The Haven of
Left-Leaning College State
Live Slow, Die Whenever
Joe Slothster
Regional Influence
Enforcer
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Powerhouse
Political Freedom
Excellent

Overview People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Haven of Knockoutsloth is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Joe Slothster with a fair hand, and renowned for its public floggings, rampant corporate plagiarism, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless, devout population of 6.212 billion Slothians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Slothak. The average income tax rate is 7.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Slothian economy, worth a remarkable 1,127 trillion Slowcoins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Trout Farming. Average income is an impressive 181,569 Slowcoins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

Space shuttles regularly launch rubbish into space, businesses have become paranoid as waves of lawsuits sweep the nation, the military is slashing spending on conventional arms and diverting it to spending on prosthetic arms, and every street in the nation contains at least three law firms. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Knockoutsloth's national animal is the Sloth, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Buddhism.

Knockoutsloth is ranked 3rd in The Rolpian League and 10,695th in the world for Lowest Overall Tax Burden, scoring 3 on the Hayek Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 14 days ago

  • 1 day 20 hours ago: Knockoutsloth was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector (last census: Top 10%).
  • 2 days 20 hours ago: Knockoutsloth fell out of the regional Top 10% for Fattest Citizens.
  • 12 days ago: Knockoutsloth fell out of the world Top 10% for Most Armed.
  • 12 days ago: Knockoutsloth fell out of the regional Top 10% for Most Armed.
  • 14 days ago: Following new legislation in Knockoutsloth, every street in the nation contains at least three law firms.
  • 18 days ago: Knockoutsloth was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Lowest Overall Tax Burden.
  • 23 days ago: Knockoutsloth's influence in The Rolpian League fell from "Eminence Grise" to "Enforcer".
  • 27 days ago: Knockoutsloth was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Largest Insurance Industry (last census: Top 10%).
  • 35 days ago: Knockoutsloth was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector.
  • 35 days ago: Following new legislation in Knockoutsloth, the military is slashing spending on conventional arms and diverting it to spending on prosthetic arms.

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