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The Dominion of Kitten Slave

“Puny Mortals!”

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Unheard Of

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: Lazarus

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The Dominion of Kitten Slave is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Master with an iron fist, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, surprisingly youthful workforce, and strictly enforced bedtime. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 22.899 billion Kitten Slaveans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kitten Slave City. The average income tax rate is 1.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Kitten Slavean economy, worth a remarkable 7,711 trillion bucks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 336,743 bucks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed, marketing departments of corporate giants compete to sponsor little league teams, suppression of pro-democracy protests is a daily occurrence, and the police have been swamped with requests to stay up past bedtime. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Kitten Slave's national animal is the hungryus carnivorus, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Kitteh.

Kitten Slave is ranked 3,362nd in Lazarus and 109,311th in the world for Most Devout, scoring -51 on the Paradise-Perdition Likelihood Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 2 days 20 hours ago

  • 2 days 9 hours ago: Following new legislation in Kitten Slave, the police have been swamped with requests to stay up past bedtime.
  • 2 days 9 hours ago: Following new legislation in Kitten Slave, suppression of pro-democracy protests is a daily occurrence.
  • 2 days 9 hours ago: Following new legislation in Kitten Slave, marketing departments of corporate giants compete to sponsor little league teams.
  • 2 days 9 hours ago: Following new legislation in Kitten Slave, consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed.
  • 2 days 19 hours ago: Kitten Slave was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Authoritarian (last census: Top 5%).
  • 2 days 20 hours ago: Kitten Slave was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Authoritarian (last census: Top 5%).
  • 3 days 20 hours ago: Kitten Slave was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector (last census: Top 1%).
  • 5 days ago: Kitten Slave was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Public Sector (last census: Top 10%).
  • 5 days ago: Kitten Slave was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Largest Public Sector.
  • 9 days ago: Kitten Slave was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Avoided (last census: Top 1%).

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