Rudest Citizens: 375th Highest Crime Rates: 479th Most Armed: 614th
The Heterogeneously High States of
We're just burning rope back here, 'aight?
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The Heterogeneously High States of Kikiyo is a gargantuan, efficient nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, unlimited-speed roads, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 25.326 billion Kikiyoans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Kikiyoan economy, worth a remarkable 4,300 trillion Buds a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Uranium Mining, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 169,817 Buds, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 946,733 per year while the poor average 15,207, a ratio of 62.3 to 1.

The automotive industry soaks up huge government handouts, surveillance cameras are banned, the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller, and citizens drive tank-like vehicles with mounted machine guns. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Kikiyo's national animal is the Roach, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Kikiyo is ranked 188,978th in the world and 4,926th in Osiris for Best Weather, with -174 Meters Of Sunlight.

Rudest Citizens: 375thHighest Crime Rates: 479thMost Armed: 614thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 858thHighest Economic Output: 1,063rdLargest Populations: 1,205thLargest Gambling Industry: 1,332ndLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,381stFattest Citizens: 1,557thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,748thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,930thTop
Most Politically Free: 2,067thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,130thMost Avoided: 2,266thMost Rebellious Youth: 2,351stLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2,429thMost Efficient Economies: 2,834thMost Extreme: 2,844thLargest Mining Sector: 2,864thLargest Retail Industry: 3,102ndMost Extensive Civil Rights: 3,443rdMost Pro-Market: 3,674thLargest Insurance Industry: 3,784thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3,830thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 4,008thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4,180thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 5,705thHighest Drug Use: 6,036thHighest Average Incomes: 6,466thNudest: 7,072ndLargest Publishing Industry: 8,693rdTop
Largest Black Market: 10,039thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 11,498thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 15,714thLargest Information Technology Sector: 16,212th
Rudest Citizens: 14th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 21st in the regionMost Politically Free: 23rd in the regionMost Armed: 25th in the regionLargest Populations: 25th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 31st in the regionMost Extreme: 37th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 42nd in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 46th in the regionTop
Most Pro-Market: 53rd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 58th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 70th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 82nd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 85th in the regionFattest Citizens: 86th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 99th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 105th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 116th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 123rd in the regionMost Avoided: 124th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 135th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 146th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 150th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 152nd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 184th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 210th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 214th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 225th in the regionTop
Highest Average Incomes: 277th in the regionNudest: 308th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 343rd in the regionMost Secular: 425th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 497th in the regionLargest Black Market: 513th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Kikiyo was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector.
  • : Kikiyo's influence in Osiris rose from "Newcomer" to "Nipper".
  • : Kikiyo's influence in Osiris rose from "Hatchling" to "Newcomer".
  • : Kikiyo's influence in Osiris rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
  • : Kikiyo's influence in Osiris rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
  • : Kikiyo was refounded in Osiris.
  • : Kikiyo ceased to exist.
  • : Kikiyo was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.
  • : Kikiyo was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Nudest.
  • : Kikiyo was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Publishing Industry.


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