The Pony-Fox Empire of
Capitalist Paradise
Corporations are magic.
Regional Influence
Eminence Grise
Region
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Very Good

Overview Factbook People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Pony-Fox Empire of Kitsune France is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Princess Diamond Hooves with an even hand, and remarkable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, smutty television, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 7.491 billion French Kitsunes are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The enormous, pro-business government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Industry, Education, and Welfare also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vichy. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 84.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Kitsune economy, worth 880 trillion Euros a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Automobile Manufacturing, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is an impressive 117,577 Euros, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 379,997 per year while the poor average 27,493, a ratio of 13.8 to 1.

Corporate 'hostile takeovers' now involve ICBMs and main battle tanks, the country has been 'going shopping' by annexing nearby nations for their resources, female newsreaders distract the nation by breastfeeding during broadcast, and dog breeding has been banned in accordance with recent animal experimentation laws. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kitsune France's national animal is the Lupus Major, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities, and its national religion is a major religion.

Kitsune France is ranked 5th in Yerushalem VI and 79,026th in the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements, with 0 Valid Endorsements.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Kitsune France fell out of the regional Top 10% for Highest Average Tax Rates.
  • : Kitsune France fell out of the regional Top 5% for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector.
  • : Kitsune France fell out of the regional Top 10% for Most Scientifically Advanced.
  • : Kitsune France fell out of the regional Top 5% for Largest Populations.
  • : Kitsune France fell out of the regional Top 10% for Fastest-Growing Economies.
  • : Kitsune France altered its national flag.
  • : Kitsune France was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Largest Welfare Programs (last census: Top 5%).
  • : Kitsune France fell out of the regional Top 5% for Most Subsidized Industry.
  • : Kitsune France's influence in Yerushalem VI rose from "Dealmaker" to "Eminence Grise".
  • : Kitsune France fell out of the regional Top 10% for Lowest Crime Rates.

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