The Glorious Eastern Combine of
Iron Fist Consumerists
实力荣誉斯多葛主义; Khalite shines greater than one billion suns
Regional Influence
Enforcer
Vice-Delegate
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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The Glorious Eastern Combine of Khalite is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Father with an iron fist, and remarkable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, smutty television, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 9.534 billion Khalite are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Industry, Education, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Janking. The average income tax rate is 97.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Khalite economy, worth a remarkable 4,820 trillion Woolongs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 505,561 Woolongs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The number of students attending university has reached a record high, the internet has been placed under government control, the government is well known for declaring war on other countries for suspected slights, and soldiers are equipped with multi-million Woolong battlesuits. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Khalite's national animal is the Slime, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Political Orthodoxy.

Khalite is ranked 3rd in The Coalition of Governments and 439th in the world for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector, scoring 21 on the Charon Conveyancy Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Khalite lodged a message on the The Coalition of Governments Regional Message Board.
  • : Khalite was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Safest (last census: Top 5%).
  • : Following new legislation in Khalite, soldiers are equipped with multi-million Woolong battlesuits.
  • : Khalite lodged a message on the The Coalition of Governments Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Khalite, the government is well known for declaring war on other countries for suspected slights.
  • : Following new legislation in Khalite, the internet has been placed under government control.
  • : Following new legislation in Khalite, the number of students attending university has reached a record high.
  • : Following new legislation in Khalite, the country has been 'going shopping' by annexing nearby nations for their resources.
  • : Khalite changed its national animal to "Slime".
  • : Khalite was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Longest Average Lifespans.

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