Most Pacifist: 49th Highest Average Tax Rates: 64th Largest Governments: 67th
The Socialist Bohemian Rhapsody of
Liberal Democratic Socialists
Fidelis ad Urnam (Faithful Unto Death)
Regional Influence
Superpower
Region
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Struggling
Political Freedom
Superb

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The Socialist Bohemian Rhapsody of Kele is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Julian Anumia with a fair hand, and notable for its national health service, hatred of cheese, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, humorless population of 24.359 billion Keleans love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The large, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Social Policy. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bohemian Rhap City. The income tax rate is 100%.

The enormous but stagnant Kelean economy, worth a remarkable 1,886 trillion Ardans a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 77,437 Ardans, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Children are brainwashed at a young age to accept "Love and peace!" as a way of life, cars are banned from built-up areas, Dragons are considered a delicacy, and torture is illegal. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kele's national animal is the Dragon, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Kele is ranked 15,969th in the world and 1st in Atheist Haven for Highest Poor Incomes, with 73,584.78 Standard Monetary Units.

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Most Pacifist: 49thHighest Average Tax Rates: 64thLargest Governments: 67thSafest: 76thLowest Crime Rates: 88thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 107thMost Beautiful Environments: 192ndLongest Average Lifespans: 203rdHealthiest Citizens: 214thMost Compassionate Citizens: 272ndSmartest Citizens: 423rdNicest Citizens: 709thBest Weather: 767thMost Cultured: 989thMost Inclusive: 1,002ndTop
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Largest Populations: 1,719thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,631stHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,869thLeast Corrupt Governments: 3,017thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,046thHighest Economic Output: 4,579thMost Income Equality: 4,673rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 5,022ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 5,229thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,905thMost Advanced Public Education: 7,294thMost Stationary: 7,339thMost Influential: 7,590thLargest Welfare Programs: 7,814thTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 11,192ndMost Politically Free: 15,132nd

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Kele was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Welfare Programs.
  • : Kele was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
  • : Kele was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Stationary and Most Influential.
  • : Kele was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education and the Top 10% for Nudest.
  • : Kele was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Populations.
  • : Kele was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Stationary.
  • : Kele was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Stationary.
  • : Kele was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Stationary.
  • : Kele was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Beautiful Environments, Most Inclusive, Longest Average Lifespans, Most Cultured, and Largest Governments.
  • : Kele was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Influential (last census: Top 10%).

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