The Socialist Bohemian Rhapsody of
Liberal Democratic Socialists
Fidelis ad Urnam (Faithful Unto Death)
Regional Influence
Superpower
Region
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Imploded
Political Freedom
Superb

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The Socialist Bohemian Rhapsody of Kele is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Julian Anumia with a fair hand, and renowned for its strictly enforced bedtime, punitive income tax rates, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic, humorless population of 22.008 billion Keleans love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Social Policy. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bohemian Rhap City. The income tax rate is 100%.

The large but stagnant Kelean economy, worth 401 trillion Ardans a year, is driven entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 18,251 Ardans, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Children are brainwashed at a young age to accept "Love and peace!" as a way of life, cars are banned from built-up areas, Dragons are considered a delicacy, and torture is illegal. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kele's national animal is the Dragon, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Kele is ranked 3rd in Atheist Haven and 119,244th in the world for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring -13 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Kele was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Influential (last census: Top 5%).
  • : Kele was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Inclusive.
  • : Kele fell out of the world Top 1% for Most Popular Tourist Destinations.
  • : Kele was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry.
  • : Kele fell out of the world Top 5% for Most Godforsaken.
  • : Kele was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Defense Forces (last census: Top 5%).
  • : Kele was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Devout.
  • : Kele fell out of the world Top 10% for Nudest.
  • : Kele was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Nudest.
  • : Kele was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Scientifically Advanced (last census: Top 1%).

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