Highest Economic Output: 252nd Largest Mining Sector: 297th Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 514th
The Dominion of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Puny Mortals!
Regional Influence
Shoeshiner
Region
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

Overview People Government Economy Rank Trend

The Dominion of Kitten Slave is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Master with an iron fist, and remarkable for its state-planned economy, digital currency, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 26.005 billion Kitten Slaveans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order is also considered important, while Social Policy and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kitten Slave City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Kitten Slavean economy, worth a remarkable 9,175 trillion bucks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, broadly diversified black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 352,822 bucks, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,115,141 per year while the poor average 85,231, a ratio of 13.1 to 1.

Pristine wilderness has been trashed in the quest for cheaper oil, a Lazarus Tourist Association survey has rated Kitten Slave #1 for number twos, the government is spending billions of bucks on a fancy space probe to find a planet that may not even exist, and hungryus carnivorus sanctuaries have been taken over by hydraulic fracturing sites. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Kitten Slave's national animal is the hungryus carnivorus, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Kitteh.

Kitten Slave is ranked 91,511th in the world and 3,084th in Lazarus for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 253.02 on the Clooney Contribution Index.

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Highest Economic Output: 252ndLargest Mining Sector: 297thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 514thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 607thHighest Average Incomes: 609thLargest Insurance Industry: 669thLowest Crime Rates: 785thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 839thMost Scientifically Advanced: 865thMost Avoided: 895thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 926thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,064thLargest Populations: 1,127thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,191stLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,336thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,359thSafest: 1,453rdLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,472ndTop
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,502ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,632ndMost Corrupt Governments: 1,730thLargest Black Market: 2,161stFattest Citizens: 2,209thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,562ndLargest Governments: 3,009thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3,199thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 3,504thMost Conservative: 3,729thLargest Retail Industry: 3,742ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 4,433rdLowest Overall Tax Burden: 5,287thTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 8,474thRudest Citizens: 9,552ndLargest Publishing Industry: 9,830thMost Authoritarian: 10,383rdHighest Poor Incomes: 11,146thSmartest Citizens: 13,962nd
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Largest Mining Sector: 10th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 10th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 21st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 21st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 26th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 28th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 30th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 32nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 34th in the regionLargest Populations: 34th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 35th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 35th in the regionMost Avoided: 45th in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 63rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 67th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 68th in the regionSafest: 68th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 71st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 74th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 91st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 94th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 114th in the regionLargest Governments: 116th in the regionFattest Citizens: 117th in the regionMost Conservative: 119th in the regionLargest Black Market: 122nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 153rd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 163rd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 174th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 177th in the regionTop
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Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 256th in the regionRudest Citizens: 295th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 314th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 358th in the regionMost Influential: 369th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 408th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 418th in the regionMost Stationary: 435th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Kitten Slave, hungryus carnivorus sanctuaries have been taken over by hydraulic fracturing sites.
  • : Following new legislation in Kitten Slave, the government is spending billions of bucks on a fancy space probe to find a planet that may not even exist.
  • : Following new legislation in Kitten Slave, a Lazarus Tourist Association survey has rated Kitten Slave #1 for number twos.
  • : Following new legislation in Kitten Slave, pristine wilderness has been trashed in the quest for cheaper oil.
  • : Following new legislation in Kitten Slave, invasive drug testing is now performed at elementary school sports days.
  • : Following new legislation in Kitten Slave, meals are now followed by thirty minutes of mandatory exercise.
  • : Following new legislation in Kitten Slave, penurious citizens die from easily remedied ailments because they aren't 'taking enough initiative'.
  • : Following new legislation in Kitten Slave, country folk are sent to obligatory boarding schools to learn how to be civilized.
  • : Kitten Slave was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Wealthy Incomes and the Top 5% for Most Efficient Economies.
  • : Following new legislation in Kitten Slave, almost all of Kitten Slave's water is piped into the country from abroad for exorbitant prices.

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