Most Beautiful Environments: 880th Largest Populations: 881st Best Weather: 1,328th
The Socialist Commonwealth of
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Unum Cum Virtute Multorum
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Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
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Political Freedom
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The Socialist Commonwealth of Kelssek is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by a parliamentary system with a fair hand, and remarkable for its national health service, unlimited-speed roads, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 27.229 billion Kelssekians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Neorvins. The average income tax rate is 95.0%.

The Kelssekian economy, worth a remarkable 2,580 trillion loonies a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 94,782 loonies, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Park rangers struggle to deal with a rash of stolen pic-a-nic baskets, the Smalltopian embassy doubles as an electoral campaign headquarters, town nameplates frequently raise giggles from passing tourists, and the government regularly publishes lengthy reports on its own excessive recordkeeping. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kelssek's national animal is the polar bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Kelssek is ranked 14,853rd in the world and 374th in The East Pacific for Highest Poor Incomes, with 76,038.48 Standard Monetary Units.

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Most Beautiful Environments: 880thLargest Populations: 881stBest Weather: 1,328thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,462ndTop
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Longest Average Lifespans: 1,694thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,816thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,823rdMost Rebellious Youth: 2,170thMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,183rdLargest Publishing Industry: 2,310thMost Cultured: 2,508thSmartest Citizens: 2,669thHighest Economic Output: 2,842ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,372ndMost Advanced Public Education: 3,592ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,843rdMost Influential: 4,107thNicest Citizens: 4,680thLeast Corrupt Governments: 5,419thMost Pacifist: 6,148thHighest Average Tax Rates: 6,320thMost Compassionate Citizens: 7,153rdLargest Governments: 7,260thTop
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Healthiest Citizens: 8,517thNudest: 8,755thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 9,052ndMost Stationary: 9,648thSafest: 10,507thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 11,410thHighest Poor Incomes: 14,853rd
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Largest Populations: 4th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 18th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 25th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 28th in the regionBest Weather: 28th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 29th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 33rd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 33rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 35th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 36th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 40th in the regionMost Cultured: 49th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 49th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 56th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 72nd in the regionTop
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Most Influential: 115th in the regionNicest Citizens: 121st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 127th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 128th in the regionLargest Governments: 145th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 148th in the regionMost Pacifist: 149th in the regionMost Stationary: 153rd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 193rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 196th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 207th in the regionNudest: 229th in the regionSafest: 242nd in the regionTop
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Highest Poor Incomes: 374th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 377th in the regionMost Developed: 423rd in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 507th in the regionLargest Black Market: 640th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 722nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 737th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Kelssek was endorsed by The Hungry Loh of Aenglaland.
  • : Kelssek voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Against Suicide Seeds".
  • : Following new legislation in Kelssek, the government regularly publishes lengthy reports on its own excessive recordkeeping.
  • : Following new legislation in Kelssek, town nameplates frequently raise giggles from passing tourists.
  • : Following new legislation in Kelssek, the Smalltopian embassy doubles as an electoral campaign headquarters.
  • : Kelssek voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Environmental Warfare Act".
  • : Following new legislation in Kelssek, park rangers struggle to deal with a rash of stolen pic-a-nic baskets.
  • : Kelssek changed its national leader to "a parliamentary system".
  • : Following new legislation in Kelssek, failed genetic experiments wreak havoc as they roam the countryside.
  • : Kelssek was endorsed by The Armed Republic of Survivoristan.

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