Rudest Citizens: 389th Highest Crime Rates: 482nd Most Armed: 638th
The Heterogeneously High States of
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The Heterogeneously High States of Kikiyo is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, renowned for its unlimited-speed roads, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 25.491 billion Kikiyoans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Kikiyoan economy, worth a remarkable 4,328 trillion Buds a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Uranium Mining, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 169,817 Buds, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 946,733 per year while the poor average 15,207, a ratio of 62.3 to 1.

The automotive industry soaks up huge government handouts, surveillance cameras are banned, the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller, and citizens drive tank-like vehicles with mounted machine guns. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Kikiyo's national animal is the Roach, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Kikiyo is ranked 175,744th in the world and 4,467th in Osiris for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 11.63 on the Kitten Softness Rating.

Rudest Citizens: 389thHighest Crime Rates: 482ndMost Armed: 638thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 862ndHighest Economic Output: 1,075thLargest Populations: 1,210thLargest Gambling Industry: 1,361stLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,407thFattest Citizens: 1,602ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,763rdTop
Most Politically Free: 1,855thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,906thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,171stMost Avoided: 2,309thMost Rebellious Youth: 2,399thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2,562ndMost Extreme: 2,589thMost Efficient Economies: 2,828thLargest Mining Sector: 2,894thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 2,989thLargest Retail Industry: 3,311thMost Pro-Market: 3,366thLargest Insurance Industry: 3,863rdHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3,920thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 4,089thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4,289thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 5,340thHighest Drug Use: 5,985thNudest: 6,109thHighest Average Incomes: 6,717thTop
Largest Publishing Industry: 9,049thLargest Black Market: 10,169thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 11,908thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 15,805thLargest Information Technology Sector: 17,666th
Rudest Citizens: 15th in the regionMost Politically Free: 18th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 24th in the regionLargest Populations: 28th in the regionMost Armed: 30th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 31st in the regionMost Extreme: 34th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 41st in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 43rd in the regionTop
Most Pro-Market: 50th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 63rd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 76th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 79th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 86th in the regionFattest Citizens: 88th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 97th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 108th in the regionMost Avoided: 121st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 122nd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 122nd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 124th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 135th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 142nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 142nd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 199th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 210th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 214th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 215th in the regionTop
Highest Average Incomes: 262nd in the regionNudest: 280th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 335th in the regionMost Secular: 449th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 464th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Kikiyo was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector.
  • : Kikiyo's influence in Osiris rose from "Newcomer" to "Nipper".
  • : Kikiyo's influence in Osiris rose from "Hatchling" to "Newcomer".
  • : Kikiyo's influence in Osiris rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
  • : Kikiyo's influence in Osiris rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
  • : Kikiyo was refounded in Osiris.
  • : Kikiyo ceased to exist.
  • : Kikiyo was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.
  • : Kikiyo was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Nudest.
  • : Kikiyo was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Publishing Industry.


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