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The Brilliant Comrade of Kim Jong-un

“Shining with glory of billion suns”Brilliant Comrade Kim Jong-un

Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Outlawed
Economy:
Reasonable
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: The Alliance of Dictators

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The Brilliant Comrade of Kim Jong-un is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Brilliant Comrade Kim Jong-un with an iron fist, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 10.019 billion Comrade Workers are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized morass — juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bright Palace of the People. The income tax rate is 100%.

The enormous but inefficient Comrade Worker economy, worth a remarkable 1,383 trillion Glorious People's Wons a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 138,106 Glorious People's Wons, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes, organ donation is compulsory, cremation is compulsory for the deceased, and terrified tympanists are finding themselves on the front lines armed only with kettledrums. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kim Jong-un's national animal is the pig-dog, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Sacred Study of Great Leader.

Kim Jong-un is ranked 18th in The Alliance of Dictators and 1,405th in the world for Most Authoritarian, with 5.887 Stalins.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 1 day 13 hours ago

  • 1 day 13 hours ago: Kim Jong-un changed its national demonym to "Comrade Worker" and its demonym adjective to "Comrade Worker".
  • 3 days 10 hours ago: Kim Jong-un was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Largest Public Sector (last census: Top 1%).
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Kim Jong-un, terrified tympanists are finding themselves on the front lines armed only with kettledrums.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Kim Jong-un, cremation is compulsory for the deceased.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Kim Jong-un, organ donation is compulsory.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Kim Jong-un, scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Kim Jong-un, the government is avowedly atheist.
  • 15 days ago: Kim Jong-un was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Largest Populations.
  • 17 days ago: Kim Jong-un was ranked in the Top 1% of the region for Largest Public Transport Department (last census: Top 5%).
  • 18 days ago: Following new legislation in Kim Jong-un, hairdressers are among those who have disappeared overnight.

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