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The Dominion of Kitten Slave

“Puny Mortals!”

Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
Economy:
All-Consuming
Political Freedoms:
Unheard Of

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: Lazarus

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The Dominion of Kitten Slave is a gargantuan, economically powerful nation, ruled by Master with an iron fist, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 22.08 billion Kitten Slaveans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, moralistic government stops and the rest of society begins, but it concentrates mainly on Defence, although Law & Order and Healthcare are on the agenda. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kitten Slave City. The average income tax rate is 85%, and even higher for the wealthy. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Information Technology industry.

Drug-related crimes carry the death penalty, crooks and people with too many kids are being kicked out of the country, the sound of wooden legs echo throughout Kitten Slave after the recent introduction of the Foot Tax, and government police forces protect public schools from the threat of protest. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Kitten Slave's national animal is the hungryus carnivorus, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, its national religion is Kitteh, and its currency is the buck.

Kitten Slave is ranked 3,307th in Lazarus and 111,533rd in the world for Most Cultured, scoring -136 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 11 days ago

  • 2 days ago: Kitten Slave was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Fattest Citizens (last census: Top 1%).
  • 11 days ago: Following new legislation in Kitten Slave, government police forces protect public schools from the threat of protest.
  • 11 days ago: Following new legislation in Kitten Slave, the sound of wooden legs echo throughout Kitten Slave after the recent introduction of the Foot Tax.
  • 11 days ago: Following new legislation in Kitten Slave, crooks and people with too many kids are being kicked out of the country.
  • 11 days ago: Following new legislation in Kitten Slave, drug-related crimes carry the death penalty.
  • 22 days ago: Kitten Slave was ranked in the Top 1% of the region for Most Conservative (last census: Top 5%).
  • 34 days ago: Following new legislation in Kitten Slave, school uniforms are compulsory.
  • 34 days ago: Following new legislation in Kitten Slave, pristine wilderness has been trashed in the quest for cheaper oil.
  • 34 days ago: Following new legislation in Kitten Slave, billions of bucks are being blown on orbital weapons development.
  • 34 days ago: Following new legislation in Kitten Slave, the government is suspected of mass disappearing dissidents both at home and abroad.

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