Most Advanced Public Transport: 20th Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 52nd Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 60th
The Brilliant Comrade of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Shining with glory of billion suns
Brilliant Comrade Kim Jong-un
Regional Influence
Apprentice
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Very Strong
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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The Brilliant Comrade of Kim Jong-un is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Brilliant Comrade Kim Jong-un with an iron fist, and renowned for its compulsory military service, triple-decker prams, and state-planned economy. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 13.309 billion Comrade Workers are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized morass — is primarily concerned with Defense, with Healthcare, Education, and Public Transport also on the agenda, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bright Palace of the People. The income tax rate is 100%.

The very strong Comrade Worker economy, worth a remarkable 3,272 trillion Glorious People's Won a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, highly specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, Uranium Mining, and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 245,916 Glorious People's Won, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Politicians are often seen with soldiers pointing guns at their heads, the nation's official head of religious affairs is an atheist, crooks and people with too many kids are being kicked out of the country, and the police are tightening their grip on alcohol smugglers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Kim Jong-un's national animal is the pig-dog, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Sacred Study of Great Leader.

Kim Jong-un is ranked 302nd in the world and 7th in The Alliance of Dictators for Lowest Crime Rates, with 183.91 Law-abiding Acts Per Hour.

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Most Advanced Public Transport: 20thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 52ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 60thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 160thHighest Average Tax Rates: 225thMost Corrupt Governments: 241stLargest Governments: 249thHighest Poor Incomes: 300thLowest Crime Rates: 302ndLargest Black Market: 586thHealthiest Citizens: 621stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 890thMost Advanced Public Education: 894thLargest Agricultural Sector: 982ndMost Subsidized Industry: 1,401stTop
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Highest Economic Output: 1,827thMost Authoritarian: 1,834thMost Stationary: 1,846thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,032ndHighest Average Incomes: 2,378thSmartest Citizens: 2,934thMost Secular: 3,047thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,059thMost Beautiful Environments: 3,653rdMost Conservative: 4,071stLargest Welfare Programs: 4,085thMost Extreme: 4,406thMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,924thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6,878thLargest Populations: 7,217thMost Influential: 7,663rdTop
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Largest Mining Sector: 9,669thMost Income Equality: 9,921stBest Weather: 12,794th
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 2nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 2nd in the regionTop
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Most Stationary: 3rd in the regionLargest Governments: 4th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 6th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 6th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 7th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 9th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 9th in the regionLargest Black Market: 9th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 10th in the regionMost Secular: 11th in the regionTop
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Most Income Equality: 12th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 12th in the regionLargest Populations: 13th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 15th in the regionBest Weather: 17th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 19th in the regionMost Extreme: 20th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Kim Jong-un was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Influential.
  • : Kim Jong-un was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Populations.
  • : Following new legislation in Kim Jong-un, the police are tightening their grip on alcohol smugglers.
  • : Following new legislation in Kim Jong-un, crooks and people with too many kids are being kicked out of the country.
  • : Following new legislation in Kim Jong-un, the nation's official head of religious affairs is an atheist.
  • : Following new legislation in Kim Jong-un, politicians are often seen with soldiers pointing guns at their heads.
  • : Following new legislation in Kim Jong-un, citizens are tied down and forced to watch educational videos on empathy.
  • : Kim Jong-un was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Conservative.
  • : Following new legislation in Kim Jong-un, mournful opera fans place bouquets of roses at a 3000 capacity parking lot.
  • : Following new legislation in Kim Jong-un, organ donation is compulsory.

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