| Category: Psychotic Dictatorship | ||
| Civil Rights: Outlawed |
Economy: Strong |
Political Freedoms: Outlawed |
Regional Influence: Minnow
Location: The Alliance of Dictators
Overview • Factbook • People • Government • Economy • Trend • Analysis
The Brilliant Comrade of Kim Jong-un is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Brilliant Comrade Kim Jong-un with an iron fist, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space. Its hard-nosed, cynical population of 6.358 billion are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, moralistic government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defence, and Healthcare. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bright Palace of the People. The average income tax rate is 100%. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.
Teenage fathers are forced to join the army, families are only permitted to have one child, citizens are regularly arrested in queues for 'loitering', and the study of medicine is popular throughout Kim Jong-un. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kim Jong-un's national animal is the pig-dog, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is Sacred Study of Great Leader, and its currency is the Glorious People's Won.
Kim Jong-un is ranked 1st in The Alliance of Dictators and 643rd in the world for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 296 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.











































National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity: 6 days ago
- 18 hours ago:
Kim Jong-un was ranked #1 in the region for Most Eco-Friendly Governments (last census: Top 1%). - 6 days ago: Following new legislation in
Kim Jong-un, the study of medicine is popular throughout Kim Jong-un. - 6 days ago: Following new legislation in
Kim Jong-un, citizens are regularly arrested in queues for 'loitering'. - 6 days ago: Following new legislation in
Kim Jong-un, families are only permitted to have one child. - 6 days ago: Following new legislation in
Kim Jong-un, teenage fathers are forced to join the army. - 6 days ago: Following new legislation in
Kim Jong-un, the KJUBI Channel Tunnel project is plagued by delays. - 8 days ago:
Kim Jong-un was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Smartest Citizens (last census: Top 1%). - 9 days ago: Following new legislation in
Kim Jong-un, children as young as twelve are conscripted into the armed forces. - 9 days ago: Following new legislation in
Kim Jong-un, postmen have been arrested in job lots for selling junk mail as home insulation. - 9 days ago: Following new legislation in
Kim Jong-un, the government is spending millions on renovating the public transportation system.







