| Category: Corporate Bordello | ||
| Civil Rights: Very Good |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Superb |
Regional Influence: Minnow
Location: Imperial League of Nations
Overview • People • Government • Economy • Trend • Analysis
The Soviet Socialist Republic of Kazistonia is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Alexander Grobak with a fair hand, and notable for its compulsory military service. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, intelligent population of 7.677 billion are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.
It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, pro-business government stops and the rest of society begins, but it devotes most of its attentions to Defence, with areas such as the Environment and Religion & Spirituality receiving almost no funds by comparison. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kazistak. The average income tax rate is 100%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, followed by Information Technology and Uranium Mining.
Tourists need only sign on the dotted line to become citizens, streakers swamp all public events in order to bare it all, trade is bringing a wide selection of strange resources and technologies into Kazistonia although importers have the highest mortality rate in the nation (Kazistonia has found 2 easter eggs), and the national Police Academies have dedicated infant wings. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kazistonia's national animal is the Wolf, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its currency is the Red Credit.
Kazistonia is ranked 1st in Imperial League of Nations and 850th in the world for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 11 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.








































National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity: 5 days ago
- 8 hours ago:
Kazistonia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Trout Fishing Sector (last census: Top 5%). - 9 hours ago:
Kazistonia was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Largest Trout Fishing Sector. - 3 days 9 hours ago:
Kazistonia was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Largest Public Sector. - 4 days ago:
Kazistonia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Insurance Industry (last census: Top 5%). - 4 days ago:
Kazistonia was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Largest Insurance Industry. - 4 days ago: Following new legislation in
Kazistonia, the national Police Academies have dedicated infant wings. - 4 days ago: Following new legislation in
Kazistonia, trade is bringing a wide selection of strange resources and technologies into Kazistonia although importers have the highest mortality rate in the nation (Kazistonia has found 2 easter eggs). - 4 days ago: Following new legislation in
Kazistonia, streakers swamp all public events in order to bare it all. - 4 days ago: Following new legislation in
Kazistonia, tourists need only sign on the dotted line to become citizens. - 4 days ago: Following new legislation in
Kazistonia, seafood restaurants assure customers 'If it lives in the sea, it's on our menu'.







