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The Brilliant Comrade of Kim Jong-un

“Shining with glory of billion suns”

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
Economy:
Good
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: The Alliance of Dictators

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The Brilliant Comrade of Kim Jong-un is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Brilliant Comrade Kim Jong-un with an iron fist, and notable for its keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 8.919 billion people's workers are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, moralistic government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defence, and Healthcare. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bright Palace of the People. The average income tax rate is 100%. Private enterprise is illegal, but for those in the know there is a slick and highly efficient black market in Arms Manufacturing.

Nudity is frowned upon, people reciting Shakespeare have become a common sight, the police have reaffirmed their tough stance on drugs, and the explosive fireball of the disintegrating space shuttle has devastated Cape Kim Jong-un. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kim Jong-un's national animal is the pig-dog, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is Sacred Study of Great Leader, and its currency is the Glorious People's Won.

Kim Jong-un is ranked 205th in The Alliance of Dictators and 109,013th in the world for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -10 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 18 hours ago

  • 15 hours ago: Following new legislation in Kim Jong-un, the explosive fireball of the disintegrating space shuttle has devastated Cape Kim Jong-un.
  • 15 hours ago: Following new legislation in Kim Jong-un, the police have reaffirmed their tough stance on drugs.
  • 15 hours ago: Following new legislation in Kim Jong-un, people reciting Shakespeare have become a common sight.
  • 15 hours ago: Following new legislation in Kim Jong-un, nudity is frowned upon.
  • 2 days 15 hours ago: Following new legislation in Kim Jong-un, the government has begun a crusade against drugs.
  • 2 days 15 hours ago: Following new legislation in Kim Jong-un, suppression of pro-democracy protests is a daily occurrence.
  • 2 days 15 hours ago: Following new legislation in Kim Jong-un, tourists are kicked out if they express interest in their national sport.
  • 2 days 15 hours ago: Following new legislation in Kim Jong-un, the country has been 'going shopping' by annexing nearby nations for their resources.
  • 2 days 15 hours ago: Following new legislation in Kim Jong-un, the nation is reliant on the principle of mutually assured destruction to maintain its security.
  • 2 days 16 hours ago: Kim Jong-un changed its national demonym to "people's worker".

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