The Dominion of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Puny Mortals!
Regional Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

Overview People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Dominion of Kitten Slave is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Master with an iron fist, and notable for its anti-smoking policies, smutty television, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 23.468 billion Kitten Slaveans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order is also considered important, while Social Policy and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kitten Slave City. The average income tax rate is 3.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Kitten Slavean economy, worth a remarkable 7,876 trillion bucks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 335,647 bucks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

The government spends more on chasing distant comets than on basic infrastructure, vanity is considered the fifth cardinal virtue, students athletes gaze forlornly at abandoned hungryus carnivorusball fields, and many politicians are serving jail time for minor drug offenses. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Kitten Slave's national animal is the hungryus carnivorus, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Kitteh.

Kitten Slave is ranked 1,329th in Lazarus and 39,225th in the world for Most Popular Tourist Destinations, with 9.199 Net Tourists per hour.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 6 days ago

  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Kitten Slave, many politicians are serving jail time for minor drug offenses.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Kitten Slave, students athletes gaze forlornly at abandoned hungryus carnivorusball fields.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Kitten Slave, vanity is considered the fifth cardinal virtue.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Kitten Slave, the government spends more on chasing distant comets than on basic infrastructure.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Kitten Slave, the education system has gotten a recent boost in spending.
  • 15 days ago: Kitten Slave was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Avoided (last census: Top 5%).
  • 16 days ago: Kitten Slave was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Retail Industry (last census: Top 1%).
  • 18 days ago: Kitten Slave was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Most Influential (last census: Top 10%).
  • 24 days ago: Kitten Slave was ranked in the Top 1% of the region for Rudest Citizens (last census: Top 5%).
  • 26 days ago: Kitten Slave was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Fattest Citizens (last census: Top 1%).

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