Most Beautiful Environments: 825th Largest Populations: 899th Largest Welfare Programs: 1,075th
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The Socialist Commonwealth of Kelssek is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by President Dominique Drapeau with a fair hand, and renowned for its national health service, hatred of cheese, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 26.551 billion Kelssekians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Neorvins. The average income tax rate is 95.2%.

The Kelssekian economy, worth a remarkable 2,667 trillion loonies a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 100,464 loonies, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

President Dominique Drapeau's mistress is the belle at many state balls, the government is in utter turmoil following the the recent abolishment of the tax code, the military recognizes no difference between male and female soldiers, and the Kelssekian Babysitters Club has proven to be a huge relief to stressed-out parents across the nation. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kelssek's national animal is the polar bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Kelssek is ranked 1,276th in the world and 25th in The East Pacific for Best Weather, with 404 Meters Of Sunlight.

Most Beautiful Environments: 825thLargest Populations: 899thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,075thBest Weather: 1,276thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,297thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,471stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,769thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,887thTop
Most Rebellious Youth: 2,088thMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,147thMost Cultured: 2,224thMost Advanced Public Education: 2,255thSmartest Citizens: 2,396thHighest Economic Output: 2,478thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,492ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,705thNicest Citizens: 4,231stMost Influential: 4,412thHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,309thMost Pacifist: 5,568thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,077thLargest Governments: 6,112thLeast Corrupt Governments: 6,391stMost Compassionate Citizens: 6,748thHealthiest Citizens: 8,126thNudest: 8,359thTop
Most Extensive Civil Rights: 10,137thMost Stationary: 10,252ndSafest: 11,069thHighest Poor Incomes: 11,670thLowest Crime Rates: 14,976thMost Developed: 15,535thMost Secular: 18,103rd
Largest Populations: 4th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 16th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 17th in the regionBest Weather: 25th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 26th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 28th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 28th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 30th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 32nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 34th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 35th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 37th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 39th in the regionMost Cultured: 40th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 45th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 93rd in the regionTop
Nicest Citizens: 100th in the regionLargest Governments: 107th in the regionMost Influential: 111th in the regionMost Pacifist: 124th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 127th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 136th in the regionNudest: 143rd in the regionMost Stationary: 168th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 176th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 181st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 183rd in the regionSafest: 225th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 286th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 316th in the regionMost Developed: 369th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 458th in the regionTop
Highest Average Incomes: 676th in the regionLargest Black Market: 705th in the regionMost Inclusive: 706th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 717th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 836th in the region

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