The Haven of
Left-Leaning College State
Live Slow, Die Whenever
Joe Slothster
Regional Influence
Minnow
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Powerhouse
Political Freedom
Excellent

Overview People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Haven of Knockoutsloth is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Joe Slothster with a fair hand, and renowned for its unlimited-speed roads, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and digital currency. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless, devout population of 6.302 billion Slothians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Slothak. The average income tax rate is 7.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Slothian economy, worth a remarkable 1,146 trillion Slowcoins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Trout Farming. Average income is an impressive 181,947 Slowcoins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Every street in the nation contains at least three law firms, the navy is chrome-plating its battleships to prevent rust, children's toy tractors have been seized as state property, and small businesses are gobbled up almost daily by corporate giants. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Knockoutsloth's national animal is the Sloth, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Buddhism.

Knockoutsloth is ranked 2nd in The Rolpian League and 30,434th in the world for Most Politically Free, scoring 72 on the Diebold Election Inking Scale.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Knockoutsloth, small businesses are gobbled up almost daily by corporate giants.
  • : Following new legislation in Knockoutsloth, children's toy tractors have been seized as state property.
  • : Following new legislation in Knockoutsloth, the navy is chrome-plating its battleships to prevent rust.
  • : Knockoutsloth altered its national flag.
  • : Knockoutsloth relocated from Osiris to The Rolpian League.
  • : Knockoutsloth was refounded in Osiris.
  • : Knockoutsloth ceased to exist.
  • : Knockoutsloth was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Trout Fishing Sector (last census: Top 5%).
  • : Knockoutsloth was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Largest Trout Fishing Sector (last census: Top 10%).
  • : Knockoutsloth's influence in The Rolpian League fell from "Enforcer" to "Dealmaker".

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