Most Pacifist: 48th Highest Average Tax Rates: 63rd Largest Governments: 67th
The Socialist Bohemian Rhapsody of
Liberal Democratic Socialists
Fidelis ad Urnam (Faithful Unto Death)
Regional Influence
Superpower
Region
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Struggling
Political Freedom
Superb

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The Socialist Bohemian Rhapsody of Kele is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Julian Anumia with a fair hand, and notable for its anti-smoking policies, state-planned economy, and hatred of cheese. The compassionate, democratic, humorless population of 24.184 billion Keleans love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The large, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Social Policy. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bohemian Rhap City. The income tax rate is 100%.

The enormous but stagnant Kelean economy, worth a remarkable 1,872 trillion Ardans a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 77,437 Ardans, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Children are brainwashed at a young age to accept "Love and peace!" as a way of life, cars are banned from built-up areas, Dragons are considered a delicacy, and torture is illegal. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kele's national animal is the Dragon, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Kele is ranked 84th in the world and 1st in Atheist Haven for Lowest Crime Rates, with 233.07 Law-abiding Acts Per Hour.

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1%
Most Pacifist: 48thHighest Average Tax Rates: 63rdLargest Governments: 67thSafest: 76thLowest Crime Rates: 84thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 104thMost Beautiful Environments: 180thLongest Average Lifespans: 184thHealthiest Citizens: 204thMost Compassionate Citizens: 268thSmartest Citizens: 407thNicest Citizens: 679thBest Weather: 732ndMost Inclusive: 856thMost Cultured: 970thTop
5%
Largest Populations: 1,724thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,502ndHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,883rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,935thLeast Corrupt Governments: 2,983rdHighest Economic Output: 4,490thMost Income Equality: 4,723rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 5,165thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 5,170thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,810thMost Advanced Public Education: 7,177thMost Stationary: 7,429thMost Influential: 7,570thLargest Welfare Programs: 8,007thTop
10%
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 11,220thMost Politically Free: 14,340thNudest: 15,656thHighest Poor Incomes: 16,084th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Kele was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Welfare Programs.
  • : Kele was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
  • : Kele was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Stationary and Most Influential.
  • : Kele was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education and the Top 10% for Nudest.
  • : Kele was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Populations.
  • : Kele was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Stationary.
  • : Kele was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Stationary.
  • : Kele was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Stationary.
  • : Kele was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Beautiful Environments, Most Inclusive, Longest Average Lifespans, Most Cultured, and Largest Governments.
  • : Kele was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Influential (last census: Top 10%).

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