Highest Poor Incomes: 17th Largest Black Market: 59th Most Subsidized Industry: 70th
The Glorious Eastern Combine of
Iron Fist Consumerists
实力荣誉斯多葛主义; Khalite shines greater than one billion suns
Regional Influence
Enforcer
Vice-Delegate
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

Overview Factbook People Government Economy Rank Trend

The Glorious Eastern Combine of Khalite is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Father with an iron fist, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, aversion to nipples, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 9.986 billion Khalite are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Industry, Education, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Environment are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Janjing. The average income tax rate is 98.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Khalite economy, worth a remarkable 5,172 trillion Woolongs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 518,025 Woolongs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Newspapers cannot report anything about politicians without their explicit consent, pro-democracy protesters are shot on sight by state police, conscientious objectors are hanged as traitors, and all citizens are solely referenced by their allocated identity number. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Khalite's national animal is the Slime, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Political Orthodoxy.

Khalite is ranked 770th in the world and 2nd in The Coalition of Governments for Highest Economic Output, with 5,172 trillion Standard Monetary Units.

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Highest Poor Incomes: 17thLargest Black Market: 59thMost Subsidized Industry: 70thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 74thLargest Information Technology Sector: 78thHighest Average Incomes: 122ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 166thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 169thMost Corrupt Governments: 182ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 183rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 226thLargest Insurance Industry: 251stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 268thLowest Crime Rates: 350thLargest Governments: 479thLargest Mining Sector: 499thMost Efficient Economies: 608thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 610thSmartest Citizens: 649thHealthiest Citizens: 723rdMost Advanced Public Education: 749thHighest Economic Output: 770thMost Influential: 801stLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 979thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,095thMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,163rdLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,613thMost Secular: 1,690thMost Developed: 1,867thTop
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Highest Average Tax Rates: 1,979thLargest Publishing Industry: 2,478thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,418thMost Conservative: 3,750thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3,855thMost Cultured: 4,451stMost Avoided: 5,193rdMost Authoritarian: 6,161stLargest Welfare Programs: 8,050thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 8,838thMost Stationary: 9,642ndLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 9,671stTop
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Largest Populations: 10,757thLargest Agricultural Sector: 12,396thLargest Gambling Industry: 14,725thMost Extreme: 16,114thLongest Average Lifespans: 16,564thLargest Retail Industry: 17,457th
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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 3rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 3rd in the regionMost Influential: 3rd in the regionLargest Governments: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 4th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 4th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4th in the regionLargest Populations: 4th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Conservative: 4th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4th in the regionMost Secular: 4th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 5th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 7th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 7th in the regionMost Developed: 8th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 8th in the regionMost Cultured: 10th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 11th in the regionTop
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Most Avoided: 12th in the regionMost Extreme: 12th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 15th in the regionMost Stationary: 17th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 19th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 20th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 21st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Khalite was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Khalite, all citizens are solely referenced by their allocated identity number.
  • : Following new legislation in Khalite, conscientious objectors are hanged as traitors.
  • : Following new legislation in Khalite, pro-democracy protesters are shot on sight by state police.
  • : Following new legislation in Khalite, newspapers cannot report anything about politicians without their explicit consent.
  • : Following new legislation in Khalite, cremation is compulsory for the deceased.
  • : Following new legislation in Khalite, one lone government employee can be seen hunting for the elusive stray white dog.
  • : Following new legislation in Khalite, students cut up leftover Woolongs during Arts and Crafts.
  • : Khalite was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Stationary.
  • : Following new legislation in Khalite, children have taken to using semaphore in light of the recent mobile phone ban.

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