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The Cosmic Combine Corporation of Khalite

“Our Benefactors -- Strength in Compliance”

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights:
Few
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Rare

Regional Influence: Contender

Location: The Coalition of Governments

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The Cosmic Combine Corporation of Khalite is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Omnissiah with an iron fist, and remarkable for its compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 6.333 billion Khalite are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it concentrates mainly on Defence, although Commerce and Law & Order are secondary priorities. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Zeon. The average income tax rate is 100%. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry.

Scenic mountain valleys are flooded with water as damming projects get underway, police conduct weekly raids looking for contraband cheeseburgers, only the rich can afford the latest medical innovations, and priests are being drafted by the church load. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Khalite's national animal is the Bugger, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is Omnissiah, and its currency is the Woolong.

Khalite is ranked 5th in The Coalition of Governments and 4,480th in the world for Rudest Citizens, with 113.199 Insults Per Minute (net).

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 5 hours ago

  • 2 hours ago: Following new legislation in Khalite, priests are being drafted by the church load.
  • 14 hours ago: Following new legislation in Khalite, only the rich can afford the latest medical innovations.
  • 14 hours ago: Following new legislation in Khalite, police conduct weekly raids looking for contraband cheeseburgers.
  • 14 hours ago: Following new legislation in Khalite, scenic mountain valleys are flooded with water as damming projects get underway.
  • 14 hours ago: Following new legislation in Khalite, the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller.
  • 17 hours ago: Khalite lodged a message on the The Coalition of Governments Regional Message Board.
  • 3 days 14 hours ago: Following new legislation in Khalite, meat-eating is frowned upon.
  • 3 days 14 hours ago: Following new legislation in Khalite, the government extracts trade concessions from poor nations in exchange for humanitarian aid.
  • 3 days 14 hours ago: Following new legislation in Khalite, citizens living in underground cities have developed a healthy green glow.
  • 3 days 14 hours ago: Following new legislation in Khalite, strange looking men with big red noses are found hiding behind bushes and inside dustbins.

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