The Kingdom of Keltsvia is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Albert Nunsinu with an even hand, and notable for its daily referendums, sprawling nuclear power plants, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 20.835 billion Keltsvians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ceri Gelu. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 61.0%.
The Keltsvian economy, worth a remarkable 1,753 trillion Marks a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 84,154 Marks, with the richest citizens earning 8.2 times as much as the poorest.
Visiting the best Keltsvian restaurants requires keeping a visa on file, political visitors are forced to stop ten paces from Albert Nunsinu's throne, the government has little issue with allowing its citizens to languish in foreign jails, and agreeing to appear on TV is often the best way to access social care. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Keltsvia's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.
Keltsvia is ranked 5,970th in the world and 93rd in Europe for Lowest Crime Rates, with 112.22 law-abiding acts per hour.
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Keltsvia, agreeing to appear on TV is often the best way to access social care.
- : Following new legislation in Keltsvia, the government has little issue with allowing its citizens to languish in foreign jails.
- : Following new legislation in Keltsvia, political visitors are forced to stop ten paces from Albert Nunsinu's throne.
- : Following new legislation in Keltsvia, visiting the best Keltsvian restaurants requires keeping a visa on file.
- : Following new legislation in Keltsvia, sharing vacation pictures requires written consent from the entire beach resort.
- : Following new legislation in Keltsvia, escaped birthday balloons are torpedoed out of the sky.
- : Following new legislation in Keltsvia, the government's new 'Crime Can Fight Itself' policy appears to be backfiring rather badly.
- : Following new legislation in Keltsvia, the government is washing its hands of alleged corruption.
- : Following new legislation in Keltsvia, droves of former desperados are applying to join the border police.
- : Following new legislation in Keltsvia, condemned prisoners spend hours a day sitting in lotus position looking perplexed.
