NationStates | The Dominion of Kitten Slave

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“Puny Mortals!”

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights: Some	Economy: Frightening	Political Freedoms: Outlawed

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: Lazarus

Overview • People • Government • Economy • Trend • Analysis

The Dominion of Kitten Slave is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Master with an iron fist, and notable for its complete absence of social welfare. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 19.299 billion are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it devotes most of its attentions to Defence, with areas such as Social Equality and Social Welfare receiving almost no funds by comparison. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kitten Slave City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 73%. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Information Technology industry.

Kitten Slave is increasingly belligerent on the international stage, vanity is considered the fifth cardinal virtue, record sales of 'child-whacking sticks' have been reported, and only the rich can afford the latest medical innovations. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Kitten Slave's national animal is the hungryus carnivorus, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, its national religion is Kitteh, and its currency is the buck.

Kitten Slave is ranked 2,922nd in Lazarus and 115,548th in the world for Most Income Equality, scoring 44 on the Marx-Engels Emancipation Scale.

Easter Egg Top 1% of Lazarus for Largest Agricultural Sector Top 1% of the world for Largest Agricultural Sector Top 10% of Lazarus for Most Authoritarian Top 1% of Lazarus for Most Avoided Top 1% of the world for Most Avoided Top 10% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry Top 5% of Lazarus for Most Conservative Top 5% of the world for Most Conservative Top 5% of Lazarus for Most Corrupt Governments Top 1% of Lazarus for Shortest Average Lifespan Top 1% of the world for Shortest Average Lifespan Top 1% of Lazarus for Largest Defense Forces Top 1% of the world for Largest Defense Forces Top 10% of the world for Fastest-Growing Economies Top 5% of Lazarus for Lowest Unemployment Rates Top 5% of the world for Lowest Unemployment Rates Top 1% of Lazarus for Fattest Citizens Top 1% of the world for Fattest Citizens Top 1% of Lazarus for Largest Trout Fishing Sector Top 1% of the world for Largest Trout Fishing Sector Top 10% of the world for Most Godforsaken Top 1% of the world for Lowest Crime Rates Top 5% of Lazarus for Lowest Crime Rates Top 1% of the world for Highest Police Ratios Top 5% of Lazarus for Highest Police Ratios Top 5% of Lazarus for Largest Populations Top 5% of the world for Largest Populations Top 1% of Lazarus for Largest Publishing Industry Top 1% of the world for Largest Publishing Industry Top 1% of the world for Rudest Citizens Top 5% of Lazarus for Rudest Citizens Top 1% of the world for Safest Top 5% of Lazarus for Safest Top 10% of Lazarus for Stupidest Citizens Top 5% of the world for Stupidest Citizens Top 1% of Lazarus for Largest Information Technology Sector Top 1% of the world for Largest Information Technology Sector

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 10 days ago

9 days ago: Kitten Slave fell out of the world Top 10% for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides.
10 days ago: Following new legislation in Kitten Slave, only the rich can afford the latest medical innovations.
10 days ago: Following new legislation in Kitten Slave, record sales of 'child-whacking sticks' have been reported.
10 days ago: Following new legislation in Kitten Slave, vanity is considered the fifth cardinal virtue.
10 days ago: Following new legislation in Kitten Slave, Kitten Slave is increasingly belligerent on the international stage.
10 days ago: Following new legislation in Kitten Slave, daily newspapers are permitted to run only pro-government stories.
14 days ago: Kitten Slave was ranked in the Top 1% of the region for Largest Gambling Industry (last census: Top 5%).
29 days ago: Kitten Slave fell out of the regional Top 10% for Most Extreme.
29 days ago: Following new legislation in Kitten Slave, the people are famous throughout the region for their bleached-white teeth.
29 days ago: Following new legislation in Kitten Slave, the fastest growing demographic of porn viewership is twelve to seventeen.