Most Advanced Public Transport: 33rd Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 65th Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 73rd
The Brilliant Comrade of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Shining with glory of billion suns
Brilliant Comrade Kim Jong-un
Regional Influence
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Very Strong
Political Freedom

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The Brilliant Comrade of Kim Jong-un is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Brilliant Comrade Kim Jong-un with an iron fist, and renowned for its avowedly heterosexual populace, prohibition of alcohol, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 14.108 billion Comrade Workers are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized morass — is primarily concerned with Defense, with Healthcare, Education, and Public Transport also on the agenda, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bright Palace of the People. The income tax rate is 100%.

The very strong Comrade Worker economy, worth a remarkable 3,449 trillion Glorious People's Won a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, highly specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, Uranium Mining, and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 244,533 Glorious People's Won, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Any citizen who cries is immediately assigned a psychiatrist, many politicians are serving jail time for minor drug offenses, police drones follow every suspected Peeping Tom, and builders across Kim Jong-un are blocked up with orders for new public loos. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Kim Jong-un's national animal is the pig-dog, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Sacred Study of Great Leader.

Kim Jong-un is ranked 178,270th in the world and 246th in The Alliance of Dictators for Most Armed, with 0.06 Weapons Per Person.

Most Advanced Public Transport: 33rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 65thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 73rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 185thMost Corrupt Governments: 264thHighest Average Tax Rates: 269thLargest Governments: 291stHighest Poor Incomes: 316thLowest Crime Rates: 317thLargest Black Market: 658thHealthiest Citizens: 662ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,007thLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,094thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,147thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,685thMost Stationary: 1,707thTop
Highest Economic Output: 1,835thMost Authoritarian: 2,004thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,314thHighest Average Incomes: 2,540thMost Conservative: 2,673rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,914thSmartest Citizens: 3,271stMost Beautiful Environments: 3,994thLargest Welfare Programs: 4,058thMost Secular: 4,463rdMost Extreme: 4,768thMost Scientifically Advanced: 6,150thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6,632ndLargest Populations: 6,993rdMost Influential: 7,937thTop
Most Income Equality: 9,960thLargest Mining Sector: 11,363rdBest Weather: 11,872nd
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 2nd in the regionTop
Healthiest Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Stationary: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 4th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 5th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 5th in the regionLargest Governments: 6th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 8th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 8th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 10th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 10th in the regionBest Weather: 11th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 12th in the regionLargest Populations: 12th in the regionTop
Most Subsidized Industry: 14th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 14th in the regionLargest Black Market: 16th in the regionMost Secular: 17th in the regionMost Income Equality: 18th in the regionMost Extreme: 20th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 21st in the regionMost Inclusive: 24th in the region

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