The Haven of
Left-Leaning College State
Live Slow, Die Whenever
Joe Slothster
Regional Influence
Powerbroker
Founder
Region
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
All-Consuming
Political Freedom
Excellent

Overview People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Haven of Knockoutsloth is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Joe Slothster with an even hand, and remarkable for its zero percent divorce rate, anti-smoking policies, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless, devout population of 6.793 billion Slothians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Slothak. The average income tax rate is 36.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Slothian economy, worth a remarkable 1,282 trillion Slowcoins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 188,767 Slowcoins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

The nation's gigantic air force is both respected and feared, artists are pillars of society, the military recognizes no difference between male and female soldiers, and Slothak's iconic yellow taxis are nowhere to be seen. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Knockoutsloth's national animal is the Sloth, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Buddhism.

Knockoutsloth is ranked 1st in Slothlandia and 22,192nd in the world for Longest Average Lifespans, scoring 21 on the Enoch Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Knockoutsloth, Slothak's iconic yellow taxis are nowhere to be seen.
  • : Following new legislation in Knockoutsloth, the military recognizes no difference between male and female soldiers.
  • : Following new legislation in Knockoutsloth, artists are pillars of society.
  • : Following new legislation in Knockoutsloth, the nation's gigantic air force is both respected and feared.
  • : Following new legislation in Knockoutsloth, bored politicians often entertain themselves with games of Simon during important votes.
  • : Knockoutsloth was reclassified from "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy" to "Left-Leaning College State".
  • : Following new legislation in Knockoutsloth, murderers frequently escape punishment by claiming they were protecting their honour.
  • : Following new legislation in Knockoutsloth, notable individuals are granted land and titles.
  • : Knockoutsloth's influence in Slothlandia fell from "Power" to "Powerbroker".
  • : Following new legislation in Knockoutsloth, Information Technology facilities are being turned into Sloth habitats.

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