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The Haven of Knockoutsloth

“Live Slow, Die Whenever”

Category: Capitalist Paradise
Civil Rights:
Excellent
Economy:
Thriving
Political Freedoms:
Good

Regional Influence: Envoy

Location: The Rolpian League

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The Haven of Knockoutsloth is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Joe Slothster with an even hand, and renowned for its punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 4.781 billion Slothians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Defence, Law & Order, and Education. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Slothak. The average income tax rate is 74%. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Information Technology industry.

Noises louder than a whisper have been prohibited by law, prosecutors routinely call transplant doctors as 'expert witnesses' in burglary cases, bus ads propagandize causes ranging from sexual revolution to religious pogroms, and every street in the nation contains at least three law firms. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Knockoutsloth's national animal is the Sloth, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, its national religion is Buddhism, and its currency is the Slowcoin.

Knockoutsloth is ranked 28th in The Rolpian League and 106,450th in the world for Best Weather, with -128 Metres of Sunlight Above Expected.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 6 days ago

  • 1 day 11 hours ago: Knockoutsloth's influence in The Rolpian League rose from "Duckspeaker" to "Envoy".
  • 3 days 10 hours ago: Knockoutsloth was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector.
  • 5 days ago: Knockoutsloth's influence in The Rolpian League rose from "Handshaker" to "Duckspeaker".
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Knockoutsloth, every street in the nation contains at least three law firms.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Knockoutsloth, bus ads propagandize causes ranging from sexual revolution to religious pogroms.
  • 7 days ago: Following new legislation in Knockoutsloth, prosecutors routinely call transplant doctors as 'expert witnesses' in burglary cases.
  • 7 days ago: Following new legislation in Knockoutsloth, noises louder than a whisper have been prohibited by law.
  • 7 days ago: Following new legislation in Knockoutsloth, citizens receive notices of disenfranchisement along with their parking tickets.
  • 7 days ago: Following new legislation in Knockoutsloth, citizens select which government department gets their income tax Slowcoins each year.
  • 8 days ago: Knockoutsloth was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector.

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