Largest Insurance Industry: 421st Fattest Citizens: 442nd Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 586th
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The Protectorate of Keglen is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Leader with an iron fist, and remarkable for its parental licensing program, ritual sacrifices, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 10.078 billion Keglenians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The tiny, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order and Industry also on the agenda, while Environment and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Keglen City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Keglenian economy, worth a remarkable 3,331 trillion Keglens a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Gambling, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 330,544 Keglens, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,102,225 per year while the poor average 73,796, a ratio of 14.9 to 1.

Builders spend more time negotiating "tasteful architecture" than on actual construction, torture is commonly used to extract information from suspected criminals, vanity is considered the fifth cardinal virtue, and scenic tours are unheard of after most environmental laws were abolished. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Keglen's national animal is the Kegal, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is a major religion.

Keglen is ranked 1,163rd in the world and 1st in Keglen for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 18,478.7 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.

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Largest Insurance Industry: 421stFattest Citizens: 442ndLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 586thLargest Retail Industry: 630thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 653rdMost Avoided: 770thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 772ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 807thHighest Average Incomes: 848thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 916thMost Ignorant Citizens: 1,009thLargest Gambling Industry: 1,057thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,163rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,184thTop
5%
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 1,632ndLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,719thHighest Economic Output: 1,856thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,873rdMost Efficient Economies: 2,159thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,257thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,612thLargest Mining Sector: 2,842ndMost Stationary: 3,015thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,357thLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,936thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,127thMost Subsidized Industry: 4,845thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 5,010thLargest Governments: 5,155thLowest Crime Rates: 5,709thLargest Black Market: 6,784thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 6,932ndTop
10%
Most Influential: 8,886thRudest Citizens: 10,832ndLargest Populations: 11,729thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 12,657thMost Pro-Market: 14,207thMost Secular: 14,839thMost Extreme: 14,965thLargest Agricultural Sector: 15,112th

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  • : Keglen was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Soda Pop Sector and the Top 10% for Highest Poor Incomes.
  • : Keglen was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Wealthy Incomes.
  • : Keglen was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Agricultural Sector.
  • : Keglen was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides.
  • : Keglen was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Rudest Citizens and Most Influential.
  • : Keglen was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Stationary.
  • : Keglen was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Wealthy Incomes.
  • : Keglen was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Stationary.
  • : Keglen was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Insurance Industry, Largest Manufacturing Sector, Largest Soda Pop Sector, Highest Average Incomes, and Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector.
  • : Keglen was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Publishing Industry.

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