The Dutch Democratic Republic of
Anarchy
Libertate Unanimus
Regional Influence
Power
Civil Rights
World Benchmark
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

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The Dutch Democratic Republic of Knootoss is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Jan Willem Daatman with a fair hand, and notable for its unlimited-speed roads, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 25.085 billion Knootians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Education, although Defense and Industry are also considered important, while Environment and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hartstad. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Knootian economy, worth an astonishing 10,908 trillion Atlantic Ducats a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Soda Sales, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 434,846 Atlantic Ducats, with the richest citizens earning 6.0 times as much as the poorest.

Billions are being spent on a new island airport, prison visits increase substantially during election years, millions of Atlantic Ducats have been thrown into a project to find the cure for Mad Guinea pig Disease, and euthanasia is legal. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Knootoss's national animal is the guinea pig, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Knootoss is ranked 15th in Western Atlantic and 126,181st in the world for Stupidest Citizens, scoring -42 on the Average Edu-UNtellignce® Test Score.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 13 hours ago

  • 14 hours ago: Following new legislation in Knootoss, euthanasia is legal.
  • 1 day 1 hour ago: Following new legislation in Knootoss, millions of Atlantic Ducats have been thrown into a project to find the cure for Mad Guinea pig Disease.
  • 1 day 1 hour ago: Following new legislation in Knootoss, prison visits increase substantially during election years.
  • 1 day 1 hour ago: Following new legislation in Knootoss, billions are being spent on a new island airport.
  • 1 day 1 hour ago: Following new legislation in Knootoss, recruitment posters proclaim the army to be both fabulous and fashionable.
  • 1 day 2 hours ago: Knootoss voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Liberate Democratia"".
  • 1 day 2 hours ago: Knootoss voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Wartime Looting and Pillage".
  • 9 days ago: Following new legislation in Knootoss, the nation has always been at war with Bigtopia.
  • 9 days ago: Following new legislation in Knootoss, the government subsidizes everything from particle physics to fabric softeners.
  • 9 days ago: Following new legislation in Knootoss, cyber-crime and tin-foil hat sales are both increasing at record rates.

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