Safest: 4th Lowest Crime Rates: 4th Most Devout: 5th
The Holy Empire of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Hear no evil, see no evil, speak no evil
Regional Influence
Negotiator
Region
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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The Holy Empire of Klesh is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Cor Enladen with an iron fist, and notable for its compulsory military service, keen interest in outer space, and prohibition of alcohol. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 29.958 billion Kleshites are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gamorra. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Kleshite economy, worth an astonishing 22,494 trillion Corics a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is a breathtaking 750,874 Corics, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,446,436 per year while the poor average 173,502, a ratio of 14.1 to 1.

Fur coats have become the latest fashion trend, in life full of care there is no time to stop and stare, six-year-old children playing dress-up are viewed with suspicion, and the police have reaffirmed their tough stance on drugs. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force. Klesh's national animal is the River Dolphin, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Diode.

Klesh is ranked 5,213th in the world and 6th in Eladen for Most Advanced Public Transport, scoring 6,255.11 on the Societal Mobility Rating.

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Safest: 4thLowest Crime Rates: 4thMost Devout: 5thMost Corrupt Governments: 9thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 10thLargest Governments: 19thHighest Economic Output: 24thHighest Average Incomes: 32ndFattest Citizens: 32ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 38thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 39thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 47thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 49thLargest Insurance Industry: 50thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 54thLargest Mining Sector: 59thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 88thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 101stMost Avoided: 113thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 124thLargest Agricultural Sector: 152ndLargest Populations: 163rdMost Ignorant Citizens: 164thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 169thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 194thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 249thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 252ndLargest Retail Industry: 308thHighest Average Tax Rates: 313thMost Scientifically Advanced: 451stMost Subsidized Industry: 645thLargest Information Technology Sector: 723rdHighest Poor Incomes: 935thMost Conservative: 937thMost Efficient Economies: 948thRudest Citizens: 1,091stMost Stationary: 1,770thTop
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Most Advanced Public Transport: 5,213thMost Influential: 6,212thMost Authoritarian: 7,412thTop
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Most Extreme: 12,310th
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Most Conservative: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionSafest: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 2nd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionFattest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Authoritarian: 2nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2nd in the regionTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 3rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 3rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 3rd in the regionMost Avoided: 3rd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 4th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 4th in the regionMost Stationary: 4th in the regionMost Extreme: 4th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Klesh was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Stationary.
  • : Following new legislation in Klesh, the police have reaffirmed their tough stance on drugs.
  • : Following new legislation in Klesh, six-year-old children playing dress-up are viewed with suspicion.
  • : Following new legislation in Klesh, in life full of care there is no time to stop and stare.
  • : Following new legislation in Klesh, fur coats have become the latest fashion trend.
  • : Following new legislation in Klesh, employers may fire workers without giving any reason.
  • : Following new legislation in Klesh, bicyclists are banned from major roads.
  • : Following new legislation in Klesh, the nation is known abroad for fast food and nothing else.
  • : Following new legislation in Klesh, mining safety laws are often more expensive than what's being mined.
  • : Following new legislation in Klesh, Maxtopians are both starving and giddy after the Kleshite military unleashed its biological weapons.

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