Rudest Citizens: 455th Highest Crime Rates: 521st Most Armed: 697th
The Heterogeneously High States of
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The Heterogeneously High States of Kikiyo is a gargantuan, efficient nation, remarkable for its smutty television, public floggings, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 26.039 billion Kikiyoans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Kikiyoan economy, worth a remarkable 4,421 trillion Buds a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Uranium Mining, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 169,817 Buds, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 946,733 per year while the poor average 15,207, a ratio of 62.3 to 1.

The automotive industry soaks up huge government handouts, surveillance cameras are banned, the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller, and citizens drive tank-like vehicles with mounted machine guns. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Kikiyo's national animal is the Roach, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Kikiyo is ranked 153,275th in the world and 4,469th in Osiris for Most Advanced Public Transport, scoring -28.11 on the Societal Mobility Rating.

Rudest Citizens: 455thHighest Crime Rates: 521stMost Armed: 697thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 915thHighest Economic Output: 1,124thLargest Populations: 1,213thLargest Gambling Industry: 1,460thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,491stTop
Fattest Citizens: 1,708thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,799thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,892ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,206thMost Politically Free: 2,373rdMost Avoided: 2,396thMost Rebellious Youth: 2,492ndLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2,524thMost Efficient Economies: 2,799thLargest Mining Sector: 2,897thMost Extreme: 2,970thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 3,729thLargest Retail Industry: 3,780thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3,858thLargest Insurance Industry: 3,955thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 4,120thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4,276thMost Pro-Market: 4,307thHighest Drug Use: 5,368thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 6,074thNudest: 6,892ndHighest Average Incomes: 7,356thTop
Largest Publishing Industry: 9,664thLargest Black Market: 10,205thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 11,412th
Rudest Citizens: 15th in the regionMost Politically Free: 17th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 26th in the regionLargest Populations: 27th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 30th in the regionMost Armed: 33rd in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 33rd in the regionMost Extreme: 35th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 44th in the regionTop
Most Pro-Market: 48th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 62nd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 82nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 85th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 88th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 94th in the regionFattest Citizens: 97th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 108th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 112th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 123rd in the regionMost Avoided: 125th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 128th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 134th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 139th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 163rd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 195th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 204th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 208th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 218th in the regionTop
Nudest: 256th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 277th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 340th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Kikiyo's influence in Osiris rose from "Nipper" to "Minnow".
  • : Kikiyo was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Fattest Citizens.
  • : Kikiyo was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry.
  • : Kikiyo was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Lowest Overall Tax Burden and the Top 5% for Highest Average Incomes.
  • : Kikiyo's influence in Osiris rose from "Zero" to "Nipper".
  • : Kikiyo was refounded in Osiris.
  • : Kikiyo ceased to exist.
  • : Kikiyo was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector.
  • : Kikiyo's influence in Osiris rose from "Newcomer" to "Nipper".
  • : Kikiyo's influence in Osiris rose from "Hatchling" to "Newcomer".


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