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The Kingdom of King Rankmore is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by King Rankmore with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, frequent executions, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 8.684 billion King Rankmoreans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Social Policy. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of KingRankopolis. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient King Rankmorean economy, worth a remarkable 2,211 trillion Dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 254,706 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

UFO sightings are listed daily in the morning news, nude art is becoming wildly popular, local executives are seen on the corner with cardboard signs reading "will oppress the masses for food", and drug distribution is tightly controlled by the government. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. King Rankmore's national animal is the Red Back Spider, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Cricket.

King Rankmore is ranked 7th in Australia and 13,913th in the world for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 3 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.

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