Highest Poor Incomes: 10th Most Subsidized Industry: 36th Largest Black Market: 79th
The Glorious State of
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实力荣誉斯多葛主义; Khalite shines greater than one billion suns
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The Glorious State of Khalite is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Father with an iron fist, and renowned for its otherworldly petting zoo, vat-grown people, and anti-smoking policies. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 11.297 billion Khalite are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Industry, Education, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Janjing. The average income tax rate is 99.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Khalite economy, worth a remarkable 6,146 trillion Woolongs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 544,064 Woolongs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Public loudspeakers constantly tell citizens they are "happy people", mandatory spouse selection pairs elderly apparatchiki with stunningly beautiful supermodels, Khalite has one of the largest offshore wind farms in the world, and the diplomatic corps tends to open negotiations by insulting all the foreigners in the room. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Khalite's national animal is the Slime, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Political Orthodoxy.

Khalite is ranked 178,356th in the world and 245th in The Alliance of Dictators for Least Corrupt Governments, with 0.94 Percentage Of Bribes Refused.

Highest Poor Incomes: 10thMost Subsidized Industry: 36thLargest Black Market: 79thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 101stLargest Information Technology Sector: 110thHighest Average Incomes: 111thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 151stMost Corrupt Governments: 164thMost Scientifically Advanced: 166thLowest Crime Rates: 193rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 202ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 208thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 250thLargest Governments: 286thLargest Insurance Industry: 393rdLargest Mining Sector: 437thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 570thSmartest Citizens: 573rdMost Efficient Economies: 581stHealthiest Citizens: 614thHighest Economic Output: 617thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 717thMost Advanced Public Education: 754thMost Advanced Public Transport: 772ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 948thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,106thMost Conservative: 1,419thTop
Most Influential: 2,184thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2,199thMost Authoritarian: 2,638thLargest Publishing Industry: 2,789thMost Secular: 3,004thMost Developed: 3,108thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4,314thMost Avoided: 4,436thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 4,901stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5,691stMost Extreme: 6,004thLargest Welfare Programs: 6,077thMost Cultured: 7,541stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 7,620thTop
Largest Populations: 9,824thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 12,249thLargest Agricultural Sector: 12,532ndLargest Gambling Industry: 16,632nd
Most Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 2nd in the regionTop
Largest Information Technology Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 3rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 3rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 4th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 4th in the regionLargest Governments: 5th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 5th in the regionMost Developed: 5th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 6th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 7th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 7th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 8th in the regionMost Cultured: 8th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 8th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 8th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 9th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 9th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 10th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 10th in the regionMost Influential: 11th in the regionMost Conservative: 11th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 12th in the regionMost Secular: 12th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 12th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 12th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 12th in the regionTop
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 14th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 14th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 14th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 15th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 16th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 21st in the regionLargest Populations: 24th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 25th in the region

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