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The Socialist Bohemian Rhapsody of Kele

“Fidelis ad Urnam (Faithful Unto Death)”

Category: Liberal Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Very Good
Economy:
Imploded
Political Freedoms:
Superb

Regional Influence: Superpower

Location: Atheist Haven

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The Socialist Bohemian Rhapsody of Kele is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Julian Anumia with a fair hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, democratic population of 20.92 billion Keleans love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The large, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Social Policy. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bohemian Rhap City. The income tax rate is 100%.

The large but stagnant Kelean economy, worth 381 trillion Ardans a year, is driven entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 18,251 Ardans, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Children are brainwashed at a young age to accept "Love and peace!" as a way of life, cars are banned from built-up areas, Dragons are considered a delicacy, and torture is illegal. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kele's national animal is the Dragon, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Kele is ranked 2nd in Atheist Haven and 63,602nd in the world for Most Authoritarian, with 0.256 Stalins.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 37 days ago

  • 16 days ago: Kele fell out of the world Top 10% for Nudest.
  • 143 days ago: Kele was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Nudest.
  • 199 days ago: Kele was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Scientifically Advanced (last census: Top 1%).
  • 210 days ago: Kele was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Influential (last census: Top 10%).
  • 298 days ago: Kele was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Scientifically Advanced.
  • 1 year 163 days ago: Kele fell out of the world Top 10% for Nudest.
  • 1 year 226 days ago: Kele was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Influential (last census: Top 5%).
  • 1 year 253 days ago: Kele relocated from Lazarus to Atheist Haven.
  • 1 year 253 days ago: Kele was refounded.
  • 1 year 261 days ago: Kele ceased to exist.

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