The Glorious Eastern Combine of
Iron Fist Consumerists
实力荣誉斯多葛主义; Khalite shines greater than one billion suns
Regional Influence
Dealmaker
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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The Glorious Eastern Combine of Khalite is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by The Glorious Leader with an iron fist, and notable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, digital currency, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 7.427 billion Khalite are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Industry, and Education also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Environment receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Zeon. The average income tax rate is 90.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Khalite economy, worth a remarkable 2,262 trillion Woolongs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is an amazing 304,694 Woolongs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

The government extracts trade concessions from poor nations in exchange for humanitarian aid, travellers are often forcibly evicted by torch-bearing mobs, Khalite's army is full of two-metre tall super-soldiers, and mandatory electronic currency is a boon for credit card companies and government surveillance. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Khalite's national animal is the Bugger, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Omnissiah.

Khalite is ranked 228th in The Coalition of Governments and 122,946th in the world for Most Primitive, scoring -448 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

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