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Largest Black Market: 45thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 50thHighest Average Incomes: 55th
The Glorious Peoples' Republic of
Capitalist Paradise
Glorious People's Revolution
Influence
Squire
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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Khalite

Population26.051 billion

CapitalJanjing
LeaderFather

Currencywoolong
Animalbearcat

The Glorious Peoples' Republic of Khalite is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Father with an even hand, and notable for its daily referendums, anti-smoking policies, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 26.051 billion Khalite are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The medium-sized, corrupt, pro-business government prioritizes Defense, with Education, Industry, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Janjing. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Khalite economy, worth an astonishing 21,124 trillion woolongs a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Average income is a breathtaking 810,885 woolongs, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,811,353 per year while the poor average 102,649, a ratio of 37.1 to 1.

The nation has declared its intention to "stretch out", promising seven years of bad luck leads to seven years of community service, grannies get pulled over for knitting pullovers while driving, and mantis shrimp studies is academia's fastest-growing field. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Khalite's national animal is the bearcat, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Khalite is ranked 1,562nd in the world and 7th in Confederation of Corrupt Dictators for Most Cultured, scoring 303 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.

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Largest Black Market: 45thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 50thHighest Average Incomes: 55thMost Subsidized Industry: 67thMost Efficient Economies: 91stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 97thLargest Information Technology Sector: 101stHighest Economic Output: 111thMost Advanced Public Transport: 115thMost Patriotic: 119thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 126thMost Scientifically Advanced: 133rdLowest Crime Rates: 138thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 143rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 147thLargest Insurance Industry: 172ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 173rdLargest Governments: 185thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 225thLargest Mining Sector: 229thMost Corrupt Governments: 243rdRudest Citizens: 299thMost Advanced Public Education: 299thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 335thSmartest Citizens: 347thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 433rdLargest Agricultural Sector: 436thMost Developed: 469thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 475thLongest Average Lifespans: 498thHighest Average Tax Rates: 529thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 590thHealthiest Citizens: 924thMost Secular: 1,126thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,387thMost Cultured: 1,562ndTop
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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3,585thMost Valuable International Artwork: 3,686thHighest Food Quality: 4,730thLargest Populations: 6,933rdLargest Publishing Industry: 7,143rdMost Influential: 7,225thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 8,353rdLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 8,557thLargest Retail Industry: 9,067thLargest Gambling Industry: 13,848thTop
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Highest Poor Incomes: 15,378thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 16,170thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 24,264th
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Largest Black Market: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 2nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 2nd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 2nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 2nd in the regionTop
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Healthiest Citizens: 3rd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Patriotic: 3rd in the regionLargest Populations: 5th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 5th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 5th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 6th in the regionMost Cultured: 7th in the regionMost Secular: 8th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 9th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 9th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 9th in the regionTop
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 16th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 19th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 20th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 20th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 21st in the regionMost Politically Free: 23rd in the regionNudest: 23rd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 24th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Khalite, mantis shrimp studies is academia's fastest-growing field.
  • : Following new legislation in Khalite, grannies get pulled over for knitting pullovers while driving.
  • : Following new legislation in Khalite, promising seven years of bad luck leads to seven years of community service.
  • : Following new legislation in Khalite, the nation has declared its intention to "stretch out".
  • : Following new legislation in Khalite, the government has cut taxes in the face of widespread tax evasion.
  • : Following new legislation in Khalite, escaped birthday balloons are torpedoed out of the sky.
  • : Following new legislation in Khalite, serial killers share cells with serial jaywalkers.
  • : Following new legislation in Khalite, it is still not known if the commander in chief outranks the supreme commander.
  • : Following new legislation in Khalite, social media sites go into shutdown for days at a time to censor user content.
  • : Following new legislation in Khalite, the WhoTube comments section has gone strangely quiet.

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