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The Haven of Knockoutsloth

“Live Slow, Die Whenever”

Category: Left-Leaning College State
Civil Rights:
Superb
Economy:
Powerhouse
Political Freedoms:
Good

Regional Influence: Ambassador

Location: The Rolpian League

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The Haven of Knockoutsloth is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Joe Slothster with an even hand, and notable for its punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 4.906 billion Slothians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, liberal government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Defence, Law & Order, and Education. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Slothak. The average income tax rate is 74%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Information Technology industry, followed by Arms Manufacturing and Gambling.

Tourists need only sign on the dotted line to become citizens, the KBI Channel Tunnel project is plagued by delays, the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit, and the police have been swamped with requests to stay up past bedtime. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Knockoutsloth's national animal is the Sloth, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is Buddhism, and its currency is the Slowcoin.

Knockoutsloth is ranked 3rd in The Rolpian League and 5,028th in the world for Highest Drug Use, scoring 115 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 23 minutes ago

  • 9 hours ago: Following new legislation in Knockoutsloth, the police have been swamped with requests to stay up past bedtime.
  • 20 hours ago: Knockoutsloth was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Drug Use (last census: Top 10%).
  • 20 hours ago: Following new legislation in Knockoutsloth, the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit.
  • 20 hours ago: Following new legislation in Knockoutsloth, the KBI Channel Tunnel project is plagued by delays.
  • 2 days 20 hours ago: Knockoutsloth was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Largest Gambling Industry.
  • 2 days 20 hours ago: Following new legislation in Knockoutsloth, tourists need only sign on the dotted line to become citizens.
  • 2 days 20 hours ago: Following new legislation in Knockoutsloth, the lowest age at which one can marry has been recently lowered to 12.
  • 3 days 8 hours ago: Knockoutsloth voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Condemn Vandoosa".
  • 3 days 19 hours ago: Knockoutsloth fell out of the world Top 10% for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • 3 days 20 hours ago: Knockoutsloth's influence in The Rolpian League rose from "Diplomat" to "Ambassador".

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