Most Advanced Public Transport: 25th Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 56th Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 65th
The Brilliant Comrade of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Shining with glory of billion suns
Brilliant Comrade Kim Jong-un
Regional Influence
Apprentice
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Very Strong
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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The Brilliant Comrade of Kim Jong-un is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Brilliant Comrade Kim Jong-un with an iron fist, and renowned for its aversion to nipples, keen interest in outer space, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 13.529 billion Comrade Workers are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized morass — is primarily concerned with Defense, although Healthcare, Education, and Public Transport are also considered important, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bright Palace of the People. The income tax rate is 100%.

The very strong Comrade Worker economy, worth a remarkable 3,327 trillion Glorious People's Won a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, highly specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, Uranium Mining, and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 245,916 Glorious People's Won, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Politicians are often seen with soldiers pointing guns at their heads, the nation's official head of religious affairs is an atheist, crooks and people with too many kids are being kicked out of the country, and the police are tightening their grip on alcohol smugglers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Kim Jong-un's national animal is the pig-dog, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Sacred Study of Great Leader.

Kim Jong-un is ranked 25th in the world and 1st in The Alliance of Dictators for Most Advanced Public Transport, scoring 17,682.55 on the Societal Mobility Rating.

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Most Advanced Public Transport: 25thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 56thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 65thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 169thHighest Average Tax Rates: 240thMost Corrupt Governments: 253rdLargest Governments: 276thHighest Poor Incomes: 300thLowest Crime Rates: 316thLargest Black Market: 595thHealthiest Citizens: 643rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 922ndMost Advanced Public Education: 939thLargest Agricultural Sector: 999thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,474thTop
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Most Authoritarian: 1,650thMost Stationary: 1,820thHighest Economic Output: 1,837thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,139thHighest Average Incomes: 2,443rdSmartest Citizens: 3,027thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,089thMost Conservative: 3,168thMost Secular: 3,606thMost Beautiful Environments: 3,825thLargest Welfare Programs: 4,082ndMost Extreme: 4,491stMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,211thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6,882ndLargest Populations: 7,212thMost Influential: 7,679thTop
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Most Income Equality: 8,963rdLargest Mining Sector: 10,097thBest Weather: 12,798th
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Most Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 2nd in the regionTop
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Most Stationary: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 3rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 4th in the regionLargest Governments: 4th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 5th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 6th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 7th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 7th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 8th in the regionMost Income Equality: 8th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 10th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 10th in the regionTop
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Most Corrupt Governments: 12th in the regionLargest Populations: 13th in the regionMost Secular: 14th in the regionLargest Black Market: 14th in the regionBest Weather: 15th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 16th in the regionMost Extreme: 18th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Kim Jong-un was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Influential.
  • : Kim Jong-un was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Populations.
  • : Following new legislation in Kim Jong-un, the police are tightening their grip on alcohol smugglers.
  • : Following new legislation in Kim Jong-un, crooks and people with too many kids are being kicked out of the country.
  • : Following new legislation in Kim Jong-un, the nation's official head of religious affairs is an atheist.
  • : Following new legislation in Kim Jong-un, politicians are often seen with soldiers pointing guns at their heads.
  • : Following new legislation in Kim Jong-un, citizens are tied down and forced to watch educational videos on empathy.
  • : Kim Jong-un was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Conservative.
  • : Following new legislation in Kim Jong-un, mournful opera fans place bouquets of roses at a 3000 capacity parking lot.
  • : Following new legislation in Kim Jong-un, organ donation is compulsory.

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