The Dominion of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Puny Mortals!
Regional Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

Overview People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Dominion of Kitten Slave is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Master with an iron fist, and remarkable for its deadly medical pandemics, anti-smoking policies, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 23.61 billion Kitten Slaveans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kitten Slave City. The average income tax rate is 3.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Kitten Slavean economy, worth a remarkable 7,916 trillion bucks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 335,289 bucks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Drug distribution is tightly controlled by the government, an increasingly villainous series of sports coaches are demanding the national mascot's true identity, tourism spikes whenever a major ship or plane is lost at sea, and a crusade against barbaric religious practices has begun. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Kitten Slave's national animal is the hungryus carnivorus, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Kitteh.

Kitten Slave is ranked 62nd in Lazarus and 871st in the world for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 9 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 2 days 16 hours ago

  • 2 days 9 hours ago: Following new legislation in Kitten Slave, a crusade against barbaric religious practices has begun.
  • 2 days 9 hours ago: Following new legislation in Kitten Slave, tourism spikes whenever a major ship or plane is lost at sea.
  • 2 days 9 hours ago: Following new legislation in Kitten Slave, an increasingly villainous series of sports coaches are demanding the national mascot's true identity.
  • 2 days 9 hours ago: Following new legislation in Kitten Slave, drug distribution is tightly controlled by the government.
  • 2 days 9 hours ago: Following new legislation in Kitten Slave, governments opposing Kitten Slave are beset by rebels.
  • 17 days ago: Following new legislation in Kitten Slave, 90% of active duty KSAF personnel have been laid off and replaced by robot kill-drones.
  • 17 days ago: Following new legislation in Kitten Slave, warfare increasingly resembles a video game.
  • 17 days ago: Following new legislation in Kitten Slave, citizens are regularly arrested in queues for 'loitering'.
  • 17 days ago: Following new legislation in Kitten Slave, science centers and state of the art laboratories are ubiquitous.
  • 17 days ago: Following new legislation in Kitten Slave, citizens are frequently searched for illegal weapons.

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