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The Protectorate of Keglen

“For Keglen!”

Category: Corporate Police State
Civil Rights:
Few
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Regional Influence: Powerbroker

Location: Keglen

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The Protectorate of Keglen is a colossal, economically powerful nation, ruled by Leader with an iron fist, and remarkable for its prohibition of alcohol. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 5.716 billion Keglenians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, pro-business government stops and the rest of society begins, but it concentrates mainly on Defence, although Law & Order and Commerce are on the agenda. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Keglen City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 93%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, followed by Information Technology and Retail.

The criminal underworld is awash with sausage smuggling, citizens have reported seeing strange rays of light emanating from the moon, the public health bureaucracy is wrapped in miles of red tape, and thieves are flogged in public for their crimes. Crime is a serious problem. Keglen's national animal is the Kegal, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, its national religion is a major religion, and its currency is the Keglen.

Keglen is ranked 2nd in Keglen and 11,429th in the world for Most Godforsaken, with 49 Dawkins.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 2 days 2 hours ago

  • 14 hours ago: Keglen was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Godforsaken.
  • 1 day 15 hours ago: Following new legislation in Keglen, thieves are flogged in public for their crimes.
  • 1 day 15 hours ago: Following new legislation in Keglen, the public health bureaucracy is wrapped in miles of red tape.
  • 1 day 15 hours ago: Following new legislation in Keglen, citizens have reported seeing strange rays of light emanating from the moon.
  • 1 day 15 hours ago: Following new legislation in Keglen, the criminal underworld is awash with sausage smuggling.
  • 1 day 15 hours ago: Following new legislation in Keglen, army rations are served on silver platters.
  • 23 days ago: Keglen fell out of the world Top 10% for Most Extreme.
  • 24 days ago: Following new legislation in Keglen, the dead are minced up and sold to people in burger form.
  • 24 days ago: Following new legislation in Keglen, the country is preparing for war.
  • 24 days ago: Following new legislation in Keglen, citizens are permitted to carry concealed handguns.

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