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The Multifunctional Nomadics of Koekeloerders

“Kijkt ende ziet.”

Category: Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Very Good
Economy:
Struggling
Political Freedoms:
Very Good

Regional Influence: Negotiator

Location: Africa

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The Multifunctional Nomadics of Koekeloerders is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Everyone with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls. The compassionate, intelligent population of 13.26 billion Koekeloerdersians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, the Environment, and Social Equality. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Zaventem. The average income tax rate is 97%. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

Leather-clad individuals can be seen walking their slaves in public parks, citizens are allowed to rise or fall based on their own merits, violently opinionated speakers can be heard preaching their hateful views on every street corner, and bizarre-looking creatures called 'kipdogs' dominate wildlife preserves. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is a major problem, probably because of the country's utter lack of prisons. Koekeloerders's national animal is the kip, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, its national religion is a major religion, and its currency is the eieren.

Koekeloerders is ranked 14th in Africa and 21,942nd in the world for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 127 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 8 hours ago

  • 10 hours ago: Koekeloerders's influence in Africa rose from "Auxiliary" to "Negotiator".
  • 1 day 21 hours ago: Koekeloerders was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Least Corrupt Governments.
  • 1 day 22 hours ago: Koekeloerders's influence in Africa fell from "Negotiator" to "Auxiliary".
  • 1 day 22 hours ago: Following new legislation in Koekeloerders, bizarre-looking creatures called 'kipdogs' dominate wildlife preserves.
  • 3 days 21 hours ago: Koekeloerders was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Nicest Citizens (last census: Top 10%).
  • 3 days 22 hours ago: Following new legislation in Koekeloerders, violently opinionated speakers can be heard preaching their hateful views on every street corner.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Koekeloerders, citizens are allowed to rise or fall based on their own merits.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Koekeloerders, leather-clad individuals can be seen walking their slaves in public parks.
  • 7 days ago: Following new legislation in Koekeloerders, military barracks resemble five-star hotels.
  • 7 days ago: Following new legislation in Koekeloerders, stray cats threaten the fledgling avian-based internet.

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