Highest Poor Incomes: 12th Most Subsidized Industry: 43rd Largest Black Market: 60th
The Glorious Eastern Combine of
Iron Fist Consumerists
实力荣誉斯多葛主义; Khalite shines greater than one billion suns
Regional Influence
Eminence Grise
Vice-Delegate
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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The Glorious Eastern Combine of Khalite is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Father with an iron fist, and remarkable for its unlimited-speed roads, state-planned economy, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 10.347 billion Khalite are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Industry, Education, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Janjing. The average income tax rate is 98.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Khalite economy, worth a remarkable 5,537 trillion Woolongs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 535,209 Woolongs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

No one believes anything until it has been strenuously tested and peer-reviewed, people reciting Shakespeare have become a common sight, the armed forces are locked in an expensive and bloody war abroad to stamp out possible terrorists, and the people are famous throughout the region for their bleached-white teeth. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Khalite's national animal is the Slime, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Political Orthodoxy.

Khalite is ranked 7,406th in the world and 19th in The Coalition of Governments for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 3,445.44 on the Clooney Contribution Index.

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Highest Poor Incomes: 12thMost Subsidized Industry: 43rdLargest Black Market: 60thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 79thLargest Information Technology Sector: 80thHighest Average Incomes: 113thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 161stMost Corrupt Governments: 176thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 187thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 209thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 250thLargest Insurance Industry: 252ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 259thLowest Crime Rates: 315thLargest Governments: 426thLargest Mining Sector: 456thMost Efficient Economies: 586thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 588thSmartest Citizens: 656thHighest Economic Output: 699thMost Advanced Public Education: 703rdHealthiest Citizens: 764thMost Influential: 808thMost Advanced Public Transport: 838thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 981stLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,097thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,479thTop
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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 1,667thMost Developed: 2,170thLargest Publishing Industry: 2,537thMost Secular: 2,598thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,585thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3,770thMost Authoritarian: 3,885thMost Conservative: 4,832ndMost Avoided: 5,086thMost Cultured: 5,309thLargest Welfare Programs: 7,024thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 7,406thTop
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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 8,478thMost Stationary: 9,312thLargest Populations: 10,417thMost Extreme: 11,851stLargest Agricultural Sector: 12,110thLargest Gambling Industry: 12,637th
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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionTop
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Largest Insurance Industry: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 2nd in the regionMost Influential: 2nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 3rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 3rd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Authoritarian: 3rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 3rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3rd in the regionLargest Governments: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 4th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 4th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4th in the regionLargest Populations: 4th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 4th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 5th in the regionMost Secular: 6th in the regionMost Extreme: 7th in the regionTop
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Most Developed: 9th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 9th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 9th in the regionMost Conservative: 9th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 10th in the regionMost Cultured: 12th in the regionMost Avoided: 12th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 14th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Khalite was endorsed by The Confederation of Miasmador.
  • : Khalite lodged a message on the The Coalition of Governments Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Khalite, the people are famous throughout the region for their bleached-white teeth.
  • : Following new legislation in Khalite, the armed forces are locked in an expensive and bloody war abroad to stamp out possible terrorists.
  • : Khalite lodged a message on the The Coalition of Governments Regional Message Board.
  • : Khalite lodged a message on the The Coalition of Governments Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Khalite, people reciting Shakespeare have become a common sight.
  • : Following new legislation in Khalite, no one believes anything until it has been strenuously tested and peer-reviewed.
  • : Following new legislation in Khalite, protesters are up in arms over new nuclear power stations.
  • : Following new legislation in Khalite, construction of the Really Big Hadron Collider is underway.

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