The Brilliant Comrade of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Shining with glory of billion suns
Brilliant Comrade Kim Jong-un
Regional Influence
Minnow
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Reasonable
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

Overview Factbook People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Brilliant Comrade of Kim Jong-un is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Brilliant Comrade Kim Jong-un with an iron fist, and renowned for its frequent executions, ubiquitous missile silos, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 10.717 billion Comrade Workers are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized morass — juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bright Palace of the People. The income tax rate is 100%.

The enormous but inefficient Comrade Worker economy, worth a remarkable 1,607 trillion Glorious People's Wons a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 149,983 Glorious People's Wons, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The national guard is mobilized whenever a mother gets separated from her child at the mall, citizens must have a license to operate a computer, the military has forsaken terrestrial warfare, and the military is slashing spending on conventional arms and diverting it to spending on prosthetic arms. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kim Jong-un's national animal is the pig-dog, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Sacred Study of Great Leader.

Kim Jong-un is ranked 215th in The Alliance of Dictators and 146,756th in the world for Most Rebellious Youth, scoring -207 on the Stark-Dean Displacement Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 9 days ago

  • 2 days 10 hours ago: Kim Jong-un was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Longest Average Lifespans (last census: Top 1%).
  • 5 days ago: Kim Jong-un was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extreme (last census: Top 5%).
  • 8 days ago: Kim Jong-un was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Godforsaken.
  • 8 days ago: Kim Jong-un was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Godforsaken.
  • 14 days ago: Kim Jong-un was ranked in the Top 1% of the region for Most Dedicated Public Healthcare (last census: Top 5%).
  • 16 days ago: Following new legislation in Kim Jong-un, the military is slashing spending on conventional arms and diverting it to spending on prosthetic arms.
  • 16 days ago: Following new legislation in Kim Jong-un, the military has forsaken terrestrial warfare.
  • 16 days ago: Following new legislation in Kim Jong-un, citizens must have a license to operate a computer.
  • 17 days ago: Following new legislation in Kim Jong-un, the national guard is mobilized whenever a mother gets separated from her child at the mall.
  • 17 days ago: Following new legislation in Kim Jong-un, students cut up leftover Glorious People's Wons during Arts and Crafts.

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