Highest Economic Output: 248th Largest Mining Sector: 289th Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 483rd
The Dominion of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Puny Mortals!
Regional Influence
Shoeshiner
Region
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

Overview People Government Economy Rank Trend

The Dominion of Kitten Slave is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Master with an iron fist, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, soft-spoken computers, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 25.68 billion Kitten Slaveans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kitten Slave City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Kitten Slavean economy, worth a remarkable 9,101 trillion bucks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, broadly diversified black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 354,433 bucks, with the richest citizens earning 9.1 times as much as the poorest.

Groups of government workers are declared protected tribes if they venture too deep into the Capitol, euthanasia is legal, the government is rumored to hire body doubles whose full-time jobs are to cry at public events, and suppression of pro-democracy protests is a daily occurrence. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Kitten Slave's national animal is the hungryus carnivorus, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Kitteh.

Kitten Slave is ranked 123,043rd in the world and 3,885th in Lazarus for Most Advanced Public Transport, scoring 735.9 on the Societal Mobility Rating.

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Highest Economic Output: 248thLargest Mining Sector: 289thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 483rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 545thHighest Average Incomes: 565thLargest Insurance Industry: 683rdLowest Crime Rates: 758thMost Scientifically Advanced: 788thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 821stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 843rdMost Avoided: 901stLargest Information Technology Sector: 971stLargest Populations: 1,122ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,125thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,127thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,345thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,389thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,397thSafest: 1,439thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,619thLargest Black Market: 1,638thTop
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Fattest Citizens: 2,012thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,077thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,603rdLargest Governments: 2,742ndLargest Cheese Export Sector: 3,039thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3,095thLargest Retail Industry: 3,326thLargest Agricultural Sector: 4,698thHighest Poor Incomes: 4,917thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 5,212thMost Conservative: 7,873rdLargest Publishing Industry: 9,111thMost Authoritarian: 9,387thMost Efficient Economies: 9,523rdTop
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Smartest Citizens: 12,761stMost Influential: 16,067thMost Stationary: 18,071stRudest Citizens: 18,331st
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Highest Economic Output: 10th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 11th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 21st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 22nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 25th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 29th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 31st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 34th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 34th in the regionLargest Populations: 34th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 37th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 38th in the regionMost Avoided: 49th in the regionTop
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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 61st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 64th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 66th in the regionSafest: 66th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 68th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 80th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 89th in the regionLargest Black Market: 96th in the regionFattest Citizens: 108th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 116th in the regionLargest Governments: 117th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 118th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 161st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 165th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 167th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 176th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 202nd in the regionMost Conservative: 232nd in the regionMost Authoritarian: 238th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 256th in the regionTop
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Most Influential: 358th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 421st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 422nd in the regionMost Stationary: 447th in the regionRudest Citizens: 524th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Kitten Slave, suppression of pro-democracy protests is a daily occurrence.
  • : Following new legislation in Kitten Slave, the government is rumored to hire body doubles whose full-time jobs are to cry at public events.
  • : Following new legislation in Kitten Slave, euthanasia is legal.
  • : Following new legislation in Kitten Slave, groups of government workers are declared protected tribes if they venture too deep into the Capitol.
  • : Following new legislation in Kitten Slave, all gamers have been drafted into the military despite their lack of upper body strength.
  • : Kitten Slave was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Stationary.
  • : Kitten Slave was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Efficient Economies.
  • : Kitten Slave was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Publishing Industry.
  • : Following new legislation in Kitten Slave, wind farms are erected on shuttered oil platforms.
  • : Following new legislation in Kitten Slave, it is impossible to get any work done as auditors swarm every inch of government factories and mines.

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