Lowest Crime Rates: 4th Safest: 4th Most Devout: 5th
The Holy Empire of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Hear no evil, see no evil, speak no evil
Regional Influence
Negotiator
Region
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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The Holy Empire of Klesh is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Cor Enladen with an iron fist, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, pith helmet sales, and enslaved workforce. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 29.205 billion Kleshites are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gamorra. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Kleshite economy, worth an astonishing 21,745 trillion Corics a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is a breathtaking 744,589 Corics, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,410,308 per year while the poor average 173,696, a ratio of 13.9 to 1.

Every citizen must submit to DNA testing to be eliminated from police inquiries, dark alleys and public toilets are filled with furtive sexual activities among teenagers and unmarried adults, freighter lifeboats have been replaced by state of the art marker buoys so divers can recover the cargo after they sink, and the new "Bloodbath" orange tree autonomously seeks and destroys independent orchards. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force. Klesh's national animal is the River Dolphin, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Diode.

Klesh is ranked 10,563rd in the world and 1st in Eladen for Most Authoritarian, with 2.59 Stalins.

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Lowest Crime Rates: 4thSafest: 4thMost Devout: 5thMost Corrupt Governments: 9thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 10thLargest Governments: 19thHighest Economic Output: 24thFattest Citizens: 27thHighest Average Incomes: 28thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 36thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 44thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 46thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 48thLargest Insurance Industry: 49thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 53rdLargest Mining Sector: 54thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 83rdLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 105thMost Avoided: 109thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 124thLargest Agricultural Sector: 146thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 152ndLargest Populations: 163rdMost Ignorant Citizens: 184thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 209thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 236thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 240thLargest Retail Industry: 247thMost Scientifically Advanced: 259thHighest Average Tax Rates: 292ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 564thMost Subsidized Industry: 592ndRudest Citizens: 686thHighest Poor Incomes: 892ndMost Efficient Economies: 964thTop
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Most Stationary: 1,912thMost Conservative: 4,263rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 5,455thMost Influential: 6,187thTop
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Most Authoritarian: 10,563rdLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 14,707th
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Most Devout: 1st in the regionMost Authoritarian: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionSafest: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionFattest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Conservative: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 2nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2nd in the regionTop
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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 3rd in the regionMost Avoided: 3rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 3rd in the regionMost Stationary: 4th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 4th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Klesh, the new "Bloodbath" orange tree autonomously seeks and destroys independent orchards.
  • : Following new legislation in Klesh, freighter lifeboats have been replaced by state of the art marker buoys so divers can recover the cargo after they sink.
  • : Following new legislation in Klesh, dark alleys and public toilets are filled with furtive sexual activities among teenagers and unmarried adults.
  • : Following new legislation in Klesh, every citizen must submit to DNA testing to be eliminated from police inquiries.
  • : Following new legislation in Klesh, church and state are inseparable in their influence on education.
  • : Following new legislation in Klesh, public incontinence is a growing problem amongst the nation's women.
  • : Following new legislation in Klesh, the government has the power to seize property at will.
  • : Following new legislation in Klesh, "The Daily Sacrifice" is a routine segment of morning news shows.
  • : Following new legislation in Klesh, phone taps are frequently carried out by the police.
  • : Following new legislation in Klesh, Cor Enladen's new android secretary is the latest media darling.

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