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The Elder Bastion of Mediocrity of King HEM

“For Empire!”

Category: New York Times Democracy
Civil Rights:
Some
Economy:
Powerhouse
Political Freedoms:
Corrupted

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: Europeia

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The Elder Bastion of Mediocrity of King HEM is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by HEM Tiberius with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls. The compassionate, intelligent population of 16.237 billion King HEMians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it devotes most of its attentions to Education, with areas such as Religion & Spirituality and Commerce receiving almost no funds by comparison. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Legionaires. The average income tax rate is 96%. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Book Publishing industry.

Truth is often impossible to tell from fiction on the evening news, trouble-makers are frequently turned in to the government to be 'recycled', schoolchildren have twice-weekly sex education classes, and the minority inevitably have their addenda vetoed. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. King HEM's national animal is the fox, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is Christianity, and its currency is the euro.

King HEM is ranked 56th in Europeia and 7,756th in the world for Most Beautiful Environments, with 569.75 Pounds of Wildlife less Pounds of Concrete per square mile.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 5 days ago

  • 1 day 9 hours ago: King HEM fell out of the world Top 10% for Lowest Unemployment Rates.
  • 6 days ago: King HEM was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Public Sector (last census: Top 5%).
  • 25 days ago: King HEM was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Cultured (last census: Top 5%).
  • 25 days ago: King HEM lodged a message on the Europeia Regional Message Board.
  • 27 days ago: King HEM was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Happiest Citizens (last census: Top 5%).
  • 33 days ago: King HEM lodged a message on the Europeia Regional Message Board.
  • 34 days ago: King HEM changed its national nation type to "Elder Bastion of Mediocrity".
  • 34 days ago: King HEM altered its national flag.
  • 35 days ago: King HEM lodged a message on the Europeia Regional Message Board.
  • 38 days ago: King HEM lodged a message on the Europeia Regional Message Board.

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