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The Brilliant Comrade of Kim Jong-un

“Shining with glory of billion suns”

Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Outlawed
Economy:
Good
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: The Alliance of Dictators

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The Brilliant Comrade of Kim Jong-un is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Brilliant Comrade Kim Jong-un with an iron fist, and renowned for its national health service. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 1.496 billion, 1.494 billion of whom are zombies, people's workers are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defence, and Healthcare. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bright Palace of the People. The average income tax rate is 100%. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

The new hit series "Kim Jong-un's Got Trauma" has corporate executives fleeing the country, women who display their ankles are shunned by society, students cut up leftover Glorious People's Wons during Arts and Crafts, and the nation is ravaged by daily union strikes. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kim Jong-un's national animal is the pig-dog, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is Sacred Study of Great Leader, and its currency is the Glorious People's Won.

Kim Jong-un is ranked 173rd in The Alliance of Dictators and 104,372nd in the world for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring -8 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.

Kim Jong-un is currently considering its options.

People: 2,298,257

Zombies: 1,494,033,218

Dead: 7,996,271,746

Survival Rate: 0.02%

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 4 days ago

  • 18 hours ago: Kim Jong-un was struck by a Cure Missile from The Empire of Bambisha, curing 10 million infected.
  • 21 hours ago: Kim Jong-un was struck by a Cure Missile from The Dictatorship of Agathis, curing 60 million infected.
  • 21 hours ago: Kim Jong-un was struck by a Cure Missile from The Dictatorship of Agathis, curing 36 million infected.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Kim Jong-un, the nation is ravaged by daily union strikes.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Kim Jong-un, students cut up leftover Glorious People's Wons during Arts and Crafts.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Kim Jong-un, women who display their ankles are shunned by society.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Kim Jong-un, the new hit series "Kim Jong-un's Got Trauma" has corporate executives fleeing the country.
  • 6 days ago: Kim Jong-un was reclassified from "Iron Fist Consumerists" to "Psychotic Dictatorship".
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Kim Jong-un, children as young as twelve are conscripted into the armed forces.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Kim Jong-un, a government program is underway to revitalize Kim Jong-un's beaches.

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