Safest: 4th Lowest Crime Rates: 4th Most Devout: 5th
The Holy Empire of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Hear no evil, see no evil, speak no evil
Regional Influence
Negotiator
Region
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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The Holy Empire of Klesh is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Cor Enladen with an iron fist, and renowned for its parental licensing program, enslaved workforce, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 29.398 billion Kleshites are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gamorra. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Kleshite economy, worth an astonishing 21,930 trillion Corics a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is a breathtaking 745,999 Corics, with the richest citizens earning 9.9 times as much as the poorest.

The sound of wooden legs echo throughout Klesh after the recent introduction of the Foot Tax, consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed, new safety regulations require all cars manufactured in Klesh to be bombproof, and the bonfire of the old paper records can be seen for miles around Gamorra. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force. Klesh's national animal is the River Dolphin, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Diode.

Klesh is ranked 5,473rd in the world and 6th in Eladen for Most Advanced Public Transport, scoring 6,148.84 on the Societal Mobility Rating.

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Safest: 4thLowest Crime Rates: 4thMost Devout: 5thMost Corrupt Governments: 9thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 10thLargest Governments: 19thHighest Economic Output: 24thFattest Citizens: 28thHighest Average Incomes: 29thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 36thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 44thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 45thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 48thLargest Insurance Industry: 49thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 53rdLargest Mining Sector: 57thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 81stMost Avoided: 111thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 111thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 125thLargest Agricultural Sector: 150thLargest Populations: 160thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 162ndMost Ignorant Citizens: 197thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 241stLargest Soda Pop Sector: 244thMost Scientifically Advanced: 258thLargest Retail Industry: 277thHighest Average Tax Rates: 308thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 360thHighest Poor Incomes: 378thLargest Information Technology Sector: 566thMost Subsidized Industry: 589thMost Efficient Economies: 976thRudest Citizens: 1,068thTop
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Most Stationary: 1,887thMost Conservative: 2,685thMost Authoritarian: 5,258thMost Advanced Public Transport: 5,473rdMost Influential: 6,142nd
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Safest: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 2nd in the regionFattest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Authoritarian: 2nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Conservative: 2nd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 2nd in the regionTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 3rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 3rd in the regionMost Avoided: 3rd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Stationary: 4th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 4th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Klesh, the bonfire of the old paper records can be seen for miles around Gamorra.
  • : Following new legislation in Klesh, new safety regulations require all cars manufactured in Klesh to be bombproof.
  • : Following new legislation in Klesh, consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed.
  • : Following new legislation in Klesh, the sound of wooden legs echo throughout Klesh after the recent introduction of the Foot Tax.
  • : Following new legislation in Klesh, the media have began calling the government treasury "Cor Enladen's stash".
  • : Klesh was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Authoritarian.
  • : Following new legislation in Klesh, women wearing male lounge-wear are quizzed for hours by mental health practitioners.
  • : Following new legislation in Klesh, manual labourers must be willing to have cybernetic limbs to get a job.
  • : Following new legislation in Klesh, the wearing and manufacture of fur apparel is banned.
  • : Following new legislation in Klesh, the nation's new foreign policy of 'very disproportionate retribution' has its neighbors on edge.

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