Population | 26.051 billion |
Capital | Janjing |
Leader | Father |
Currency | woolong |
Animal | bearcat |
The Glorious Peoples' Republic of Khalite is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Father with an even hand, and notable for its daily referendums, anti-smoking policies, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 26.051 billion Khalite are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.
The medium-sized, corrupt, pro-business government prioritizes Defense, with Education, Industry, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Janjing. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Khalite economy, worth an astonishing 21,124 trillion woolongs a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Average income is a breathtaking 810,885 woolongs, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,811,353 per year while the poor average 102,649, a ratio of 37.1 to 1.
The nation has declared its intention to "stretch out", promising seven years of bad luck leads to seven years of community service, grannies get pulled over for knitting pullovers while driving, and mantis shrimp studies is academia's fastest-growing field. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Khalite's national animal is the bearcat, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Khalite is ranked 1,562nd in the world and 7th in Confederation of Corrupt Dictators for Most Cultured, scoring 303 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Khalite, mantis shrimp studies is academia's fastest-growing field.
- : Following new legislation in Khalite, grannies get pulled over for knitting pullovers while driving.
- : Following new legislation in Khalite, promising seven years of bad luck leads to seven years of community service.
- : Following new legislation in Khalite, the nation has declared its intention to "stretch out".
- : Following new legislation in Khalite, the government has cut taxes in the face of widespread tax evasion.
- : Following new legislation in Khalite, escaped birthday balloons are torpedoed out of the sky.
- : Following new legislation in Khalite, serial killers share cells with serial jaywalkers.
- : Following new legislation in Khalite, it is still not known if the commander in chief outranks the supreme commander.
- : Following new legislation in Khalite, social media sites go into shutdown for days at a time to censor user content.
- : Following new legislation in Khalite, the WhoTube comments section has gone strangely quiet.