Rudest Citizens: 502nd Highest Crime Rates: 532nd Most Armed: 696th
The Heterogeneously High States of
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The Heterogeneously High States of Kikiyo is a gargantuan, efficient nation, notable for its keen interest in outer space, complete lack of public education, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 26.344 billion Kikiyoans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Kikiyoan economy, worth a remarkable 4,473 trillion Buds a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Uranium Mining, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 169,817 Buds, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 946,733 per year while the poor average 15,207, a ratio of 62.3 to 1.

The automotive industry soaks up huge government handouts, surveillance cameras are banned, the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller, and citizens drive tank-like vehicles with mounted machine guns. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Kikiyo's national animal is the Roach, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Kikiyo is ranked 80,781st in the world and 1,589th in Osiris for Most Influential, scoring 79 on the Soft Power Disbursement Rating.

Rudest Citizens: 502ndHighest Crime Rates: 532ndMost Armed: 696thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 909thHighest Economic Output: 1,113thLargest Populations: 1,193rdLargest Gambling Industry: 1,476thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,479thFattest Citizens: 1,720thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,834thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,860thTop
Most Politically Free: 2,243rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,254thMost Avoided: 2,409thMost Rebellious Youth: 2,529thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2,575thMost Efficient Economies: 2,763rdLargest Mining Sector: 2,936thMost Extreme: 3,268thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3,923rdMost Extensive Civil Rights: 3,969thLargest Retail Industry: 4,002ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 4,177thLargest Insurance Industry: 4,202ndLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4,315thMost Pro-Market: 4,862ndHighest Drug Use: 5,862ndGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 6,820thHighest Average Incomes: 7,525thNudest: 7,760thTop
Largest Publishing Industry: 9,733rdLargest Black Market: 10,212thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 10,925thLargest Information Technology Sector: 19,391st
Rudest Citizens: 14th in the regionMost Politically Free: 21st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 23rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 27th in the regionMost Armed: 28th in the regionLargest Populations: 29th in the regionMost Extreme: 38th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 39th in the regionTop
Most Extensive Civil Rights: 50th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 52nd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 61st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 76th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 79th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 79th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 93rd in the regionFattest Citizens: 94th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 100th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 114th in the regionMost Avoided: 123rd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 125th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 127th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 139th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 143rd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 177th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 195th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 202nd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 217th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 217th in the regionTop
Nudest: 263rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 276th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 372nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 472nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Kikiyo was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Information Technology Sector.
  • : Kikiyo was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector.
  • : Kikiyo was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.
  • : Kikiyo was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Fattest Citizens.
  • : Kikiyo's influence in Osiris rose from "Nipper" to "Minnow".
  • : Kikiyo was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Fattest Citizens.
  • : Kikiyo was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry.
  • : Kikiyo was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Lowest Overall Tax Burden and the Top 5% for Highest Average Incomes.
  • : Kikiyo's influence in Osiris rose from "Zero" to "Nipper".
  • : Kikiyo was refounded in Osiris.


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