Population | 11.236 billion |
Capital | Knoglegard |
Leader | Kalsamnalemo |
Faith | primitive pantheist animism |
Currency | pebble |
Animal | Honey Mastodon |
The Neandethal People of Knoglegard is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Kalsamnalemo with an iron fist, and remarkable for its state-planned economy, complete lack of prisons, and irreverence towards religion. The cynical population of 11.236 billion Neanderthals are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.
The medium-sized, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Welfare, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Knoglegard. The average income tax rate is 33.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The large but underdeveloped Pre-historic economy, worth 394 trillion pebbles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 35,083 pebbles, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Knoglegard has designated Knoglegard as its capital city, Kalsamnalemo has just been declared ruler of Knoglegard in an international press conference, and primitive pantheist animism has been named as Knoglegard's national religion. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Knoglegard's national animal is the Honey Mastodon and its national religion is primitive pantheist animism.
Knoglegard is ranked 244,296th in the world and 93rd in Wide Enness Ocean for Most Stationary, with 20.35725780468 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Knoglegard's influence in Wide Enness Ocean rose from "Squire" to "Apprentice".
- : Knoglegard's influence in Wide Enness Ocean rose from "Page" to "Squire".
- : Knoglegard's influence in Wide Enness Ocean rose from "Shoeshiner" to "Page".
- : Knoglegard's influence in Wide Enness Ocean rose from "Zero" to "Shoeshiner".
- : Knoglegard relocated from Osiris to Wide Enness Ocean.
- : Knoglegard altered its national flag.
- : Knoglegard changed its national animal to "Honey Mastodon".
- : Knoglegard altered its national flag.
- : Knoglegard was refounded in Osiris.
- : Knoglegard ceased to exist in Enness borealis.