Largest Populations: 871st Most Beautiful Environments: 920th Best Weather: 1,378th
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The Socialist Commonwealth of Kelssek is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by a parliamentary system with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, smutty television, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 27.42 billion Kelssekians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Neorvins. The average income tax rate is 95.0%.

The Kelssekian economy, worth a remarkable 2,605 trillion loonies a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 95,018 loonies, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government regularly publishes lengthy reports on its own excessive recordkeeping, sections of the police receive paramilitary training, skateboarding is considered a form of diplomacy, and debates on whether toilet seats should be left up or down are increasingly commonplace. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kelssek's national animal is the polar bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Kelssek is ranked 37,044th in the world and 1,148th in The East Pacific for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 127.81 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.

Largest Populations: 871stMost Beautiful Environments: 920thBest Weather: 1,378thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,503rdTop
Longest Average Lifespans: 1,759thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,823rdLargest Welfare Programs: 1,833rdMost Rebellious Youth: 2,211thMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,222ndLargest Publishing Industry: 2,330thMost Cultured: 2,557thSmartest Citizens: 2,748thHighest Economic Output: 2,827thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,467thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,574thMost Advanced Public Education: 3,770thMost Influential: 4,138thNicest Citizens: 4,654thLeast Corrupt Governments: 5,425thMost Pacifist: 6,048thHighest Average Tax Rates: 6,248thMost Compassionate Citizens: 7,027thLargest Governments: 7,246thTop
Healthiest Citizens: 8,435thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 8,764thNudest: 9,334thMost Stationary: 9,446thSafest: 10,227thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 11,407thHighest Poor Incomes: 14,657th
Largest Populations: 4th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 20th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 25th in the regionBest Weather: 29th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 29th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 31st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 34th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 36th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 36th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 37th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 42nd in the regionMost Cultured: 49th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 51st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 54th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Public Education: 72nd in the regionMost Influential: 119th in the regionNicest Citizens: 120th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 124th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 138th in the regionLargest Governments: 144th in the regionMost Stationary: 152nd in the regionMost Pacifist: 153rd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 156th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 184th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 198th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 198th in the regionSafest: 251st in the regionNudest: 252nd in the regionTop
Highest Poor Incomes: 384th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 397th in the regionMost Developed: 450th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 456th in the regionLargest Black Market: 638th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Kelssek, debates on whether toilet seats should be left up or down are increasingly commonplace.
  • : Following new legislation in Kelssek, skateboarding is considered a form of diplomacy.
  • : Kelssek was endorsed by The Republic of Attais Unis.
  • : Following new legislation in Kelssek, sections of the police receive paramilitary training.
  • : Kelssek was endorsed by The Knowledge Seekers of Aenglaland.
  • : Kelssek voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Against Suicide Seeds".
  • : Following new legislation in Kelssek, the government regularly publishes lengthy reports on its own excessive recordkeeping.
  • : Following new legislation in Kelssek, town nameplates frequently raise giggles from passing tourists.
  • : Following new legislation in Kelssek, the Smalltopian embassy doubles as an electoral campaign headquarters.
  • : Kelssek voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Environmental Warfare Act".


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