Fattest Citizens: 391st Largest Insurance Industry: 403rd Largest Retail Industry: 533rd
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The Protectorate of Keglen is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Leader with an iron fist, and remarkable for its ritual sacrifices, parental licensing program, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 9.35 billion Keglenians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The tiny, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order and Industry are also considered important, while Environment and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Keglen City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Keglenian economy, worth a remarkable 3,090 trillion Keglens a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Gambling, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 330,544 Keglens, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,102,225 per year while the poor average 73,796, a ratio of 14.9 to 1.

Builders spend more time negotiating "tasteful architecture" than on actual construction, torture is commonly used to extract information from suspected criminals, vanity is considered the fifth cardinal virtue, and scenic tours are unheard of after most environmental laws were abolished. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Keglen's national animal is the Kegal, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is a major religion.

Keglen is ranked 181,129th in the world and 11th in Keglen for Most Popular Tourist Destinations, with 5.06 Tourists Per Hour.

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Fattest Citizens: 391stLargest Insurance Industry: 403rdLargest Retail Industry: 533rdLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 542ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 609thMost Avoided: 715thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 737thHighest Average Incomes: 792ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 793rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 919thMost Ignorant Citizens: 925thLargest Gambling Industry: 989thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,190thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,190thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,617thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,628thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,702ndTop
5%
Highest Economic Output: 1,960thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,105thMost Efficient Economies: 2,216thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,679thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,698thLargest Mining Sector: 2,837thMost Stationary: 3,216thLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,230thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,258thMost Subsidized Industry: 4,283rdLargest Governments: 4,610thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 5,297thLowest Crime Rates: 5,404thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 6,099thLargest Black Market: 6,835thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 8,612thRudest Citizens: 8,985thTop
10%
Most Influential: 9,219thLargest Populations: 12,529thMost Secular: 12,956thMost Pro-Market: 13,236thMost Extreme: 15,810thHighest Poor Incomes: 16,011thLargest Agricultural Sector: 17,651st
Top
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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Pro-Market: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Keglen was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides.
  • : Keglen was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Rudest Citizens and Most Influential.
  • : Keglen was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Stationary.
  • : Keglen was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Wealthy Incomes.
  • : Keglen was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Stationary.
  • : Keglen was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Insurance Industry, Largest Manufacturing Sector, Largest Soda Pop Sector, Highest Average Incomes, and Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector.
  • : Keglen was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Publishing Industry.
  • : Keglen fell out of the world Top 10% for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides.
  • : Keglen was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Corrupt Governments (last census: Top 5%).
  • : Keglen was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides.

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