Most World Assembly Endorsements: 525th Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 571st Largest Welfare Programs: 1,421st
The United Socialist States of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Unity, Justice and Wealth
Regional Influence
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Very Good

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The United Socialist States of Kholdan is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Zghuk Whitescull with an even hand, and notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, frequent executions, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, humorless, devout population of 9.53 billion Kholdanians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government prioritizes Law & Order, with Welfare, Defense, and Industry also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kholdan City. The average income tax rate is 90.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Kholdanian economy, worth 851 trillion Marks a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 89,338 Marks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Travel bureaus double as recruiting centers for national intelligence agencies, suburban backyards are seized by the government and turned into national parks, teachers are routinely tested to keep their jobs, and elections have become procedural nightmares due to voters persistently rejecting candidates. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kholdan's national animal is the Osprey, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Gallifreyan mysticism.

Kholdan is ranked 175,209th in the world and 9,560th in the South Pacific for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 22.86 on the Bus Surprisal Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 525thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 571stLargest Welfare Programs: 1,421stSafest: 1,614thTop
Most Influential: 2,069thBest Weather: 2,412thMost Subsidized Industry: 2,801stMost Beautiful Environments: 2,977thMost Rebellious Youth: 3,441stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,842ndLongest Average Lifespans: 5,248thLowest Crime Rates: 5,580thMost Pacifist: 6,386thLargest Governments: 6,534thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 7,159thHealthiest Citizens: 8,371stTop
Most Compassionate Citizens: 9,626thHighest Average Tax Rates: 9,972ndMost Corrupt Governments: 10,020thHighest Economic Output: 13,288thLargest Populations: 14,034thSmartest Citizens: 14,422ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 14,875thNudest: 17,899th
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 6th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 21st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 32nd in the regionSafest: 41st in the regionBest Weather: 53rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 54th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 60th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 63rd in the regionMost Influential: 72nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 79th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 105th in the regionLargest Populations: 107th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 108th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 127th in the regionLargest Governments: 127th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 144th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 170th in the regionMost Pacifist: 184th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 207th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 230th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 305th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 373rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 398th in the regionMost Stationary: 444th in the regionTop
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 523rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 526th in the regionMost Developed: 575th in the regionNudest: 597th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 672nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 801st in the region

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