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The Please explain of Kibachus

“madre di terra, dea di tutti”

Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights:
Political Freedoms:
Below Average

Regional Influence: Dealmaker

Location: A Van Down by the River


The Please explain of Kibachus is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Siris Shala with an even hand, and remarkable for its parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 13.636 billion Kibachusians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it is mainly concerned with Law & Order, although Education and Social Equality are on the agenda. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ninhursag. The average income tax rate is 70%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Book Publishing, Uranium Mining, and Automobile Manufacturing industries.

School uniforms are compulsory, kidnapping has become the latest get-rich-quick scheme, record sales of 'child-whacking sticks' have been reported, and gambling is outlawed. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kibachus's national animal is the ziz, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its currency is the stuff.

Kibachus is ranked 9th in A Van Down by the River and 69,385th in the world for Least Corrupt Governments, scoring -32 on the Inverse Mugabe Relativity Rating.

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