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The Protectorate of Keglen

“For Keglen!”

Category: Corporate Police State
Civil Rights:
Few
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Unheard Of

Regional Influence: Powerbroker

Location: Keglen

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The Protectorate of Keglen is a colossal, devout nation, ruled by Leader with an iron fist, and renowned for its suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 5.338 billion Keglenians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, pro-business government stops and the rest of society begins, but it concentrates mainly on Defence, although Law & Order and Commerce are secondary priorities. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Keglen City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 92%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, followed by Information Technology and Retail.

Morning coffees are no longer the same since the disappearance of newspapers, scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes, major cities shut down as their local sports team takes to the field every day, and it is now illegal for teens to view any sites except Club Kitten and My Little Donkey. Crime is a serious problem. Keglen's national animal is the Kegal, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, its national religion is a major religion, and its currency is the Keglen.

Keglen is ranked 2nd in Keglen and 53,625th in the world for Most Authoritarian, with 0.36 Stalins.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 15 hours ago

  • 3 hours ago: Following new legislation in Keglen, it is now illegal for teens to view any sites except Club Kitten and My Little Donkey.
  • 3 hours ago: Following new legislation in Keglen, major cities shut down as their local sports team takes to the field every day.
  • 3 hours ago: Following new legislation in Keglen, scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes.
  • 24 days ago: Following new legislation in Keglen, morning coffees are no longer the same since the disappearance of newspapers.
  • 25 days ago: Following new legislation in Keglen, environmental protestors are being rounded up and taken away in sinister black vans as a massive land development campaign gets underway.
  • 25 days ago: Following new legislation in Keglen, the government snoops on private internet connections.
  • 25 days ago: Following new legislation in Keglen, citizens who become homeless are immediately executed.
  • 25 days ago: Following new legislation in Keglen, breastfeeding mothers are replacing smokers to loiter outside the workplace.
  • 27 days ago: Keglen was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Influential.
  • 28 days ago: Following new legislation in Keglen, major cities are suffering under water rationing.

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