Most Advanced Public Transport: 21st Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 49th Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 53rd
The Brilliant Comrade of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Shining with glory of billion suns
Brilliant Comrade Kim Jong-un
Regional Influence
Apprentice
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Very Strong
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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The Brilliant Comrade of Kim Jong-un is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Brilliant Comrade Kim Jong-un with an iron fist, and notable for its closed borders, sprawling nuclear power plants, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 13.127 billion Comrade Workers are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized morass — is primarily concerned with Defense, with Healthcare, Education, and Public Transport also on the agenda, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bright Palace of the People. The income tax rate is 100%.

The very strong Comrade Worker economy, worth a remarkable 3,235 trillion Glorious People's Won a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, highly specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, Uranium Mining, and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 246,504 Glorious People's Won, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The dead are minced up and sold to people in burger form, innocent people are routinely stoned to death by frenzied lynch mobs, organ donation is compulsory, and mournful opera fans place bouquets of roses at a 3000 capacity parking lot. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Kim Jong-un's national animal is the pig-dog, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Sacred Study of Great Leader.

Kim Jong-un is ranked 55,442nd in the world and 141st in The Alliance of Dictators for Most Efficient Economies, scoring 77.41 on the Krugman-Greenspan Business Outlook Index.

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Most Advanced Public Transport: 21stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 49thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 53rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 154thHighest Average Tax Rates: 219thMost Corrupt Governments: 228thLargest Governments: 250thHighest Poor Incomes: 288thLowest Crime Rates: 304thLargest Black Market: 559thHealthiest Citizens: 602ndMost Advanced Public Education: 858thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 871stLargest Agricultural Sector: 961stMost Subsidized Industry: 1,339thTop
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Most Authoritarian: 1,790thHighest Economic Output: 1,826thMost Stationary: 1,885thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,978thHighest Average Incomes: 2,311thSmartest Citizens: 2,846thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,116thMost Beautiful Environments: 3,534thMost Secular: 3,901stLargest Welfare Programs: 4,078thMost Extreme: 4,605thMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,803rdMost Conservative: 6,048thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7,121stLargest Populations: 7,344thTop
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Most Influential: 7,677thMost Income Equality: 8,492ndLargest Mining Sector: 9,679thBest Weather: 12,486th
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 2nd in the regionTop
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Most Stationary: 3rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5th in the regionLargest Governments: 5th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 6th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 6th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 7th in the regionLargest Black Market: 8th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 9th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 9th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 11th in the regionTop
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Most Authoritarian: 12th in the regionLargest Populations: 14th in the regionMost Secular: 14th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 14th in the regionMost Income Equality: 16th in the regionBest Weather: 16th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 20th in the regionMost Inclusive: 21st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Kim Jong-un was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Conservative.
  • : Following new legislation in Kim Jong-un, mournful opera fans place bouquets of roses at a 3000 capacity parking lot.
  • : Following new legislation in Kim Jong-un, organ donation is compulsory.
  • : Following new legislation in Kim Jong-un, innocent people are routinely stoned to death by frenzied lynch mobs.
  • : Following new legislation in Kim Jong-un, the dead are minced up and sold to people in burger form.
  • : Following new legislation in Kim Jong-un, the strong are acquitted and the weak are trampled in trial by a pig-dog.
  • : Kim Jong-un was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Agricultural Sector and the Top 5% for Most Extreme.
  • : Following new legislation in Kim Jong-un, workers' complaints never reach central planning.
  • : Following new legislation in Kim Jong-un, Animal Liberationists are regularly jailed.
  • : Kim Jong-un was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Agricultural Sector and Highest Economic Output.

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