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The Holy Empire of Killyourfaceistan is a huge, safe nation, notable for its sprawling nuclear power plants. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, intelligent population of 862 million enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The small government juggles the competing demands of Defence, Education, and Law & Order. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 3%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Pizza Delivery, Woodchip Exports, and Information Technology industries.

Scenic mountain valleys are flooded with water as damming projects get underway, elevator music has been replaced by thrash metal played at maximum volume, citizens simply have to point a weapon at a government official to get what they want, and roads are often attended by round-the-clock construction crews. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Killyourfaceistan's national animal is the Pet Rock, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its currency is the nipple.

Killyourfaceistan is ranked 263rd in the region and 11,304th in the world for Largest Publishing Industry.