Most Pacifist: 47th Highest Average Tax Rates: 63rd Largest Governments: 66th
The Socialist Bohemian Rhapsody of
Liberal Democratic Socialists
Fidelis ad Urnam (Faithful Unto Death)
Regional Influence
Superpower
Region
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Struggling
Political Freedom
Superb

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The Socialist Bohemian Rhapsody of Kele is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Julian Anumia with a fair hand, and notable for its unlimited-speed roads, rampant corporate plagiarism, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, humorless population of 24.033 billion Keleans love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The large, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Social Policy. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bohemian Rhap City. The income tax rate is 100%.

The enormous but stagnant Kelean economy, worth a remarkable 1,861 trillion Ardans a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 77,437 Ardans, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Children are brainwashed at a young age to accept "Love and peace!" as a way of life, cars are banned from built-up areas, Dragons are considered a delicacy, and torture is illegal. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kele's national animal is the Dragon, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Kele is ranked 405th in the world and 1st in Atheist Haven for Smartest Citizens, with 220.88 Quips Per Hour.

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1%
Most Pacifist: 47thHighest Average Tax Rates: 63rdLargest Governments: 66thSafest: 76thLowest Crime Rates: 84thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 103rdLongest Average Lifespans: 179thMost Beautiful Environments: 180thHealthiest Citizens: 202ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 261stSmartest Citizens: 405thNicest Citizens: 669thBest Weather: 715thMost Inclusive: 739thMost Cultured: 951stTop
5%
Largest Populations: 1,730thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,435thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,834thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,898thLeast Corrupt Governments: 2,953rdMost Income Equality: 3,872ndHighest Economic Output: 4,454thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 5,088thMost Advanced Public Transport: 5,232ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,881stMost Advanced Public Education: 7,114thTop
10%
Most Stationary: 7,550thMost Influential: 7,563rdLargest Welfare Programs: 8,194thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 11,362ndMost Politically Free: 13,604thNudest: 14,576th

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  • : Kele was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Populations.
  • : Kele was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Stationary.
  • : Kele was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Stationary.
  • : Kele was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Stationary.
  • : Kele was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Beautiful Environments, Most Inclusive, Longest Average Lifespans, Most Cultured, and Largest Governments.
  • : Kele was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Influential (last census: Top 10%).
  • : Kele was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Nudest.
  • : Kele was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Influential (last census: Top 5%).
  • : Kele was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Inclusive.
  • : Kele fell out of the world Top 1% for Most Popular Tourist Destinations.

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