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The Brilliant Comrade of Kim Jong-un

“Shining with glory of billion suns”

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights:
Outlawed
Economy:
Strong
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: The Alliance of Dictators

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The Brilliant Comrade of Kim Jong-un is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Brilliant Comrade Kim Jong-un with an iron fist, and remarkable for its parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 9.441 billion people's workers are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, moralistic government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defence, and Healthcare. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bright Palace of the People. The average income tax rate is 100%. Private enterprise is illegal, but for those in the know there is a slick and highly efficient black market in Arms Manufacturing.

The new hit series "Kim Jong-un's Got Trauma" has corporate executives fleeing the country, suppression of pro-democracy protests is a daily occurrence, torture is commonly used to extract information from suspected criminals, and parents must choose their children's names from a government-mandated master list. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kim Jong-un's national animal is the pig-dog, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is Sacred Study of Great Leader, and its currency is the Glorious People's Won.

Kim Jong-un is ranked 21st in The Alliance of Dictators and 8,864th in the world for Largest Populations, with 9,441 Capita (millions).

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 6 days ago

  • 7 hours ago: Kim Jong-un fell out of the regional Top 10% for Largest Populations.
  • 6 days ago: Kim Jong-un was reclassified from "Psychotic Dictatorship" to "Iron Fist Consumerists".
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Kim Jong-un, parents must choose their children's names from a government-mandated master list.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Kim Jong-un, torture is commonly used to extract information from suspected criminals.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Kim Jong-un, suppression of pro-democracy protests is a daily occurrence.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Kim Jong-un, the new hit series "Kim Jong-un's Got Trauma" has corporate executives fleeing the country.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Kim Jong-un, fur coats have become the latest fashion trend.
  • 9 days ago: Following new legislation in Kim Jong-un, conscientious objectors are hanged as traitors.
  • 9 days ago: Following new legislation in Kim Jong-un, all citizens are solely referenced by their allocated identity number.
  • 9 days ago: Following new legislation in Kim Jong-un, roads are often attended by round-the-clock construction crews.

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