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The Brilliant Comrade of Kim Jong-un

“Shining with glory of billion suns”

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights:
Outlawed
Economy:
Strong
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: The Alliance of Dictators

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The Brilliant Comrade of Kim Jong-un is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Brilliant Comrade Kim Jong-un with an iron fist, and renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 9.139 billion people's workers are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, moralistic government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defence, and Healthcare. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bright Palace of the People. The average income tax rate is 100%. Private enterprise is illegal, but for those in the know there is a slick and highly efficient black market in Arms Manufacturing.

Government-run brothels can be found on every street corner, the government is a law unto itself, Kim Jong-un's army is full of two-metre tall super-soldiers, and the people are famous throughout the region for their bleached-white teeth. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kim Jong-un's national animal is the pig-dog, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is Sacred Study of Great Leader, and its currency is the Glorious People's Won.

Kim Jong-un is ranked 2nd in The Alliance of Dictators and 131st in the world for Safest, scoring 2,716.4 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 1 day 3 hours ago

  • 13 hours ago: Kim Jong-un was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Safest (last census: Top 1%).
  • 1 day 2 hours ago: Following new legislation in Kim Jong-un, the people are famous throughout the region for their bleached-white teeth.
  • 1 day 2 hours ago: Following new legislation in Kim Jong-un, Kim Jong-un's army is full of two-metre tall super-soldiers.
  • 1 day 2 hours ago: Following new legislation in Kim Jong-un, the government is a law unto itself.
  • 1 day 2 hours ago: Following new legislation in Kim Jong-un, government-run brothels can be found on every street corner.
  • 1 day 13 hours ago: Kim Jong-un fell out of the regional Top 10% for Rudest Citizens.
  • 18 days ago: Following new legislation in Kim Jong-un, newborns are being raised as mindless killing machines.
  • 18 days ago: Following new legislation in Kim Jong-un, the mining industry is making inroads into environmentally sensitive areas.
  • 18 days ago: Following new legislation in Kim Jong-un, criminals are thrown to the pig-dogs to repay their debt to society.
  • 18 days ago: Following new legislation in Kim Jong-un, the people of Kim Jong-un are renowned for their nihilistic attitudes.

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