Fattest Citizens: 387th Largest Insurance Industry: 402nd Largest Retail Industry: 519th
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The Protectorate of Keglen is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Leader with an iron fist, and notable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and digital currency. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 9.214 billion Keglenians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The tiny, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order and Industry also on the agenda, while Environment and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Keglen City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Keglenian economy, worth a remarkable 3,045 trillion Keglens a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Gambling, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 330,544 Keglens, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,102,225 per year while the poor average 73,796, a ratio of 14.9 to 1.

Builders spend more time negotiating "tasteful architecture" than on actual construction, torture is commonly used to extract information from suspected criminals, vanity is considered the fifth cardinal virtue, and scenic tours are unheard of after most environmental laws were abolished. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Keglen's national animal is the Kegal, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is a major religion.

Keglen is ranked 189,755th in the world and 6th in Keglen for Most Primitive, scoring -375.94 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

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Fattest Citizens: 387thLargest Insurance Industry: 402ndLargest Retail Industry: 519thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 521stHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 596thMost Avoided: 700thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 718thHighest Average Incomes: 768thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 788thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 897thMost Ignorant Citizens: 906thLargest Gambling Industry: 979thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,154thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,193rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,562ndLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,603rdMost Corrupt Governments: 1,642ndTop
5%
Highest Economic Output: 1,964thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,044thMost Efficient Economies: 2,214thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,533rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,628thLargest Mining Sector: 2,807thLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,073rdMost Stationary: 3,266thMost Subsidized Industry: 4,022ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,364thLargest Governments: 4,414thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 5,077thLowest Crime Rates: 5,287thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 5,954thLargest Black Market: 6,767thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 8,593rdMost Influential: 9,136thRudest Citizens: 9,299thTop
10%
Most Secular: 11,275thLargest Populations: 12,705thMost Pro-Market: 14,099thHighest Poor Incomes: 15,021stMost Extreme: 16,980thLargest Agricultural Sector: 17,474th

National Happenings

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  • : Keglen was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides.
  • : Keglen was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Rudest Citizens and Most Influential.
  • : Keglen was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Stationary.
  • : Keglen was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Wealthy Incomes.
  • : Keglen was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Stationary.
  • : Keglen was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Insurance Industry, Largest Manufacturing Sector, Largest Soda Pop Sector, Highest Average Incomes, and Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector.
  • : Keglen was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Publishing Industry.
  • : Keglen fell out of the world Top 10% for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides.
  • : Keglen was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Corrupt Governments (last census: Top 5%).
  • : Keglen was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides.

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