The Holy Empire of
Corporate Police State
Hear no evil, see no evil, speak no evil
Regional Influence
Negotiator
Region
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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The Holy Empire of Klesh is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Cor Enladen with an iron fist, and notable for its digital currency, smutty television, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 26.655 billion Kleshites are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gamorra. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Kleshite economy, worth an astonishing 18,908 trillion Corics a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is a breathtaking 709,366 Corics, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,984,694 per year while the poor average 109,404, a ratio of 27.3 to 1.

Government popup ads are springing up like weeds, all citizens are solely referenced by their allocated identity number, police officers have nearly cracked a major underage astronomy syndicate, and conscientious objectors are hanged as traitors. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force. Klesh's national animal is the River Dolphin, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Diode.

Klesh is ranked 2nd in Eladen and 36th in the world for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 20 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 1 day 12 hours ago

  • 6 hours ago: Klesh was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector (last census: Top 10%).
  • 1 day 6 hours ago: Klesh was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Fattest Citizens (last census: Top 10%).
  • 1 day 7 hours ago: Following new legislation in Klesh, conscientious objectors are hanged as traitors.
  • 1 day 7 hours ago: Following new legislation in Klesh, police officers have nearly cracked a major underage astronomy syndicate.
  • 1 day 12 hours ago: Klesh lodged a message on the Eladen Regional Message Board.
  • 2 days 7 hours ago: Following new legislation in Klesh, all citizens are solely referenced by their allocated identity number.
  • 2 days 7 hours ago: Following new legislation in Klesh, government popup ads are springing up like weeds.
  • 3 days 7 hours ago: Following new legislation in Klesh, "The Daily Sacrifice" is a routine segment of morning news shows.
  • 3 days 7 hours ago: Following new legislation in Klesh, the government regularly hires contractors to construct high rise apartments.
  • 3 days 7 hours ago: Following new legislation in Klesh, legions of police officers force people to move into massive urban apartments.

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