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The Dominion of Kitten Slave

“Puny Mortals!”

Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Outlawed
Economy:
All-Consuming
Political Freedoms:
Unheard Of

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: Lazarus

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The Dominion of Kitten Slave is a gargantuan, economically powerful nation, ruled by Master with an iron fist, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 21.864 billion Kitten Slaveans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, moralistic government stops and the rest of society begins, but it is mainly concerned with Defence, although Law & Order and Healthcare are secondary priorities. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kitten Slave City. The average income tax rate is 83%, and even higher for the wealthy. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Information Technology industry.

Chemically brainwashed citizens praise Master's name on an hourly basis, homes have been banned from having any more than one wheel, children as young as twelve are conscripted into the armed forces, and vets have been drafted in to help "fix" those who fail the parental license exam. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Kitten Slave's national animal is the hungryus carnivorus, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, its national religion is Kitteh, and its currency is the buck.

Kitten Slave is ranked 3,088th in Lazarus and 111,866th in the world for Best Weather, with -1,612 Metres of Sunlight Above Expected.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 8 days ago

  • 8 days ago: Kitten Slave was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Drug Use.
  • 8 days ago: Kitten Slave was ranked in the Top 1% of the region for Highest Drug Use.
  • 8 days ago: Following new legislation in Kitten Slave, vets have been drafted in to help "fix" those who fail the parental license exam.
  • 8 days ago: Following new legislation in Kitten Slave, children as young as twelve are conscripted into the armed forces.
  • 8 days ago: Following new legislation in Kitten Slave, homes have been banned from having any more than one wheel.
  • 8 days ago: Following new legislation in Kitten Slave, chemically brainwashed citizens praise Master's name on an hourly basis.
  • 8 days ago: Following new legislation in Kitten Slave, there is a disproportionate number of poor people in prison.
  • 22 days ago: Kitten Slave was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Influential.
  • 24 days ago: Kitten Slave was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Public Sector.
  • 31 days ago: Following new legislation in Kitten Slave, violent criminals are doomed to be hunted by a psychotic billionaire.

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