The Holy Empire of
Corporate Police State
Hear no evil, see no evil, speak no evil
Regional Influence
Negotiator
Region
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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The Holy Empire of Klesh is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Cor Enladen with an iron fist, and notable for its strictly enforced bedtime, smutty television, and aversion to nipples. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 28.183 billion Kleshites are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gamorra. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Kleshite economy, worth an astonishing 20,585 trillion Corics a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is a breathtaking 730,416 Corics, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,619,621 per year while the poor average 83,580, a ratio of 43.3 to 1.

Citizens are regularly arrested in queues for 'loitering', all news sources are under strict government control, the River Dolphin is reportedly extinct, and mournful opera fans place bouquets of roses at a 3000 capacity parking lot. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force. Klesh's national animal is the River Dolphin, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Diode.

Klesh is ranked 1st in Eladen and 7th in the world for Lowest Crime Rates, scoring 4,561.092 on the Relative Freedom From Crime Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Klesh, mournful opera fans place bouquets of roses at a 3000 capacity parking lot.
  • : Following new legislation in Klesh, the River Dolphin is reportedly extinct.
  • : Following new legislation in Klesh, all news sources are under strict government control.
  • : Following new legislation in Klesh, citizens are regularly arrested in queues for 'loitering'.
  • : Following new legislation in Klesh, frequent fliers are obliged to submit to invasive security procedures by government security.
  • : Following new legislation in Klesh, university graduates and new home-owners toil in labour camps to work off their debts.
  • : Following new legislation in Klesh, the country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry.
  • : Following new legislation in Klesh, the adult unemployment rate nears 100% as all available jobs have been filled by young children.
  • : Following new legislation in Klesh, ethnic minorities are often refused admission to some of the nation's best schools.
  • : Following new legislation in Klesh, nursing mothers are often arrested for indecent exposure.

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