The Socialist Commonwealth of
Left-wing Utopia
Unum Cum Virtute Multorum
Regional Influence
Minnow
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Good
Political Freedom
Superb

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The Socialist Commonwealth of Kelssek is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by President Dominique Drapeau with a fair hand, and renowned for its hatred of cheese, punitive income tax rates, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 24.246 billion Kelssekians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Neorvins. The average income tax rate is 95.7%.

The Kelssekian economy, worth a remarkable 2,267 trillion loonies a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 93,519 loonies, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

An increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents, wind farms are erected on shuttered oil platforms, the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller, and the government has cut taxes in the face of widespread tax evasion. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kelssek's national animal is the polar bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Kelssek is ranked 5,826th in The East Pacific and 139,233rd in the world for Most Avoided, scoring -2,508.655 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 1 day 8 hours ago

  • 18 days ago: Kelssek fell out of the world Top 1% for Most Popular Tourist Destinations.
  • 18 days ago: Kelssek fell out of the regional Top 1% for Most Popular Tourist Destinations.
  • 28 days ago: Kelssek was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Developed.
  • 28 days ago: Kelssek was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Most Developed (last census: Top 10%).
  • 30 days ago: Kelssek was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Subsidized Industry.
  • 32 days ago: Kelssek endorsed The Sacrosanct Delegate of Ramaeus.
  • 39 days ago: Kelssek was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Highest Police Ratios.
  • 43 days ago: Kelssek was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Publishing Industry (last census: Top 10%).
  • 43 days ago: Kelssek was ranked in the Top 1% of the region for Largest Publishing Industry (last census: Top 5%).
  • 44 days ago: Kelssek was reclassified from "Liberal Democratic Socialists" to "Left-wing Utopia".

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