The Hip Millennial iPhone State of
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For Empire!
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The Hip Millennial iPhone State of King HEM is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by HEM Tiberius with a fair hand, and renowned for its compulsory vegetarianism, zero percent divorce rate, and smutty television. The compassionate, democratic population of 19.449 billion Europeians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The enormous, outspoken government prioritizes Education, although Welfare, Environment, and Social Policy are also considered important, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Legionaires. The average income tax rate is 93.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Europeian economy, worth a remarkable 2,403 trillion euros a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Gambling. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 123,570 euros, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Many politicians are serving jail time for minor drug offenses, King HEM's famous countrysides are shrouded by wind farms, drills and shovels have been banned as the government cracks down on any means of fracking, and preachers and little old ladies disappear from their homes at night and are never heard from again. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. King HEM's national animal is the fox, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Christianity.

King HEM is ranked 1,318th in Europeia and 137,790th in the world for Largest Soda Pop Sector, scoring -3 on the Addison-Fukk Productivity Rating.

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