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“Jak się masz All Hail Comrade Borat!”

The Soviet Socialist Republic of Kazakh States is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by A Horse with an even hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space. Its compassionate population of 1.103 billion are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Social Welfare, and Law & Order. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sagdiyevgrad. The average income tax rate is 100%. A robust private sector is led by the Tourism industry, followed by Beef-Based Agriculture and Basket Weaving.

Red Cross demand for body bags are rising while sutures are decreasing, a survey of the nation's rivers and children has shown that pesticide levels are at an all-time regional high, Kazakh States's airwaves are dominated by corporate-backed commercial radio, and scientists recently cloned the long-extinct feather-bellied kazakh horse. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kazakh States's national animal is the kazakh horse, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the Tenge.

Kazakh States is ranked 20th in the region and 47,641st in the world for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry.