The Holy Empire of
Corporate Police State
Hear no evil, see no evil, speak no evil
Regional Influence
Negotiator
Region
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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The Holy Empire of Klesh is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Cor Enladen with an iron fist, and remarkable for its frequent executions, enslaved workforce, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 27.253 billion Kleshites are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gamorra. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Kleshite economy, worth an astonishing 19,598 trillion Corics a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is a breathtaking 719,121 Corics, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,644,638 per year while the poor average 78,709, a ratio of 46.3 to 1.

Record sales of 'child-whacking sticks' have been reported, the government funds private schools for intellectually gifted children, visitors to the famed rainforests are instead taken to vast furniture factories, and there are no minimum wage laws. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force. Klesh's national animal is the River Dolphin, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Diode.

Klesh is ranked 3rd in Eladen and 30th in the world for Lowest Unemployment Rates, scoring 3,699 on the Workforce Participation Versus Theoretical Maximum Metric.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Klesh, there are no minimum wage laws.
  • : Following new legislation in Klesh, visitors to the famed rainforests are instead taken to vast furniture factories.
  • : Following new legislation in Klesh, the government funds private schools for intellectually gifted children.
  • : Following new legislation in Klesh, record sales of 'child-whacking sticks' have been reported.
  • : Following new legislation in Klesh, Gamorra is a police state during international summits.
  • : Following new legislation in Klesh, a large percentage of the poor live from cradle to grave in subterranean wage slavery.
  • : Following new legislation in Klesh, anyone dissenting from the state ideology is declared "mentally ill" and whisked away in a straitjacket.
  • : Following new legislation in Klesh, the country is preparing for war.
  • : Klesh lodged a message on the Eladen Regional Message Board.
  • : Klesh fell out of the regional Top 10% for Most Extreme.

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