The United Socialist States of
Left-Leaning College State
Unity, Justice and Wealth
Regional Influence
Civil Rights
Very Strong
Political Freedom

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The United Socialist States of Kholdan is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Zghuk Whitescull with an even hand, and notable for its anti-smoking policies, smutty television, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, democratic, humorless population of 7.736 billion Kholdanians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The large, corrupt, liberal government prioritizes Law & Order, although Welfare, Defense, and Industry are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kholdan City. The average income tax rate is 91.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Kholdanian economy, worth 710 trillion Marks a year, is driven entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 91,812 Marks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Extreme political groups are outlawed, Jack Russells have proven to be terrible spies, Osprey sanctuaries have been taken over by hydraulic fracturing sites, and pro-life activists often lecture pregnant women undergoing routine prenatal screening. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kholdan's national animal is the Osprey, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Gallifreyan mysticism.

Kholdan is ranked 73rd in the South Pacific and 4,436th in the world for Safest, scoring 1,067.083 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.

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