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The Protectorate of Keglen

“For Keglen!”

Category: Corporate Police State
Civil Rights:
Rare
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Unheard Of

Regional Influence: Powerbroker

Location: Keglen

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The Protectorate of Keglen is a colossal, economically powerful nation, ruled by Leader with an iron fist, and remarkable for its complete lack of public education. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 5.846 billion Keglenians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business government stops and the rest of society begins, but it is mainly concerned with Defence, although Law & Order and Commerce are on the agenda. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Keglen City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 94%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, followed by Information Technology and Retail.

Keglen's fine wines are renowned throughout the region, organ donation rates are among the lowest in the region, the nation's drinking water tends to glow green at night, and torture is commonly used to extract information from suspected criminals. Crime is a serious problem. Keglen's national animal is the Kegal, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, its national religion is a major religion, and its currency is the Keglen.

Keglen is ranked 4th in Keglen and 59,388th in the world for Highest Drug Use, scoring 60 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 1 day 21 hours ago

  • 1 day 13 hours ago: Following new legislation in Keglen, torture is commonly used to extract information from suspected criminals.
  • 1 day 13 hours ago: Following new legislation in Keglen, the nation's drinking water tends to glow green at night.
  • 2 days 13 hours ago: Following new legislation in Keglen, organ donation rates are among the lowest in the region.
  • 3 days 1 hour ago: Following new legislation in Keglen, Keglen's fine wines are renowned throughout the region.
  • 3 days 1 hour ago: Following new legislation in Keglen, government popup ads are springing up like weeds.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Keglen, guns are banned.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Keglen, major cities are suffering under water rationing.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Keglen, midnight raids drag couples from their homes in the name of decency.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Keglen, poets and writers are regularly rounded up and shot for entertainment.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Keglen, much of Keglen's computer network is controlled by a rampant artificial intelligence.

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