Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 468th Largest Welfare Programs: 1,001st Most Subsidized Industry: 1,533rd
The United Socialist States of
Left-Leaning College State
Unity, Justice and Wealth
Regional Influence
Civil Rights
Very Strong
Political Freedom

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The United Socialist States of Kholdan is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Zghuk Whitescull with a fair hand, and renowned for its triple-decker prams, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, humorless, devout population of 8.552 billion Kholdanians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The large, corrupt government prioritizes Law & Order, although Welfare, Defense, and Industry are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kholdan City. The average income tax rate is 90.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Kholdanian economy, worth 797 trillion Marks a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 93,246 Marks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Drug-related crimes carry the death penalty, breast milk is being redistributed from each according to their ability to each according to their need, there has been a series of riots between local cannibals and health food advocates, and children regularly take part in blood sports that result in extreme boo-boos. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kholdan's national animal is the Osprey, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Gallifreyan mysticism.

Kholdan is ranked 28,086th in the world and 697th in the South Pacific for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 1,567.74 on the Clooney Contribution Index.

Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 468thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,001stTop
Most Subsidized Industry: 1,533rdSafest: 1,668thBest Weather: 2,438thMost Beautiful Environments: 3,068thMost Rebellious Youth: 3,283rdMost Influential: 3,541stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,594thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,055thLongest Average Lifespans: 5,301stLowest Crime Rates: 5,835thLargest Governments: 6,641stMost Pacifist: 6,913thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 7,342ndTop
Healthiest Citizens: 8,639thMost Corrupt Governments: 9,531stNudest: 10,022ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 10,542ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 10,691stHighest Average Tax Rates: 11,572ndHighest Economic Output: 13,197thSmartest Citizens: 13,761st
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 4th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 22nd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 24th in the regionSafest: 37th in the regionBest Weather: 53rd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 55th in the regionTop
Most Beautiful Environments: 70th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 85th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 99th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 109th in the regionLargest Governments: 116th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 123rd in the regionLargest Populations: 139th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 143rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 146th in the regionMost Influential: 172nd in the regionMost Pacifist: 183rd in the regionNudest: 188th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 206th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 214th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 251st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 266th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 299th in the regionTop
Smartest Citizens: 335th in the regionMost Developed: 432nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 583rd in the region

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