Highest Economic Output: 251st Largest Mining Sector: 295th Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 497th
The Dominion of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Puny Mortals!
Regional Influence
Shoeshiner
Region
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

Overview People Government Economy Rank Trend

The Dominion of Kitten Slave is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Master with an iron fist, and renowned for its soft-spoken computers, anti-smoking policies, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 26.167 billion Kitten Slaveans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order is also considered important, while Social Policy and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kitten Slave City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Kitten Slavean economy, worth a remarkable 9,247 trillion bucks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, broadly diversified black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 353,410 bucks, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,116,999 per year while the poor average 85,373, a ratio of 13.1 to 1.

Turning eighteen is often referred to as the 'Age of Aquarius', the government spends twice as much reclaiming lost settlements from the sea as it could've on coastal defences, agricultural science is the most competitive subject at Kitten Slave's universities, and Maxtopian tourists make expensive pilgrimages to Kitten Slave City to enjoy their national art. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Kitten Slave's national animal is the hungryus carnivorus, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Kitteh.

Kitten Slave is ranked 772nd in the world and 32nd in Lazarus for Lowest Crime Rates, with 153.74 Law-abiding Acts Per Hour.

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Highest Economic Output: 251stLargest Mining Sector: 295thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 497thHighest Average Incomes: 612thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 619thLargest Insurance Industry: 676thLowest Crime Rates: 772ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 840thMost Avoided: 860thMost Scientifically Advanced: 886thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 949thLargest Populations: 1,121stLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,129thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,154thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,362ndLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,377thSafest: 1,426thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,504thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,513thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,620thTop
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Most Corrupt Governments: 1,746thLargest Black Market: 2,139thFattest Citizens: 2,274thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,527thLargest Governments: 2,915thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3,207thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 3,623rdLargest Retail Industry: 3,826thMost Conservative: 3,898thLargest Agricultural Sector: 4,325thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 6,333rdMost Efficient Economies: 7,933rdTop
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Rudest Citizens: 9,655thLargest Publishing Industry: 10,186thHighest Poor Incomes: 11,184thMost Authoritarian: 11,875thSmartest Citizens: 14,776thMost Influential: 16,025thMost Stationary: 16,687th
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Largest Mining Sector: 11th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 12th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 20th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 23rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 26th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 31st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 32nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 33rd in the regionLargest Populations: 34th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 35th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 38th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 38th in the regionTop
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Most Avoided: 46th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 59th in the regionSafest: 65th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 67th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 76th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 77th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 78th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 89th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 98th in the regionLargest Governments: 118th in the regionLargest Black Market: 120th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 122nd in the regionFattest Citizens: 125th in the regionMost Conservative: 127th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 145th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 169th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 183rd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 185th in the regionTop
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Rudest Citizens: 284th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 299th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 318th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 350th in the regionMost Influential: 378th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 429th in the regionMost Stationary: 431st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 435th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Kitten Slave was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Stationary.
  • : Kitten Slave was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Wealthy Incomes.
  • : Kitten Slave was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Influential.
  • : Kitten Slave was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Efficient Economies.
  • : Kitten Slave was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector and Largest Pizza Delivery Sector.
  • : Kitten Slave was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Smartest Citizens.
  • : Kitten Slave was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Safest.
  • : Following new legislation in Kitten Slave, Maxtopian tourists make expensive pilgrimages to Kitten Slave City to enjoy their national art.
  • : Following new legislation in Kitten Slave, agricultural science is the most competitive subject at Kitten Slave's universities.
  • : Following new legislation in Kitten Slave, the government spends twice as much reclaiming lost settlements from the sea as it could've on coastal defences.

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