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The United Socialist States of Kholdan

“Unity, Justice and Wealth”

Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights:
Very Good
Economy:
Very Strong
Political Freedoms:
Average

Regional Influence: Vassal

Location: the South Pacific

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The United Socialist States of Kholdan is a massive, economically powerful nation, ruled by Zghuk Whitescull with an even hand, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies. The compassionate, hard-working population of 2.774 billion, 2.737 billion of whom are zombies, Kholdanians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it is mainly concerned with Law & Order, although Education and Healthcare are secondary priorities. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kholdan City. The average income tax rate is 97%. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

The CEO of Laws Incorporated must sign off on all new bills, the elderly live on a steady diet of canned beans in dreary government housing, teenagers haven't been seen outdoors since the nation reconnected to the Internet, and the government pours millions of Marks into rehabilitation programs annually. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kholdan's national animal is the Osprey, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, its national religion is Gallifreyan mysticism, and its currency is the Mark.

Kholdan is ranked 3,995th in the South Pacific and 113,202nd in the world for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring -20 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.

Kholdan is currently considering its options.

People: 36,961,623

Zombies: 2,737,263,248

Dead: 2,212,213,461

Survival Rate: 0.74%

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 2 days 14 hours ago

  • 2 hours ago: Kholdan was struck by a Cure Missile from The Renewed Kingdom of SHAYTAN UKHIROSS, curing 58 million infected.
  • 2 days 7 hours ago: Kholdan was reclassified from "Democratic Socialists" to "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy".
  • 2 days 7 hours ago: Following new legislation in Kholdan, the government pours millions of Marks into rehabilitation programs annually.
  • 2 days 7 hours ago: Following new legislation in Kholdan, teenagers haven't been seen outdoors since the nation reconnected to the Internet.
  • 2 days 7 hours ago: Following new legislation in Kholdan, the elderly live on a steady diet of canned beans in dreary government housing.
  • 2 days 7 hours ago: Following new legislation in Kholdan, the CEO of Laws Incorporated must sign off on all new bills.
  • 2 days 7 hours ago: Following new legislation in Kholdan, crime suspects are forced to submit to blood testing.
  • 3 days 4 hours ago: Kholdan voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Liberate The International Communist Union"".
  • 3 days 10 hours ago: Kholdan was endorsed by The Republic of Novum Brasil.
  • 3 days 16 hours ago: Kholdan was endorsed by The Republic of Janzel.

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