Most World Assembly Endorsements: 3,317th Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,909th Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,420th
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The Kingdom of Knights Almeria is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by presidente Don Gines HZ with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, keen interest in outer space, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, devout population of 12.763 billion Knights Almerians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Alcazaba de Almerķa. The average income tax rate is 77.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Knights Almerian economy, worth a remarkable 1,234 trillion Pesetas a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is 96,710 Pesetas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Homeless people can be found sleeping on streets in front of unoccupied second homes, the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit, any citizen who cries is immediately assigned a psychiatrist, and volunteers are signing up to take arms against an incursion of flesh-eating zombies (Knights Almeria has found 1 easter egg). Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Knights Almeria's national animal is the Scorpio, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Knights Almeria is ranked 181,509th in the world and 4,915th in Lazarus for Most Ignorant Citizens, with 0.99 Missed References Per Hour.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 3,317thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,909thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,420thLargest Publishing Industry: 4,687thBest Weather: 4,868thLargest Welfare Programs: 5,832ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7,134thHealthiest Citizens: 7,346thMost Advanced Public Education: 7,407thMost Influential: 7,415thLargest Populations: 7,512thHighest Economic Output: 7,554thMost Devout: 7,937thMost Rebellious Youth: 8,482ndMost Beautiful Environments: 8,591stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8,700thLongest Average Lifespans: 8,765thLowest Crime Rates: 9,482ndTop
Smartest Citizens: 10,336thLargest Information Technology Sector: 10,635thMost Cheerful Citizens: 11,567thMost Scientifically Advanced: 12,136thMost Cultured: 12,944thSafest: 13,232ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 13,682ndMost Developed: 14,005thMost Pacifist: 14,619thNicest Citizens: 15,436thMost Average: 15,464thMost Compassionate Citizens: 18,287th
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 125th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 208th in the regionMost Influential: 210th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 226th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 228th in the regionBest Weather: 234th in the regionLargest Populations: 268th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 270th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 320th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 330th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 334th in the regionMost Devout: 366th in the regionMost Average: 377th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 380th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 382nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 401st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 422nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 429th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 430th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 463rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 476th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 511th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 518th in the region

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