The Dominion of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Puny Mortals!
Regional Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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The Dominion of Kitten Slave is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Master with an iron fist, and remarkable for its deadly medical pandemics, public floggings, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 23.991 billion Kitten Slaveans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kitten Slave City. The average income tax rate is 3.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Kitten Slavean economy, worth a remarkable 8,084 trillion bucks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 336,979 bucks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.4 times as much as the poorest.

Government-run brothels can be found on every street corner, prominent cultural symbols are featured on the backs of cereal boxes, children's toy tractors have been seized as state property, and cheap and tasteless vegetables flood the markets. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Kitten Slave's national animal is the hungryus carnivorus, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Kitteh.

Kitten Slave is ranked 3,922nd in Lazarus and 116,341st in the world for Highest Average Tax Rates, scoring -8 on the Inverse Hayek Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Kitten Slave was ranked in the Top 1% of the region for Lowest Crime Rates (last census: Top 5%).
  • : Kitten Slave was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Influential (last census: Top 5%).
  • : Following new legislation in Kitten Slave, cheap and tasteless vegetables flood the markets.
  • : Following new legislation in Kitten Slave, children's toy tractors have been seized as state property.
  • : Following new legislation in Kitten Slave, prominent cultural symbols are featured on the backs of cereal boxes.
  • : Following new legislation in Kitten Slave, government-run brothels can be found on every street corner.
  • : Following new legislation in Kitten Slave, midnight raids drag couples from their homes in the name of decency.
  • : Kitten Slave was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Avoided (last census: Top 1%).
  • : Following new legislation in Kitten Slave, employers may fire workers without giving any reason.
  • : Following new legislation in Kitten Slave, motorists' locations are constantly tracked by intelligence and law enforcement agencies.

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