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The Haven of Knockoutsloth

“Live Slow, Die Whenever”

Category: Capitalist Paradise
Civil Rights:
Excellent
Economy:
Powerhouse
Political Freedoms:
Good

Regional Influence: Truckler

Location: The Rolpian League

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The Haven of Knockoutsloth is a massive, economically powerful nation, ruled by Joe Slothster with an even hand, and notable for its anti-smoking policies. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 4.7 billion Slothians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Defence, Law & Order, and Education. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Slothak. The average income tax rate is 75%. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Information Technology industry.

Cremation is compulsory for the deceased, urban high-volume mailers now receive their mail via chauffeur-driven limousines, rioting during the nation's hosting of ORDER caused one million Slowcoins of property damage, and it is mandatory to learn evolution in schools. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Knockoutsloth's national animal is the Sloth, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities, its national religion is Buddhism, and its currency is the Slowcoin.

Knockoutsloth is ranked 6th in The Rolpian League and 33,971st in the world for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides, scoring 118 on the Inverse Marx-Engels Emancipation Scale.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 20 hours ago

  • 8 hours ago: Following new legislation in Knockoutsloth, it is mandatory to learn evolution in schools.
  • 8 hours ago: Following new legislation in Knockoutsloth, rioting during the nation's hosting of ORDER caused one million Slowcoins of property damage.
  • 8 hours ago: Following new legislation in Knockoutsloth, urban high-volume mailers now receive their mail via chauffeur-driven limousines.
  • 19 hours ago: Knockoutsloth voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Liberate Liberal Haven"".
  • 19 hours ago: Knockoutsloth voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Debris Prevention".
  • 3 days 8 hours ago: Knockoutsloth was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Largest Agricultural Sector.
  • 5 days ago: Knockoutsloth was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Fattest Citizens.
  • 7 days ago: Following new legislation in Knockoutsloth, cremation is compulsory for the deceased.
  • 7 days ago: Following new legislation in Knockoutsloth, unstable couples are known to break up over which one gets parental leave.
  • 8 days ago: Following new legislation in Knockoutsloth, birth rates have hit an all-time low.

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