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The Brilliant Comrade of Kim Jong-un

“Shining with glory of billion suns”

Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Outlawed
Economy:
Reasonable
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: The Alliance of Dictators

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The Brilliant Comrade of Kim Jong-un is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Brilliant Comrade Kim Jong-un with an iron fist, and notable for its punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 9.8 billion people's workers are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, moralistic government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defence, and Healthcare. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bright Palace of the People. The average income tax rate is 100%. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

Heavy industry must go to expensive lengths to dispose of waste, troops are either deafened by gunfire or a hysterical voice screaming the Party manifesto, prosecutors routinely call transplant doctors as 'expert witnesses' in burglary cases, and military spending recently hit a new high. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kim Jong-un's national animal is the pig-dog, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is Sacred Study of Great Leader, and its currency is the Glorious People's Won.

Kim Jong-un is ranked 178th in The Alliance of Dictators and 107,291st in the world for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring -8 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 2 days 7 hours ago

  • 1 day 18 hours ago: Following new legislation in Kim Jong-un, military spending recently hit a new high.
  • 2 days 5 hours ago: Kim Jong-un was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Largest Public Transport Department (last census: Top 1%).
  • 2 days 6 hours ago: Kim Jong-un was reclassified from "Iron Fist Consumerists" to "Psychotic Dictatorship".
  • 2 days 6 hours ago: Following new legislation in Kim Jong-un, prosecutors routinely call transplant doctors as 'expert witnesses' in burglary cases.
  • 2 days 6 hours ago: Following new legislation in Kim Jong-un, troops are either deafened by gunfire or a hysterical voice screaming the Party manifesto.
  • 2 days 6 hours ago: Following new legislation in Kim Jong-un, heavy industry must go to expensive lengths to dispose of waste.
  • 2 days 6 hours ago: Following new legislation in Kim Jong-un, Kim Jong-un's educational system is the envy of many and regarded as a pinnacle of academic achievement.
  • 2 days 6 hours ago: Following new legislation in Kim Jong-un, prices for nearly everything reach all time highs as business subsidies are discontinued.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Kim Jong-un, customs turn away those considered to have an unfavourable ethnicity.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Kim Jong-un, there's a shortage of swinging hot spots as land development grinds to a halt.

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