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The Technocratic State of Kinitaria

“Freedom through Progress”

Category: Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Good
Economy:
Powerhouse
Political Freedoms:
Below Average

Regional Influence: Duckspeaker

Location: Atlantian Oceania

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The Technocratic State of Kinitaria is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Administrator Halim Peronilič with an even hand, and remarkable for its hatred of cheese. The compassionate population of 7.68 billion Kinitars are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, the Environment, and Social Welfare. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mi'ato. The average income tax rate is 99%. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

Motorists must pay to enter inner-cities during peak hours, cars are banned from built-up areas, Mi'ato is a police state during international summits, and the psych wards are overflowing with transsexuals. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kinitaria's national animal is the deer, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is Kinitar Orthodox Christianity, and its currency is the hirin.

Kinitaria is ranked 3rd in Atlantian Oceania and 1,876th in the world for Least Corrupt Governments, scoring 53 on the Inverse Mugabe Relativity Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 1 day 11 hours ago

  • 11 hours ago: Kinitaria was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Least Corrupt Governments (last census: Top 1%).
  • 2 days 11 hours ago: Kinitaria fell out of the regional Top 10% for Nicest Citizens.
  • 5 days ago: Kinitaria was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Most Authoritarian.
  • 20 days ago: Following new legislation in Kinitaria, the psych wards are overflowing with transsexuals.
  • 20 days ago: Following new legislation in Kinitaria, Mi'ato is a police state during international summits.
  • 20 days ago: Following new legislation in Kinitaria, cars are banned from built-up areas.
  • 21 days ago: Kinitaria was struck by a Cure Missile from The Empire of Ratastan, curing 1 million infected.
  • 21 days ago: Kinitaria was struck by a Cure Missile from The Empire of Ratastan, curing 1 million infected.
  • 22 days ago: Kinitaria was struck by a Cure Missile from The Prime Ministerialship of Bazalonia, curing 47 million infected.
  • 22 days ago: Kinitaria was struck by a Cure Missile from The Prime Ministerialship of Bazalonia, curing 42 million infected.

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