The Aligned Systems Authority of
Father Knows Best State
Strength - Honor - Courage - Intelligence
Sovereign Vaiden Hansel
Regional Influence
Civil Rights
Below Average
Political Freedom

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The Aligned Systems Authority of Kelvaros Prime is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Sovereign Vaiden Hansel with an iron fist, and renowned for its frequent executions, smutty television, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 9.292 billion Primeans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Industry, and Education are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Alxe. The average income tax rate is 96.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Primean economy, worth a remarkable 2,033 trillion Credits a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is an amazing 218,812 Credits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.

The nation's new foreign policy of 'very disproportionate retribution' has its neighbors on edge, the commercialisation of highly deadly weapons has instilled Kelvaros Prime with a very polite populace, an increasingly villainous series of sports coaches are demanding the national mascot's true identity, and citizens living in underground cities have developed a healthy green glow. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kelvaros Prime's national animal is the Krayt Dragon, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Vaidism.

Kelvaros Prime is ranked 1st in Icarus and 6,928th in the world for Shortest Average Lifespan, scoring 13 on the Bus Surprisal Index.

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