 321 trillion eierens a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Book Publishing industry. Average income is 22,734 eierens, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.

Nude art is becoming wildly popular, crime is on the rise as DNA sampling has been all but outlawed, a vast monorail network carries people all over the country, and the public health bureaucracy is wrapped in miles of red tape. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Koekeloerders's national animal is the kip, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is a major religion.

Koekeloerders is ranked 13th in Africa and 15,605th in the world for Healthiest Citizens, with 9 Standard Bananas Ingested per capita per day.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 1 day 3 hours ago

  • 5 days ago: Koekeloerders was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans (last census: Top 10%).
  • 10 days ago: Following new legislation in Koekeloerders, the public health bureaucracy is wrapped in miles of red tape.
  • 10 days ago: Following new legislation in Koekeloerders, a vast monorail network carries people all over the country.
  • 12 days ago: Following new legislation in Koekeloerders, crime is on the rise as DNA sampling has been all but outlawed.
  • 12 days ago: Following new legislation in Koekeloerders, nude art is becoming wildly popular.
  • 13 days ago: Following new legislation in Koekeloerders, the government tries to improve relations with hostile countries by sending gift baskets.
  • 13 days ago: Following new legislation in Koekeloerders, the government is spending billions of eierens on helping citizens find spiritual enlightenment.
  • 15 days ago: Following new legislation in Koekeloerders, the nation's official head of religious affairs is an atheist.
  • 16 days ago: Koekeloerders fell out of the world Top 10% for Best Weather.
  • 17 days ago: Koekeloerders was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Welfare Programs (last census: Top 5%).

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