Highest Economic Output: 251st Largest Mining Sector: 297th Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 496th
The Dominion of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Puny Mortals!
Regional Influence
Shoeshiner
Region
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

Overview People Government Economy Rank Trend

The Dominion of Kitten Slave is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Master with an iron fist, and notable for its prohibition of alcohol, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 25.824 billion Kitten Slaveans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order is also considered important, while Social Policy and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kitten Slave City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Kitten Slavean economy, worth a remarkable 9,080 trillion bucks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, broadly diversified black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 351,616 bucks, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,074,117 per year while the poor average 89,216, a ratio of 12.0 to 1.

Organ donation is compulsory, several citizens have complained about scientists abducting their pets for experimentation, much of Kitten Slave's computer network is controlled by a rampant artificial intelligence, and almost all of Kitten Slave's water is piped into the country from abroad for exorbitant prices. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Kitten Slave's national animal is the hungryus carnivorus, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Kitteh.

Kitten Slave is ranked 179,746th in the world and 5,103rd in Lazarus for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 8.84 on the Kitten Softness Rating.

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1%
Highest Economic Output: 251stLargest Mining Sector: 297thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 496thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 592ndHighest Average Incomes: 599thLargest Insurance Industry: 658thLowest Crime Rates: 782ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 811thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 853rdMost Avoided: 902ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 907thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,013thLargest Populations: 1,125thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,171stLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,265thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,385thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,422ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,454thSafest: 1,494thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,671stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,734thTop
5%
Largest Black Market: 1,936thFattest Citizens: 2,076thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,617thLargest Governments: 2,960thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3,134thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 3,350thLargest Retail Industry: 3,526thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 5,155thLargest Agricultural Sector: 5,466thMost Conservative: 6,144thMost Efficient Economies: 8,538thTop
10%
Highest Poor Incomes: 9,296thLargest Publishing Industry: 9,383rdRudest Citizens: 10,906thMost Authoritarian: 11,554thSmartest Citizens: 13,679thMost Influential: 16,209thMost Stationary: 17,731st
Top
1%
Highest Economic Output: 11th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 12th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 21st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 24th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 28th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 29th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 30th in the regionLargest Populations: 33rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 35th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 36th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 38th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 39th in the regionMost Avoided: 49th in the regionTop
5%
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 59th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 66th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 69th in the regionSafest: 69th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 77th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 78th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 89th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 103rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 109th in the regionFattest Citizens: 111th in the regionLargest Governments: 123rd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 125th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 157th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 159th in the regionMost Conservative: 170th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 176th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 196th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 250th in the regionTop
10%
Most Authoritarian: 292nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 332nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 355th in the regionMost Influential: 357th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 373rd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 415th in the regionMost Stationary: 441st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Kitten Slave was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Wealthy Incomes and the Top 5% for Most Efficient Economies.
  • : Following new legislation in Kitten Slave, almost all of Kitten Slave's water is piped into the country from abroad for exorbitant prices.
  • : Following new legislation in Kitten Slave, much of Kitten Slave's computer network is controlled by a rampant artificial intelligence.
  • : Following new legislation in Kitten Slave, several citizens have complained about scientists abducting their pets for experimentation.
  • : Following new legislation in Kitten Slave, organ donation is compulsory.
  • : Following new legislation in Kitten Slave, virtually all of the country's economic activity takes place in Kitten Slave City.
  • : Following new legislation in Kitten Slave, suppression of pro-democracy protests is a daily occurrence.
  • : Following new legislation in Kitten Slave, the government is rumored to hire body doubles whose full-time jobs are to cry at public events.
  • : Following new legislation in Kitten Slave, euthanasia is legal.
  • : Following new legislation in Kitten Slave, groups of government workers are declared protected tribes if they venture too deep into the Capitol.

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