Most Advanced Public Transport: 19th Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 47th Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 49th
The Brilliant Comrade of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Shining with glory of billion suns
Brilliant Comrade Kim Jong-un
Regional Influence
Apprentice
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Very Strong
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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The Brilliant Comrade of Kim Jong-un is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Brilliant Comrade Kim Jong-un with an iron fist, and notable for its zero percent divorce rate, triple-decker prams, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 12.974 billion Comrade Workers are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized morass — is primarily concerned with Defense, although Healthcare, Education, and Public Transport are also considered important, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bright Palace of the People. The income tax rate is 100%.

The very strong Comrade Worker economy, worth a remarkable 3,144 trillion Glorious People's Won a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, highly specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, Uranium Mining, and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 242,342 Glorious People's Won, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Skateparks can be found in every city, heavy industry must go to expensive lengths to dispose of waste, the government has started a campaign to crack down on road rage and encourage alternate means of commuting, and the police have been swamped with requests to stay up past bedtime. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Kim Jong-un's national animal is the pig-dog, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Sacred Study of Great Leader.

Kim Jong-un is ranked 179,072nd in the world and 216th in The Alliance of Dictators for Least Corrupt Governments, with 1.13 Percentage Of Bribes Refused.

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Most Advanced Public Transport: 19thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 47thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 49thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 150thHighest Average Tax Rates: 209thMost Corrupt Governments: 226thLargest Governments: 245thLowest Crime Rates: 300thHighest Poor Incomes: 390thHealthiest Citizens: 559thLargest Black Market: 665thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 828thMost Advanced Public Education: 838thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,341stTop
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Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,801stMost Stationary: 1,897thHighest Economic Output: 1,900thHighest Average Incomes: 2,398thLargest Agricultural Sector: 2,436thSmartest Citizens: 2,745thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,093rdMost Beautiful Environments: 3,260thMost Authoritarian: 3,385thMost Secular: 3,429thLargest Welfare Programs: 3,960thMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,700thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7,195thLargest Populations: 7,409thMost Influential: 7,639thMost Conservative: 8,616thTop
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Most Extreme: 9,750thLargest Mining Sector: 10,013thBest Weather: 10,343rdMost Income Equality: 16,164th
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 2nd in the regionTop
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Most Stationary: 3rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 3rd in the regionLargest Governments: 4th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 4th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 5th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 6th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 7th in the regionLargest Black Market: 8th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 9th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 11th in the regionTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 12th in the regionLargest Populations: 13th in the regionMost Income Equality: 14th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 14th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 15th in the regionMost Secular: 15th in the regionBest Weather: 17th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 18th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Kim Jong-un, the police have been swamped with requests to stay up past bedtime.
  • : Following new legislation in Kim Jong-un, the government has started a campaign to crack down on road rage and encourage alternate means of commuting.
  • : Following new legislation in Kim Jong-un, heavy industry must go to expensive lengths to dispose of waste.
  • : Following new legislation in Kim Jong-un, skateparks can be found in every city.
  • : Following new legislation in Kim Jong-un, terrified tympanists are finding themselves on the front lines armed only with kettledrums.
  • : Kim Jong-un was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Income Equality.
  • : Following new legislation in Kim Jong-un, it is illegal to own a mobile phone.
  • : Following new legislation in Kim Jong-un, torture is commonly used to extract information from suspected criminals.
  • : Following new legislation in Kim Jong-un, invasive species are hunted by the gendarmerie.
  • : Following new legislation in Kim Jong-un, many aides in Brilliant Comrade Kim Jong-un's office are known to be serial jaywalkers.

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