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The Dominion of Kitten Slave

“Puny Mortals!”

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Unheard Of

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: Lazarus

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The Dominion of Kitten Slave is a gargantuan, economically powerful nation, ruled by Master with an iron fist, and notable for its compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 22.68 billion Kitten Slaveans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, moralistic government stops and the rest of society begins, but it concentrates mainly on Defence, although Law & Order and Commerce are secondary priorities. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kitten Slave City. The average income tax rate is 84%, and even higher for the wealthy. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Information Technology industry.

Fancy dress parties are raided by military police for new recruits, Animal Liberationists are regularly jailed, tax evaders are regularly visited by agents of the Kitten Slave Blood Tithe, and the government funds private schools for intellectually gifted children. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Kitten Slave's national animal is the hungryus carnivorus, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, its national religion is Kitteh, and its currency is the buck.

Kitten Slave is ranked 21st in Lazarus and 381st in the world for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring 34 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 13 days ago

  • 8 days ago: Kitten Slave was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Lowest Unemployment Rates (last census: Top 5%).
  • 12 days ago: Following new legislation in Kitten Slave, the government funds private schools for intellectually gifted children.
  • 12 days ago: Following new legislation in Kitten Slave, tax evaders are regularly visited by agents of the Kitten Slave Blood Tithe.
  • 12 days ago: Following new legislation in Kitten Slave, Animal Liberationists are regularly jailed.
  • 12 days ago: Following new legislation in Kitten Slave, fancy dress parties are raided by military police for new recruits.
  • 12 days ago: Following new legislation in Kitten Slave, mantis shrimp studies is academia's fastest growing field.
  • 13 days ago: Kitten Slave was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Largest Retail Industry (last census: Top 1%).
  • 15 days ago: Kitten Slave fell out of the regional Top 10% for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • 23 days ago: Kitten Slave fell out of the world Top 10% for Stupidest Citizens.
  • 23 days ago: Kitten Slave fell out of the regional Top 10% for Stupidest Citizens.

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