NationStates | The Holy Empire of Klesh

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“Hear no evil, see no evil, speak no evil”

Category: Corporate Police State
Civil Rights: Unheard Of	Economy: Frightening	Political Freedoms: Outlawed

Regional Influence: Contender

Location: Eladen

Overview • Factbook • People • Government • Economy • Trend • Analysis

The Holy Empire of Klesh is a gargantuan, economically powerful nation, ruled by Cor Enladen with an iron fist, and notable for its prohibition of alcohol. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 22.41 billion are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, moralistic government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Defence, Law & Order, and Commerce. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gamorra. The average income tax rate is 100%. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry.

The government has started a campaign to crack down on road rage and encourage alternate means of commuting, priests are being drafted by the church load, every citizen must submit to DNA testing to be eliminated from police inquiries, and the nation has recently been attributed to the funding of terrorist organisations. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Klesh's national animal is the Dolphin, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, its national religion is Diode, and its currency is the Coric.

Klesh is ranked 7th in Eladen and 8,981st in the world for Most Influential, scoring 42 on the Soft Power Disbursement Rating.

Easter Eggs (2) Top 10% of Eladen for Largest Agricultural Sector Top 1% of the world for Largest Agricultural Sector Top 1% of the world for Most Armed Top 10% of Eladen for Most Authoritarian Top 10% of the world for Most Authoritarian Top 10% of Eladen for Most Avoided Top 10% of Eladen for Most Subsidized Industry Top 1% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry Top 10% of Eladen for Largest Cheese Export Sector Top 1% of the world for Largest Cheese Export Sector Top 5% of Eladen for Most Conservative Top 5% of the world for Most Conservative Top 1% of the world for Most Corrupt Governments Top 5% of Eladen for Most Corrupt Governments Top 10% of Eladen for Shortest Average Lifespan Top 1% of the world for Shortest Average Lifespan Top 1% of the world for Largest Defense Forces Top 5% of Eladen for Largest Defense Forces Top 10% of Eladen for Most Devout Top 1% of the world for Most Devout Top 10% of Eladen for Fastest-Growing Economies Top 1% of the world for Fastest-Growing Economies Top 10% of Eladen for Lowest Unemployment Rates Top 1% of the world for Lowest Unemployment Rates Top 10% of Eladen for Most Extreme Top 5% of the world for Most Extreme Top 10% of Eladen for Fattest Citizens Top 1% of the world for Fattest Citizens Top 10% of Eladen for Largest Trout Fishing Sector Top 1% of the world for Largest Trout Fishing Sector Top 5% of Eladen for Largest Public Sector Top 5% of the world for Most Dedicated Public Healthcare Top 10% of Eladen for Highest Average Tax Rates Top 1% of the world for Highest Average Tax Rates Top 10% of the world for Most Influential Top 10% of Eladen for Largest Insurance Industry Top 1% of the world for Largest Insurance Industry Top 10% of Eladen for Lowest Crime Rates Top 1% of the world for Lowest Crime Rates Top 5% of Eladen for Highest Police Ratios Top 5% of Eladen for Largest Populations Top 5% of the world for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides Top 10% of Eladen for Rudest Citizens Top 1% of the world for Rudest Citizens Top 1% of the world for Safest Top 5% of Eladen for Safest Top 10% of Eladen for Largest Soda Pop Sector Top 1% of the world for Largest Soda Pop Sector Top 10% of Eladen for Stupidest Citizens Top 1% of the world for Stupidest Citizens

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 12 hours ago

3 hours ago: Following new legislation in Klesh, the nation has recently been attributed to the funding of terrorist organisations.
3 hours ago: Following new legislation in Klesh, every citizen must submit to DNA testing to be eliminated from police inquiries.
1 day 1 hour ago: Klesh was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Authoritarian.
1 day 1 hour ago: Klesh was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Authoritarian.
1 day 3 hours ago: Following new legislation in Klesh, priests are being drafted by the church load.
1 day 15 hours ago: Following new legislation in Klesh, the government has started a campaign to crack down on road rage and encourage alternate means of commuting.
2 days 3 hours ago: Klesh was reclassified from "Iron Fist Consumerists" to "Corporate Police State".
2 days 3 hours ago: Following new legislation in Klesh, scenic tours are unheard of after most environmental laws were abolished.
2 days 15 hours ago: Following new legislation in Klesh, Animal Liberationists are regularly jailed.
3 days 3 hours ago: Following new legislation in Klesh, tourists are kicked out if they express interest in their national sport.