The Glorious Eastern Combine of
Iron Fist Consumerists
实力荣誉斯多葛主义; Khalite shines greater than one billion suns
Regional Influence
Dealmaker
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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The Glorious Eastern Combine of Khalite is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Father with an iron fist, and notable for its closed borders, barren, inhospitable landscape, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 7.931 billion Khalite are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Janking. The average income tax rate is 95.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Khalite economy, worth a remarkable 2,501 trillion Woolongs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 315,470 Woolongs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

The country has unplugged its internet connection to prevent subversive content, people regularly disappear off the streets and all evidence of them is destroyed, the nation's new foreign policy of 'very disproportionate retribution' has its neighbors on edge, and the nationalized auto industry is adept at making durable little cars nobody wants to drive. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Khalite's national animal is the Khalite Death Worm, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Political Orthodoxy.

Khalite is ranked 118th in The Coalition of Governments and 138,887th in the world for Shortest Average Lifespan, scoring -34 on the Bus Surprisal Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 76 minutes ago

  • 86 minutes ago: Following new legislation in Khalite, the nationalized auto industry is adept at making durable little cars nobody wants to drive.
  • 13 hours ago: Following new legislation in Khalite, the nation's new foreign policy of 'very disproportionate retribution' has its neighbors on edge.
  • 20 hours ago: Khalite lodged a message on the The Coalition of Governments Regional Message Board.
  • 20 hours ago: Khalite lodged a message on the The Coalition of Governments Regional Message Board.
  • 1 day 1 hour ago: Following new legislation in Khalite, people regularly disappear off the streets and all evidence of them is destroyed.
  • 1 day 13 hours ago: Following new legislation in Khalite, the country has unplugged its internet connection to prevent subversive content.
  • 1 day 23 hours ago: Khalite voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Sexual Privacy Act"".
  • 2 days ago: Khalite lodged a message on the The Coalition of Governments Regional Message Board.
  • 2 days 1 hour ago: Following new legislation in Khalite, the government extracts trade concessions from poor nations in exchange for humanitarian aid.
  • 2 days 18 hours ago: Khalite lodged a message on the The Coalition of Governments Regional Message Board.

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