The Sith Principality of
Corporate Police State
Glory to the Empire and the Emperor!
Regional Influence
Minnow
Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

Overview People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Sith Principality of Khali is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by King Khali with an iron fist, and notable for its anti-smoking policies, compulsory military service, and flagrant waste-dumping. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 6.198 billion Imperials are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Crag Citadel. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 57.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Imperial economy, worth a remarkable 2,197 trillion Imperial Credits a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Automobile Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an amazing 354,565 Imperial Credits, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,823,863 per year while the poor average 10,584, a ratio of 266 to 1.

All streets are privately owned toll roads, only 'organics' are permitted to be citizens, prominent cultural symbols are featured on the backs of cereal boxes, and new urban roads are threatening city parks. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Khali's national animal is the Nerf, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The Force.

Khali is ranked 120th in The New Galactic Empire and 122,329th in the world for Stupidest Citizens, scoring -12 on the Average Edu-UNtellignce® Test Score.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 37 minutes ago

  • 2 hours ago: Following new legislation in Khali, new urban roads are threatening city parks.
  • 14 hours ago: Following new legislation in Khali, prominent cultural symbols are featured on the backs of cereal boxes.
  • 1 day 2 hours ago: Following new legislation in Khali, only 'organics' are permitted to be citizens.
  • 1 day 14 hours ago: Following new legislation in Khali, all streets are privately owned toll roads.
  • 2 days 2 hours ago: Following new legislation in Khali, the government blames all suspicious phenomena on flying saucers.
  • 3 days 2 hours ago: Following new legislation in Khali, fur coats have become the latest fashion trend.
  • 3 days 14 hours ago: Following new legislation in Khali, governments opposing Khali are beset by rebels.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Khali, the state has declared war on the environment and environmentalists by association.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Khali, a crusade against barbaric religious practices has begun.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Khali, the bonfire of the old paper records can be seen for miles around Crag Citadel.

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