Highest Poor Incomes: 16th Most Subsidized Industry: 46th Largest Black Market: 56th
The Glorious Eastern Combine of
Iron Fist Consumerists
实力荣誉斯多葛主义; Khalite shines greater than one billion suns
Regional Influence
Eminence Grise
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Political Freedom

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The Glorious Eastern Combine of Khalite is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Father with an iron fist, and remarkable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, unlimited-speed roads, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 10.143 billion Khalite are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Industry, Education, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Janjing. The average income tax rate is 98.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Khalite economy, worth a remarkable 5,420 trillion Woolongs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 534,373 Woolongs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government seizes all major gold finds, the police force is rumoured to be made up of evil shadows with no souls, cars speed down national highways while drivers sleep at the wheel, and space shuttles regularly launch rubbish into space. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Khalite's national animal is the Slime, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Political Orthodoxy.

Khalite is ranked 6,366th in the world and 9th in The Coalition of Governments for Most Authoritarian, with 3.54 Stalins.

Highest Poor Incomes: 16thMost Subsidized Industry: 46thLargest Black Market: 56thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 72ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 79thHighest Average Incomes: 112thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 157thMost Corrupt Governments: 175thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 177thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 209thLargest Insurance Industry: 236thMost Scientifically Advanced: 254thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 256thLowest Crime Rates: 327thLargest Governments: 433rdLargest Mining Sector: 477thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 579thMost Efficient Economies: 597thSmartest Citizens: 662ndMost Advanced Public Education: 696thHealthiest Citizens: 713thHighest Economic Output: 714thMost Advanced Public Transport: 732ndMost Influential: 808thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 918thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,018thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,463rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,620thTop
Most Developed: 1,929thMost Secular: 2,246thLargest Publishing Industry: 2,449thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,563rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3,678thMost Cultured: 4,910thMost Avoided: 5,073rdMost Authoritarian: 6,366thMost Conservative: 6,452ndLargest Welfare Programs: 6,949thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 7,276thTop
Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 9,142ndMost Stationary: 9,471stLargest Populations: 10,561stLargest Agricultural Sector: 11,121stLargest Gambling Industry: 13,593rdLargest Retail Industry: 15,518thLongest Average Lifespans: 15,955th
Largest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionTop
Largest Insurance Industry: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 3rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 3rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 3rd in the regionMost Influential: 3rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3rd in the regionLargest Governments: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 4th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 4th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4th in the regionLargest Populations: 4th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 4th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 5th in the regionMost Secular: 5th in the regionMost Developed: 8th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 9th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 9th in the regionTop
Highest Average Tax Rates: 10th in the regionMost Cultured: 11th in the regionMost Conservative: 11th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 12th in the regionMost Avoided: 12th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 14th in the regionMost Extreme: 15th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 16th in the regionMost Stationary: 17th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 18th in the region

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