Largest Populations: 850th Most Beautiful Environments: 959th Largest Welfare Programs: 1,248th
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The Socialist Commonwealth of Kelssek is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Parliament with a fair hand, and renowned for its smutty television, absence of drug laws, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 27.854 billion Kelssekians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Neorvins. The average income tax rate is 95.1%.

The strong Kelssekian economy, worth a remarkable 3,028 trillion loonies a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 108,719 loonies, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Parliament's peyote-induced "let's all just be friends" speech is trending world-wide, tourists are forbidden to enter Native Kelssekian lands, Neorvins has become the number one destination for urban exploration in The East Pacific, and prisoners regularly escape detention posing as scarecrows. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kelssek's national animal is the polar bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Kelssek is ranked 3,711th in the world and 146th in The East Pacific for Most World Assembly Endorsements, with 20 Valid Endorsements.

Largest Populations: 850thMost Beautiful Environments: 959thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,248thBest Weather: 1,481stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,545thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,714thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,786thTop
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,928thMost Rebellious Youth: 2,212thHighest Economic Output: 2,312thMost Cultured: 2,326thMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,357thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,497thMost Advanced Public Education: 2,731stSmartest Citizens: 2,835thMost Influential: 3,624thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,711thNicest Citizens: 4,654thLeast Corrupt Governments: 5,765thMost Pacifist: 5,895thHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,919thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,077thMost Compassionate Citizens: 6,764thLargest Governments: 7,031stHealthiest Citizens: 8,520thMost Stationary: 8,895thTop
Nudest: 9,931stSafest: 9,963rdHighest Poor Incomes: 11,230thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 11,565thMost Developed: 14,671stLowest Crime Rates: 16,208thHighest Drug Use: 16,432nd
Largest Populations: 5th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 19th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 19th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 27th in the regionBest Weather: 29th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 30th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 32nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 35th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 35th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 37th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 41st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 45th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 50th in the regionMost Cultured: 50th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 51st in the regionTop
Most Influential: 114th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 115th in the regionNicest Citizens: 118th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 130th in the regionLargest Governments: 138th in the regionMost Stationary: 141st in the regionMost Pacifist: 143rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 146th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 174th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 182nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 204th in the regionSafest: 243rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 307th in the regionNudest: 321st in the regionMost Developed: 370th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 386th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Public Transport: 540th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 581st in the regionHighest Drug Use: 602nd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 602nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 630th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 666th in the regionMost Inclusive: 850th in the region

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