Highest Poor Incomes: 21st Most Subsidized Industry: 44th Largest Black Market: 58th
The Glorious Eastern Combine of
Iron Fist Consumerists
实力荣誉斯多葛主义; Khalite shines greater than one billion suns
Regional Influence
Eminence Grise
Vice-Delegate
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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The Glorious Eastern Combine of Khalite is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Father with an iron fist, and renowned for its avowedly heterosexual populace, parental licensing program, and triple-decker prams. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 10.504 billion Khalite are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Industry, Education, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Janjing. The average income tax rate is 98.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Khalite economy, worth a remarkable 5,632 trillion Woolongs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 536,258 Woolongs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Every new toxic waste dump comes with a seal of approval from the government's science advisor, rocket boots and thermal detonators have become standard-issue military gear, midnight raids drag couples from their homes in the name of decency, and several citizens have complained about scientists abducting their pets for experimentation. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Khalite's national animal is the Slime, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Political Orthodoxy.

Khalite is ranked 44th in the world and 1st in The Coalition of Governments for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 25,093.72 on the Gilded Widget Scale.

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Highest Poor Incomes: 21stMost Subsidized Industry: 44thLargest Black Market: 58thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 79thLargest Information Technology Sector: 83rdHighest Average Incomes: 113thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 162ndMost Corrupt Governments: 183rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 192ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 201stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 239thLargest Insurance Industry: 246thMost Scientifically Advanced: 266thLowest Crime Rates: 316thLargest Governments: 414thLargest Mining Sector: 454thMost Efficient Economies: 581stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 599thSmartest Citizens: 654thHighest Economic Output: 682ndMost Advanced Public Education: 713thHealthiest Citizens: 745thMost Influential: 810thMost Advanced Public Transport: 860thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 967thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,078thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,446thTop
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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 1,760thMost Developed: 2,215thLargest Publishing Industry: 2,598thMost Secular: 2,889thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3,583rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,818thMost Avoided: 4,903rdMost Cultured: 5,631stLargest Welfare Programs: 6,749thMost Authoritarian: 6,960thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 7,044thMost Conservative: 7,207thTop
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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 8,721stMost Stationary: 9,167thLargest Populations: 10,252ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 12,305thLargest Gambling Industry: 12,891stLongest Average Lifespans: 16,692nd
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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionTop
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Largest Insurance Industry: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Influential: 2nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 2nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 3rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 3rd in the regionLargest Governments: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 3rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 3rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 4th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 4th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4th in the regionLargest Populations: 4th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 4th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 5th in the regionMost Conservative: 5th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 6th in the regionMost Secular: 6th in the regionTop
10%
Most Developed: 8th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 8th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 9th in the regionMost Cultured: 11th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 11th in the regionMost Avoided: 11th in the regionMost Extreme: 12th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 13th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Khalite was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans.
  • : Following new legislation in Khalite, several citizens have complained about scientists abducting their pets for experimentation.
  • : Khalite lodged a message on the The Coalition of Governments Regional Message Board.
  • : Khalite lodged a message on the The Coalition of Governments Regional Message Board.
  • : Khalite was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Average Tax Rates and the Top 5% for Highest Foreign Aid Spending.
  • : Following new legislation in Khalite, midnight raids drag couples from their homes in the name of decency.
  • : Following new legislation in Khalite, rocket boots and thermal detonators have become standard-issue military gear.
  • : Following new legislation in Khalite, every new toxic waste dump comes with a seal of approval from the government's science advisor.
  • : Following new legislation in Khalite, the government is well known for declaring war on other countries for suspected slights.
  • : Following new legislation in Khalite, visitors to the famed rainforests are instead taken to vast furniture factories.

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