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The Dominion of Kitten Slave

“Puny Mortals!”

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights:
Outlawed
Economy:
All-Consuming
Political Freedoms:
Unheard Of

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: Lazarus

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The Dominion of Kitten Slave is a gargantuan, economically powerful nation, ruled by Master with an iron fist, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 22.213 billion Kitten Slaveans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, moralistic government stops and the rest of society begins, but it concentrates mainly on Defence, although Law & Order and Healthcare are on the agenda. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kitten Slave City. The average income tax rate is 84%, and even higher for the wealthy. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Information Technology industry.

Criminals are thrown to the hungryus carnivoruses to repay their debt to society, naturists are jailed regularly for indecent exposure, underground copulation clubs have sprung up in major cities, and invasive species are hunted by the gendarmerie. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Kitten Slave's national animal is the hungryus carnivorus, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, its national religion is Kitteh, and its currency is the buck.

Kitten Slave is ranked 16th in Lazarus and 308th in the world for Largest Defense Forces, with 985 Unexploded Ordnance per Square Mile.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 11 days ago

  • 11 days ago: Kitten Slave was reclassified from "Psychotic Dictatorship" to "Iron Fist Consumerists".
  • 11 days ago: Following new legislation in Kitten Slave, invasive species are hunted by the gendarmerie.
  • 11 days ago: Following new legislation in Kitten Slave, underground copulation clubs have sprung up in major cities.
  • 11 days ago: Following new legislation in Kitten Slave, naturists are jailed regularly for indecent exposure.
  • 11 days ago: Following new legislation in Kitten Slave, criminals are thrown to the hungryus carnivoruses to repay their debt to society.
  • 11 days ago: Following new legislation in Kitten Slave, motorists must pay to enter inner-cities during peak hours.
  • 12 days ago: Kitten Slave was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Extreme (last census: Top 5%).
  • 14 days ago: Kitten Slave fell out of the world Top 1% for Highest Drug Use.
  • 14 days ago: Kitten Slave fell out of the regional Top 1% for Highest Drug Use.
  • 18 days ago: Kitten Slave was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Rudest Citizens (last census: Top 1%).

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