Most World Assembly Endorsements: 134th Most Efficient Economies: 211th Most Scientifically Advanced: 495th
The Synthetic Consensus of
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The Synthetic Consensus of Kelvaros Prime is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by The Consensus with an iron fist, and notable for its pith helmet sales, sprawling nuclear power plants, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 11.638 billion Primes are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Education, and Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ondera. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 86.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Prime economy, worth a remarkable 3,196 trillion Credits a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 274,678 Credits, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 866,791 per year while the poor average 66,505, a ratio of 13.0 to 1.

The government recently relinquished its monopoly on the mail service, all telephone traffic is monitored for 'national security reasons', UFO sightings are listed daily in the morning news, and meals are now followed by thirty minutes of mandatory exercise. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kelvaros Prime's national animal is the Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is the Old Machines.

Kelvaros Prime is ranked 178,143rd in the world and 9,986th in The North Pacific for Longest Average Lifespans, with 27.74 Years.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 134thMost Efficient Economies: 211thMost Scientifically Advanced: 495thLargest Information Technology Sector: 565thMost Influential: 696thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 760thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 916thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,188thLargest Black Market: 1,207thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,299thLargest Mining Sector: 1,362ndLowest Crime Rates: 1,364thHighest Average Incomes: 1,598thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,689thTop
Highest Economic Output: 1,827thRudest Citizens: 1,904thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,054thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,576thLargest Insurance Industry: 2,804thLargest Governments: 2,906thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3,512thFattest Citizens: 3,557thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,672ndLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3,678thMost Secular: 4,503rdSmartest Citizens: 7,070thLargest Populations: 8,590thTop
Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 9,851stLargest Gambling Industry: 11,082ndMost Avoided: 11,356thMost Advanced Public Education: 13,222ndLargest Soda Pop Sector: 13,379thHighest Average Tax Rates: 14,344thMost Subsidized Industry: 16,534th
Most Efficient Economies: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 16th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 19th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 20th in the regionLargest Black Market: 22nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 22nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 28th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 34th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 37th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 39th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 42nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 44th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 46th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 47th in the regionRudest Citizens: 61st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 77th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 79th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 79th in the regionFattest Citizens: 93rd in the regionLargest Populations: 94th in the regionLargest Governments: 95th in the regionTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 102nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 105th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 121st in the regionMost Influential: 211th in the regionMost Secular: 217th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 263rd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 279th in the regionMost Avoided: 334th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 357th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Public Education: 504th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 537th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 542nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 545th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 806th in the regionMost Developed: 839th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 892nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Kelvaros Prime, meals are now followed by thirty minutes of mandatory exercise.
  • : Kelvaros Prime voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Convention on Execution"".
  • : Following new legislation in Kelvaros Prime, UFO sightings are listed daily in the morning news.
  • : Following new legislation in Kelvaros Prime, all telephone traffic is monitored for 'national security reasons'.
  • : Following new legislation in Kelvaros Prime, the government recently relinquished its monopoly on the mail service.
  • : Following new legislation in Kelvaros Prime, foreign governments are looking into weaponizing the infamous Prime bee.
  • : Following new legislation in Kelvaros Prime, criminals are thrown to the Eagles to repay their debt to society.
  • : Kelvaros Prime voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Hell".
  • : Kelvaros Prime was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
  • : Following new legislation in Kelvaros Prime, a typical fast food menu item could serve a small army.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 236 » The Undead Union, Effazio, Notyoutopia, Christoffer Nilsson, Falapatorius, Esplandia, Renetopia, Dutchyland, Valory, Hentaios, Lyserea, Last island left, Avocadria, Imperial Arkania, Aaaah Snaaaake, Syrixia, Beastos, Kristalmaan, Catastropolis, Flooforia, Kujira, Saham, EretzIsrael, Doriaion, The Rossinite Empire, Geraldina and Nikopotofahria, Ahulania, Ultimacave, Boggovia, Babylon and Ur, Sheldanada, Republic of Kalamazoo, Sunto, Kamajeria, Zazumo, Rukonia, Sergionova, The Minecraftian State, Plembobria, Sirisea, Afreeca, Els Sentra, Integriti, NewNerman, United Brunstovia, Bras Ew, United States of Icelandia, Stenc, Khmer-Surya, Ardoki, and 186 others.Gunong, Sadakoyama, Garden Bast, Lovesickcatboy, Alice Gardens, MuffinKnight, Noster, Praeceps, Philippedafos, Jacksonville City, Snowlit, Ascenon, Republic of Destiny, The Swedish Republic of New Kenya, Kylesburgh, Lionia, Melon feud, BrightFutures, YoussefStan, BattleSnow, Mingolandia, Tercerwereld, United Chinese Republics, Klurhammon, Antarticeuropa, The Kingdom of Wolfsea, Selfgradatude, Puffinzbekistan, Cyrenaica II, Neen, Mahavansa, Southonia, Yaorozu, Bharathvarsh, United Regions of Geographic Masses, The Howling Claw Monkeys, Albute, Montol, Kurinth, The Protectorate of Epirus, Vasic, Isles of Pandora, Pomakkoy, Nationalist Fools, Xzavia-Hjar, Eglon, Karazan, Meelo, West Vahlma, Penguironyia, Kingdom of Space, Socio polor, Duckerland, Free Culture, Democratic Baltic States, Porto Miserio, Zastraeria, Hudson Valley, American Oligarchy, Novare Res, Chukstik Illahi, Poopsenfartsenbuttschland, The Bureaucratic Territories, Guslantis, Nightempire, Rochester Black, New Echelon, Ceroville, Celreostia, Vinantis, Mescor, New Sekai, NabMex, Alness, TheGemini, Dankacia, Citiva, Cantalupo, Elevation, New Lakemba, Cartertopia, Unimaginable Doom, Whereisthatistan, Liberreich, Ridh, Q w e r t y, Uhura-Ubuntu, Venezuelia, The Holy Order of Polonia, Tokaryk, Daedric Stellar Empire, HeyZay, Arrivederci, Francovania, Globnar, Great and Glorious Martese Unionins, Necromonia, Bothia, Kaanite, Greater Catan, Fengate, Isimud, Sammas, Empire of Infinite Evil, Yeraennus, Arquan, The Galactic Triumvirate, The Lancerian Empire, Poztopia, Camarthen, New Trisone, Everywheristan, Dalaplan, Surrus, DNSD13, New Phyrreus, Britomart, The United Lands of California, Tokenzia, New Eleria, Coldeon, Calamazo, The Teddy, Cozy Beds, Chinstralia, Shirak, Proov583, Lagondia, Chadwin, Jefffliu, Constantinolia, Vladivo, Telemascus, Laxoimia, IMPERALEMPIRE, Corfad, The Destiny Ascension, Republic of Dixie, Pasargad, SEA LORD, Caspiatea, Genie Nation, ShortBusCrashed, Ceretis, United States of Reich, Utopian council, Imladistar, Poachland, Spadestan, Charno, Velon, The Holtklavan Union, CiceroWise, WWLD, New State of Concordia, Lozinak, Boadiccea, Asian Union Pact, Southern Monrovia, Run Mayst Republic, Wisconsota, Norfolk Isle Democratic Union, Artskoza, The Federal Repulbic of Xonia, Democratic Republic of England, Contont, Griscom, Floona, Yukti, Apetopia, Wineclaw, Cheongji, HMS Unicorn, SillyString, Lord Ravenclaw, Reznoir, McMasterdonia, Demescia, Virdalonja, DabsForDays, Golatu, Eukosmos, Libera Publica, Drumpfstadt, Flaggnia, and Railys.

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