The Dominion of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Puny Mortals!
Regional Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

Overview People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Dominion of Kitten Slave is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Master with an iron fist, and remarkable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, parental licensing program, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 23.84 billion Kitten Slaveans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order is also considered important, while Social Policy and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kitten Slave City. The average income tax rate is 2.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Kitten Slavean economy, worth a remarkable 7,997 trillion bucks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an amazing 335,462 bucks, with the richest citizens earning 5.3 times as much as the poorest.

Hungryus carnivorus populations thrive as dogs are slaughtered in the millions, crop circles are intently studied by investigators with questionable merits, motorists' locations are constantly tracked by intelligence and law enforcement agencies, and employers may fire workers without giving any reason. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Kitten Slave's national animal is the hungryus carnivorus, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Kitteh.

Kitten Slave is ranked 99th in Lazarus and 1,302nd in the world for Most Avoided, scoring 2,292.11 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 9 days ago

  • 7 hours ago: Kitten Slave was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Avoided (last census: Top 1%).
  • 8 days ago: Following new legislation in Kitten Slave, employers may fire workers without giving any reason.
  • 8 days ago: Following new legislation in Kitten Slave, motorists' locations are constantly tracked by intelligence and law enforcement agencies.
  • 8 days ago: Following new legislation in Kitten Slave, crop circles are intently studied by investigators with questionable merits.
  • 8 days ago: Following new legislation in Kitten Slave, hungryus carnivorus populations thrive as dogs are slaughtered in the millions.
  • 8 days ago: Following new legislation in Kitten Slave, citizens re-mortgage their homes to buy lottery tickets.
  • 12 days ago: Kitten Slave was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Largest Basket Weaving Sector (last census: Top 1%).
  • 26 days ago: Following new legislation in Kitten Slave, Master claims to be the epitome of family values.
  • 26 days ago: Following new legislation in Kitten Slave, the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit.
  • 26 days ago: Following new legislation in Kitten Slave, citizens rise at daybreak every day for mandatory exercise.

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