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The Haven of Knockoutsloth

“Live Slow, Die Whenever”

Category: Capitalist Paradise
Civil Rights:
Excellent
Economy:
Powerhouse
Political Freedoms:
Average

Regional Influence: Vassal

Location: The Rolpian League

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The Haven of Knockoutsloth is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Joe Slothster with an even hand, and notable for its unlimited-speed roads. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 4.606 billion Slothians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, pro-business government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Defence, Law & Order, and Education. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Slothak. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 77%. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Information Technology industry.

Commercial jingles have been ham-handedly forced into world renowned symphonies, all major public areas are watched by police surveillance cameras, one-stop superstores divide and conquer family businesses, and surrealist houses shaped like mushrooms and volcanoes dominate the wealthiest neighborhoods. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Knockoutsloth's national animal is the Sloth, its national religion is Buddhism, and its currency is the Slowcoin.

Knockoutsloth is ranked 6th in The Rolpian League and 17,350th in the world for Safest, scoring 226 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 11 hours ago

  • 9 hours ago: Following new legislation in Knockoutsloth, surrealist houses shaped like mushrooms and volcanoes dominate the wealthiest neighborhoods.
  • 21 hours ago: Following new legislation in Knockoutsloth, one-stop superstores divide and conquer family businesses.
  • 1 day 9 hours ago: Knockoutsloth was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Rudest Citizens.
  • 1 day 9 hours ago: Knockoutsloth's influence in The Rolpian League rose from "Minnow" to "Vassal".
  • 1 day 9 hours ago: Knockoutsloth was reclassified from "Capitalizt" to "Capitalist Paradise".
  • 1 day 9 hours ago: Following new legislation in Knockoutsloth, all major public areas are watched by police surveillance cameras.
  • 1 day 12 hours ago: Knockoutsloth endorsed The Serene Republic of Seherron.
  • 1 day 12 hours ago: Knockoutsloth voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Liberate Panem"".
  • 1 day 12 hours ago: Knockoutsloth was admitted to the World Assembly.
  • 2 days 8 hours ago: Knockoutsloth was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Police Ratios (last census: Top 5%).

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