The Insane Asylum of
Left-wing Utopia
Equality is a right, not a privilege
Regional Influence
Instigator
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Reasonable
Political Freedom
Superb

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The Insane Asylum of Ki Baratan is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Ginella Huntington with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, complete lack of prisons, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 16.972 billion Ki Baratanians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Social Policy, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Edosia. The average income tax rate is 98.3%.

The enormous but inefficient Ki Baratanian economy, worth a remarkable 1,662 trillion nothings a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 97,960 nothings, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

There has been a series of riots between local cannibals and health food advocates, students are wary of colorfully decorated new teachers with names like Professor Pipsqueak, a determined opposition debates the relative benefits of Arial and Times New Roman for days on end, and factories grind to a halt every time there is an election. Crime is totally unknown. Ki Baratan's national animal is the flying purple hippo, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Atheism.

Ki Baratan is ranked 6th in Gay and 286th in the world for Happiest Citizens, scoring 15 on the Relative Cheerfulness Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Ki Baratan, factories grind to a halt every time there is an election.
  • : Following new legislation in Ki Baratan, a determined opposition debates the relative benefits of Arial and Times New Roman for days on end.
  • : Following new legislation in Ki Baratan, students are wary of colorfully decorated new teachers with names like Professor Pipsqueak.
  • : Following new legislation in Ki Baratan, there has been a series of riots between local cannibals and health food advocates.
  • : Ki Baratan lodged a message on the Gay Regional Message Board.
  • : Ki Baratan lodged a message on the Gay Regional Message Board.
  • : Ki Baratan lodged a message on the Gay Regional Message Board.
  • : Ki Baratan lodged a message on the Gay Regional Message Board.
  • : Ki Baratan was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Lowest Unemployment Rates (last census: Top 5%).
  • : Ki Baratan fell out of the regional Top 5% for Lowest Unemployment Rates.

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