The Brilliant Comrade of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Shining with glory of billion suns
Brilliant Comrade Kim Jong-un
Regional Influence
Minnow
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Good
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

Overview Factbook People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Brilliant Comrade of Kim Jong-un is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Brilliant Comrade Kim Jong-un with an iron fist, and remarkable for its disturbing lack of elderly people, compulsory military service, and hatred of cheese. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 11.32 billion Comrade Workers are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized morass — juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bright Palace of the People. The income tax rate is 100%.

The enormous but inefficient Comrade Worker economy, worth a remarkable 1,782 trillion Glorious People's Wons a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Uranium Mining, and Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 157,443 Glorious People's Wons, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Military spending recently hit a new high, criminals are thrown to the pig-dogs to repay their debt to society, the nation is ravaged by daily union strikes, and the government has started a campaign to crack down on road rage and encourage alternate means of commuting. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kim Jong-un's national animal is the pig-dog, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Sacred Study of Great Leader.

Kim Jong-un is ranked 60th in The Alliance of Dictators and 76,021st in the world for Most Inclusive, scoring -5 on the Mandela-Wollstonecraft Non-Discrimination Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Kim Jong-un was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Authoritarian.
  • : Following new legislation in Kim Jong-un, the government has started a campaign to crack down on road rage and encourage alternate means of commuting.
  • : Following new legislation in Kim Jong-un, the nation is ravaged by daily union strikes.
  • : Following new legislation in Kim Jong-un, criminals are thrown to the pig-dogs to repay their debt to society.
  • : Following new legislation in Kim Jong-un, military spending recently hit a new high.
  • : Following new legislation in Kim Jong-un, a ban on unsolicited cold calling in all forms is in effect.
  • : Following new legislation in Kim Jong-un, the police have been swamped with requests to stay up past bedtime.
  • : Following new legislation in Kim Jong-un, the mob and the police have recently had numerous clashes in the back alleys of Kim Jong-un's cities due to the government's steadfast anti-casino stance.
  • : Following new legislation in Kim Jong-un, the government is buying children's books by the thousands.
  • : Following new legislation in Kim Jong-un, motorists' locations are constantly tracked by intelligence and law enforcement agencies.

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