The Centralist's Bitch Colony of
Iron Fist Consumerists
God Save the Doge!
Regional Influence
Civil Rights
Very Strong
Political Freedom

Overview Factbook People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Centralist's Bitch Colony of Kevinis is a huge, safe nation, notable for its zero percent divorce rate, parental licensing program, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 866 million Centralists are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Law & Order, with Defense and Industry also on the agenda, while Environment and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Central. The average income tax rate is 27.4%.

The very strong Kevinisian economy, worth 54.0 trillion Plebs a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Furniture Restoration, Information Technology, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 62,407 Plebs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.6 times as much as the poorest.

Citizens applying for their first jobs face fierce competition from the homeless, televangelists flaunt their expensive cars when they attend charity events, the nation's infamous boot camp is more brutal than most battlefields, and almost all products in Kevinis are hand-crafted due to strict employment laws. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kevinis's national animal is the Centralist, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Kevinis is ranked 28th in Optimates Novum and 94,908th in the world for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 1 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.

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