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The Socialist Commonwealth of Kelssek

“Unum Cum Virtute Multorum”

Category: Left-wing Utopia
Civil Rights:
Superb
Economy:
Good
Political Freedoms:
Superb

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: The East Pacific

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The Socialist Commonwealth of Kelssek is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by President Dominique Drapeau with a fair hand, and remarkable for its happy-go-lucky citizens. The compassionate, intelligent population of 23.529 billion Kelssekians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Social Welfare, and the Environment. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Neorvins. The average income tax rate is 98%. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

Pharmacies close down as medicinal drugs are sold freely by the government, mantis shrimp studies is academia's fastest growing field, consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed, and Saturday morning cartoons feature full frontal nudity. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kelssek's national animal is the polar bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the loonie.

Kelssek is ranked 156th in The East Pacific and 9,755th in the world for Largest Public Transport Department, scoring 66 on the Societal Mobility Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 9 days ago

  • 8 hours ago: Kelssek was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Public Transport Department (last census: Top 5%).
  • 6 days ago: Kelssek was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Lowest Unemployment Rates.
  • 9 days ago: Following new legislation in Kelssek, Saturday morning cartoons feature full frontal nudity.
  • 9 days ago: Following new legislation in Kelssek, consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed.
  • 9 days ago: Kelssek was endorsed by The Republic of Articono.
  • 16 days ago: Kelssek was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Extensive Civil Rights.
  • 18 days ago: Following new legislation in Kelssek, mantis shrimp studies is academia's fastest growing field.
  • 19 days ago: Kelssek was ranked in the Top 1% of the region for Highest Average Tax Rates (last census: Top 5%).
  • 21 days ago: Following new legislation in Kelssek, pharmacies close down as medicinal drugs are sold freely by the government.
  • 21 days ago: Following new legislation in Kelssek, the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller.

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