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The Socialist Bohemian Rhapsody of Kele

“Fidelis ad Urnam (Faithful Unto Death)”

Category: Liberal Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Very Good
Economy:
Imploded
Political Freedoms:
Superb

Regional Influence: Superpower

Location: Atheist Haven

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The Socialist Bohemian Rhapsody of Kele is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Julian Anumia with a fair hand, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons. The compassionate, intelligent population of 19.794 billion Keleans love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, the Environment, and Social Equality. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bohemian Rhap City. The average income tax rate is 100%. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

Children are brainwashed at a young age to accept "Love and peace!" as a way of life, cars are banned from built-up areas, Dragons are considered a delicacy, and torture is illegal. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kele's national animal is the Dragon, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its currency is the Ardan.

Kele is ranked 1st in Atheist Haven and 103rd in the world for Longest Average Lifespans, scoring 90 on the Enoch Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 11 days ago

  • 12 days ago: Kele was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Scientifically Advanced (last census: Top 1%).
  • 23 days ago: Kele was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Influential (last census: Top 10%).
  • 111 days ago: Kele was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Scientifically Advanced.
  • 341 days ago: Kele fell out of the world Top 10% for Nudest.
  • 1 year 39 days ago: Kele was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Influential (last census: Top 5%).
  • 1 year 66 days ago: Kele relocated from Lazarus to Atheist Haven.
  • 1 year 66 days ago: Kele was refounded.
  • 1 year 75 days ago: Kele ceased to exist.
  • 1 year 123 days ago: Kele relocated from Balder to Atheist Haven.
  • 1 year 123 days ago: Kele was refounded.

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