Rudest Citizens: 479th Highest Crime Rates: 534th Most Armed: 684th
The Heterogeneously High States of
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The Heterogeneously High States of Kikiyo is a gargantuan, efficient nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 26.214 billion Kikiyoans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Kikiyoan economy, worth a remarkable 4,451 trillion Buds a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Uranium Mining, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 169,817 Buds, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 946,733 per year while the poor average 15,207, a ratio of 62.3 to 1.

The automotive industry soaks up huge government handouts, surveillance cameras are banned, the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller, and citizens drive tank-like vehicles with mounted machine guns. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Kikiyo's national animal is the Roach, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Kikiyo is ranked 1,461st in the world and 76th in Osiris for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 21,635.43 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

Rudest Citizens: 479thHighest Crime Rates: 534thMost Armed: 684thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 915thHighest Economic Output: 1,119thLargest Populations: 1,192ndLargest Gambling Industry: 1,461stLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,476thFattest Citizens: 1,712thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,804thTop
Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,881stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,215thMost Politically Free: 2,291stMost Avoided: 2,383rdLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2,522ndMost Rebellious Youth: 2,530thMost Efficient Economies: 2,776thLargest Mining Sector: 2,918thMost Extreme: 3,231stHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3,870thLargest Retail Industry: 3,904thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 3,928thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 4,113thLargest Insurance Industry: 4,165thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4,302ndMost Pro-Market: 4,812thHighest Drug Use: 5,186thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 6,631stNudest: 7,349thHighest Average Incomes: 7,466thTop
Largest Publishing Industry: 9,800thLargest Black Market: 10,128thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 11,029th
Rudest Citizens: 14th in the regionMost Politically Free: 23rd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 25th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 27th in the regionLargest Populations: 28th in the regionMost Armed: 30th in the regionMost Extreme: 37th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 40th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 41st in the regionTop
Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 57th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 58th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 76th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 78th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 80th in the regionFattest Citizens: 93rd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 93rd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 105th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 116th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 118th in the regionMost Avoided: 119th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 123rd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 132nd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 143rd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 169th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 195th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 196th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 207th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 207th in the regionTop
Nudest: 250th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 273rd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 359th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 478th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Kikiyo was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Fattest Citizens.
  • : Kikiyo's influence in Osiris rose from "Nipper" to "Minnow".
  • : Kikiyo was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Fattest Citizens.
  • : Kikiyo was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry.
  • : Kikiyo was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Lowest Overall Tax Burden and the Top 5% for Highest Average Incomes.
  • : Kikiyo's influence in Osiris rose from "Zero" to "Nipper".
  • : Kikiyo was refounded in Osiris.
  • : Kikiyo ceased to exist.
  • : Kikiyo was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector.
  • : Kikiyo's influence in Osiris rose from "Newcomer" to "Nipper".


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