Highest Wealthy Incomes: 60th Largest Soda Pop Sector: 129th Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 146th
The Incoming MIRV Assault of
Compulsory Consumerist State
Hope is gone.
Regional Influence
Shoeshiner
Archemperor
Region
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

Overview Factbook People Government Economy Rank Trend

The Incoming MIRV Assault of Klaus Devestatorie is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Avakael with an iron fist, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, sprawling nuclear power plants, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 16.731 billion Imperialians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The tiny, corrupt, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Imperialia. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Imperialian economy, worth a remarkable 8,118 trillion Halicarnassuses a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Soda Sales, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 485,228 Halicarnassuses, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,358,112 per year while the poor average 24,677, a ratio of 136 to 1.

Animal Liberationists are regularly jailed, former school buses now regularly shuttle kids to the nearest shopping centers to work, pollution is on the rise along with government approvals of fracking projects, and wildlife near farms is slowly becoming extinct. Crime is totally unknown. Klaus Devestatorie's national animal is the Red Phoenix, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Cruor.

Klaus Devestatorie is ranked 191,562nd in the world and 122nd in Unknown for Most Primitive, scoring -545.11 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 60thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 129thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 146thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 146thHighest Average Incomes: 166thMost Efficient Economies: 170thFattest Citizens: 187thLargest Retail Industry: 190thMost Avoided: 248thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 281stHighest Economic Output: 308thLargest Insurance Industry: 311thLargest Mining Sector: 362ndLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 419thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 426thRudest Citizens: 427thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 447thMost Corrupt Governments: 465thMost Scientifically Advanced: 523rdLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 549thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 652ndLargest Cheese Export Sector: 818thLargest Agricultural Sector: 824thLargest Governments: 946thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,147thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,160thLargest Gambling Industry: 1,478thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,561stSmartest Citizens: 1,920thTop
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Most Rebellious Youth: 2,228thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,051stLargest Publishing Industry: 3,154thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 3,447thLowest Crime Rates: 4,444thMost Pro-Market: 4,502ndLargest Populations: 4,735thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 4,787thLargest Black Market: 6,663rdTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 9,904thHighest Drug Use: 13,559thNudest: 14,570thMost Cultured: 15,446th
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Largest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionTop
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Largest Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 2nd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 2nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 2nd in the regionMost Pro-Market: 3rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 3rd in the regionLargest Populations: 3rd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 5th in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 7th in the regionNudest: 7th in the regionMost Cultured: 9th in the regionMost Armed: 9th in the regionMost Developed: 10th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 11th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 12th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Klaus Devestatorie, wildlife near farms is slowly becoming extinct.
  • : Following new legislation in Klaus Devestatorie, pollution is on the rise along with government approvals of fracking projects.
  • : Following new legislation in Klaus Devestatorie, former school buses now regularly shuttle kids to the nearest shopping centers to work.
  • : Following new legislation in Klaus Devestatorie, Animal Liberationists are regularly jailed.
  • : Following new legislation in Klaus Devestatorie, prenuptial contracts have replaced diamond rings in marriage proposals.
  • : Following new legislation in Klaus Devestatorie, bus ads propagandize causes ranging from sexual revolution to religious pogroms.
  • : Following new legislation in Klaus Devestatorie, discrimination on the basis of sexual orientation is illegal.
  • : Following new legislation in Klaus Devestatorie, the armed forces are locked in an expensive and bloody war abroad to stamp out possible terrorists.
  • : Following new legislation in Klaus Devestatorie, shaken martini sales have soared in nations surrounding Klaus Devestatorie.
  • : Following new legislation in Klaus Devestatorie, relationships often break down when doctors tell couples they are genetically incompatible.

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