The Brilliant Comrade of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Shining with glory of billion suns
Brilliant Comrade Kim Jong-un
Regional Influence
Apprentice
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Strong
Political Freedom
Outlawed

Overview Factbook People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Brilliant Comrade of Kim Jong-un is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Brilliant Comrade Kim Jong-un with an iron fist, and remarkable for its national health service, anti-smoking policies, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 12.324 billion Comrade Workers are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized morass — is primarily concerned with Defense, although Healthcare, Education, and Public Transport are also considered important, while Spirituality and Law & Order are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bright Palace of the People. The income tax rate is 100%.

The strong Comrade Worker economy, worth a remarkable 2,684 trillion Glorious People's Wons a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, highly specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, Uranium Mining, and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 217,813 Glorious People's Wons, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Trouble-makers are frequently turned in to the government to be 'recycled', online tourism reviews of Kim Jong-un are suspiciously positive and amazingly similar, the nation's new foreign policy of 'very disproportionate retribution' has its neighbors on edge, and pig-dog sanctuaries have been taken over by hydraulic fracturing sites. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Kim Jong-un's national animal is the pig-dog, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Sacred Study of Great Leader.

Kim Jong-un is ranked 29th in The Alliance of Dictators and 2,110th in the world for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector, scoring 13 on the Charon Conveyancy Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Kim Jong-un, pig-dog sanctuaries have been taken over by hydraulic fracturing sites.
  • : Following new legislation in Kim Jong-un, the nation's new foreign policy of 'very disproportionate retribution' has its neighbors on edge.
  • : Following new legislation in Kim Jong-un, online tourism reviews of Kim Jong-un are suspiciously positive and amazingly similar.
  • : Kim Jong-un was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extreme (last census: Top 5%).
  • : Kim Jong-un was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Agricultural Sector (last census: Top 1%).
  • : Kim Jong-un was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Smartest Citizens (last census: Top 1%).
  • : Kim Jong-un was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Safest (last census: Top 5%).
  • : Kim Jong-un fell out of the world Top 1% for Highest Police Ratios.
  • : Kim Jong-un fell out of the regional Top 5% for Highest Police Ratios.
  • : Following new legislation in Kim Jong-un, trouble-makers are frequently turned in to the government to be 'recycled'.

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