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The Holy Empire of Klesh

“Hear no evil, see no evil, speak no evil”

Category: Corporate Police State
Civil Rights:
Rare
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Regional Influence: Negotiator

Location: Eladen

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The Holy Empire of Klesh is a gargantuan, devout nation, ruled by Cor Enladen with an iron fist, and notable for its complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 25.676 billion Kleshites are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Defence, Law & Order, and Commerce. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gamorra. The average income tax rate is 100%. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry.

The military invades any neighboring nation with the gall to criticize its policies, the fastest growing demographic of porn viewership is twelve to seventeen, the government is seen to favor Catholics, and the government is well known for declaring war on other countries for suspected slights. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Klesh's national animal is the Dolphin, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is Diode, and its currency is the Coric.

Klesh is ranked 2nd in Eladen and 19th in the world for Largest Soda Pop Sector, scoring 40 on the Addison-Fukk Productivity Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 19 hours ago

  • 16 hours ago: Following new legislation in Klesh, the government is well known for declaring war on other countries for suspected slights.
  • 1 day 4 hours ago: Following new legislation in Klesh, the government is seen to favor Catholics.
  • 1 day 11 hours ago: Klesh lodged a message on the Eladen Regional Message Board.
  • 1 day 16 hours ago: Following new legislation in Klesh, the fastest growing demographic of porn viewership is twelve to seventeen.
  • 1 day 20 hours ago: Klesh lodged a message on the Eladen Regional Message Board.
  • 2 days 4 hours ago: Following new legislation in Klesh, the military invades any neighboring nation with the gall to criticize its policies.
  • 2 days 8 hours ago: Klesh lodged a message on the Eladen Regional Message Board.
  • 2 days 16 hours ago: Following new legislation in Klesh, senior citizens can usually be found doing heavy manual labour.
  • 2 days 16 hours ago: Following new legislation in Klesh, the nation has recently been attributed to the funding of terrorist organisations.
  • 2 days 16 hours ago: Following new legislation in Klesh, protesters are up in arms over new nuclear power stations.

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