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The Haven of Knockoutsloth

“Live Slow, Die Whenever”

Category: Left-Leaning College State
Civil Rights:
Superb
Economy:
Thriving
Political Freedoms:
Very Good

Regional Influence: Auxiliary

Location: The Rolpian League

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The Haven of Knockoutsloth is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Joe Slothster with an even hand, and remarkable for its punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, intelligent population of 4.963 billion Slothians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Defence, Law & Order, and Education. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Slothak. The average income tax rate is 73%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Information Technology industry, followed by Arms Manufacturing and Gambling.

Men avoid even so much as looking at female colleagues, sociologists can charge whatever fee they like as the nation tries to find itself, tax evaders are regularly visited by agents of the Knockoutsloth Blood Tithe, and all footpaths have tollbooths. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Knockoutsloth's national animal is the Sloth, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is Buddhism, and its currency is the Slowcoin.

Knockoutsloth is ranked 14th in The Rolpian League and 43,755th in the world for Most Dedicated Public Healthcare, scoring 24 on the Theresa-Nightingale Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 7 hours ago

  • 23 hours ago: Following new legislation in Knockoutsloth, all footpaths have tollbooths.
  • 1 day 4 hours ago: Knockoutsloth voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Liberate The International Communist Union"".
  • 1 day 23 hours ago: Following new legislation in Knockoutsloth, tax evaders are regularly visited by agents of the Knockoutsloth Blood Tithe.
  • 1 day 23 hours ago: Following new legislation in Knockoutsloth, sociologists can charge whatever fee they like as the nation tries to find itself.
  • 3 days 10 hours ago: Knockoutsloth was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Largest Trout Fishing Sector (last census: Top 5%).
  • 3 days 23 hours ago: Following new legislation in Knockoutsloth, men avoid even so much as looking at female colleagues.
  • 4 days ago: Knockoutsloth was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Largest Insurance Industry.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Knockoutsloth, Sloth is one of the most popular forenames in Knockoutsloth.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Knockoutsloth, citizens are allowed to rise or fall based on their own merits.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Knockoutsloth, the government is spending millions on renovating the public transportation system.

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