The Brilliant Comrade of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Shining with glory of billion suns
Brilliant Comrade Kim Jong-un
Regional Influence
Minnow
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Good
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

Overview Factbook People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Brilliant Comrade of Kim Jong-un is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Brilliant Comrade Kim Jong-un with an iron fist, and remarkable for its national health service, anti-smoking policies, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 11.15 billion Comrade Workers are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized morass — juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bright Palace of the People. The income tax rate is 100%.

The Comrade Worker economy, worth a remarkable 1,801 trillion Glorious People's Wons a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 161,525 Glorious People's Wons, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The country has been 'going shopping' by annexing nearby nations for their resources, postmen have been arrested in job lots for selling junk mail as home insulation, the government is cracking down on subversive groups, and a crusade against barbaric religious practices has begun. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kim Jong-un's national animal is the pig-dog, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Sacred Study of Great Leader.

Kim Jong-un is ranked 3rd in The Alliance of Dictators and 83rd in the world for Lowest Crime Rates, scoring 1,879.106 on the Relative Freedom From Crime Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Kim Jong-un, a crusade against barbaric religious practices has begun.
  • : Following new legislation in Kim Jong-un, the government is cracking down on subversive groups.
  • : Following new legislation in Kim Jong-un, postmen have been arrested in job lots for selling junk mail as home insulation.
  • : Following new legislation in Kim Jong-un, the country has been 'going shopping' by annexing nearby nations for their resources.
  • : Following new legislation in Kim Jong-un, minefields are being deployed along the border to discourage potential emigrants from trying to leave.
  • : Following new legislation in Kim Jong-un, all citizens are solely referenced by their allocated identity number.
  • : Following new legislation in Kim Jong-un, the police crack down on tax evaders without mercy.
  • : Following new legislation in Kim Jong-un, religious organizations are being forced to leave the country or pay income taxes like everybody else.
  • : Following new legislation in Kim Jong-un, fancy dress parties are raided by military police for new recruits.
  • : Following new legislation in Kim Jong-un, many politicians are serving jail time for minor drug offenses.

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