The Brilliant Comrade of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Shining with glory of billion suns
Brilliant Comrade Kim Jong-un
Regional Influence
Minnow
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Developing
Political Freedom
Outlawed

Overview Factbook People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Brilliant Comrade of Kim Jong-un is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Brilliant Comrade Kim Jong-un with an iron fist, and remarkable for its national health service, keen interest in outer space, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 10.226 billion Comrade Workers are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized morass — juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bright Palace of the People. The income tax rate is 100%.

The enormous but underdeveloped Comrade Worker economy, worth a remarkable 1,193 trillion Glorious People's Wons a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 116,754 Glorious People's Wons, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Homes have been banned from having any more than one wheel, frequent fliers are obliged to submit to invasive security procedures by government security, pharmacies close down as medicinal drugs are sold freely by the government, and women who display their ankles are shunned by society. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kim Jong-un's national animal is the pig-dog, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Sacred Study of Great Leader.

Kim Jong-un is ranked 89th in The Alliance of Dictators and 12,071st in the world for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring 7 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 8 days ago

  • 7 hours ago: Kim Jong-un was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Manufacturing Sector.
  • 6 days ago: Kim Jong-un fell out of the world Top 10% for Most Developed.
  • 6 days ago: Kim Jong-un fell out of the regional Top 10% for Most Developed.
  • 8 days ago: Following new legislation in Kim Jong-un, women who display their ankles are shunned by society.
  • 11 days ago: Kim Jong-un was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry.
  • 11 days ago: Kim Jong-un was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Subsidized Industry.
  • 13 days ago: Kim Jong-un fell out of the world Top 10% for Most Godforsaken.
  • 13 days ago: Kim Jong-un fell out of the regional Top 10% for Most Godforsaken.
  • 13 days ago: Following new legislation in Kim Jong-un, pharmacies close down as medicinal drugs are sold freely by the government.
  • 13 days ago: Following new legislation in Kim Jong-un, frequent fliers are obliged to submit to invasive security procedures by government security.

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