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The Brilliant Comrade of Kim Jong-un

“Shining with glory of billion suns”

Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Outlawed
Economy:
Good
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: The Alliance of Dictators

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The Brilliant Comrade of Kim Jong-un is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Brilliant Comrade Kim Jong-un with an iron fist, and remarkable for its irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 9.654 billion people's workers are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defence, and Healthcare. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bright Palace of the People. The average income tax rate is 100%. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

Heavy industry must go to expensive lengths to dispose of waste, train stations can be 'armful places, the world outside is only known of in folklore, and gambling is outlawed. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kim Jong-un's national animal is the pig-dog, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is Sacred Study of Great Leader, and its currency is the Glorious People's Won.

Kim Jong-un is ranked 187th in The Alliance of Dictators and 119,379th in the world for Nudest, with 2 Cheeks per Square Mile.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 17 hours ago

  • 10 hours ago: Following new legislation in Kim Jong-un, gambling is outlawed.
  • 10 hours ago: Following new legislation in Kim Jong-un, the world outside is only known of in folklore.
  • 10 hours ago: Following new legislation in Kim Jong-un, train stations can be 'armful places.
  • 10 hours ago: Following new legislation in Kim Jong-un, heavy industry must go to expensive lengths to dispose of waste.
  • 10 hours ago: Following new legislation in Kim Jong-un, it is illegal to make racist remarks in public.
  • 2 days 10 hours ago: Following new legislation in Kim Jong-un, Brilliant Comrade Kim Jong-un's pleasure palace epitomizes corruption.
  • 10 days ago: Following new legislation in Kim Jong-un, newspapers cannot report anything about politicians without their explicit consent.
  • 10 days ago: Following new legislation in Kim Jong-un, cars are banned from built-up areas.
  • 10 days ago: Following new legislation in Kim Jong-un, motorists' locations are constantly tracked by intelligence and law enforcement agencies.
  • 10 days ago: Following new legislation in Kim Jong-un, the police are tightening their grip on alcohol smugglers.

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