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The Brilliant Comrade of Kim Jong-un

“Shining with glory of billion suns”

Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Outlawed
Economy:
Good
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: The Alliance of Dictators

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The Brilliant Comrade of Kim Jong-un is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Brilliant Comrade Kim Jong-un with an iron fist, and remarkable for its suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 9.23 billion people's workers are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defence, and Healthcare. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bright Palace of the People. The average income tax rate is 100%. Private enterprise is illegal, but for those in the know there is a slick and highly efficient black market in Arms Manufacturing.

The government is suspected of mass disappearing dissidents both at home and abroad, roads are often attended by round-the-clock construction crews, citizens must have a license to operate a computer, and the police have reaffirmed their tough stance on drugs. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kim Jong-un's national animal is the pig-dog, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is Sacred Study of Great Leader, and its currency is the Glorious People's Won.

Kim Jong-un is ranked 183rd in The Alliance of Dictators and 107,871st in the world for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides, scoring 18 on the Inverse Marx-Engels Emancipation Scale.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 2 days 3 hours ago

  • 1 day 22 hours ago: Kim Jong-un was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Smartest Citizens (last census: Top 1%).
  • 1 day 23 hours ago: Following new legislation in Kim Jong-un, the police have reaffirmed their tough stance on drugs.
  • 1 day 23 hours ago: Following new legislation in Kim Jong-un, citizens must have a license to operate a computer.
  • 1 day 23 hours ago: Following new legislation in Kim Jong-un, roads are often attended by round-the-clock construction crews.
  • 1 day 23 hours ago: Following new legislation in Kim Jong-un, the government is suspected of mass disappearing dissidents both at home and abroad.
  • 1 day 23 hours ago: Following new legislation in Kim Jong-un, the number of students attending university has reached a record high.
  • 2 days 21 hours ago: Kim Jong-un was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Extreme (last census: Top 10%).
  • 2 days 22 hours ago: Kim Jong-un was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Extreme.
  • 5 days ago: Kim Jong-un was reclassified from "Iron Fist Consumerists" to "Psychotic Dictatorship".
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Kim Jong-un, Red Cross demand for body bags is rising while sutures go unused.

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