Highest Economic Output: 257th Largest Mining Sector: 315th Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 513th
The Dominion of
Corporate Police State
Puny Mortals!
Regional Influence
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Political Freedom

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The Dominion of Kitten Slave is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Master with an iron fist, and remarkable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, strictly enforced bedtime, and prohibition of alcohol. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 26.378 billion Kitten Slaveans are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order is also considered important, while Social Policy and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kitten Slave City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Kitten Slavean economy, worth a remarkable 9,252 trillion bucks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is an amazing 350,781 bucks, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,439,712 per year while the poor average 56,427, a ratio of 25.5 to 1.

Fearful citizens watch their every move as does their government, the "fire department" is often called to remove offensive religious texts, Merry Birthday is a popular protest song despite the risk of fines and royalty dues, and emigration to countries with labor laws is all the rage. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Kitten Slave's national animal is the hungryus carnivorus, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Kitteh.

Kitten Slave is ranked 92,339th in the world and 3,559th in Lazarus for Most Advanced Public Transport, scoring 792.17 on the Societal Mobility Rating.

Highest Economic Output: 257thLargest Mining Sector: 315thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 513thHighest Average Incomes: 660thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 662ndLargest Insurance Industry: 709thLowest Crime Rates: 767thMost Avoided: 898thMost Scientifically Advanced: 916thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 918thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 976thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 993rdLargest Populations: 1,117thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,211thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,219thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,347thSafest: 1,385thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,497thTop
Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,557thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,588thMost Efficient Economies: 1,747thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,850thFattest Citizens: 2,121stRudest Citizens: 2,422ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,542ndLargest Governments: 2,967thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3,230thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 4,000thLargest Retail Industry: 4,073rdLargest Black Market: 4,239thMost Conservative: 4,346thLargest Agricultural Sector: 4,675thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 6,431stTop
Largest Publishing Industry: 10,556thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 11,149thSmartest Citizens: 14,111th
Highest Economic Output: 12th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 14th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 20th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 26th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 30th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 32nd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 33rd in the regionLargest Populations: 34th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 35th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 40th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 41st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 44th in the regionMost Avoided: 48th in the regionTop
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 57th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 65th in the regionSafest: 67th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 70th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 75th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 81st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 88th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 91st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 93rd in the regionRudest Citizens: 109th in the regionFattest Citizens: 111th in the regionLargest Governments: 123rd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 154th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 163rd in the regionMost Conservative: 172nd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 183rd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 185th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 202nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 233rd in the regionTop
Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 321st in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 331st in the regionMost Influential: 391st in the regionMost Stationary: 421st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 457th in the regionMost Extreme: 485th in the regionMost Secular: 489th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Kitten Slave was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Secular.
  • : Following new legislation in Kitten Slave, emigration to countries with labor laws is all the rage.
  • : Following new legislation in Kitten Slave, Merry Birthday is a popular protest song despite the risk of fines and royalty dues.
  • : Following new legislation in Kitten Slave, the "fire department" is often called to remove offensive religious texts.
  • : Following new legislation in Kitten Slave, fearful citizens watch their every move as does their government.
  • : Following new legislation in Kitten Slave, the native owl population is in permanent hibernation.
  • : Kitten Slave was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Efficient Economies.
  • : Kitten Slave was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Rudest Citizens and the Top 10% for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides.
  • : Following new legislation in Kitten Slave, mining is the nation's most dangerous occupation.
  • : Kitten Slave was reclassified from "Iron Fist Consumerists" to "Corporate Police State".


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