Lowest Crime Rates: 5th Safest: 5th Most Devout: 7th
The Holy Empire of
Corporate Police State
Hear no evil, see no evil, speak no evil
Regional Influence
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Political Freedom

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The Holy Empire of Klesh is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Cor Enladen with an iron fist, and renowned for its enslaved workforce, compulsory military service, and triple-decker prams. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 28.807 billion Kleshites are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gamorra. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Kleshite economy, worth an astonishing 21,389 trillion Corics a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is a breathtaking 742,521 Corics, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,348,856 per year while the poor average 101,383, a ratio of 33.0 to 1.

Trespassers entering Cor Enladen's office are immediately vaporized, it is illegal to make racist remarks in public, citizens who become homeless are immediately executed, and newborns are being raised as mindless killing machines. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force. Klesh's national animal is the River Dolphin, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Diode.

Klesh is ranked 181,950th in the world and 52nd in Eladen for Most Popular Tourist Destinations, with 2.98 Tourists Per Hour.

Lowest Crime Rates: 5thSafest: 5thMost Devout: 7thMost Corrupt Governments: 8thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 12thLargest Governments: 20thHighest Economic Output: 23rdFattest Citizens: 27thHighest Average Incomes: 29thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 35thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 39thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 45thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 46thLargest Insurance Industry: 47thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 48thLargest Mining Sector: 52ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 60thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 76thMost Avoided: 108thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 109thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 120thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 141stLargest Agricultural Sector: 159thMost Ignorant Citizens: 162ndLargest Populations: 166thLargest Retail Industry: 226thMost Scientifically Advanced: 228thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 229thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 239thHighest Average Tax Rates: 270thLargest Information Technology Sector: 514thMost Subsidized Industry: 529thMost Efficient Economies: 979thRudest Citizens: 1,122ndTop
Most Stationary: 1,969thMost Conservative: 4,049thMost Extreme: 4,251stMost Advanced Public Transport: 5,494thHighest Poor Incomes: 6,077thMost Influential: 6,527thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 8,792ndTop
Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 14,284th
Most Devout: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionSafest: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 2nd in the regionFattest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 2nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Extreme: 2nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2nd in the regionTop
Highest Average Incomes: 3rd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Avoided: 3rd in the regionMost Conservative: 3rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 3rd in the regionMost Stationary: 4th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 4th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 4th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 4th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 5th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 5th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Klesh, newborns are being raised as mindless killing machines.
  • : Following new legislation in Klesh, citizens who become homeless are immediately executed.
  • : Following new legislation in Klesh, it is illegal to make racist remarks in public.
  • : Following new legislation in Klesh, trespassers entering Cor Enladen's office are immediately vaporized.
  • : Following new legislation in Klesh, several citizens have complained about scientists abducting their pets for experimentation.
  • : Following new legislation in Klesh, motorists must pay to enter inner-cities during peak hours.
  • : Following new legislation in Klesh, employers may fire workers without giving any reason.
  • : Following new legislation in Klesh, city rooftops are pockmarked with the shattered remains of experimental delivery drones.
  • : Following new legislation in Klesh, torture is commonly used to extract information from suspected criminals.
  • : Following new legislation in Klesh, airship use has soared while property values beneath their routes have plummeted.


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