The Centralist's Bitch Colony of
Iron Fist Consumerists
God Save the Grand Consul!
Regional Influence
Civil Rights
Very Strong
Political Freedom

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The Centralist's Bitch Colony of Kevinis is a massive, efficient nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, frequent executions, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 1.273 billion Centralists are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Law & Order, with Defense and Industry also on the agenda, while Environment and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Central. The average income tax rate is 27.4%.

The very strong Kevinisian economy, worth 79.4 trillion Plebs a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Furniture Restoration, Information Technology, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 62,407 Plebs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.6 times as much as the poorest.

Citizens applying for their first jobs face fierce competition from the homeless, televangelists flaunt their expensive cars when they attend charity events, the nation's infamous boot camp is more brutal than most battlefields, and almost all products in Kevinis are hand-crafted due to strict employment laws. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kevinis's national animal is the Centralist, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Kevinis is ranked 16th in Optimates Novum and 38,504th in the world for Lowest Crime Rates, scoring 64.369 on the Relative Freedom From Crime Index.

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