The Holy Zombie Hegemony of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Wisdom, Courage, Moderation, Justice
Hegemon Peter Vale
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Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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The Holy Zombie Hegemony of Kelvaros Prime is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Hegemon Peter Vale with an iron fist, and notable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, digital currency, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 10.552 billion Primeans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Education, and Industry are also considered important, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ondera. The average income tax rate is 96.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Primean economy, worth a remarkable 2,426 trillion Credits a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is an amazing 229,926 Credits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

Mobile phone masts are being erected all over the country, citizens are grown in vats, the government is engaging in an agricultural trade war with Maxtopia, and private business has started paving paradises and putting up parking lots. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kelvaros Prime's national animal is the Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Multi-Religious.

Kelvaros Prime is ranked 1,942nd in 10000 Islands and 132,866th in the world for Nudest, with 40 Cheeks per Square Mile.

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