The Universal Vibes of Keetmanshoop is a gargantuan, efficient nation, remarkable for its frequent executions, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 30.817 billion Keetmanshoopians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The minute, liberal, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Keetmanshoop. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 1.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Keetmanshoopian economy, worth a remarkable 4,556 trillion Dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Pizza Delivery, Automobile Manufacturing, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 147,852 Dollars, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,188,457 per year while the poor average 4,224, a ratio of 281 to 1.

Scenic mountain valleys are flooded with water as damming projects get underway, citizens can be frequently spotted going about their business stark naked, tumbleweeds made of litter adorn city streets, and anti-government political posters adorn every building like wallpaper. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Keetmanshoop's national animal is the Lion, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Keetmanshoop is ranked 293,738^th in the world and 11,090^th in Osiris for Lowest Crime Rates, with 3.15 law-abiding acts per hour.