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The Aligned Systems Authority of Kelvaros Prime

“Strength - Honor - Courage - Intelligence”

Category: Compulsory Consumerist State
Civil Rights:
Some
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Regional Influence: Eminence Grise

Location: Tychrome

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The Aligned Systems Authority of Kelvaros Prime is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Sovereign Vaiden Hansel with an iron fist, and notable for its punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 7.842 billion Primeans are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it is mainly concerned with Defence, although Law & Order and Commerce are on the agenda. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Alxe. The average income tax rate is 99%. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry.

The alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit, most citizens in Kelvaros Prime are abject pyrophobes after extremely graphic pamphlets were mailed nationwide by the government, administrative districts are increasingly defined by their taste in housing architecture, and airport security is provided by private companies. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kelvaros Prime's national animal is the Krayt Dragon, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, its national religion is Vaidism, and its currency is the Credit.

Kelvaros Prime is ranked 103rd in Tychrome and 110,253rd in the world for Least Corrupt Governments, scoring -340 on the Inverse Mugabe Relativity Rating.

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