The Interstellar Hegemony of
Father Knows Best State
Wisdom, Courage, Moderation, Justice
Hegemon Peter Vale
Regional Influence
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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The Interstellar Hegemony of Kelvaros Prime is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Hegemon Peter Vale with an iron fist, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, pith helmet sales, and unlimited-speed roads. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 11.018 billion Primeans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Education, and Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ondera. The average income tax rate is 96.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Primean economy, worth a remarkable 2,611 trillion Credits a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is an amazing 236,998 Credits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.

Reporters often lose their jobs over fact-checking errors, rumours have it that a secret police is responsible for the recent spate of missing persons, all telephone traffic is monitored for 'national security reasons', and criminals are thrown to the Eagles to repay their debt to society. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kelvaros Prime's national animal is the Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Multi-Religious.

Kelvaros Prime is ranked 261st in 10000 Islands and 30,607th in the world for Most Authoritarian, with 1.097 Stalins.

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