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The Kingdom of King Rankmore

“Australia rulzs.”

Category: Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Average
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Good

Regional Influence: Eminence Grise

Location: Australia

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The Kingdom of King Rankmore is a colossal, economically powerful nation, ruled by King Rankmore with an even hand, and notable for its anti-smoking policies. The compassionate population of 6.883 billion King Rankmoreans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Social Equality. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of KingRankopolis. The average income tax rate is 100%. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry.

Streakers swamp all public events in order to bare it all, the government is avowedly atheist, roads are often attended by round-the-clock construction crews, and charged suspects often have to wait years before the courts have room to judge their trial. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. King Rankmore's national animal is the Red Back Spider, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is Cricket, and its currency is the VB Can.

King Rankmore is ranked 5th in Australia and 5,630th in the world for Most Godforsaken, with 84 Dawkins.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 117 minutes ago

  • 4 hours ago: King Rankmore was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Godforsaken (last census: Top 10%).
  • 5 hours ago: King Rankmore lodged a message on the Australia Regional Message Board.
  • 1 day 5 hours ago: King Rankmore lodged a message on the Australia Regional Message Board.
  • 2 days 5 hours ago: Following new legislation in King Rankmore, charged suspects often have to wait years before the courts have room to judge their trial.
  • 2 days 6 hours ago: King Rankmore voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Nuclear Arms Protocol".
  • 3 days 17 hours ago: Following new legislation in King Rankmore, roads are often attended by round-the-clock construction crews.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in King Rankmore, the government is avowedly atheist.
  • 5 days ago: King Rankmore lodged a message on the Australia Regional Message Board.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in King Rankmore, streakers swamp all public events in order to bare it all.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in King Rankmore, Red Back Spiders have more rights than the average citizen.

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