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The Holy Empire of Klesh

“Hear no evil, see no evil, speak no evil”

Category: Corporate Police State
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Regional Influence: Negotiator

Location: Eladen

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The Holy Empire of Klesh is a gargantuan, economically powerful nation, ruled by Cor Enladen with an iron fist, and notable for its sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 25.34 billion Kleshites are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, moralistic government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Defence, Law & Order, and Commerce. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gamorra. The average income tax rate is 100%. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry.

Murder rates are on the rise as the popularity of soylent products grows, the government is spending billions of taxpayer Corics to support the Arms Manufacturing industry, citizens are regularly arrested in queues for 'loitering', and Klesh's army is full of two-metre tall super-soldiers. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Klesh's national animal is the Dolphin, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is Diode, and its currency is the Coric.

Klesh is ranked 40th in Eladen and 113,008th in the world for Best Weather, with -5,955 Metres of Sunlight Above Expected.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 14 hours ago

  • 3 hours ago: Following new legislation in Klesh, Klesh's army is full of two-metre tall super-soldiers.
  • 3 hours ago: Following new legislation in Klesh, citizens are regularly arrested in queues for 'loitering'.
  • 14 hours ago: Klesh lodged a message on the Eladen Regional Message Board.
  • 1 day 15 hours ago: Following new legislation in Klesh, the government is spending billions of taxpayer Corics to support the Arms Manufacturing industry.
  • 1 day 15 hours ago: Following new legislation in Klesh, murder rates are on the rise as the popularity of soylent products grows.
  • 1 day 18 hours ago: Klesh lodged a message on the Eladen Regional Message Board.
  • 2 days 15 hours ago: Following new legislation in Klesh, the bonfire of the old paper records can be seen for miles around Gamorra.
  • 3 days 3 hours ago: Following new legislation in Klesh, the fire protection service is wholly government-funded.
  • 3 days 3 hours ago: Following new legislation in Klesh, politicians are often seen with soldiers pointing guns at their heads.
  • 3 days 3 hours ago: Following new legislation in Klesh, graffiti artists spend lengthy periods of time in jail.

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