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The Please explain of Kibachus

“madre di terra, dea di tutti”

Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights:
Political Freedoms:
Below Average

Regional Influence: Dealmaker

Location: A Van Down by the River


The Please explain of Kibachus is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Siris Shala with an even hand, and renowned for its frequent executions, public floggings, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 13.882 billion Kibachusians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Social Policy. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ninhursag. The average income tax rate is 68.7%.

The thriving Kibachusian economy, worth a remarkable 1,130 trillion stuffs a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Tourism, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 81,465 stuffs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

School uniforms are compulsory, kidnapping has become the latest get-rich-quick scheme, record sales of 'child-whacking sticks' have been reported, and gambling is outlawed. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kibachus's national animal is the ziz, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Kibachus is ranked 2nd in A Van Down by the River and 24,540th in the world for Largest Public Transport Department, scoring 31 on the Societal Mobility Rating.

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