Most World Assembly Endorsements: 3,015th Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,045th Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,323rd
The Kingdom of
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The Kingdom of Knights Almeria is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by presidente Don Gines HZ with an even hand, and notable for its smutty television, keen interest in outer space, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, devout population of 13.137 billion Knights Almerians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Alcazaba de Almerķa. The average income tax rate is 77.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Knights Almerian economy, worth a remarkable 1,266 trillion Pesetas a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is 96,393 Pesetas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Homeless people can be found sleeping on streets in front of unoccupied second homes, the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit, any citizen who cries is immediately assigned a psychiatrist, and volunteers are signing up to take arms against an incursion of flesh-eating zombies (Knights Almeria has found 1 easter egg). Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Knights Almeria's national animal is the Scorpio, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Knights Almeria is ranked 10,830th in the world and 463rd in Lazarus for Smartest Citizens, with 75.03 Quips Per Hour.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 3,015thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,045thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,323rdBest Weather: 5,006thLargest Publishing Industry: 5,008thMost Influential: 5,451stLargest Welfare Programs: 6,369thLargest Populations: 7,365thTop
Highest Economic Output: 7,670thHealthiest Citizens: 7,888thMost Advanced Public Education: 7,942ndMost Devout: 8,089thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 8,132ndMost Beautiful Environments: 8,607thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8,973rdMost Rebellious Youth: 9,142ndLongest Average Lifespans: 9,211thLowest Crime Rates: 9,870thSmartest Citizens: 10,830thMost Cheerful Citizens: 11,471stLargest Information Technology Sector: 12,270thSafest: 13,262ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 13,567thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 13,795thMost Cultured: 13,923rdMost Pacifist: 14,702nd
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 100th in the regionMost Influential: 142nd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 211th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 217th in the regionBest Weather: 228th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 233rd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 234th in the regionLargest Populations: 265th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 327th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 330th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 336th in the regionMost Devout: 341st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 378th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 380th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 394th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 398th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 433rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 453rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 463rd in the region

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