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The Brilliant Comrade of Kim Jong-un

“Shining with glory of billion suns”

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights:
Outlawed
Economy:
Strong
Political Freedoms:
Unheard Of

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: The Alliance of Dictators

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The Brilliant Comrade of Kim Jong-un is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Brilliant Comrade Kim Jong-un with an iron fist, and remarkable for its parental licensing program. Its hard-nosed, cynical population of 8.324 billion are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, moralistic government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defence, and Healthcare. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bright Palace of the People. The average income tax rate is 100%. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

The government seizes all major gold finds, reporters sent to cover suspected UFO visits come back with stories about quilting bees, roads are often attended by round-the-clock construction crews, and the nation is experiencing a severe shortage of sporting events. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kim Jong-un's national animal is the pig-dog, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is Sacred Study of Great Leader, and its currency is the Glorious People's Won.

Kim Jong-un is ranked 33rd in The Alliance of Dictators and 3,203rd in the world for Most Authoritarian, with 4.109 Stalins.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 3 days 20 hours ago

  • 3 days 13 hours ago: Following new legislation in Kim Jong-un, the nation is experiencing a severe shortage of sporting events.
  • 3 days 13 hours ago: Following new legislation in Kim Jong-un, roads are often attended by round-the-clock construction crews.
  • 3 days 13 hours ago: Following new legislation in Kim Jong-un, reporters sent to cover suspected UFO visits come back with stories about quilting bees.
  • 3 days 13 hours ago: Following new legislation in Kim Jong-un, the government seizes all major gold finds.
  • 3 days 13 hours ago: Following new legislation in Kim Jong-un, families are only permitted to have one child.
  • 11 days ago: Following new legislation in Kim Jong-un, fearful citizens watch their every move as does their government.
  • 11 days ago: Following new legislation in Kim Jong-un, the welfare administration's new sweeping authority has forced the poor and needy to shop from pre-approved grocery lists.
  • 11 days ago: Following new legislation in Kim Jong-un, the government is spending millions on renovating the public transportation system.
  • 11 days ago: Following new legislation in Kim Jong-un, litter collection has replaced fast food as the most popular after-school job.
  • 11 days ago: Following new legislation in Kim Jong-un, criminals are executed and their property seized.

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