Most Advanced Public Transport: 27th Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 57th Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 75th
The Brilliant Comrade of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Shining with glory of billion suns
Brilliant Comrade Kim Jong-un
Regional Influence
Apprentice
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Strong
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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The Brilliant Comrade of Kim Jong-un is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Brilliant Comrade Kim Jong-un with an iron fist, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies, parental licensing program, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 12.805 billion Comrade Workers are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized morass — is primarily concerned with Defense, although Healthcare, Education, and Public Transport are also considered important, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bright Palace of the People. The income tax rate is 100%.

The strong Comrade Worker economy, worth a remarkable 2,923 trillion Glorious People's Won a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, highly specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, Uranium Mining, and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 228,307 Glorious People's Won, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The sound of wooden legs echo throughout Kim Jong-un after the recent introduction of the Foot Tax, religious people are committed to mental institutions for treatment, school plays were recently banned due to concerns of child endangerment, and the nation's leading climatologists are investigating animal flatulence in efforts to reduce methane emissions. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Kim Jong-un's national animal is the pig-dog, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Sacred Study of Great Leader.

Kim Jong-un is ranked 189,235th in the world and 256th in The Alliance of Dictators for Most Ignorant Citizens, with 0.69 Missed References Per Hour.

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Most Advanced Public Transport: 27thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 57thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 75thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 175thHighest Average Tax Rates: 219thMost Corrupt Governments: 220thLargest Governments: 249thLowest Crime Rates: 308thHighest Poor Incomes: 452ndHealthiest Citizens: 663rdLargest Black Market: 750thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 937thMost Advanced Public Education: 986thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,659thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,760thTop
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Most Stationary: 1,923rdHighest Economic Output: 2,107thSmartest Citizens: 2,714thHighest Average Incomes: 2,780thLargest Agricultural Sector: 2,800thMost Secular: 3,197thMost Beautiful Environments: 3,310thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,342ndMost Authoritarian: 3,746thLargest Welfare Programs: 4,276thMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,662ndLargest Populations: 7,476thMost Influential: 7,539thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7,651stTop
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Most Conservative: 10,298thMost Extreme: 10,772ndLargest Mining Sector: 10,921stBest Weather: 15,151stMost Inclusive: 16,123rdMost Income Equality: 17,089th
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2nd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 2nd in the regionTop
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Most Stationary: 3rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5th in the regionLargest Governments: 5th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 6th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 7th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 8th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 9th in the regionLargest Black Market: 10th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 11th in the regionMost Secular: 12th in the regionTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 14th in the regionLargest Populations: 16th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 18th in the regionMost Inclusive: 18th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 18th in the regionMost Income Equality: 20th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 23rd in the regionBest Weather: 24th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Kim Jong-un, the nation's leading climatologists are investigating animal flatulence in efforts to reduce methane emissions.
  • : Following new legislation in Kim Jong-un, school plays were recently banned due to concerns of child endangerment.
  • : Following new legislation in Kim Jong-un, religious people are committed to mental institutions for treatment.
  • : Following new legislation in Kim Jong-un, women who display their ankles are shunned by society.
  • : Following new legislation in Kim Jong-un, the sound of wooden legs echo throughout Kim Jong-un after the recent introduction of the Foot Tax.
  • : Following new legislation in Kim Jong-un, children in school learn that marriage and slavery go hand in hand.
  • : Following new legislation in Kim Jong-un, the people are famous throughout the region for their bleached-white teeth.
  • : Following new legislation in Kim Jong-un, the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller.
  • : Following new legislation in Kim Jong-un, bicyclists are banned from major roads.
  • : Following new legislation in Kim Jong-un, citizens are barcoded to keep track of their movements.

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