The Brilliant Comrade of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Shining with glory of billion suns
Brilliant Comrade Kim Jong-un
Regional Influence
Minnow
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Reasonable
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

Overview Factbook People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Brilliant Comrade of Kim Jong-un is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Brilliant Comrade Kim Jong-un with an iron fist, and notable for its frequent executions, disturbing lack of elderly people, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 10.611 billion Comrade Workers are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized morass — juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bright Palace of the People. The income tax rate is 100%.

The enormous but inefficient Comrade Worker economy, worth a remarkable 1,589 trillion Glorious People's Wons a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 149,801 Glorious People's Wons, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Political activists are routinely executed, citizens are allowed to rise or fall based on their own merits, students cut up leftover Glorious People's Wons during Arts and Crafts, and the national guard is mobilized whenever a mother gets separated from her child at the mall. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kim Jong-un's national animal is the pig-dog, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Sacred Study of Great Leader.

Kim Jong-un is ranked 193rd in The Alliance of Dictators and 142,328th in the world for Happiest Citizens, scoring -12 on the Relative Cheerfulness Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 2 hours ago

  • 87 minutes ago: Following new legislation in Kim Jong-un, the national guard is mobilized whenever a mother gets separated from her child at the mall.
  • 87 minutes ago: Following new legislation in Kim Jong-un, students cut up leftover Glorious People's Wons during Arts and Crafts.
  • 87 minutes ago: Following new legislation in Kim Jong-un, citizens are allowed to rise or fall based on their own merits.
  • 87 minutes ago: Following new legislation in Kim Jong-un, political activists are routinely executed.
  • 87 minutes ago: Following new legislation in Kim Jong-un, the people of Kim Jong-un are renowned for their nihilistic attitudes.
  • 1 day 23 hours ago: Kim Jong-un was ranked in the Top 1% of the region for Largest Public Transport Department (last census: Top 5%).
  • 5 days ago: Kim Jong-un was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Authoritarian (last census: Top 5%).
  • 6 days ago: Kim Jong-un was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Income Equality.
  • 8 days ago: Kim Jong-un was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Safest (last census: Top 1%).
  • 21 days ago: Kim Jong-un was ranked in the Top 1% of the region for Longest Average Lifespans (last census: Top 5%).

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