The Haven of
Left-Leaning College State
Live Slow, Die Whenever
Joe Slothster
Regional Influence
Eminence Grise
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Powerhouse
Political Freedom
Excellent

Overview People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Haven of Knockoutsloth is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Joe Slothster with a fair hand, and renowned for its frequent executions, anti-smoking policies, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless, devout population of 5.969 billion Slothians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Slothak. The average income tax rate is 6.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Slothian economy, worth a remarkable 1,088 trillion Slowcoins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Trout Farming. Average income is an impressive 182,360 Slowcoins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

Litter collection has replaced fast food as the most popular after-school job, prime real estate is devoted to wind farms and solar energy generators, the government spends more on chasing distant comets than on basic infrastructure, and Sloth is one of the most popular forenames in Knockoutsloth. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Knockoutsloth's national animal is the Sloth, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Buddhism.

Knockoutsloth is ranked 2nd in The Rolpian League and 5,923rd in the world for Largest Retail Industry, scoring 5 on the Shrinkwrap Consignment Productivity Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 1 day 20 hours ago

  • 22 hours ago: Knockoutsloth was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Largest Retail Industry (last census: Top 5%).
  • 2 days 12 hours ago: Following new legislation in Knockoutsloth, Sloth is one of the most popular forenames in Knockoutsloth.
  • 2 days 12 hours ago: Following new legislation in Knockoutsloth, the government spends more on chasing distant comets than on basic infrastructure.
  • 8 days ago: Knockoutsloth was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Rudest Citizens (last census: Top 10%).
  • 8 days ago: Knockoutsloth was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Rudest Citizens (last census: Top 10%).
  • 10 days ago: Knockoutsloth was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Fattest Citizens (last census: Top 5%).
  • 10 days ago: Knockoutsloth was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Fattest Citizens.
  • 12 days ago: Knockoutsloth was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Cultured.
  • 16 days ago: Knockoutsloth was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Agricultural Sector.
  • 17 days ago: Knockoutsloth was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Popular Tourist Destinations.

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