Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,842nd Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,015th Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,238th
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The Kingdom of Knights Almeria is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by presidente Don Gines HZ with an even hand, and renowned for its frequent executions, smutty television, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, hard-working, devout population of 13.277 billion Knights Almerians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Alcazaba de Almerķa. The average income tax rate is 77.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Knights Almerian economy, worth a remarkable 1,284 trillion Pesetas a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is 96,732 Pesetas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Homeless people can be found sleeping on streets in front of unoccupied second homes, the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit, any citizen who cries is immediately assigned a psychiatrist, and volunteers are signing up to take arms against an incursion of flesh-eating zombies (Knights Almeria has found 1 easter egg). Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Knights Almeria's national animal is the Scorpio, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Knights Almeria is ranked 66,718th in the world and 2,741st in Lazarus for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 1,282.13 on the Gilded Widget Scale.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,842ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,015thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,238thBest Weather: 5,035thLargest Publishing Industry: 5,133rdMost Influential: 5,203rdLargest Welfare Programs: 6,309thLargest Populations: 7,242ndHighest Economic Output: 7,598thHealthiest Citizens: 7,747thMost Devout: 7,943rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 8,040thMost Advanced Public Education: 8,062ndTop
Most Beautiful Environments: 8,734thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 9,096thLongest Average Lifespans: 9,283rdMost Rebellious Youth: 9,345thLowest Crime Rates: 9,831stSmartest Citizens: 10,979thMost Cheerful Citizens: 11,180thLargest Information Technology Sector: 12,292ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 12,589thSafest: 12,704thMost Scientifically Advanced: 13,699thMost Cultured: 13,768thMost Pacifist: 14,409thMost Developed: 15,235thNicest Citizens: 15,600th
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 102nd in the regionMost Influential: 140th in the regionBest Weather: 221st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 225th in the regionTop
Largest Welfare Programs: 234th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 239th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 243rd in the regionLargest Populations: 279th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 329th in the regionMost Devout: 351st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 355th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 362nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 387th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 389th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 399th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 405th in the regionMost Average: 439th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 445th in the region

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