The United Socialist States of Kholdan is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Zghuk Whitescull with a fair hand, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, state-planned economy, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, democratic, humorless, devout population of 8.361 billion Kholdanians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The large, corrupt government prioritizes Law & Order, although Welfare, Defense, and Industry are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kholdan City. The average income tax rate is 90.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The very strong Kholdanian economy, worth 778 trillion Marks a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 93,142 Marks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.
Toilet paper is considered a non-essential item in the embargo against Brasilistan, drug-related crimes carry the death penalty, breast milk is being redistributed from each according to their ability to each according to their need, and there has been a series of riots between local cannibals and health food advocates. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kholdan's national animal is the Osprey, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Gallifreyan mysticism.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Kholdan endorsed The Democratic Republic of Roavin.
- : Kholdan endorsed The Federal Republic of Opplandia.
- : Kholdan was endorsed by The Federal Republic of Opplandia.
- : Following new legislation in Kholdan, there has been a series of riots between local cannibals and health food advocates.
- : Kholdan was reclassified from "Left-Leaning College State" to "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy".
- : Kholdan was endorsed by The Democratic Republic of Roavin.
- : Following new legislation in Kholdan, breast milk is being redistributed from each according to their ability to each according to their need.
- : Kholdan endorsed The Dictatorship of Woodikstan.
- : Kholdan endorsed The Democratic States of Umberton.
- : Following new legislation in Kholdan, drug-related crimes carry the death penalty.
Endorsements Received: 19 » Tsunamy, SJS Republic, Drugged Monkeys, Trelatche, Hamidson, Eta carina 2, Farengeto, Kringalia, Sandaoguo, Eastern Copek, Belschaft, Tananat, Imkitopia, Kasich-Westwell, Catochristoferson, Woodikstan, Umberton, Roavin, and Opplandia.