Highest Economic Output: 254th Largest Mining Sector: 324th Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 519th
The Dominion of
Corporate Police State
Puny Mortals!
Regional Influence
Shoeshiner
Region
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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The Dominion of Kitten Slave is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Master with an iron fist, and remarkable for its avant-garde cinema, avowedly heterosexual populace, and prohibition of alcohol. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 26.562 billion Kitten Slaveans are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order is also considered important, while Social Policy and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kitten Slave City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Kitten Slavean economy, worth a remarkable 9,332 trillion bucks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is an amazing 351,329 bucks, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,441,960 per year while the poor average 56,515, a ratio of 25.5 to 1.

Public urination is on the increase, bands of paramedics walk the streets looking for suspicious medical activity, Maxtopians are both starving and giddy after the Kitten Slavean military unleashed its biological weapons, and prohibition has allowed a Maxtopian immigrant known only as "Nipples" to establish an illicit breast milk syndicate. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Kitten Slave's national animal is the hungryus carnivorus, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Kitteh.

Kitten Slave is ranked 4,166th in the world and 238th in Lazarus for Largest Black Market, with 121 trillion Standard Monetary Units.

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Highest Economic Output: 254thLargest Mining Sector: 324thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 519thHighest Average Incomes: 649thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 675thLargest Insurance Industry: 715thLowest Crime Rates: 771stMost Avoided: 887thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 916thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 941stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 943rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 988thLargest Populations: 1,098thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,198thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,336thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,348thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,473rdLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,524thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,553rdMost Efficient Economies: 1,717thTop
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Most Corrupt Governments: 1,886thFattest Citizens: 2,128thSafest: 2,216thRudest Citizens: 2,479thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,540thLargest Governments: 3,014thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3,252ndLargest Retail Industry: 4,033rdLargest Black Market: 4,166thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 4,171stLargest Agricultural Sector: 4,819thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 6,455thMost Conservative: 7,155thTop
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Largest Publishing Industry: 10,732ndGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 12,366thSmartest Citizens: 14,066thMost Stationary: 15,541stMost Secular: 15,831stMost Influential: 16,166th
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Largest Mining Sector: 12th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 13th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 22nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 27th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 28th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 30th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 31st in the regionLargest Populations: 33rd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 34th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 37th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 43rd in the regionMost Avoided: 45th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 48th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 51st in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 59th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 65th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 74th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 78th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 89th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 91st in the regionSafest: 99th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 102nd in the regionFattest Citizens: 118th in the regionRudest Citizens: 119th in the regionLargest Governments: 123rd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 161st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 169th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 182nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 191st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 200th in the regionMost Conservative: 226th in the regionLargest Black Market: 238th in the regionTop
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Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 330th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 345th in the regionMost Influential: 361st in the regionMost Stationary: 415th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 496th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Kitten Slave was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Efficient Economies and Largest Pizza Delivery Sector and the Top 10% for Most Influential, Most Secular, and Most Stationary.
  • : Kitten Slave was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Kitten Slave, prohibition has allowed a Maxtopian immigrant known only as "Nipples" to establish an illicit breast milk syndicate.
  • : Following new legislation in Kitten Slave, Maxtopians are both starving and giddy after the Kitten Slavean military unleashed its biological weapons.
  • : Following new legislation in Kitten Slave, bands of paramedics walk the streets looking for suspicious medical activity.
  • : Following new legislation in Kitten Slave, public urination is on the increase.
  • : Following new legislation in Kitten Slave, main battle tanks stalk the woods of Kitten Slave in search of hungryus carnivoruses.
  • : Kitten Slave was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Secular.
  • : Following new legislation in Kitten Slave, emigration to countries with labor laws is all the rage.
  • : Following new legislation in Kitten Slave, Merry Birthday is a popular protest song despite the risk of fines and royalty dues.

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