Most Pacifist: 11th Least Corrupt Governments: 12th Smartest Citizens: 13th
The Socialist Republic of
Left-wing Utopia
Happiness is always a new idea
Regional Influence
Superpower
WA Delegate
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Fragile
Political Freedom
Superb

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The Socialist Republic of Kilobugya is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Comrade with a fair hand, and renowned for its national health service, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 25.502 billion Kilobugyans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, liberal, socially-minded morass — prioritizes Education, with Environment, Welfare, and Social Policy also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Defense receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fraternia. The income tax rate is 100%.

The enormous but sluggish Kilobugyan economy, worth a remarkable 3,123 trillion Columbuses a year, is extremely specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 122,493 Columbuses, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Business owners return from long vacations to find their factories have been turned into homeless shelters, nobody is allowed to stop the local daycare from reading Nietzsche to pre-schoolers, the mining industry is making inroads into environmentally sensitive areas, and 100-year-old politicians are now a thing of the past. Crime is totally unknown. Kilobugya's national animal is the Bunny, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Kilobugya is ranked 14th in the world and 1st in Democratic Communist States for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 274.05 on the Kitten Softness Rating.

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Most Pacifist: 11thLeast Corrupt Governments: 12thSmartest Citizens: 13thMost Inclusive: 13thMost Compassionate Citizens: 14thLongest Average Lifespans: 18thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 21stNicest Citizens: 22ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 22ndMost Cultured: 25thMost Rebellious Youth: 25thMost Beautiful Environments: 28thLargest Governments: 29thHealthiest Citizens: 50thSafest: 92ndMost Secular: 105thMost Cheerful Citizens: 115thLowest Crime Rates: 120thBest Weather: 202ndMost Stationary: 518thLargest Welfare Programs: 628thMost Advanced Public Education: 722ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 771stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,236thLargest Populations: 1,504thTop
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Most Influential: 1,871stHighest Economic Output: 2,192ndLargest Publishing Industry: 2,303rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,564thMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,669thHighest Poor Incomes: 4,703rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 6,061stMost Income Equality: 6,635thTop
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Nudest: 9,613thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 10,102ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 14,627thHighest Drug Use: 17,326th
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Largest Governments: 1st in the regionSafest: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 2nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 2nd in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 2nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionTop
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Most Income Equality: 3rd in the regionLargest Populations: 3rd in the regionNudest: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 4th in the regionMost Politically Free: 4th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 4th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Kilobugya was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Eco-Friendly Governments.
  • : Following new legislation in Kilobugya, 100-year-old politicians are now a thing of the past.
  • : Following new legislation in Kilobugya, the mining industry is making inroads into environmentally sensitive areas.
  • : Kilobugya was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extreme.
  • : Following new legislation in Kilobugya, nobody is allowed to stop the local daycare from reading Nietzsche to pre-schoolers.
  • : Following new legislation in Kilobugya, business owners return from long vacations to find their factories have been turned into homeless shelters.
  • : Following new legislation in Kilobugya, sex changes are routinely performed at Kilobugya's hospitals.
  • : Following new legislation in Kilobugya, orphans would rather live their life of luxury than be adopted by prospective parents.
  • : Following new legislation in Kilobugya, banana distribution among collective farm workers is an important topic in public discourse.
  • : Following new legislation in Kilobugya, legislators work 24/7 due to an influx of single-issue bills.

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