The Glorious Eastern Combine of
Iron Fist Consumerists
实力荣誉斯多葛主义; Khalite shines greater than one billion suns
Regional Influence
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Political Freedom

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The Glorious Eastern Combine of Khalite is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Father with an iron fist, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, parental licensing program, and flagrant waste-dumping. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 7.787 billion Khalite are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Education, and Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Environment receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Janking. The average income tax rate is 92.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Khalite economy, worth a remarkable 2,431 trillion Woolongs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 312,262 Woolongs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Most citizens in Khalite are abject pyrophobes after extremely graphic pamphlets were mailed nationwide by the government, the new 'Things We Stole From Other Countries' exhibition at the National Museum of Antiquities is a hit, the government is seen as openly hostile to all religion, and consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Khalite's national animal is the Khalite Death Worm, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Political Orthodoxy.

Khalite is ranked 132nd in The Coalition of Governments and 133,419th in the world for Shortest Average Lifespan, scoring -33 on the Bus Surprisal Index.

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