Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 468th Largest Welfare Programs: 943rd Most Subsidized Industry: 1,421st
The United Socialist States of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Unity, Justice and Wealth
Regional Influence
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The United Socialist States of Kholdan is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Zghuk Whitescull with a fair hand, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, state-planned economy, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, democratic, humorless, devout population of 8.361 billion Kholdanians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government prioritizes Law & Order, although Welfare, Defense, and Industry are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kholdan City. The average income tax rate is 90.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Kholdanian economy, worth 778 trillion Marks a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 93,142 Marks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Toilet paper is considered a non-essential item in the embargo against Brasilistan, drug-related crimes carry the death penalty, breast milk is being redistributed from each according to their ability to each according to their need, and there has been a series of riots between local cannibals and health food advocates. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kholdan's national animal is the Osprey, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Gallifreyan mysticism.

Kholdan is ranked 139,954th in the world and 6,634th in the South Pacific for Most Authoritarian, with 0.08 Stalins.

Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 468thLargest Welfare Programs: 943rdMost Subsidized Industry: 1,421stSafest: 1,658thTop
Best Weather: 2,541stMost Beautiful Environments: 3,078thMost Rebellious Youth: 3,252ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,438thMost Influential: 3,591stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,900thLongest Average Lifespans: 5,222ndLowest Crime Rates: 5,646thLargest Governments: 6,387thMost Pacifist: 6,454thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 7,389thHealthiest Citizens: 8,605thMost Compassionate Citizens: 8,897thTop
Most Corrupt Governments: 9,472ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 10,058thHighest Average Tax Rates: 11,500thNudest: 12,333rdSmartest Citizens: 13,187thHighest Economic Output: 13,286thLargest Populations: 15,481stMost Developed: 17,780th
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 4th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 21st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 22nd in the regionSafest: 31st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 52nd in the regionBest Weather: 56th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 68th in the regionTop
Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 85th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 94th in the regionLargest Governments: 99th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 106th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 115th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 133rd in the regionLargest Populations: 141st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 147th in the regionMost Influential: 162nd in the regionMost Pacifist: 165th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 194th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 211th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 234th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 237th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 255th in the regionNudest: 276th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 312th in the regionMost Developed: 396th in the regionTop
Highest Poor Incomes: 557th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 581st in the regionMost Stationary: 687th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 714th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 832nd in the region

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