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The Brilliant Comrade of Kim Jong-un

“Shining with glory of billion suns”

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights:
Outlawed
Economy:
Strong
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: The Alliance of Dictators

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The Brilliant Comrade of Kim Jong-un is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Brilliant Comrade Kim Jong-un with an iron fist, and notable for its sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 9.071 billion people's workers are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, moralistic government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defence, and Healthcare. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bright Palace of the People. The average income tax rate is 100%. Private enterprise is illegal, but for those in the know there is a slick and highly efficient black market in Arms Manufacturing.

The people of Kim Jong-un are renowned for their nihilistic attitudes, criminals are thrown to the pig-dogs to repay their debt to society, the mining industry is making inroads into environmentally sensitive areas, and newborns are being raised as mindless killing machines. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kim Jong-un's national animal is the pig-dog, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is Sacred Study of Great Leader, and its currency is the Glorious People's Won.

Kim Jong-un is ranked 4th in The Alliance of Dictators and 3,664th in the world for Most Popular Tourist Destinations, with 926.75 Net Tourists per hour.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 2 days 1 hour ago

  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Kim Jong-un, newborns are being raised as mindless killing machines.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Kim Jong-un, the mining industry is making inroads into environmentally sensitive areas.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Kim Jong-un, criminals are thrown to the pig-dogs to repay their debt to society.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Kim Jong-un, the people of Kim Jong-un are renowned for their nihilistic attitudes.
  • 12 days ago: Kim Jong-un fell out of the world Top 1% for Highest Drug Use.
  • 12 days ago: Kim Jong-un fell out of the regional Top 5% for Highest Drug Use.
  • 15 days ago: Following new legislation in Kim Jong-un, cremation is compulsory for the deceased.
  • 15 days ago: Following new legislation in Kim Jong-un, the police force is rumoured to be made up of evil shadows with no souls.
  • 15 days ago: Kim Jong-un was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Most Conservative.
  • 16 days ago: Following new legislation in Kim Jong-un, the nationalized auto industry is adept at making durable little cars nobody wants to drive.

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