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The Dominion of Kitten Slave

“Puny Mortals!”

Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Outlawed
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Unheard Of

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: Lazarus

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The Dominion of Kitten Slave is a gargantuan, economically powerful nation, ruled by Master with an iron fist, and remarkable for its punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 22.519 billion Kitten Slaveans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, moralistic government stops and the rest of society begins, but it concentrates mainly on Defence, although Law & Order and Commerce are secondary priorities. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kitten Slave City. The average income tax rate is 85%, and even higher for the wealthy. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Information Technology industry.

Kitten Slave's army is full of two-metre tall super-soldiers, the people are famous throughout the region for their bleached-white teeth, new safety regulations require all cars manufactured in Kitten Slave to be bombproof, and international organisations everywhere are united in their condemnation of the nation's zombified military (Kitten Slave has found 2 easter eggs). Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Kitten Slave's national animal is the hungryus carnivorus, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, its national religion is Kitteh, and its currency is the buck.

Kitten Slave is ranked 24th in Lazarus and 434th in the world for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 17 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 20 days ago

  • 13 days ago: Kitten Slave was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Most Avoided (last census: Top 1%).
  • 19 days ago: Following new legislation in Kitten Slave, international organisations everywhere are united in their condemnation of the nation's zombified military (Kitten Slave has found 2 easter eggs).
  • 19 days ago: Following new legislation in Kitten Slave, new safety regulations require all cars manufactured in Kitten Slave to be bombproof.
  • 19 days ago: Following new legislation in Kitten Slave, the people are famous throughout the region for their bleached-white teeth.
  • 19 days ago: Following new legislation in Kitten Slave, Kitten Slave's army is full of two-metre tall super-soldiers.
  • 19 days ago: Following new legislation in Kitten Slave, military geniuses responsible for brilliant campaigns are drummed out because they have close same-sex friends and an interest in interior design.
  • 25 days ago: Kitten Slave was ravaged by a Zombie Horde from The Borderlands of The Last Lands, infecting 1 million survivors.
  • 35 days ago: Kitten Slave was ranked in the Top 1% of the region for Largest Populations (last census: Top 5%).
  • 36 days ago: Kitten Slave was reclassified from "Iron Fist Consumerists" to "Psychotic Dictatorship".
  • 36 days ago: Following new legislation in Kitten Slave, motorists' locations are constantly tracked by intelligence and law enforcement agencies.

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