Most Advanced Public Transport: 28th Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 60th Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 67th
The Brilliant Comrade of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Shining with glory of billion suns
Brilliant Comrade Kim Jong-un
Regional Influence
Apprentice
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Very Strong
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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The Brilliant Comrade of Kim Jong-un is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Brilliant Comrade Kim Jong-un with an iron fist, and remarkable for its closed borders, parental licensing program, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 13.707 billion Comrade Workers are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized morass — is primarily concerned with Defense, with Healthcare, Education, and Public Transport also on the agenda, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bright Palace of the People. The income tax rate is 100%.

The very strong Comrade Worker economy, worth a remarkable 3,370 trillion Glorious People's Won a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, highly specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, Uranium Mining, and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 245,916 Glorious People's Won, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Politicians are often seen with soldiers pointing guns at their heads, the nation's official head of religious affairs is an atheist, crooks and people with too many kids are being kicked out of the country, and the police are tightening their grip on alcohol smugglers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Kim Jong-un's national animal is the pig-dog, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Sacred Study of Great Leader.

Kim Jong-un is ranked 10,394th in the world and 70th in The Alliance of Dictators for Largest Mining Sector, scoring 7,752.84 on the Blue Sky Asbestos Index.

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Most Advanced Public Transport: 28thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 60thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 67thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 175thHighest Average Tax Rates: 251stMost Corrupt Governments: 261stLargest Governments: 280thHighest Poor Incomes: 301stLowest Crime Rates: 310thLargest Black Market: 612thHealthiest Citizens: 654thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 956thMost Advanced Public Education: 995thLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,000thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,512thMost Stationary: 1,792ndHighest Economic Output: 1,824thTop
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Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,197thMost Authoritarian: 2,333rdHighest Average Incomes: 2,462ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,926thSmartest Citizens: 3,114thMost Conservative: 3,337thMost Secular: 3,809thMost Beautiful Environments: 3,882ndLargest Welfare Programs: 4,009thMost Extreme: 5,097thMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,479thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6,634thLargest Populations: 7,101stMost Influential: 7,769thTop
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Largest Mining Sector: 10,394thMost Income Equality: 11,347thBest Weather: 12,825thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 17,890th
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Most Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 2nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2nd in the regionTop
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Most Stationary: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 3rd in the regionLargest Governments: 4th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 5th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 6th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 6th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 7th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 7th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 10th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 10th in the regionTop
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Largest Populations: 12th in the regionMost Income Equality: 12th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 12th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 13th in the regionMost Secular: 14th in the regionBest Weather: 15th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 16th in the regionLargest Black Market: 17th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 20th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Kim Jong-un was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Stationary and Highest Economic Output.
  • : Kim Jong-un was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Influential and the Top 10% for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • : Kim Jong-un was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Influential.
  • : Kim Jong-un was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Populations.
  • : Following new legislation in Kim Jong-un, the police are tightening their grip on alcohol smugglers.
  • : Following new legislation in Kim Jong-un, crooks and people with too many kids are being kicked out of the country.
  • : Following new legislation in Kim Jong-un, the nation's official head of religious affairs is an atheist.
  • : Following new legislation in Kim Jong-un, politicians are often seen with soldiers pointing guns at their heads.
  • : Following new legislation in Kim Jong-un, citizens are tied down and forced to watch educational videos on empathy.
  • : Kim Jong-un was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Conservative.

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