The Holy Empire of
Corporate Police State
Hear no evil, see no evil, speak no evil
Regional Influence
Negotiator
Region
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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The Holy Empire of Klesh is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Cor Enladen with an iron fist, and notable for its anti-smoking policies, complete lack of public education, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 26.859 billion Kleshites are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gamorra. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Kleshite economy, worth an astonishing 19,174 trillion Corics a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is a breathtaking 713,899 Corics, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,790,468 per year while the poor average 71,034, a ratio of 53.4 to 1.

Politicians are often seen with soldiers pointing guns at their heads, the nation has always been at war with Bigtopia, the national sporting identity is represented by a talking burger and a singing smartphone, and citizens live in superstitious fear of the mysterious glowing clouds that float over Klesh. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force. Klesh's national animal is the River Dolphin, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Diode.

Klesh is ranked 3rd in Eladen and 36th in the world for Lowest Unemployment Rates, scoring 3,575 on the Workforce Participation Versus Theoretical Maximum Metric.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 7 hours ago

  • 6 minutes ago: Following new legislation in Klesh, citizens live in superstitious fear of the mysterious glowing clouds that float over Klesh.
  • 6 minutes ago: Following new legislation in Klesh, the national sporting identity is represented by a talking burger and a singing smartphone.
  • 7 hours ago: Klesh lodged a message on the Eladen Regional Message Board.
  • 1 day ago: Following new legislation in Klesh, the nation has always been at war with Bigtopia.
  • 1 day ago: Following new legislation in Klesh, politicians are often seen with soldiers pointing guns at their heads.
  • 1 day ago: Following new legislation in Klesh, the Great Klesh Desert is reputedly the most uninhabitable place in the region.
  • 1 day ago: Following new legislation in Klesh, concussed River Dolphinball players cannot remember their lineup position.
  • 1 day ago: Following new legislation in Klesh, the government blames all suspicious phenomena on flying saucers.
  • 3 days 12 hours ago: Following new legislation in Klesh, graffiti artists spend lengthy periods of time in jail.
  • 3 days 12 hours ago: Following new legislation in Klesh, the government is cracking down on subversive groups.

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