The Holy Empire of
Corporate Police State
Hear no evil, see no evil, speak no evil
Regional Influence
Negotiator
Region
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

Overview Factbook People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Holy Empire of Klesh is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Cor Enladen with an iron fist, and remarkable for its strictly enforced bedtime, sprawling nuclear power plants, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 27.044 billion Kleshites are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gamorra. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Kleshite economy, worth an astonishing 19,385 trillion Corics a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is a breathtaking 716,798 Corics, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,552,132 per year while the poor average 82,021, a ratio of 43.3 to 1.

Fur coats have become the latest fashion trend, warfare increasingly resembles a video game, the government struggles to keep up with the endless list of petrol disasters, and most citizens in Klesh are abject pyrophobes after extremely graphic pamphlets were mailed nationwide by the government. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force. Klesh's national animal is the River Dolphin, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Diode.

Klesh is ranked 1st in Eladen and 14th in the world for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 1,319 on the Gilded Widget Scale.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Klesh, most citizens in Klesh are abject pyrophobes after extremely graphic pamphlets were mailed nationwide by the government.
  • : Following new legislation in Klesh, the government struggles to keep up with the endless list of petrol disasters.
  • : Following new legislation in Klesh, warfare increasingly resembles a video game.
  • : Following new legislation in Klesh, fur coats have become the latest fashion trend.
  • : Following new legislation in Klesh, space shuttles regularly launch rubbish into space.
  • : Following new legislation in Klesh, consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed.
  • : Following new legislation in Klesh, construction of the Really Big Hadron Collider is underway.
  • : Following new legislation in Klesh, several citizens have complained about scientists abducting their pets for experimentation.
  • : Following new legislation in Klesh, the government seizes all major gold finds.
  • : Klesh was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Largest Agricultural Sector (last census: Top 10%).

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