Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 84th Most Rebellious Youth: 418th Most Pacifist: 498th
The Dictatorship of
Democratic Socialists
The Koala knows best
Regional Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Reasonable
Political Freedom
Very Good

Overview People Government Economy Rank Trend

The Dictatorship of King Marsupial is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Leader with an even hand, and notable for its public floggings, daily referendums, and complete absence of social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, humorless population of 21.347 billion King Marsupialians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, although Healthcare, Environment, and Public Transport are also considered important, while Spirituality and Defense receive no funds. The average income tax rate is 80.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The enormous but inefficient King Marsupialian economy, worth a remarkable 2,381 trillion eucaliptus leaves a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is dominated by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Cheese Exports, and Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 111,549 eucaliptus leaves, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Traffic cops spend most of their work-hours calculating citizens' monthly income, rural communities are all but disenfranchised as politicians focus all their attention on winning the deciding urban votes, turning eighteen is often referred to as the 'Age of Aquarius', and search and rescue forces now accept cheques and all major credit cards. Crime is totally unknown. King Marsupial's national animal is the koala, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

King Marsupial is ranked 1,489th in the world and 57th in Osiris for Largest Agricultural Sector, scoring 10,694.59 on the Mu-Bah-Daggs Productivity Index.

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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 84thMost Rebellious Youth: 418thMost Pacifist: 498thSmartest Citizens: 506thMost Secular: 712thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 897thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,011thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,054thLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,489thTop
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Nicest Citizens: 1,785thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,826thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,154thMost Advanced Public Education: 2,352ndHealthiest Citizens: 2,361stLargest Populations: 2,664thHighest Economic Output: 3,261stHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3,730thLongest Average Lifespans: 4,408thLargest Governments: 4,982ndMost Beautiful Environments: 6,522ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7,149thTop
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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 7,700thHighest Poor Incomes: 7,847thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 8,679thMost Income Equality: 12,479th
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 11th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 12th in the regionMost Pacifist: 12th in the regionMost Secular: 14th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 25th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 29th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 38th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 41st in the regionNicest Citizens: 45th in the regionTop
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Largest Agricultural Sector: 57th in the regionLargest Populations: 64th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 65th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 77th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 96th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 104th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 107th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 132nd in the regionLargest Governments: 168th in the regionTop
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Highest Poor Incomes: 253rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 263rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 268th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 286th in the regionMost Income Equality: 316th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 386th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in King Marsupial, search and rescue forces now accept cheques and all major credit cards.
  • : Following new legislation in King Marsupial, turning eighteen is often referred to as the 'Age of Aquarius'.
  • : King Marsupial was reclassified from "Scandinavian Liberal Paradise" to "Democratic Socialists".
  • : Following new legislation in King Marsupial, rural communities are all but disenfranchised as politicians focus all their attention on winning the deciding urban votes.
  • : Following new legislation in King Marsupial, traffic cops spend most of their work-hours calculating citizens' monthly income.
  • : Following new legislation in King Marsupial, the government has completely eliminated all childcare programs.
  • : King Marsupial was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry.
  • : King Marsupial's influence in Osiris rose from "Nipper" to "Minnow".
  • : Following new legislation in King Marsupial, elections are won by the candidate who makes the best 'yo mama' jokes.
  • : Following new legislation in King Marsupial, advertisements for jobs in the sciences run in fashion magazines.

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