Lowest Crime Rates: 6th Safest: 6th Most Devout: 7th
The Holy Empire of
Corporate Police State
Hear no evil, see no evil, speak no evil
Regional Influence
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Political Freedom

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The Holy Empire of Klesh is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Cor Enladen with an iron fist, and renowned for its frequent executions, parental licensing program, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 28.694 billion Kleshites are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gamorra. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Kleshite economy, worth an astonishing 21,281 trillion Corics a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is a breathtaking 741,674 Corics, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,406,271 per year while the poor average 97,987, a ratio of 34.8 to 1.

Protests are prohibited from blocking traffic, the nation has declared war on all passing comets, citizens live in superstitious fear of the mysterious glowing clouds that float over Klesh, and the government is spending billions of Corics on a fancy space probe to find a planet that may not even exist. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force. Klesh's national animal is the River Dolphin, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Diode.

Klesh is ranked 192,588th in the world and 51st in Eladen for Best Weather, with -4300 Meters Of Sunlight.

Lowest Crime Rates: 6thSafest: 6thMost Devout: 7thMost Corrupt Governments: 8thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 12thLargest Governments: 21stHighest Economic Output: 23rdFattest Citizens: 26thHighest Average Incomes: 29thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 35thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 39thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 45thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 45thLargest Insurance Industry: 48thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 48thLargest Mining Sector: 53rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 54thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 75thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 107thMost Avoided: 109thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 117thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 135thLargest Agricultural Sector: 155thMost Ignorant Citizens: 160thLargest Populations: 165thLargest Retail Industry: 220thMost Scientifically Advanced: 228thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 228thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 238thHighest Average Tax Rates: 265thLargest Information Technology Sector: 491stMost Subsidized Industry: 533rdMost Efficient Economies: 986thRudest Citizens: 1,101stTop
Most Stationary: 1,994thMost Extreme: 5,221stMost Advanced Public Transport: 5,383rdMost Conservative: 6,403rdHighest Poor Incomes: 6,434thMost Influential: 6,479thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 8,850thTop
Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 14,687th
Most Devout: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionSafest: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 2nd in the regionFattest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 2nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Conservative: 2nd in the regionMost Extreme: 2nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2nd in the regionTop
Highest Average Incomes: 3rd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Authoritarian: 3rd in the regionMost Avoided: 3rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 3rd in the regionMost Stationary: 4th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 4th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 4th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 5th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 5th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Klesh, the government is spending billions of Corics on a fancy space probe to find a planet that may not even exist.
  • : Following new legislation in Klesh, citizens live in superstitious fear of the mysterious glowing clouds that float over Klesh.
  • : Following new legislation in Klesh, the nation has declared war on all passing comets.
  • : Following new legislation in Klesh, protests are prohibited from blocking traffic.
  • : Following new legislation in Klesh, organised sports are frowned upon as frivolous.
  • : Following new legislation in Klesh, the government struggles to keep up with the endless list of petrol disasters.
  • : Following new legislation in Klesh, the nation has always been at war with Bigtopia.
  • : Following new legislation in Klesh, military spending is on the increase.
  • : Following new legislation in Klesh, labour strikes are routinely squashed by police.
  • : Following new legislation in Klesh, owning a tractor is widely regarded as an essential prerequisite to most government positions.


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