Largest Insurance Industry: 420th Fattest Citizens: 420th Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 552nd
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The Protectorate of Keglen is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Leader with an iron fist, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, smutty television, and complete lack of public education. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 9.714 billion Keglenians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The tiny, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order and Industry are also considered important, while Environment and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Keglen City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Keglenian economy, worth a remarkable 3,210 trillion Keglens a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Gambling, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 330,544 Keglens, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,102,225 per year while the poor average 73,796, a ratio of 14.9 to 1.

Builders spend more time negotiating "tasteful architecture" than on actual construction, torture is commonly used to extract information from suspected criminals, vanity is considered the fifth cardinal virtue, and scenic tours are unheard of after most environmental laws were abolished. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Keglen's national animal is the Kegal, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is a major religion.

Keglen is ranked 165,224th in the world and 5th in Keglen for Longest Average Lifespans, with 24.08 Years.

Top
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Largest Insurance Industry: 420thFattest Citizens: 420thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 552ndLargest Retail Industry: 577thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 626thMost Avoided: 738thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 757thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 793rdHighest Average Incomes: 829thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 962ndMost Ignorant Citizens: 973rdLargest Gambling Industry: 1,021stLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,185thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,225thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,621stTop
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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 1,666thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,794thHighest Economic Output: 1,895thMost Efficient Economies: 2,162ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,179thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,698thLargest Mining Sector: 2,882ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,999thMost Stationary: 3,104thLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,558thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,190thMost Subsidized Industry: 4,628thLargest Governments: 4,893rdLowest Overall Tax Burden: 5,110thLowest Crime Rates: 5,591stLargest Cheese Export Sector: 6,422ndLargest Black Market: 6,782ndTop
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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 8,874thMost Influential: 8,954thRudest Citizens: 8,977thLargest Populations: 12,162ndMost Pro-Market: 12,551stMost Secular: 14,254thLargest Agricultural Sector: 14,493rdMost Extreme: 15,065th

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  • : Keglen was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Wealthy Incomes.
  • : Keglen was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Agricultural Sector.
  • : Keglen was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides.
  • : Keglen was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Rudest Citizens and Most Influential.
  • : Keglen was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Stationary.
  • : Keglen was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Wealthy Incomes.
  • : Keglen was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Stationary.
  • : Keglen was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Insurance Industry, Largest Manufacturing Sector, Largest Soda Pop Sector, Highest Average Incomes, and Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector.
  • : Keglen was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Publishing Industry.
  • : Keglen fell out of the world Top 10% for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides.

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