The Pony-Fox Empire of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Corporations are magic.
Regional Influence
Eminence Grise
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Good

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The Pony-Fox Empire of Kitsune France is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Princess Diamond Hooves with an even hand, and notable for its compulsory military service, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, hard-working population of 8.443 billion French Kitsunes have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Industry, Education, and Welfare also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vichy. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 80.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Kitsune economy, worth a remarkable 1,051 trillion Euros a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 124,485 Euros, with the richest citizens earning 7.3 times as much as the poorest.

Protests are prohibited from blocking traffic, carpet bombing has decimated Brasilistan's landscape and population, the country routinely whitewashes uncomfortable parts of its history, and the nation's air missiles have killed thousands of Brasilistan military personnel. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kitsune France's national animal is the Lupus Major, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is a major religion.

Kitsune France is ranked 8th in Yerushalem VI and 22,208th in the world for Safest, scoring 374.767 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Kitsune France, the nation's air missiles have killed thousands of Brasilistan military personnel.
  • : Following new legislation in Kitsune France, the country routinely whitewashes uncomfortable parts of its history.
  • : Following new legislation in Kitsune France, carpet bombing has decimated Brasilistan's landscape and population.
  • : Following new legislation in Kitsune France, protests are prohibited from blocking traffic.
  • : Following new legislation in Kitsune France, it is a crime to operate a combine harvester while intoxicated.
  • : Following new legislation in Kitsune France, conspiracy theorists allege Vichy's new subway map resembles Satanic symbols.
  • : Kitsune France fell out of the regional Top 10% for Largest Welfare Programs.
  • : Kitsune France altered its national flag.
  • : Following new legislation in Kitsune France, wounded veterans can only get prosthetics if they agree to become walking billboards for the arms industry.
  • : Following new legislation in Kitsune France, the military is on a massive recruiting drive in advance of an invasion of Brasilistan.

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