The Glorious Eastern Combine of
Iron Fist Consumerists
实力荣誉斯多葛主义; Khalite shines greater than one billion suns
Regional Influence
Enforcer
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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The Glorious Eastern Combine of Khalite is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Father with an iron fist, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, digital currency, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 8.368 billion Khalite are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Janking. The average income tax rate is 97.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Khalite economy, worth a remarkable 2,738 trillion Woolongs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 327,262 Woolongs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Conscientious objectors are hanged as traitors, students cut up leftover Woolongs during Arts and Crafts, soldiers are equipped with multi-million Woolong battlesuits, and governments opposing Khalite are beset by rebels. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Khalite's national animal is the Khalite Death Worm, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Political Orthodoxy.

Khalite is ranked 13th in The Coalition of Governments and 4,240th in the world for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 4 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Khalite lodged a message on the The Coalition of Governments Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Khalite, governments opposing Khalite are beset by rebels.
  • : Following new legislation in Khalite, soldiers are equipped with multi-million Woolong battlesuits.
  • : Following new legislation in Khalite, students cut up leftover Woolongs during Arts and Crafts.
  • : Khalite lodged a message on the The Coalition of Governments Regional Message Board.
  • : Khalite lodged a message on the The Coalition of Governments Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Khalite, conscientious objectors are hanged as traitors.
  • : Following new legislation in Khalite, loans are available for students from poor families.
  • : Following new legislation in Khalite, tourists are kicked out if they express interest in their national sport.
  • : Khalite lodged a message on the The Coalition of Governments Regional Message Board.

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