The Haven of
Left-Leaning College State
Live Slow, Die Whenever
Joe Slothster
Regional Influence
Eminence Grise
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Powerhouse
Political Freedom
Excellent

Overview People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Haven of Knockoutsloth is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Joe Slothster with a fair hand, and renowned for its zero percent divorce rate, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless, devout population of 5.864 billion Slothians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Slothak. The average income tax rate is 6.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Slothian economy, worth a remarkable 1,068 trillion Slowcoins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Trout Farming. Average income is an impressive 182,284 Slowcoins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

The government has enacted freedom of information, elections have become procedural nightmares due to voters persistently rejecting candidates, litter collection has replaced fast food as the most popular after-school job, and prime real estate is devoted to wind farms and solar energy generators. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Knockoutsloth's national animal is the Sloth, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Buddhism.

Knockoutsloth is ranked 3rd in The Rolpian League and 2,225th in the world for Most Popular Tourist Destinations, with 112.32 Net Tourists per hour.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 3 days 18 hours ago

  • 20 hours ago: Knockoutsloth was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Popular Tourist Destinations.
  • 2 days 20 hours ago: Knockoutsloth was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Largest Soda Pop Sector.
  • 3 days 10 hours ago: Following new legislation in Knockoutsloth, prime real estate is devoted to wind farms and solar energy generators.
  • 3 days 20 hours ago: Knockoutsloth was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Largest Information Technology Sector (last census: Top 10%).
  • 4 days ago: Knockoutsloth was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Lowest Unemployment Rates (last census: Top 10%).
  • 4 days ago: Knockoutsloth was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Lowest Unemployment Rates.
  • 6 days ago: Knockoutsloth was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Largest Retail Industry.
  • 7 days ago: Following new legislation in Knockoutsloth, litter collection has replaced fast food as the most popular after-school job.
  • 7 days ago: Following new legislation in Knockoutsloth, elections have become procedural nightmares due to voters persistently rejecting candidates.
  • 9 days ago: Knockoutsloth was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Largest Mining Sector.

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