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The United Socialist States of Kholdan

“Unity, Justice and Wealth”

Category: Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Very Good
Political Freedoms:
Below Average

Regional Influence: Vassal

Location: the South Pacific


The United Socialist States of Kholdan is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Zghuk Whitescull with an even hand, and remarkable for its ban on automobiles. The compassionate population of 4.424 billion Kholdanians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Defence, Law & Order, and Education. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kholdan City. The average income tax rate is 98%. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

Cops enjoy driving jaywalkers into the ground, foreign 'investors' have been taking a great interest in the new secret shuttle, violently opinionated speakers can be heard preaching their hateful views on every street corner, and Osprey is one of the most popular forenames in Kholdan. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kholdan's national animal is the Osprey, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, its national religion is Gallifreyan mysticism, and its currency is the Mark.

Kholdan is ranked 1,352nd in the South Pacific and 42,632nd in the world for Most Authoritarian, with 0.499 Stalins.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 89 minutes ago


World Assembly

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