Rudest Citizens: 411th Highest Crime Rates: 500th Most Armed: 664th
The Heterogeneously High States of
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The Heterogeneously High States of Kikiyo is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, renowned for its deadly medical pandemics, rampant corporate plagiarism, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 25.844 billion Kikiyoans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Kikiyoan economy, worth a remarkable 4,388 trillion Buds a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Uranium Mining, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 169,817 Buds, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 946,733 per year while the poor average 15,207, a ratio of 62.3 to 1.

The automotive industry soaks up huge government handouts, surveillance cameras are banned, the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller, and citizens drive tank-like vehicles with mounted machine guns. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Kikiyo's national animal is the Roach, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Kikiyo is ranked 7,135th in the world and 266th in Osiris for Highest Average Incomes, with 169,817.69 Standard Monetary Units.

Rudest Citizens: 411thHighest Crime Rates: 500thMost Armed: 664thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 886thHighest Economic Output: 1,098thLargest Populations: 1,217thLargest Gambling Industry: 1,423rdLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,446thFattest Citizens: 1,662ndTop
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,774thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,882ndMost Politically Free: 1,985thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,214thMost Avoided: 2,368thMost Rebellious Youth: 2,464thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2,519thMost Extreme: 2,751stMost Efficient Economies: 2,776thLargest Mining Sector: 2,916thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 3,415thLargest Retail Industry: 3,640thMost Pro-Market: 3,712thLargest Insurance Industry: 3,863rdHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3,923rdHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 4,107thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4,319thHighest Drug Use: 5,384thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 5,544thNudest: 6,446thHighest Average Incomes: 7,135thTop
Largest Publishing Industry: 9,577thLargest Black Market: 10,109thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 11,283rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 16,517th
Rudest Citizens: 10th in the regionMost Politically Free: 21st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 21st in the regionMost Armed: 25th in the regionLargest Populations: 26th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 30th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 36th in the regionMost Extreme: 39th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 40th in the regionTop
Most Pro-Market: 48th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 58th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 74th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 75th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 81st in the regionFattest Citizens: 86th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 100th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 105th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 107th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 112th in the regionMost Avoided: 114th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 118th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 126th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 131st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 154th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 182nd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 201st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 211th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 214th in the regionTop
Nudest: 231st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 266th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 335th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 428th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Kikiyo was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Fattest Citizens.
  • : Kikiyo was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry.
  • : Kikiyo was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Lowest Overall Tax Burden and the Top 5% for Highest Average Incomes.
  • : Kikiyo's influence in Osiris rose from "Zero" to "Nipper".
  • : Kikiyo was refounded in Osiris.
  • : Kikiyo ceased to exist.
  • : Kikiyo was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector.
  • : Kikiyo's influence in Osiris rose from "Newcomer" to "Nipper".
  • : Kikiyo's influence in Osiris rose from "Hatchling" to "Newcomer".
  • : Kikiyo's influence in Osiris rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".


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