Fattest Citizens: 408th Largest Insurance Industry: 412th Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 549th
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The Protectorate of Keglen is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Leader with an iron fist, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and ban on automobiles. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 9.565 billion Keglenians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The tiny, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order and Industry are also considered important, while Environment and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Keglen City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Keglenian economy, worth a remarkable 3,161 trillion Keglens a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Gambling, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 330,544 Keglens, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,102,225 per year while the poor average 73,796, a ratio of 14.9 to 1.

Builders spend more time negotiating "tasteful architecture" than on actual construction, torture is commonly used to extract information from suspected criminals, vanity is considered the fifth cardinal virtue, and scenic tours are unheard of after most environmental laws were abolished. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Keglen's national animal is the Kegal, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is a major religion.

Keglen is ranked 8,576th in the world and 2nd in Keglen for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring 5,562.86 on the Hickory Productivity Index.

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Fattest Citizens: 408thLargest Insurance Industry: 412thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 549thLargest Retail Industry: 566thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 611thMost Avoided: 724thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 744thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 782ndHighest Average Incomes: 813thMost Ignorant Citizens: 939thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 944thLargest Gambling Industry: 1,001stLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,187thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,216thTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 1,626thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,654thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,756thHighest Economic Output: 1,917thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,158thMost Efficient Economies: 2,192ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,665thLargest Mining Sector: 2,853rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,918thMost Stationary: 3,180thLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,445thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,152ndMost Subsidized Industry: 4,583rdLargest Governments: 4,785thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 5,226thLowest Crime Rates: 5,497thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 6,292ndLargest Black Market: 6,827thTop
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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 8,576thRudest Citizens: 8,761stMost Influential: 9,121stMost Pro-Market: 11,682ndLargest Populations: 12,351stMost Extreme: 13,462ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 13,789thMost Secular: 13,800th

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  • : Keglen was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Agricultural Sector.
  • : Keglen was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides.
  • : Keglen was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Rudest Citizens and Most Influential.
  • : Keglen was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Stationary.
  • : Keglen was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Wealthy Incomes.
  • : Keglen was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Stationary.
  • : Keglen was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Insurance Industry, Largest Manufacturing Sector, Largest Soda Pop Sector, Highest Average Incomes, and Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector.
  • : Keglen was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Publishing Industry.
  • : Keglen fell out of the world Top 10% for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides.
  • : Keglen was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Corrupt Governments (last census: Top 5%).

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