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The Dominion of Kitten Slave

“Puny Mortals!”

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: Lazarus

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The Dominion of Kitten Slave is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Master with an iron fist, and renowned for its complete absence of social welfare. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 21.264 billion are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, moralistic government stops and the rest of society begins, but it devotes most of its attentions to Defence, with areas such as Social Equality and Social Welfare receiving almost no funds by comparison. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kitten Slave City. The average income tax rate is 79%, and even higher for the wealthy. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Information Technology industry.

Daisy chain gangs plant flowers and pick up litter, reporters sent to cover suspected UFO visits come back with stories about quilting bees, teenagers haven't been seen outdoors since the nation reconnected to the Internet, and fearful citizens watch their every move as does their government. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Kitten Slave's national animal is the hungryus carnivorus, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, its national religion is Kitteh, and its currency is the buck.

Kitten Slave is ranked 51st in Lazarus and 824th in the world for Highest Police Ratios, scoring 477 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 9 days ago

  • 9 days ago: Following new legislation in Kitten Slave, fearful citizens watch their every move as does their government.
  • 9 days ago: Following new legislation in Kitten Slave, teenagers haven't been seen outdoors since the nation reconnected to the Internet.
  • 9 days ago: Following new legislation in Kitten Slave, reporters sent to cover suspected UFO visits come back with stories about quilting bees.
  • 9 days ago: Following new legislation in Kitten Slave, daisy chain gangs plant flowers and pick up litter.
  • 9 days ago: Following new legislation in Kitten Slave, skateboarding is punishable by heavy fines.
  • 22 days ago: Kitten Slave was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Conservative.
  • 22 days ago: Kitten Slave was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Most Conservative (last census: Top 10%).
  • 32 days ago: Following new legislation in Kitten Slave, immigrant herding has become a national pastime.
  • 32 days ago: Following new legislation in Kitten Slave, Kitten Slave City is a police state during international summits.
  • 32 days ago: Following new legislation in Kitten Slave, the government extracts trade concessions from poor nations in exchange for humanitarian aid.

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