Highest Poor Incomes: 7th Most Subsidized Industry: 41st Largest Black Market: 65th
The Glorious Eastern Combine of
Psychotic Dictatorship
实力荣誉斯多葛主义; Khalite shines greater than one billion suns
Regional Influence
Envoy
Regional Officer
Region
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

Overview Factbook People Government Economy Rank Trend

The Glorious Eastern Combine of Khalite is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Father with an iron fist, and remarkable for its closed borders, sprawling nuclear power plants, and anti-smoking policies. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 10.883 billion Khalite are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Industry, Education, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Janjing. The average income tax rate is 98.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Khalite economy, worth a remarkable 5,950 trillion Woolongs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 546,747 Woolongs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Protesters are up in arms over new nuclear power stations, anyone dissenting from the state ideology is declared "mentally ill" and whisked away in a straitjacket, women wearing male lounge-wear are quizzed for hours by mental health practitioners, and the government has started a campaign to crack down on road rage and encourage alternate means of commuting. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Khalite's national animal is the Slime, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Political Orthodoxy.

Khalite is ranked 177th in the world and 1st in Nova Limbo for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 699.47 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.

Top
1%
Highest Poor Incomes: 7thMost Subsidized Industry: 41stLargest Black Market: 65thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 88thLargest Information Technology Sector: 102ndHighest Average Incomes: 109thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 157thMost Corrupt Governments: 166thMost Scientifically Advanced: 177thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 205thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 214thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 225thLowest Crime Rates: 239thLargest Insurance Industry: 300thLargest Governments: 350thLargest Mining Sector: 417thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 566thMost Efficient Economies: 584thSmartest Citizens: 619thHighest Economic Output: 648thMost Advanced Public Education: 699thHealthiest Citizens: 739thMost Advanced Public Transport: 743rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 836thMost Influential: 842ndLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,059thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,285thTop
5%
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 1,912thMost Conservative: 2,194thMost Authoritarian: 2,525thLargest Publishing Industry: 2,732ndMost Secular: 3,420thMost Developed: 3,462ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4,198thMost Avoided: 4,271stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 5,582ndMost Extreme: 6,042ndLargest Welfare Programs: 6,368thMost Cultured: 7,227thTop
10%
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 8,815thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 9,439thLargest Populations: 10,044thLargest Agricultural Sector: 11,922ndLargest Gambling Industry: 14,074th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Khalite's influence in Nova Limbo rose from "Duckspeaker" to "Envoy".
  • : Following new legislation in Khalite, the government has started a campaign to crack down on road rage and encourage alternate means of commuting.
  • : Following new legislation in Khalite, women wearing male lounge-wear are quizzed for hours by mental health practitioners.
  • : Following new legislation in Khalite, anyone dissenting from the state ideology is declared "mentally ill" and whisked away in a straitjacket.
  • : Following new legislation in Khalite, protesters are up in arms over new nuclear power stations.
  • : Following new legislation in Khalite, most citizens in Khalite are abject pyrophobes after extremely graphic pamphlets were mailed nationwide by the government.
  • : Khalite's influence in Nova Limbo rose from "Handshaker" to "Duckspeaker".
  • : Following new legislation in Khalite, litter collection has replaced fast food as the most popular after-school job.
  • : Following new legislation in Khalite, weird or unusual crimes merit cruel and unusual punishments.
  • : Khalite's influence in Nova Limbo rose from "Truckler" to "Handshaker".

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