Rudest Citizens: 393rd Highest Crime Rates: 490th Most Armed: 666th
The Heterogeneously High States of
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The Heterogeneously High States of Kikiyo is a gargantuan, efficient nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, frequent executions, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 25.692 billion Kikiyoans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Kikiyoan economy, worth a remarkable 4,362 trillion Buds a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Uranium Mining, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 169,817 Buds, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 946,733 per year while the poor average 15,207, a ratio of 62.3 to 1.

The automotive industry soaks up huge government handouts, surveillance cameras are banned, the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller, and citizens drive tank-like vehicles with mounted machine guns. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Kikiyo's national animal is the Roach, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Kikiyo is ranked 28,641st in the world and 1,029th in Osiris for Smartest Citizens, with 49.32 Quips Per Hour.

Rudest Citizens: 393rdHighest Crime Rates: 490thMost Armed: 666thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 880thHighest Economic Output: 1,081stLargest Populations: 1,215thLargest Gambling Industry: 1,405thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,446thTop
Fattest Citizens: 1,657thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,764thMost Politically Free: 1,864thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,904thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,212thMost Avoided: 2,320thMost Rebellious Youth: 2,419thMost Extreme: 2,450thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2,561stMost Efficient Economies: 2,816thLargest Mining Sector: 2,917thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 3,086thMost Pro-Market: 3,138thLargest Retail Industry: 3,542ndLargest Insurance Industry: 3,836thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3,953rdHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 4,081stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4,328thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 4,956thNudest: 5,518thHighest Drug Use: 5,587thHighest Average Incomes: 7,011thTop
Largest Publishing Industry: 9,425thLargest Black Market: 10,154thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 11,638th
Rudest Citizens: 11th in the regionMost Politically Free: 12th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 20th in the regionMost Armed: 26th in the regionMost Extreme: 26th in the regionLargest Populations: 30th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 30th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 35th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 41st in the regionTop
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 42nd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 68th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 73rd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 82nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 83rd in the regionFattest Citizens: 90th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 97th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 102nd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 109th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 120th in the regionMost Avoided: 121st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 122nd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 127th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 137th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 146th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 178th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 180th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 205th in the regionTop
Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 212th in the regionNudest: 229th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 281st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 324th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Kikiyo was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector.
  • : Kikiyo's influence in Osiris rose from "Newcomer" to "Nipper".
  • : Kikiyo's influence in Osiris rose from "Hatchling" to "Newcomer".
  • : Kikiyo's influence in Osiris rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
  • : Kikiyo's influence in Osiris rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
  • : Kikiyo was refounded in Osiris.
  • : Kikiyo ceased to exist.
  • : Kikiyo was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.
  • : Kikiyo was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Nudest.
  • : Kikiyo was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Publishing Industry.


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