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The Dominion of Kitten Slave

“Puny Mortals!”

Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Outlawed
Economy:
All-Consuming
Political Freedoms:
Unheard Of

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: Lazarus

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The Dominion of Kitten Slave is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Master with an iron fist, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 21.909 billion Kitten Slaveans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, moralistic government stops and the rest of society begins, but it devotes most of its attentions to Defence, with areas such as Social Equality and Social Welfare receiving almost no funds by comparison. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kitten Slave City. The average income tax rate is 82%, and even higher for the wealthy. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Information Technology industry.

The government is suspected of mass disappearing dissidents both at home and abroad, billions of bucks are being blown on orbital weapons development, pristine wilderness has been trashed in the quest for cheaper oil, and school uniforms are compulsory. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Kitten Slave's national animal is the hungryus carnivorus, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, its national religion is Kitteh, and its currency is the buck.

Kitten Slave is ranked 2,664th in Lazarus and 98,915th in the world for Lowest Overall Tax Burden, scoring -12 on the Hayek Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 5 days ago

  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Kitten Slave, school uniforms are compulsory.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Kitten Slave, pristine wilderness has been trashed in the quest for cheaper oil.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Kitten Slave, billions of bucks are being blown on orbital weapons development.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Kitten Slave, the government is suspected of mass disappearing dissidents both at home and abroad.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Kitten Slave, birds and children's kites are regularly brought down by anti-aircraft fire.
  • 15 days ago: Kitten Slave was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Drug Use.
  • 15 days ago: Kitten Slave was ranked in the Top 1% of the region for Highest Drug Use.
  • 15 days ago: Following new legislation in Kitten Slave, vets have been drafted in to help "fix" those who fail the parental license exam.
  • 15 days ago: Following new legislation in Kitten Slave, children as young as twelve are conscripted into the armed forces.
  • 15 days ago: Following new legislation in Kitten Slave, homes have been banned from having any more than one wheel.

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