The Dominion of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Puny Mortals!
Regional Influence
Shoeshiner
Region
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

Overview People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Dominion of Kitten Slave is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Master with an iron fist, and notable for its zero percent divorce rate, avowedly heterosexual populace, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 25.191 billion Kitten Slaveans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kitten Slave City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Kitten Slavean economy, worth a remarkable 8,714 trillion bucks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an amazing 345,949 bucks, with the richest citizens earning 5.7 times as much as the poorest.

The giant 80-storey carving of Master in Mount Rushless can be seen from space, major corporations receive tax breaks for no apparent reason, the bonfire of the old paper records can be seen for miles around Kitten Slave City, and torture is commonly used to extract information from suspected criminals. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Kitten Slave's national animal is the hungryus carnivorus, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Kitteh.

Kitten Slave is ranked 85th in Lazarus and 1,559th in the world for Largest Soda Pop Sector, scoring 9 on the Addison-Fukk Productivity Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Kitten Slave was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Authoritarian (last census: Top 5%).
  • : Kitten Slave was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Authoritarian (last census: Top 5%).
  • : Kitten Slave was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector (last census: Top 1%).
  • : Kitten Slave was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Lowest Overall Tax Burden (last census: Top 5%).
  • : Kitten Slave was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Retail Industry (last census: Top 5%).
  • : Following new legislation in Kitten Slave, torture is commonly used to extract information from suspected criminals.
  • : Following new legislation in Kitten Slave, the bonfire of the old paper records can be seen for miles around Kitten Slave City.
  • : Following new legislation in Kitten Slave, major corporations receive tax breaks for no apparent reason.
  • : Following new legislation in Kitten Slave, the giant 80-storey carving of Master in Mount Rushless can be seen from space.
  • : Following new legislation in Kitten Slave, human tissue is grown in vats as a delicacy as well as for transplants.

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