The United Socialist States of Kholdan is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Zghuk Whitescull with an even hand, and notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, frequent executions, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, humorless, devout population of 9.53 billion Kholdanians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The large, corrupt government prioritizes Law & Order, with Welfare, Defense, and Industry also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kholdan City. The average income tax rate is 90.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The strong Kholdanian economy, worth 851 trillion Marks a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 89,338 Marks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.
Travel bureaus double as recruiting centers for national intelligence agencies, suburban backyards are seized by the government and turned into national parks, teachers are routinely tested to keep their jobs, and elections have become procedural nightmares due to voters persistently rejecting candidates. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kholdan's national animal is the Osprey, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Gallifreyan mysticism.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Kholdan was endorsed by The Peocracy of The International Knights.
- : Kholdan was endorsed by The Empire of Madhonia.
- : Kholdan endorsed The Republic of Siwale.
- : Kholdan was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Nudest.
- : Kholdan was endorsed by The Republic of Siwale.
- : Kholdan was endorsed by The Federal Republic of Parana Union.
- : Kholdan was endorsed by The Republic of Southamtic.
- : Kholdan endorsed The Federal Republic of Altivia.
- : Kholdan was endorsed by The Federal Republic of Altivia.
- : Kholdan was endorsed by The Community of Anderson Island.
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