Safest: 43rd Highest Average Tax Rates: 51st Lowest Crime Rates: 52nd
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The Kingdom of King Rankmore is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by King Rankmore with an even hand, and remarkable for its public floggings, smutty television, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 11.064 billion King Rankmoreans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of KingRankopolis. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient King Rankmorean economy, worth a remarkable 2,965 trillion Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing and Information Technology. Average income is an amazing 267,987 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Public loudspeakers constantly tell citizens they are "happy people", failed genetic experiments wreak havoc as they roam the countryside, every week is blindness awareness week, and crocodile roadkill is smeared across the asphalt of the new Formula One track. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. King Rankmore's national animal is the Red Back Spider, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Cricket.

King Rankmore is ranked 39,578th in the world and 12th in Australia for Most Conservative, scoring 60.85 on the Bush-Santorum Dawning Terror Index.

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Safest: 43rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 51stLowest Crime Rates: 52ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 60thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 70thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 71stLargest Governments: 76thMost Developed: 132ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 141stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 153rdLargest Welfare Programs: 209thMost Advanced Public Education: 214thMost Subsidized Industry: 217thMost Pacifist: 279thHighest Poor Incomes: 285thHealthiest Citizens: 300thLongest Average Lifespans: 304thMost Efficient Economies: 396thMost Cultured: 498thSmartest Citizens: 567thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 615thMost Beautiful Environments: 618thMost Inclusive: 941stMost Influential: 1,411thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,427thBest Weather: 1,436thTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 1,836thHighest Economic Output: 2,251stHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,757thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,612thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4,111thMost Cheerful Citizens: 4,185thNicest Citizens: 5,471stLargest Publishing Industry: 5,969thMost Compassionate Citizens: 6,649thMost Corrupt Governments: 7,073rdTop
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Largest Populations: 9,751stMost Devout: 10,623rdMost Stationary: 11,799th
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Most Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionSafest: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2nd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2nd in the regionTop
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Highest Economic Output: 3rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 4th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 4th in the regionBest Weather: 4th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 5th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in King Rankmore, crocodile roadkill is smeared across the asphalt of the new Formula One track.
  • : Following new legislation in King Rankmore, every week is blindness awareness week.
  • : Following new legislation in King Rankmore, failed genetic experiments wreak havoc as they roam the countryside.
  • : King Rankmore lodged a message on the Australia Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in King Rankmore, public loudspeakers constantly tell citizens they are "happy people".
  • : King Rankmore voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Lone Wolves United".
  • : Following new legislation in King Rankmore, over a third of the seats in sports stadiums have been removed to make room for female-only commodes.
  • : King Rankmore voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Foreign Patent Recognition"".
  • : Following new legislation in King Rankmore, subsidisation of Big Pharma has stopped many corporate executives from having to sell their second homes.
  • : King Rankmore voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Right to Sexual Privacy".

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