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The Holy Empire of Klesh

“Hear no evil, see no evil, speak no evil”

Category: Corporate Police State
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Regional Influence: Negotiator

Location: Eladen

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The Holy Empire of Klesh is a gargantuan, economically powerful nation, ruled by Cor Enladen with an iron fist, and remarkable for its punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 24.975 billion Kleshites are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Defence, Law & Order, and Commerce. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gamorra. The average income tax rate is 100%. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry.

Environmental protestors are being rounded up and taken away in sinister black vans as a massive land development campaign gets underway, criminals are thrown to the Dolphins to repay their debt to society, fast food restaurants everywhere are under the control of a gigantic government corporation, and the internet has been placed under government control. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Klesh's national animal is the Dolphin, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is Diode, and its currency is the Coric.

Klesh is ranked 34th in Eladen and 111,872nd in the world for Most Beautiful Environments, with -12,772.5 Pounds of Wildlife less Pounds of Concrete per square mile.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 3 hours ago

  • 10 hours ago: Following new legislation in Klesh, the internet has been placed under government control.
  • 22 hours ago: Following new legislation in Klesh, fast food restaurants everywhere are under the control of a gigantic government corporation.
  • 1 day 10 hours ago: Klesh's influence in Eladen fell from "Contender" to "Negotiator".
  • 1 day 10 hours ago: Following new legislation in Klesh, criminals are thrown to the Dolphins to repay their debt to society.
  • 1 day 10 hours ago: Following new legislation in Klesh, environmental protestors are being rounded up and taken away in sinister black vans as a massive land development campaign gets underway.
  • 1 day 10 hours ago: Following new legislation in Klesh, the government is reining in public spending.
  • 1 day 21 hours ago: Klesh lodged a message on the Eladen Regional Message Board.
  • 2 days 22 hours ago: Following new legislation in Klesh, universities are populated by the spawn of the upper classes.
  • 2 days 22 hours ago: Following new legislation in Klesh, protesters are up in arms over new nuclear power stations.
  • 3 days 4 hours ago: Klesh lodged a message on the Eladen Regional Message Board.

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